Crazy days with beautiful sister

The speed of this Tibetan mastiff brother is not ordinary fast.

Don't slow down at red lights.

In his eyes, all the gods and horses are just floating clouds, only the two roasted donkey whips in his claws are the real ones!

In this way, he crossed two streets and stopped under a dense locust tree.

At this time, a Taoist priest came out from the operation.

"How is it? It's done?" The Taoist's beard looked more and more like it was glued on.

Brother Tibetan Mastiff, he actually said, "Well, brother, look at what's going on at this time, authentic roasted donkey whip!"

I wipe, Nima Tibetan Mastiff can talk!

That is impossible.

The problem is that this is not a Tibetan mastiff, but a person wearing a Tibetan mastiff.

Very realistic, there is no way, these are all from China's light textile industry.

Waiting for his Abu Gou's head to be taken off, a human head was revealed.

I rely on!

This person is very familiar, Nima, this is not that...

A short beggar?

Not him, who is it!

So what about this priest?

I can figure out who it is with my butt, when the scribbles on the corners of his mouth fly up.

It was revealed.

It was the tall beggar!

It's really out of print**.

It seems that they are involved in a wide range of fields, and they are actually unique in all kinds of martial arts.

Hey, I can't blame them, it's forced by life.

The tall beggar snatched off the beard that he stuck on, but he almost couldn't get it off.

"I'm paralyzed, it hurts to death!" The tall beggar exclaimed in surprise, "Second brother, come and see what's wrong with me."

The short beggar was busy taking off the hide of the Tibetan Mastiff, he didn't look up, "It's stuck with glue."

"Nonsense, I know..." The tall beggar tugged again, the pain was still stiff.

shit.

Stick it on and can't get it off?

"Damn it, what kind of glue is this? It's going to tear off the skin. I still can't get it off!"

The tall beggar grinned with pain.

The short beggar only looked up at this time, and was so scared that he was about to urinate, "Brother, don't tear it up, your fart will fall off if you touch it again! It's going to be disfigured..."

The tall beggar stopped his hands and saw, I went, bleeding, "What glue did you get me!"

The short beggar thought for a while, "This bit of glue is not enough, it seems like two brothers!"

"What? How are you guys?" The tall beggar was in a mess and sent the short beggar flying. "You idiot, using glass glue is better than this!"

"The material dealer suggested that I use it, but they said that you used it all up!" The short beggar felt aggrieved.

Oh!

The tall beggar patted his head, "I remembered, I bought several bottles and used them in your fake Tibetan mastiff skin..."

The short beggar also yelled at this moment, "Brother, my butt seems to grow on this skin!"

"Oh, I'll go, how about you pull my beard and I pull your Tibetan mastiff skin? Second child." The tall beggar suddenly had a flash of inspiration and felt that he was much smarter.

The short beggar's brain reacted a little slower, "What's going on?"? Can this work?"

"Stupid, why can't it work? When did the method I came up with go wrong?" The tall beggar temporarily forgot the pain. It hurts, doesn't it? Mainly because we can't do it to ourselves! Right?"

The short beggar also patted his head, "Yeah, why didn't I think of pinching? Brother, you are so smart!"

"Huh, that's not right. I think my dream back then was to be admitted to our country's Frog University." The tall beggar was praised by his younger brother, and his body became much stronger. "Come on, don't talk about those useless things, let's start... ..."

5 minutes later……

There were two people lying under the dense locust tree.

One was bleeding from the mouth, and the other was spurting blood from the buttocks.

The problem of the two beggar brothers was solved.

It's really hard for them, such a cruel self-mutilation method can be imagined, and the degree of brain damage is estimated to have exceeded the national standard value.

They fainted from the pain, but they are much better now, much better than when they almost fainted just now.

They waited a while longer, and the two stood up.

"Where's the donkey whip?" The tall beggar said in a weak voice.

The short beggar weakly lowered two roasted donkey whips that were stuck to his ears.

With tears in their eyes, the two began to eat a lot.

"Hey, it's really good."

The tall beggar couldn't help admiring!

"It's really good!" The short beggar also choked out a half-dead sentence.

"Is this true?" The tall beggar began to change the subject in order to divert his own pain.

The short beggar replied: "It should be. It sells for 1 yuan and 5 pieces. I saw many beautiful girls buying and eating..."

He went on to say: "I see that good student just now is familiar, I seem to have seen it somewhere."

"Well, I also think it's very familiar, but I just can't remember it." The tall beggar picked between his teeth with a stick after eating. "The main reason is that we have a lot of business, and many people don't remember it."

"Brother, I think my butt hurts so much, please show me." The short beggar felt a little uncomfortable with the pain.

The tall man saw that a layer of skin had been peeled off half of his buttocks, so it didn't hurt so much.

He still comforted his brother and said, "Fortunately, just a little more can pull out all the thin tubes inside."

"Come on, show me what's wrong with my mouth?" He followed up.

The short beggar took a closer look, "The mouth seems to be getting bigger, and it doesn't affect eating..."

"Well, it's okay, we finally made a fortune. As long as our lives are still alive, we can still be hot!"

The two comforted each other.

On the other side, that is, on the street next door, there was still a group of people standing.

"Brother Tong, you have brought the Tibetan mastiff you borrowed!" A ruffian quickly ran over to report, "There are four in total!"

When Jintong heard this, joy and anger flashed on his face, "Great, I'm paralyzed, I want to see if Jiang Xiaomo and a Tibetan mastiff can withstand four of mine, heh heh, this kid, just wait to die!" !"

He clenched his fist and looked at his subordinates, "If anyone leaves me and runs away this time, I will let the Tibetan mastiff crush his eggs first! I scolded the neighbor next door, and I will charge forward, you guys It's good for the calf, let's not talk about it, and even collude with outsiders to scold me, don't think I'm a fool. This time, because you allow me to have an asshole once, I let you go This time, don’t make an example next time! This time, I’ve got my spirits up, we have four Tibetan mastiffs to lead the way, Jiang Xiaomo and his Tibetan mastiff are just a few hairs, don’t be afraid of me, use their blood to wash your chrysanthemums..."

This group of people is also indignant now, "Brother Tong, don't worry, I will never embarrass you this time. Last time it was mainly a sudden accident, and we can't control it. This time we must work together and make it crippled." This country bumpkin, vent your anger on you!"