Crazy days with beautiful sister

After he came out, he felt refreshed and uncomfortable.

He looked at his outfit in front of the big window of a clothing store, and said in one sentence: What a fucking fortress!

It seems that this sissy is also very human, and the texture of the clothes is very good.

If you wear a pair of glasses, it will be even more dragging.

Ever since, he bought a pair of sunglasses and wore them. This cool shape is a bit like Fa Ge.

He took out his mobile phone to make a call to Tong Jing, but another mobile phone rang beside him.

After searching around for a long time, I took out the girly mobile phone from the compartment of the suit.

I'm going, idiot, forgot to return this thing to the sissy.

He wondered if he should answer it, but when he saw the caller ID was: tigress.

Guessing it was his wife, Xiao Mo picked it up out of curiosity.

"You have an incompetent personality, why did you come to answer the phone so late... Bastard, do you want my mother to fuck you..."

There was a roar on the other end of the phone, and he could tell from the voice that this was a big fat woman at the level of a shrew.

impotent?

Sissy?

Question marks filled Xiao Mo's mind.

Still, he didn't speak.

The other end panted heavily, "Stop talking, right? Get out of here now. In the Pedestrian Street, Bumpman Bar, bring some money. Me and three lovers had sex last night and ran out of money..."

Xiao Mo couldn't stand such a loud voice, and he could still hear the bombardment sound like a cannonball while holding the phone aside.

Circle and fork, three lovers...

Made, Xiaomo felt that he was sorry for the sissy just now, and he thought he had to do something.

He pondered for a while, and found the swearing move he learned from Song Weiwei back then, "Damn woman, don't you want to be ashamed..."

As soon as he cursed, he was interrupted by the tigress over there.

The tigress had a super loud voice, "Yelling, you are so fucking impotent, you are dragged to the sky today. It seems that I have not treated you for two days, you are short and thick, and you are jumping away again..."

Xiao Mo was so angry that the tigress didn't hear the sound.

Although these words are cursing sissies, as a person who heard them directly, his lungs would explode.

Especially as an orthodox man, he felt very aggrieved by the sissy, "Fuck you, dead woman, I can't kill you, and you're so f*cking pampered, the kind of guy who takes selfies for me for three hours When the beast comes, it will be useless if it is not dealt with, and the dignity of a man is thrown into the latrine."

"Hey, ah, you are rubbing the rhythm of death. Humans and beasts? Haha... This old lady is out of date, let me tell you, as for your youngest son, I don't even know if his father is a human or a beast ..."

cx, inhumane!

Xiao Mo gritted his teeth, marrying such a wife is really smoke from the grave of his ancestors, and he has the urge to drop his phone.

"What's the matter? I'm impotent, don't you talk? Don't think that if you look like a flower, I won't dare to scold you. Now listen carefully, come to the box on the second floor of the Ou Conve Man Bar, or I will go back tonight You feel good, whip you, burn you, shock you with electric shocks, pinch you with pokers, wrap your chrysanthemums with iron rods..."

ruthless!

Really peat ruthless!

No matter how arrogant Xiao Mo is, he can't take it any longer, "You f**king didn't know who I am, did you?..."

"Oh, you think you've become a man with a lump of shit in your throat. Pooh, don't forget that my family gave you all of this. Hurry up and kneel and lick it for me..."

Xiao Mo clenched his hands, and was about to yell at him when he hung up the phone.

The anger in my heart can't be dissipated, I have to scold: your mother is so incomparable...

Come to think of it, this sissy is not having a good time.

Although he also has problems with his character, Xiao Mo felt that his egg was smashed to pieces for such a shameful loss of a man's dignity.

He would like to see what kind of tigress it is.

Bump Mann Bar, huh?

Xiao Mo felt an inexplicable anger in his heart, and he arrived at Ou Conve Man Bar not long after.

It's really close to the pedestrian street.

He looked at the Bumpman Bar and thought it was like the ancient Piaoxiangyuan.

As soon as he was about to enter the door, he saw two beggars coming to block his way to beg for food.

Take a closer look, let me go, the world is so small.

Nice to meet you all:

These two are the tall and short beggar gods who stole Cao Chuchu's underwear not long ago.

"Brother, please do me a favor, we haven't eaten for half a month, please give me something to eat..."

I'm going, haven't eaten for half a month?

Peat, isn't it eating Xiang again?

The two beggars obviously didn't recognize each other. The suave "big gangster" in front of him was the poor, poor woman who robbed him of hundreds of dollars a year ago.

Xiao Mo scored 100 points for his outfit, and he had an idea in his mind, and said with a smile: "Come with me, delicious food and spicy food..."

The two beggars looked at Xiaomo in disbelief, "Really?"

They looked up again at the state of the bar, and threw away the broken bowls in their hands.

Everyone spat a few mouthfuls of saliva into their hands, and licked their shiny hair.

Xiaomo's stomach tumbling...

The tall man smiled and said, "Let's dress up so that we won't lose you..."

"Ci'ao." The short beggar also said: "Brother, do you think we are handsome now?"

Xiao Mo turned his face to the side, "Handsome, handsome, handsome, handsome, handsome, I want to strangle you to death..."

If it weren't for their usefulness, he would have sent them flying with both fists.

The short beggar said to the tall beggar, "Brother, come and give me a middle share..."

"Drink, spit, spit..."

The tall beggar didn't feel ashamed, he didn't hesitate at all, and spit on the short beggar's head neatly.

Xiao Mo's stomach churned again, and he was forced to suppress it.

The short man suddenly shouted: "Brother, you spit the vegetable leaves on my forehead..."

"Hun Dan, when did we eat vegetables this month..." The tall man took a look, and there was indeed something in the shape of a vegetable leaf stuck to the short beggar's forehead. He stretched out his hand and squeezed it, stuffing it into his mouth "Looks like it was last month..."

"O, O."

Xiao Mo couldn't hold on any longer, and went to the trash can beside the road to vomit.

Peat, what a frightening soul.

Two gods made in heaven...

Nima.

Seeing Xiao Mo vomit, the short man ran over and shouted, "Brother, why didn't you say so sooner if you wanted to vomit, spit on my head..."

"Silly x." The tall man went up and kicked the short man, "That's such a waste, Hun Dan, if I say just spit it into our mouths just now..."

"Yeah!" The short man nodded emphatically.

What a fetish!

Xiao Mo couldn't help throwing up again, "Get the fuck out of here, don't let me see you..."

The tall beggar didn't want to lose the good job he had just arrived, so he pulled the short beggar to the side, and the two kept licking their lips and spitting.

If you want to ask them why Mao is like this, that is: the current local tyrants are so terribly wasteful, they would rather vomit than give them food, there is no human touch...