Crazy days with beautiful sister
Chapter 233, Peeing on a Face
His eyes widened, "Brother Hu, are you kidding me?"
The bald tiger still smiled and said, "Do you think I'm joking?"
Jin Tong is now full of hatred for the person in front of him, but his years of wandering life have taught him to be patient, "Brother Hu, that KTV is my source of income, you said it was mortgaged to you, me and us What does your brother eat?"
"You all follow me when the time comes!" The bald tiger drank all the red wine on the table, "I will never treat you badly, how about it?"
Jin Tong's lips were a little dry, "Brother Hu, you are going too far, I was wrong before, but you know you want me to have something to eat?"
"I'm going too far. If I go too far, I'll let someone mess you up. Mad, you still dare to mess with me in Ziyun Street." The bald tiger stroked his bald head, thinking, "If you follow me from now on, what else can you do?" You keep some shares."
Jin Tong stood up, he wanted to get angry but didn't dare, "Please look at Brother Dong's face and give him a way to make a living, can you?"
The bald tiger looked at the golden boy, "you have to earn face yourself, you should think about it."
He stretched out his hand and everyone in the hall immediately stood up straight, surrounding the golden boy.
Jin Tong glanced at the thugs around him, and then sat down slowly.
When the upstairs is lively, the downstairs is also quite lively.
Seeing that the table was full of empty beer, the waiter opened the door and delivered two more boxes of beer.
Xiao Mo's drinking is now drunk and his eyes are fluffy. These bastards really took turns to drink themselves in the end. Fortunately, Huang Beibei and Zhuang Zhuang were there to help.
He looked at the current situation, if they continued to drink like this, they would be drunk sooner or later.
It seems that what Huang Beibei said is really true, she came here to drink them up.
But, Nima, I'm going to drink myself to death.
The strategy has to be changed.
This fucking birthday party is turning into a drinking competition.
Although these kids are quite polite to Huang Beibei, they are full of hostility towards Xiaomo.
"Waiter, where's our cake?" Xiaomo asked.
"I'm sorry, sir, you didn't make a reservation in advance, we can't make it here within a limited time." The waiter replied.
"What kind of cake are you eating?" Li Fei waved his hand, "Come on, let's go down and sing after drinking!"
Drink your uncle!
Xiao Mo is holding back his urine to the point of death, so he stands up and grabs Zhuang Zhuang, "Let's go, pee with me."
"What are you doing? Give up?" Li Fei yelled at the top of his voice.
"Go pee, drink it later when you come back!" Xiao Mo pulled Zhuang Zhuang and went out.
Just kidding, after they went out, Li Fei wobbled and sat next to Huang Beibei.
Huang Beibei moved aside subconsciously, and looked at Li Fei, "What the fuck, you're such a bastard!"
Li Fei leaned on the sofa, "Beibei, I actually like you a lot, tonight..."
He suddenly felt wet on his hands, "Why is the sofa so wet?"
He just said something and didn't care to wipe his shiny hair with his hands!
"I'm peeing, brother Xiaomo." Zhuang Zhuang's drinking capacity is really not limited, and he is still not drunk after drinking so much.
"Fuck, don't you panic?" Xiao Mo looked at Zhuang Zhuang.
Zhuang Zhuang shook his arms a little uncomfortably, "I, did I pee just now?"
"Have you urinated?" Xiao Mo was confused, "Who are you kidding yourself if you didn't go to the toilet?"
"I didn't lie to you!" Zhuang Zhuang suddenly lowered his voice and said, "Let me tell you, don't hit me, I peed on the sofa just now!"
What?
sofa?
Xiao Mo looked at Zhuang Zhuang with his mouth curled up, "You hang!" He quickly looked at himself.
"Don't look at me, you have been drinking standing up all the time, probably..." Zhuang Zhuang's expression was unnatural.
"What do you think?" Xiao Mo asked.
"I guess if Sister Beibei sits there, it will probably get stained. If you don't move, it won't happen. I just looked at the sofa and it's made of pure cotton, which absorbs water very well!" Strong and serious Said: "Brother Xiaomo, you have to keep it a secret for me!"
The two of them talked and went into the bathroom.
Xiao Mo asked, "Zhuang Zhuang, I want to ask you, why don't you get drunk after drinking so much?"
"I, I've already vomited!" Zhuang Zhuang stood beside Xiao Mo, looking at Xiao Mo.
"Zhuang Zhuang, can you stop looking at me? I can't pee!" Xiao Mo said.
Zhuang Zhuang looked at Xiaomo's crotch, "Brother Xiaomo, did you grow up on donkey whip?"
Xiaomo has a habit of having someone staring at him intently, he really can't pee!
"Are you exaggerating?" Xiao Mo asked, "Move to the side."
Zhuang Zhuang turned his head, "Brother Xiaomo, I want to pee too, but I feel a little inferior."
What?
Xiao Mo wanted to urinate but couldn't make it, it was so frightfully uncomfortable "Zhuang Zhuang, if you don't urinate, go out, don't stand next to me and block your eyes."
"Brother Xiaomo, I want to tell you a secret."
Zhuang Zhuang also started to undo his belt at this time.
"What secret?" Xiao Mo was still interested in secrets.
"Didn't I just tell you that I threw up?"
Zhuang Zhuang fumbled in his crotch, as if digging for something, "I just spat in the basketball shoes of the guy next to me!"
"Ah?" Xiao Mo looked at Zhuang Zhuang, "You are really amazing!"
"No, I couldn't help it just now. I just wanted to spit in the trash can. Nima, this kid actually took off his shoes when he was drunk. You know I'm disgusted. People take off their shoes during meals, so I didn't hesitate. Spit it in." Zhuang Zhuang thought he had a good reason.
"Pey coal!" Xiao Mo wanted to pee a little bit, "Why didn't you smell it?"
"I just finished throwing up, and that kid put on the shoes!" Zhuang Zhuang finally pulled out his own tits in his crotch. "Oh, I'm too suffocated!"
Xiaomo finally peed out, "I'll go, didn't you kid not pee?"
"Pee needs to be brewed, brother Xiaomo, come and see who pees farther, shall we?" Zhuang Zhuang pushed his butt forward, surpassed the urinal and threw it on the wall "Look, this is a virgin's power!"
I'm going, just like I'm not a virgin!
"Look at it!" Xiaomo lifted his little brother up, rubbing and peeing a little taller than Zhuangzhuang, "How is it?"
"I'll go!" Zhuang Zhuang pushed his butt forward again, and the urine sprang out again.
Xiao Mo didn't even shake him, holding the gun, he urinated directly on the ceiling!
Everyone knows that beer is the easiest to hold back urine.
Zhuang Zhuang took a look, didn't he despise himself?
Standing on tiptoe, pouted her buttocks back, and suddenly pushed forward, as if she had great strength...
After a while, he yelled, with a crying tone in his voice, "Paralyzed, I didn't control my position properly, I peed all over my face..."
The bald tiger still smiled and said, "Do you think I'm joking?"
Jin Tong is now full of hatred for the person in front of him, but his years of wandering life have taught him to be patient, "Brother Hu, that KTV is my source of income, you said it was mortgaged to you, me and us What does your brother eat?"
"You all follow me when the time comes!" The bald tiger drank all the red wine on the table, "I will never treat you badly, how about it?"
Jin Tong's lips were a little dry, "Brother Hu, you are going too far, I was wrong before, but you know you want me to have something to eat?"
"I'm going too far. If I go too far, I'll let someone mess you up. Mad, you still dare to mess with me in Ziyun Street." The bald tiger stroked his bald head, thinking, "If you follow me from now on, what else can you do?" You keep some shares."
Jin Tong stood up, he wanted to get angry but didn't dare, "Please look at Brother Dong's face and give him a way to make a living, can you?"
The bald tiger looked at the golden boy, "you have to earn face yourself, you should think about it."
He stretched out his hand and everyone in the hall immediately stood up straight, surrounding the golden boy.
Jin Tong glanced at the thugs around him, and then sat down slowly.
When the upstairs is lively, the downstairs is also quite lively.
Seeing that the table was full of empty beer, the waiter opened the door and delivered two more boxes of beer.
Xiao Mo's drinking is now drunk and his eyes are fluffy. These bastards really took turns to drink themselves in the end. Fortunately, Huang Beibei and Zhuang Zhuang were there to help.
He looked at the current situation, if they continued to drink like this, they would be drunk sooner or later.
It seems that what Huang Beibei said is really true, she came here to drink them up.
But, Nima, I'm going to drink myself to death.
The strategy has to be changed.
This fucking birthday party is turning into a drinking competition.
Although these kids are quite polite to Huang Beibei, they are full of hostility towards Xiaomo.
"Waiter, where's our cake?" Xiaomo asked.
"I'm sorry, sir, you didn't make a reservation in advance, we can't make it here within a limited time." The waiter replied.
"What kind of cake are you eating?" Li Fei waved his hand, "Come on, let's go down and sing after drinking!"
Drink your uncle!
Xiao Mo is holding back his urine to the point of death, so he stands up and grabs Zhuang Zhuang, "Let's go, pee with me."
"What are you doing? Give up?" Li Fei yelled at the top of his voice.
"Go pee, drink it later when you come back!" Xiao Mo pulled Zhuang Zhuang and went out.
Just kidding, after they went out, Li Fei wobbled and sat next to Huang Beibei.
Huang Beibei moved aside subconsciously, and looked at Li Fei, "What the fuck, you're such a bastard!"
Li Fei leaned on the sofa, "Beibei, I actually like you a lot, tonight..."
He suddenly felt wet on his hands, "Why is the sofa so wet?"
He just said something and didn't care to wipe his shiny hair with his hands!
"I'm peeing, brother Xiaomo." Zhuang Zhuang's drinking capacity is really not limited, and he is still not drunk after drinking so much.
"Fuck, don't you panic?" Xiao Mo looked at Zhuang Zhuang.
Zhuang Zhuang shook his arms a little uncomfortably, "I, did I pee just now?"
"Have you urinated?" Xiao Mo was confused, "Who are you kidding yourself if you didn't go to the toilet?"
"I didn't lie to you!" Zhuang Zhuang suddenly lowered his voice and said, "Let me tell you, don't hit me, I peed on the sofa just now!"
What?
sofa?
Xiao Mo looked at Zhuang Zhuang with his mouth curled up, "You hang!" He quickly looked at himself.
"Don't look at me, you have been drinking standing up all the time, probably..." Zhuang Zhuang's expression was unnatural.
"What do you think?" Xiao Mo asked.
"I guess if Sister Beibei sits there, it will probably get stained. If you don't move, it won't happen. I just looked at the sofa and it's made of pure cotton, which absorbs water very well!" Strong and serious Said: "Brother Xiaomo, you have to keep it a secret for me!"
The two of them talked and went into the bathroom.
Xiao Mo asked, "Zhuang Zhuang, I want to ask you, why don't you get drunk after drinking so much?"
"I, I've already vomited!" Zhuang Zhuang stood beside Xiao Mo, looking at Xiao Mo.
"Zhuang Zhuang, can you stop looking at me? I can't pee!" Xiao Mo said.
Zhuang Zhuang looked at Xiaomo's crotch, "Brother Xiaomo, did you grow up on donkey whip?"
Xiaomo has a habit of having someone staring at him intently, he really can't pee!
"Are you exaggerating?" Xiao Mo asked, "Move to the side."
Zhuang Zhuang turned his head, "Brother Xiaomo, I want to pee too, but I feel a little inferior."
What?
Xiao Mo wanted to urinate but couldn't make it, it was so frightfully uncomfortable "Zhuang Zhuang, if you don't urinate, go out, don't stand next to me and block your eyes."
"Brother Xiaomo, I want to tell you a secret."
Zhuang Zhuang also started to undo his belt at this time.
"What secret?" Xiao Mo was still interested in secrets.
"Didn't I just tell you that I threw up?"
Zhuang Zhuang fumbled in his crotch, as if digging for something, "I just spat in the basketball shoes of the guy next to me!"
"Ah?" Xiao Mo looked at Zhuang Zhuang, "You are really amazing!"
"No, I couldn't help it just now. I just wanted to spit in the trash can. Nima, this kid actually took off his shoes when he was drunk. You know I'm disgusted. People take off their shoes during meals, so I didn't hesitate. Spit it in." Zhuang Zhuang thought he had a good reason.
"Pey coal!" Xiao Mo wanted to pee a little bit, "Why didn't you smell it?"
"I just finished throwing up, and that kid put on the shoes!" Zhuang Zhuang finally pulled out his own tits in his crotch. "Oh, I'm too suffocated!"
Xiaomo finally peed out, "I'll go, didn't you kid not pee?"
"Pee needs to be brewed, brother Xiaomo, come and see who pees farther, shall we?" Zhuang Zhuang pushed his butt forward, surpassed the urinal and threw it on the wall "Look, this is a virgin's power!"
I'm going, just like I'm not a virgin!
"Look at it!" Xiaomo lifted his little brother up, rubbing and peeing a little taller than Zhuangzhuang, "How is it?"
"I'll go!" Zhuang Zhuang pushed his butt forward again, and the urine sprang out again.
Xiao Mo didn't even shake him, holding the gun, he urinated directly on the ceiling!
Everyone knows that beer is the easiest to hold back urine.
Zhuang Zhuang took a look, didn't he despise himself?
Standing on tiptoe, pouted her buttocks back, and suddenly pushed forward, as if she had great strength...
After a while, he yelled, with a crying tone in his voice, "Paralyzed, I didn't control my position properly, I peed all over my face..."
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