Crazy days with beautiful sister

The weekend passed in a blink of an eye.

As soon as Xiaomo entered the school, he was caught by Zhuang Zhuang who had been waiting for a long time, "Brother Xiaomo, do you know?"

Damn, you didn't tell me, I know wool.

Xiao Mo turned his face sideways, "You know what?"

"I got important information. Ergou and Dabus went shopping the day before yesterday and fell into the sewer. The fall was not light. I heard that they almost drank all the dirty water in the sewer. When they pulled it up, their buttocks, eyes It's still leaking water..."

I go, so exaggerated?

The propaganda of the masses is really strong, anyway, bragging b doesn't cost money, and it will kill you.

Xiao Mo opened his mouth in surprise: "Who did you hear that from?"

"Oh, you are really behind. The aunt who sells vegetables in the cafeteria and the uncle who cleans the toilet know about it, don't you?"

Zhuang Zhuang was startled and said sighingly.

"Fuck, don't bring such an exaggeration?"

Xiao Mo looked at Zhuang Zhuang with a serious face, "You really look like..."

"Like what?"

Zhuang Zhuang asked curiously.

"Do you really want me to tell you?" Xiao Mo asked back.

"Ang, it is necessary."

Zhuang Zhuang nodded.

"you sure?"

"Ok!"

"Well, I think you look like a beast!" Xiao Mo said with a light smile.

Zhuang Zhuang said in surprise: "Brother Xiaomo, is what you said true?"

Fuck, what is this going to do?

Xiao Mo was really taken aback, thinking that if he hadn't seen him for two days, Zhuang Zhuang wouldn't degenerate again, right?

He said with an apologetic expression: "I'm just kidding you, don't take it seriously, ha ha."

"No!" Zhuang Zhuang said loudly: "Brother Xiaomo, tell me that you are serious and you are telling the truth."

Xiao Moxia really couldn't laugh anymore, this shit looks a bit mentally ill.

"Are you healthy? Strong."

"No, I'm fine. Tell me quickly."

"I, well, I'm speaking from the bottom of my heart."

"..."

What a shitty conversation this is.

After Zhuang Zhuang finished listening, he laughed and put his arms around Xiao Mo, "You are the best, and I will be your friend! Do you know, what do the students in our class say about me?"

Xiao Mo stuck out his tongue and licked his lower lip, feeling like he would become an idiot if he continued to say this.

Zhuang Zhuang continued: "Hey, they don't play with me, they say that I am not as good as birds and beasts. It hurts my self-esteem too much, don't you think so? Brother Xiaomo...ah, what's wrong with you? "

Xiao Mo bent over and opened his mouth, his mouth was streaming non-stop. When he heard Zhuang Zhuang's words just now, he bit his tongue.

Nima, it seems that he is still too kind.

"Oh, why did you bite your tongue?"

Zhuang Zhuang pursed his lips in surprise, "Are you all right?"

Xiao Mo straightened up, "It's okay, what did I say just now, please continue..."

He covered his mouth and said wryly.

"Oh, let me tell you, they all say that I am inferior to birds and beasts. I actually want to ask them what is even worse than birds and beasts."

Xiao Mo shook his head, "Ang, that's the beast."

"Well, I see it too." Zhuang Zhuang exhaled, "Okay, let's not talk about these sad topics, yesterday I heard that you were also shopping with Ergou and the others on the pedestrian street?"

It was very painful for Xiao Mo to bite his tongue, and said briefly: "Ang, then you still ask me if I know?"

Zhuang Zhuang said proudly: "Hehe, I am not testing you for lying, are you? Hehe..."

I will go, your uncle.

The two of them were talking and went upstairs. There was no class in the morning.

Zhuang Zhuang is in high spirits right now, he grabs Xiao Mo to show off.

Xiao Mo really couldn't get rid of him, he saw that there was no one at get off work, mainly because Wang Yarong hadn't come yet, so he felt standing upstairs to absorb the fresh air.

"Brother Xiaomo, do you know?" Zhuang Zhuang said again.

Xiao Mo really wanted to strangle him, "Damn it, if you don't tell me, I know wool."

"I really adore you, really." Zhuang Zhuang looked at Xiao Mo with bright eyes, "You are the incarnation of cheating..."

"Really? What do you worship me for?" Although Xiao Mo didn't understand what Zhuang Zhuang was talking about, but looking at his adoring eyes, he felt like pretending to be a saint for once."

Zhuang Zhuang thought for a while, but couldn't think of any new words to describe it, so he said firmly: "Anyway, I just admire you very much."

"Ang? What kind of worship is this? Do you worship my handsomeness?"

Xiao Mo brushed back her long flowing hair.

Zhuang Zhuang stared at Xiaomo for about a minute, then said: "No, I don't think you are as handsome as I am, so there is nothing to admire. I think you are special! Yes, I just admire you Two!"

Fuck!

This word alone can express Xiaomo's rather dissatisfied mood, thinking that I am not as handsome as you?

He reached out and patted Zhuang Zhuang on the shoulder, "Zhuang Zhuang, you are good at everything, but there is one thing that is not good, that is, you like to tell lies, to be precise, you like to speak against your conscience."

"No! I never speak out of conscience, really. I swear to God, swear with poison, swear with blood..."

Zhuang Zhuang said solemnly and seriously.

You are ruthless.

Xiaomo admits defeat, but he also wants to regain some self-esteem from Zhuangzhuang, "Well, although I'm not as handsome as you, I think I'm handsome..."

Zhuang Zhuang listened to the change of expression, and finally bent over and retched, "What a narcissist."

Uncle, I can't bear it anymore.

Xiao Mo kicked him away, "I hate other people's lies the most."

Zhuang Zhuang slapped the ground and flew forward...

"Ah. Pervert!"

Xiao Mo looked up, "Damn it, it's not a big deal."

I saw that Zhuang Zhuang was lying under a girl's skirt now.

Liu Qingqing!

His heart tightened suddenly, worried about Zhuang Zhuang's fate.

Zhuang Zhuang looked up and hehe, he just laughed halfway, then held back, and changed into a scream of "ah".

Liu Qingqing stepped on her high-heeled shoes and kicked Zhuang Zhuang's forehead with a heel!

Hey, what a cruel woman.

Xiao Mo covered his eyes with his hands, unable to bear to see Zhuang Zhuang rolling back and forth on the ground.

Wang Yarong, who was behind, rushed over and quickly pulled Liu Qingqing, who was still moving, into the class.

When he walked up to Xiaomo, he said, "Xiaomo, what are you so stunned for? Help your friend up quickly!"

Damn, my friend?

The corner of Xiao Mo's mouth twitched, looked at Liu Qingqing's fierce eyes, and said to Wang Yarong: "Sister Rongrong, I don't know him."

Liu Qingqing raised her foot and stepped on Xiaomo's foot, "Jiang Xiaomo, don't pretend to me, I see you are together all day, don't you know him?"

Xiaomo wanted to explain, but was interrupted by a voice, "Brother Xiaomo, I was beaten..."

He saw that Zhuang Zhuang stood up at some point, with an obvious heel mark on his forehead, yelling at himself aggrievedly.

His face turned green all of a sudden, and he walked over without daring to look at Liu Qingqing again, patting Zhuang Zhuang on the shoulder, "It's time to be beaten, you can get under her skirt, can you not get beaten?"

Zhuang Zhuang cried and looked at Xiaomo, "Brother Xiaomo, do you think I'm still handsome? I'm not disfigured, right?"

A mouthful of phlegm stuck in Xiao Mo's throat, "Well, you're handsome, you're so handsome, your forehead seems to be bleeding, go to the infirmary to get it."

"tom"

Zhuang Zhuang fainted when he heard the blood.