Crazy days with beautiful sister

"What's wrong?" The tall man stared, "Did you swallow?"

"Ok!"

He spat out the money in his mouth with a "poof", "Go away, did you really swallow the money?" The tall man reached out and slapped the short man on the head, "You are a pig, You'll eat shit later..." Spreading the money in his hand, "Ah! Why is half of it missing?" I stretched out my hand and took it into my mouth, fiddled with it for a while, and after I stretched out my hand, there was another "ah" Jumped up, "F*ck, where did the half go?" Spreading his hands, he looked at the short man, "Tell me, where did the half go?"

With all his strength, the short man shouted at the tall man, "You fucking swallowed..." and pulled him to "spit it out..."

The tall man raised his hand and slapped the short man's face, "Why would I swallow it?"

"Why did you hit me?" The short man looked at the tall man aggrieved, hoping he would give him a satisfactory explanation.

"I'm stupid, hit myself, it hurts, if you don't hit me, who will you hit?" The tall man explained, bent over and vomited.

Xiao Mo looked sideways at the two beggars in front of him on the ground, his eyes were full of contempt, if he met two beggars who robbed him, he would be fine, how could you meet such a stupid beggar.It made him really want to make a contribution to the country's urban management cause, half-sit up, "two 2b..."

"You, who are you talking about 2b?" Hearing Xiao Mo's words, the tall man turned his head and stared at him.Looking at Xiao Mo who had no strength on the ground, now his courage swelled up in his stomach like he was pregnant with a child.

The short man touched his head and said softly, "It seems to be ours."

"Nonsense!" The tall man slapped the short man's head again, "Of course I know it's about us."

"Fuck him!" the two said in unison.

"Stop!" Xiaomo made a gesture to stop, he has no strength to change hands now, and his physical strength is far behind that of a beggar.Beggars are used to being hungry, and they can live like Altman without eating for a few days, but he can't.If he was beaten again, he would have gone to see Mona Lisa directly, he thought, these two beggars must be out of their minds.Based on his three years of experience in college, he will definitely be able to deal with them. He said, "You stole my money, so why are you so reasonable? If I don't move, you will get it. Don't break the ground when you are too old, do you know?"

The two beggars were confused for a while, "What do you mean?"

"I'm getting impatient!" Xiao Mo stretched out his hand to brush his hair, and made a gesture that he thought was very handsome, "Got it?"

The short beggar looked at the tall one, "He said the money was his!"

"Let's pee and sleep, this is a gift from Sister Chang'e." The tall man directly refuted the little man's words, "Don't let others say that we are stupid, just treat yourself as a scumbag."

The short man nodded and shouted at Xiaomo: "Yes, sister Chang'e gave it to us..."

"Damn, what the hell is Chang'e sister, all you think is poop?" Xiaomo wanted to laugh but couldn't because he was so hungry that he didn't have the energy to laugh.

"We begged for this. How many beauties did we ask Sister Chang'e a few days ago?" The short beggar hurriedly explained to Xiaomo.

Xiao Mo didn't change in one breath, and lay down on the ground again, "If I were Chang'e, I would give you two grenades directly."

"Don't talk nonsense." The tall man went directly to Xiao Mo and kicked him on the head. "Go away..." Turning back to the short man, he said, "Hurry up, go to the corner over there and pull the money out." , I just ate it, so I guess it hasn’t been digested yet.”

"Ah? Still pulling? I was so hungry that I ate all the shit yesterday, how can I pull it out?" The short man followed closely.

"That's right, I just pulled it out and ate it again, and I really can't pull it out right now." The tall man stroked his head

Xiaomo was kicked by the tall beggar, and he was so angry that he lay down on the ground, "You are all brainless, suck it out with your mouth..."

"Oh, yes!" The tall man jumped up. "What a great idea, why didn't I think of it? Hurry up, I'll fuck your ass and suck my eyes..."

The short man directly interrupted him, "Okay, then I'll suck it for you, let's go..."

Xiao Mo, who was lying on the ground, was unprepared for a while, and vomited out all the food he ate a month ago.Because he was lying on his face, he didn't greet well, and his face was covered with filth, "Damn, what the hell are these two..."

After a long time, he had enough strength to stand up.Looking at the two beggars going away, he spit twice, wiped his face with his hand, and when his finger brushed his lips, he unconsciously licked it, "It's quite delicious, although I'm the second, but compared to those two shit-eating bastards , is much stronger..." After comforting himself, he walked forward clutching his hungry stomach, he was so hungry that his eyes were staring, and he was extremely weak...

Xiaomo reckoned that he walked five blocks, but he didn't meet a living person.Once again, I will fall into confusion and despair.

Standing at the intersection of the street, not knowing where to go.

There are bursts of ethereal singing in the nightclub: If everything is God's will

everything is fate

doomed

…………

With a sound of "cha", a car speeded up from a distance.

Xiao Mo jumped up and hid on the side of the road, "I don't have eyes!"

Tong Jing drove the car from home, with a crying face, and with great sadness, she chased her sister desperately on the street.Seeing a person standing on the street from afar, before he had time to react, the car passed by that person.

After sliding out for a long time, Tong Jing stopped the car, turned her head and shouted: "You don't have eyes? Didn't you see the car? Blind man..."

"Sister Jing..." Xiao Mo jumped up and down when he heard Tong Jing's voice, as if he saw a Bodhisattva who saved his life.

Crazy hungry.

Tong Jing saw clearly that it was Xiaomo, and frowned, "Get out, don't call me sister, do I know you? Why did I meet you, a bastard again!"

Xiao Mo was a little surprised to see Tong Jing's appearance, and walked to the car weakly, "What's wrong with you?"

"I want you to take care of it!" Tong Jing said and started the car, "Go away, unlucky..."

"Sister Jing, what's the matter with you? Why are you crying?" Xiaomo held onto the car door and looked at Tong Jing.

Tong Jing, who was about to start the car, suddenly heard Xiao Mo's words, and felt a little sour in her heart. She stepped on the brake and didn't start.

Inspired by hunger, Xiao Mo ran out with a manly puff of smoke, "Damn, whoever dares to bully you, I will, just..."

"Get in the car!" Tong Jing replied simply.

"Ah?" Xiao Mo was a little surprised, standing at the door of the car without moving.

"Get in the car, let's go!" Tong Jing said repeatedly.

Xiao Mo got into the car in a panic, and before she could sit still, Tong Jing started the car and bumped her head into the front windshield, "Oh..."

"Sit down!" Tong Jing glared at Xiao Mo, then frowned suddenly, "What's the smell?"

"Does it smell?" Xiao Mo pretended to smell it a few times on his clothes, "It doesn't smell."