Crazy days with beautiful sister

Chapter 324: Adventure at the Door

Xiao Mo is walking leisurely with Zhuang Zhuang outside the school.

"Zhuang Zhuang, you go home." Xiao Mo said when he was about to reach the gate.

"Ah?" Zhuang Zhuang looked at Xiao Mo in confusion, "Brother Xiao Mo, are you not going home?"

"Go home, damn it, are we on our way?" Xiao Mo replied.

He remembered something and took out his phone.

"No, I'm afraid." Zhuang Zhuang reached out and grabbed Xiao Mo's arm.

Xiao Mo was caught by Zhuang Zhuang, and the thoughts in his mind went two miles away, "Are you catching me for knitting? Afraid? What are you afraid of?"

"I'm afraid they will hit me." Zhuang Zhuang turned his head back unconsciously, looking at the playground.

"I'll go, did you make a mistake? They're dead now, and I'm still afraid of them." Xiao Mo was really depressed. "Come on, I sent you to the school gate, and you took a taxi back."

"Ah?" Zhuang Zhuang shook his head violently, "No, I don't dare. You help people to the end, Brother Xiaomo sent me home."

"Damn it." Xiao Mo pointed at Zhuang Zhuang with his mobile phone, "I said where did your awesome energy go?"

Zhuang Zhuang said aggrievedly: "I was awesome just now, I was not forced out by you, but now I am no longer awesome. I just farted, and I am completely discouraged."

"Success, you're awesome." Xiao Mo pointed at Zhuang Zhuang with his finger, "Go, get out quickly." Stretching out his hand and pushing Zhuang Zhuang, he walked out of the school gate, "Hurry up, I have something to do when I go back."

"Ah-choo!" He sneezed suddenly while he was talking, and all the spittle spit all over Zhuang Zhuang's head.

I go!

Zhuang Zhuang felt a gust of wind blowing over his head, reached out his hand to touch it, and said wetly, "What the hell bird peed on my head."

Xiao Mo shook the phone, "Your uncle, why are you talking so much nonsense! Hurry up!" He thought to himself, why are you sneezing like this?

Is someone missing me?

"Zhuang Zhuang, let me ask you a question, does sneezing mean someone misses you?" Xiao Mo asked Zhuang Zhuang.

Zhuang Zhuang raised his head and thought for a while, "It stands to reason, it should be, to be precise, someone scolded you, which is better, maybe you did something wrong, and they are cursing you."

I went.

Xiao Mo's egg shattered on the ground, "Zhuang Zhuang, you're pretty good at talking nonsense, when did I do something wrong?"

"It's hard to say, maybe, when you molested someone's wife, now she is coming to cut you with a blade!" Zhuang Zhuang said in a logical manner.

"Fuck your second uncle!" Xiao Mo kicked Zhuang Zhuang out of the gate, "Stop talking nonsense! Get out of here!"

Zhuang Zhuang grabbed the door at the critical moment, "Brother Xiaomo, I have no money!"

Xiao Mo gritted his teeth, "Damn, I have no money! Get out, run back!"

"Damn it, they will beat me up, just give me some money to take a taxi." Zhuang Zhuang said with a deadpan face: "Brother Xiaomo, I beg you, I just bought you a soda!"

What the hell!

Xiao Mo's mind turned around, and he stretched out his hand to grab the collar of the strong short-sleeved shirt, "You boy, explain it clearly to me, when the fuck did I drink your soda, don't forget, I bought the soda just now You drink it! I understand, don’t whine about it, just go.”

Now that he remembered that he had something to do, he turned on his phone and clicked on the software Tong Jing sent him. He wanted to see what Cao Chuchu was doing.

"Brother Xiaomo!" Zhuang Zhuang said loudly, "You have no sense of public morality."

, "Am I so civic-minded?" Xiao Mo spread his hands and looked at Zhuang Zhuang, "Zhuang Zhuang, you boy have explained everything to me clearly today."

The old man in the guard room has been staring at Xiao Mo and Zhuang Zhuang, as if he was looking at the two, thinking that he didn't hear clearly what the two of them were talking about from the beginning to the end.

Zhuang Zhuang found the old man in the guard room, and walked over with his mouth pouted, "Master, please judge me, I have been with this man for so long, and I call him the boss every day, now I am in trouble and he doesn't help me, you If you say that he is like this, do you think I am a brother?"

"Ah? What did you say?" The old man looked at Zhuang Zhuang with his head stretched out, "What did you say?"

Zhuangzhuang repeated it again.

"I can't hear clearly, I'm a little deaf." The old man said.

I rely on!

Zhuang Zhuang went crazy, Bai Telang wasted so much saliva, "What are you doing, old man!"

"Mr. **!" The old man stretched out his hand and slapped Zhuang Zhuang on the head. "You son of a bitch, how dare you scold me!"

ah!Zhuang Zhuang covered his head and jumped up, "Aren't you deaf?"

Xiao Mo waited for the response from the phone and looked at Zhuang Zhuang at the moment, "It's what you deserve, and you asked your kid to pretend to be b for me."

The old man looked at Zhuang Zhuang and said contemptuously: "I can tell what you want to say just by the shape of your mouth. It's just your way of playing outdated when I was a child, and I used it to show off to me."

"**!" Zhuangzhuang held his head and pushed back a step.

The old man looked at Zhuang Zhuang's mouth, "What did you say?"

"I said hello, haha..." Zhuang Zhuang said with a smile.

The old man snorted "**you"

shit.

Zhuang Zhuang almost knelt on the ground, and looked at Xiao Mo suspiciously, "Is there English in ancient times?"

"As tall as you are, didn't you see that old man wearing Apple earphones?" Xiao Mo twisted his strong ears, making him look at the old man in the guard room, "See clearly."

Zhuang Zhuang saw a headphone cable plugged into the old man's ear, he was speechless now, it hurts or hurts!

Xiao Mo stretched out his hand and pushed Zhuang Zhuang out of the door, "Just pretend to be poor! Go home quickly."

"Brother Xiaomo, I'll keep that in mind, you are the one who will die!" Zhuang Zhuang was very displeased with Xiaomo's current behavior, "Just keep sneezing, maybe someone will come over with a knife and chop is you!"

After finishing trotting, he rushed out of the gate, shouting: Taxi.

"Grandpa, I fell to your death." Xiao Mo replied boringly, talking to such a brain-dead idiot like Zhuang Zhuang, he found that his memory and IQ have all degraded now, anyway, all functions are not as good as before, and he was born. In addition to the function of erection.

He held the phone and continued to twirl, but turned too fast, and the phone crashed, damn it!

At this moment, he sneezed suddenly again, fuck, what is he going to do?

Zhuang Zhuang rushed out of the gate and rushed towards the street, and a taxi just happened to pass by on the right.

He waved his hand out.

At this moment, the taxi stopped on the side of the street, and he was about to go there, when he saw a person coming out of it, he rolled his eyes and almost died.

Nima, I saw a little four-eyed man walking over boldly with a saber on his shoulder.

His heart was pounding, and he thought he must never find himself.He suddenly thought of Xiaomo.Haha, I must have asked Big Brother Xiaomo to pretend to be b, so that he wanted to laugh out loud.

In the end, he still controlled it. It was not suitable for him to laugh out loud at such a time, after all, the man with the knife seemed to be in a bad mood!

He concluded that the more refined a person is, the more he thinks of a beast when he does things, and sometimes he is even more of a beast than a beast.

He pretended to be very calm, so that he would not look at the little four eyes, and walked towards the street.

This person is none other than the little four-eyed cousin!

Holding the knife, he stood at the gate and took a quick look inside, then looked at Zhuang Zhuang, "Stop!"

When Zhuang Zhuang heard it, his heart skipped a beat, and he almost got stuck, so he pretended he didn't hear it and kept walking.

I have a go.

"Let's talk about you, fat man!" Little four-eyed cousin pointed at Zhuang Zhuang with a knife in his hand, "Stop."

Zhuang Zhuang immediately stood up straight this time, he originally wanted to call Xiao Mo, but before he could speak, the saber was already pointed at his neck.

"I called you just now, why didn't you stop?"

The little four-eyed cousin asked, "Say!"

"Brother, I, didn't I hear that?

Zhuang Zhuang said aggrievedly.

"Didn't hear it? I was so loud, and you didn't hear it?" The little four-eyed cousin came over and grabbed Zhuang Zhuang's ear and twisted it around, "You think I'm farting, don't you?"

"No, dare not." Zhuang Zhuang didn't dare to fight back, now that the knife is on his neck, "I'm deaf." He pointed to his ear wisely, "I can't hear many words."

"Damn it, your uncle!" the little four-eyed cousin scolded.

Zhuang Zhuang still pretended not to hear, but at this moment he had already greeted everyone in the little four-eyed cousin's family in his heart.

Xiao Siyan was quite satisfied with Zhuang Zhuang's performance, "Hehe, are you from this school?"

"Mmm, yes!" Zhuang Zhuang replied quickly.

"Are you scared seeing me?" asked the little four-eyed cousin.

Zhuang Zhuang nodded.

"How scared?" The little four-eyed cousin smirked, holding a knife and gesticulating on Zhuang Zhuang's neck.

Zhuang Zhuang really wants a diaper pocket now, "I'm so scared, I want to die from fear."

"Haha." The little four-eyed cousin pretended to be blunt and said: "I am the ultimate murderer who kills people when I see people, and kills Buddhas when I see Buddhas, cousin!"

Cold sweat broke out on Zhuang Zhuang's head, "Cousin, please advise me again."

The little four-eyed cousin looked at Zhuang Zhuang, "I want to ask you something!"

"En." Zhuang Zhuang said very well-behaved: "Cousin, just ask, and I promise to answer your questions in every detail."

"Well, you're so good. If you don't blame me, I'll kill you with a knife!" The little four-eyed cousin saw that Zhuang Zhuang was a foolish person, so he decided to get back a little confidence from him first, "I asked. You, do you know a man named Jiang Xiaomo?"

what?

All the veins on Zhuang Zhuang's face twitched, Nima, he really came to see Big Brother Xiaomo, it scared me to death.He stabilized his emotions and nodded, "Well, I know!"

"Know? Hehe, that's good. Has he left now?" asked the little four-eyed cousin.

"No!" Zhuang Zhuang replied very quickly.

The little four-eyed cousin looked at Zhuang Zhuang, "I decided to talk to him, can you take me there?"

"Ah?" Zhuang Zhuhua tensed, "I, I have to go home, cousin!"

Now the little four-eyed cousin quit, "You dare to reject me? Believe it or not, I'll castrate you right now."

"Ah, no, I'll take you there!" Zhuang Zhuang never regarded his brothers as human beings.

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