Crazy days with beautiful sister

Chapter 14, Shit without paper

Tong Jing looked at Xiaomo, "What do you think is better than this?"

"This," Xiaomo scratched his head in thought, but couldn't think of a good idea to kill and loot for a moment, and took Tong Jing's cell phone on the table to look through it.Suddenly, he stood up with his eyes wide open, with hatred, despair and disbelief in his eyes!

"Why?" Tong Jing was really startled.

After two seconds of thinking, Xiao Mo stabilized his mood, switched to the main interface of the phone, put it on the table, and returned to the usual expression of a scumbag, and said with a smile: "What am I still doing, just this half-dead old man Ah, it's done loosely, you took these photos?"

Tong Jing fixed her eyes on Xiaomo. She didn't understand why Xiaomo's mood fluctuated so much before, and she didn't take it to heart. "Well, a few days ago, my sister had a premonition that something was going to happen, so she asked someone to monitor him."

"Enn." Xiaomo walked out shaking, "I'm going to the toilet..."

Tong Jing ignored him, but looked at the mobile phone on the table, thinking, "This kid, what did you find? Or what did you think of? Why are you so excited. You won't run away?" After thinking about it She felt a lot heavier in her heart. To be honest, she just regarded Xiao Mo as an arrow in her hand.She had to find a way to trap Xiao Mo, and she had to kill Wang Laoba as soon as possible.

Xiao Mo's face turned down when he got out of the door, and he ran into the toilet angrily and kicked the bathroom door open with a "boom".

"Who? Take it easy, I was about to pull it, but now I hold it back, Nima..." A voice came from a toilet.

Xiao Mo is now in a state of exasperation, "What the hell, I want you to take care of it, I can do whatever I like." After finishing speaking, he kicked in a mean way, "Can you control it?"

"Nimma. Believe it or not, I'll kill you!"

At this time, such a sentence came out in unison in the eight toilet rooms.

Xiao Mo calmed down and didn't reply.He is now throwing bombs in the toilet - causing public feces. "Ka" opened the only toilet room left and walked in.Going up to light the toilet is just a kick, "Song Weiwei, are you a woman? You follow all those old people." Papa "Stand up, jumping vigorously, venting the anger in my heart, "Fuck, old man, you have two money Is it just that?Sleep with whoever you want?I can't kill you. ... Money, money, Song Weiwei, you have money in your eyes... Li Dawei, you kid, don't be shy, even if Weiwei has a child in her belly, it's not mine... Damn! "The anger in my heart was still hard to dissipate, so I kicked hard again when I got down, now that I got more energy after eating, he had to vent it.

"Waiters, security guards, managers...there's a 2b here." A loud roar came from the toilet room next door.

Xiao Mo kicked the toilet again, "You kid, just pretend to be b, who are you talking about 2b? I call it the lightning and thunder before defecating, you know it's so hot, it will make you eat shit for the rest of your life..." He purposely made his voice very loud.

At this time, I only heard a voice from the next door, "It's so cool, this shit finally came out, thank you, buddy, you said it very forcefully."

Xiao Mo was stunned, he didn't expect such a weird thing, he can also treat other people by criticizing Sang Huai, it's amazing.After such a period of tossing, the anger in my heart finally disappeared by half.

"哐" The door was pushed open, and Xiao Mo slammed his head against the opposite wall with great force, almost going to see Ultraman.Turning his head with a sullen face, staring at the little four eyes in front of him, he scolded all over his face, "Are you blind? Didn't you see anyone inside..."

Xiaosi covered his stomach with his eyes, and there was a look of extreme pain on his face, "I'm sorry, I didn't pay attention. I saw that the door was not opened, so I thought there was no one?" He looked at Xiaomo carefully, "Brother, are you finished? I can't hold it anymore." Hold on, can you let me go?"

Xiao Mo stretched out his hand and pushed him out, "I haven't started yet? Wait a minute..." and closed the door behind him.Glancing at the toilet, he murmured to himself, "Since it's here, it's for nothing..." He lifted the lid and sat down on it.

The little four eyes outside knocked on the door, "Brother, hurry up, hurry up, I really can't hold back..."

Xiaomo shouted to him: "You go to another house to see..."

"There are people in all, please, hurry up..." The little four eyes were outside, sweating profusely, and clutching his stomach with his legs crossed.

Xiao Mo rolled his eyes inside, and was quite angry at seeing the kissing photo of Song Weiwei and that man just now.After sitting on the toilet for about 10 seconds, nothing came out. I was about to stand up with my pants up, but when I felt a fart was about to come out, I hurriedly sat down again.

"puff"

With a sound, Xiao Mo breathed a sigh of relief, but felt something was wrong, as if something had come out, and then pulled it out.He pondered: "It turns out that shitting is also a kind of cultivation."

When he couldn't pull it out, he reached out to get the paper from the drawer at the back, and his heart suddenly tightened, "There's no paper!" He touched the pocket again, and it was empty.He originally thought that he would go to the toilet to find something to vent, but he never thought that Xiang would be vented out, it was unexpected.

Just when Xiaomo was at a loss, there were bursts of muffled farts outside for about 7 or 8 seconds.He suddenly thought of the little four eyes outside, pouted his buttocks forward, and opened the door with great effort.

I saw Xiao Siyan outside sitting on the ground, leaning against the door on one side.Xiaomo said to him: "Brother, borrow some paper..."

"No!..." Xiao Siyan replied fiercely.

"I'm done, it's your turn." Xiaomo said slowly, "Ah..."

"I can't do it anymore." Little Four Eyes yelled and got up, "Damn it, it's all in your pants, and you still need to put on some wool..."

"Ah? You won't take off your pants and pull them..." Xiao Mo felt inconceivable, "How can a living person be suffocated by shit?"

"I just waited for you, I couldn't hold it anymore, I left before I was in a hurry..." Xiao Siyan sat on the ground motionless.

Xiao Mo was speechless, and even more shamelessly said: "Then you paper? Tell me to use it."

"In the hip pocket."

"Take it out..."

"A bag full of shit, how can paper escape?"

"Ah!" Xiao Mo stretched his butt forward, this movement became numb after a while, he sat back and patted his head, "What should I do, the greatest tragedy in life is to find out that there is no paper after shitting." Knocking on the next door "Dude, borrow some paper."

"I didn't say it earlier, I just yelled on my ass." The buddy next door echoed in surprise.

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