Crazy days with beautiful sister

It's really bad luck!

Wang Qiang just drank grandma from Fat Girl, and after eating the noodles, he hummed a ditty and walked to school with great interest. Unexpectedly...

Misfortune never comes singly.

Nima, just opened her mouth wide to sing two love songs, but was sprayed with water all over her body.

After sniffing carefully, it has a bit of coquettish, coquettish taste.

I licked my lower lip with my tongue, numb, this is not urine, what is this!

"F*** your uncle!" He cursed at the car, covered his face and stopped at the intersection of the street.

Who knows, I just saw someone I didn't want to see between my fingers!

Jiang Xiaomo!

So pretending to be calm, he touched his head, "Damn it, you bastard who drives, get me all the mineral water."

I'm stuck.

Xiao Mo rubbed his face, and then recovered himself from the astonishment.

What about mineral water?

Haha, I laughed so hard.

Of course, **Si's greatest strength is being boring, and Xiaomo is no exception.

Sometimes, you can only hide this boring heart.

At this juncture, you can't laugh, and you stride forward, "I smile smugly, I smile smugly..."

Singing is the side of ** silk that can best show her good mood.

Wang Qiang was taken aback, his face changed slightly, and he cursed in his heart: "Paralysis, could it be that this kid is making fun of me?"

"Ah Choo!" Xiao Mo shouted when he walked to Wang Qiang's side.

Since Wang Qiang was alone, facing Xiaomo, he almost pissed in fear.

"Master, who scolded me!" Xiao Mo stopped in front of Wang Qiang, "Oh, isn't this Brother Wang? Why did you make it like this?"

I rub!

Wang Qiang's heart skipped a beat, "It's okay, I don't know which bastard it is, got the mineral water all over me. I'm paralyzed..." He was really good at pretending, and even sniffed wet water in front of Xiaomo. clothes collar.

If it weren't for the fact that Wang Qiang was soaked in his own urine, Xiao Mo would have killed him long ago.

It is true that Wang Qiang is quite sensible, at least he has a degree of flexion and stretching, and he knows how much he weighs.

He didn't scold Xiaomo bumpkin.

A gust of refreshing wind blew by, and a smell of urine rushed into his nostrils.

Fuck, it's so uncomfortable!

He covered his nose, looking at Wang Qiang's appearance, he probably didn't know, and he probably didn't realize that the bottle was thrown out by himself.

"Where is the smell?" Xiaomo pinched his nose and said.

Wang Qiang did this, and sniffed it several times, "No, where is it?" Suddenly pointing at Xiao Mo, "Why did it come from you?"

I'll go, your uncle!

Xiao Mo didn't expect Wang Qiang, a mangy dog, to strike first.

He sighed, "Hey! I'm too embarrassed to say anything about you. You're such a fool, you can know that you've fallen into a latrine, and you still have the face to say something about others. Woohoo, it's inhuman."

He walked forward with his bag on his shoulders.

Unexpectedly, Wang Qiang shouted a gust of wind and surpassed himself, and ran 30 meters and scolded vigorously: "Bastard, you bastard, just wait for me!"

Damn, scold me?

I can't bear it anymore, I'll make a show in the morning, I guess I'll be frustrated for a whole day.

I looked left and right and found nothing, but when I looked down, my eyes lit up!

Isn't this the orange bottle that was crushed just now?

Xiao Mo looked around and found no one, so he bounced up with his feet, and a strong wind hit him.

"boom:"

It was accurately pinned on Wang Qiang's head.

oh, my good!

Xiao Mo quickly covered his eyes, unable to bear to see Wang Qiang fall to the ground.

In the end, I still saw it. Why?

It's not that he's covering his eyes slower, it's mainly because the painful Zhuang Zhuang appeared!

A cry of "Brother Xiaomo", made him forget to cover his eyes.

Wang Qiang didn't fall this time, because there was a tree in front of him, but he almost hit the young man.

Zhuang Zhuang's eye circles were all black and swollen, Xiao Mo was taken aback when he saw it, and thought it was painted on.

"What, what's going on?" he asked.

"What's the matter? I'm waiting for you." Zhuang Zhuang replied.

Xiao Mo looked straight at Zhuang Zhuang, "I'm talking about your eyes, damn it!"

"What's more, don't I feel sorry for my BMW girder car?" Zhuang Zhuang began to feel aggrieved again.

"Didn't your car be cremated yesterday? You're crying." Xiao Mo said calmly, "Don't worry about it, they will get retribution!"

"Really!" Zhuang Zhuang raised his turtle-shaped head and looked at Xiao Mo.

Xiao Mo nodded forward with his head, "Look, this is what happened to those people."

Zhuang Zhuang turned around and looked over, only to realize that the person who bumped into him just now, but was kicked into a tree by himself turned out to be the famous Wang Qiang.

The egg is broken all over the floor, is there anything?

"Wang Qiang!" He called out unconsciously.

"Well, it is indeed him!" Xiaomo found that Wang Qiang was still half-kneeling with his arms around the tree, looking very wretched. "This is the end of pretending to be b, and sooner or later he will get the retribution of heaven!"

Zhuang Zhuang couldn't bear to look at Wang Qiang who didn't know whether he was dead or alive, "But, I kicked him to the tree just now!"

"You?" Xiaomo looked at Zhuang Zhuang with confused eyes, "Have you started pretending again? Zhuang Zhuang..."

"I didn't," Zhuang Zhuang retorted forcefully: "You don't know, just now I was walking towards you, but who knew that a person flew in front of me, I didn't even look at it, kicked you with the trick you told me Crotch skill, just throw his feet out, and kick him into the tree accurately."

He kept talking more and more vigorously, "Look, Big Brother Xiaomo, that's how I kicked him!"

He then jumped up and made a demonstration move, but with a "squeak", the situation seemed to be not optimistic.

Xiao Mo glanced at Zhuang Zhuang's trousers, Nima, they turned into open crotch trousers.

Zhuang Zhuang still likes to pretend to be b, and can't bear to see his most despicable side, "How is it? Xiaomo, big brother..."

Xiao Mo straightened up, "Fortunately, it didn't become a skirt..."

Only then did Zhuang Zhuang put his feet down in peace of mind, "Did you see that? That's how I kicked Wang Qiang away. Isn't it amazing?"

Xiao Mo looked at Zhuang Zhuang's exposed half of his butt, and was really worried for him, "It's great, Zhuang Zhuang, are you cold?"

"It's not cold. I'm still hot." Zhuang Zhuang answered very simply and directly.

Xiao Mo said more reservedly: "Do you feel a little cold wind blowing your crotch?"

He didn't say it directly because he was afraid that Zhuang Zhuang's little heart would not be able to bear such sesame pressure.

Zhuang Zhuang closed his eyes and stood on the spot for a while, "No, I feel pretty good now."

Ok.

Xiao Mo nodded, whether he sees through or not, they will always be friends.

They started walking to the school.

When passing by Wang Qiang, this guy was still hugging the tree, not letting go.

Zhuang Zhuang wanted to help him, but after stretching out his hand, he took it back.

"What's wrong?" Xiao Mo asked, "Aren't you going to help?"

"No, I think he's so flirtatious!" Zhuang Zhuang said Chen Ken, holding his nose.

"Really, please don't discriminate against classmates." Xiaomo said lightly.

Before Zhuang Zhuang could answer, Wang Qiang, who was hugging the tree, woke up, "Paralyzed, pointing his ass at me, I would like to ask, have you wiped your ass after all?"

"Damn, discriminate against me!" Zhuang Zhuang glanced at Xiao Mo, and after gaining some bold strength, he turned around and kicked Wang Qiang away.