Crazy days with beautiful sister

Brother Huang Tu blushed from Xiao Mo's suffocation. Of course, there was still some anger in it.

He raised his head, "You are so, so sick."

At the end, he grabbed Xiaomo's side with his hands firmly, "Jiang Xiaomo, right, you don't want to go to school anymore!"

Xiao Mo hugged Brother Huang Tu tightly, "Don't threaten me now!"

Walking to the door, the waiter asked, "Do you need help, sir?"

Xiaomo gritted his teeth and waved Huang Tuge's bleeding arm, "It's okay."

The waiter's eyes widened, yes, she saw blood!

"Really all right?" she asked again.

Brother Huang Tu also regained his strength at this time, and said to the waiter: "He said it's all right, but it's all right, why don't you get out of the way?"

Xiaomo opened the door and said to the waiter, "Wait a minute, tell those girls that we're leaving first..."

The waiter looked surprised, worried, and nodded in confusion.

She suddenly saw the fork on Brother Huang Tu's butt, and his pants were soaked with blood...

"Sir." She hurriedly stopped Brother Huang Tu again.

"What's the matter?" Huang Tuge was quite impatient in his heart.

"Your ass..."

The waiter asked softly but clearly.

"Why do I care about your business?"

Brother Huang Tu felt a piercing pain in his buttocks, so he was quite rude to the waiter.

The waiter also seemed to be a lively and cheerful little girl.

People at that age have tempers, so when they get angry, they feel very upset.

She said tactfully: "Sir, it's good that you are fine. I just want to tell you that our... tableware cannot be taken out. "

Haha ...

Xiao Mo almost laughed out loud, and Brother Huang Tu probably felt even worse.

Brother Huang Tu stood at the door and steadied himself, "What?"

He knew that he was rude to others just now, but as the leader of the school, he was a little pretending to save face.

"Oh, dinner fork, I scratched my butt a few times just now because it was itchy. I'll give it back to you..." Brother Huang Tu was really pretending to be blunt when he said this, but since he said it, he couldn't accept it. When I went back, I made up my mind, snorted with a crying father's voice, pulled out the fork and handed it to the waiter, "It's really cool, but it's still not long enough, and the scratching is not deep enough..."

There is no way to describe the appearance of the waiter in words, it is that kind of surprised and exaggerated expression!

She looked at Brother Huang Tu and two words appeared in her mind: **!

Brother Huang Tu is really awesome, tears are about to flow out, crying to Xiaomo, "friend, let's go..."

Xiao Mo sighed, "If we are friends, please don't pretend to be b!"

As soon as he got out of the western restaurant, Brother Huang couldn't pretend anymore, howled and rushed to the street clutching his buttocks, "Made, it hurts me to death, there is a health center there!"

Pain is really contagious, and Xiao Mo started to run in pain...

Half an hour later.

Xiao Mo wrapped his arms, and Huang Tuge came out of a private clinic with a limp and buttocks.

Brother Huang Tu walked to the street and turned around abruptly, pointing at the door of this clinic and shouting, "It's so dark! It's 1000 yuan without surgery."

"crash"

The mobile door of the clinic was pulled open forcefully, and Xiao Mo saw the attending doctor just now, holding an extended version of the scalpel and pointing at Brother Huang Tu, "Brother, don't make trouble!"

Brother Huang Tu didn't seem to be afraid, "I'm just looking for trouble? You don't know who I am, do you? Tell you, let the police come to check you tomorrow!"

Holding up the knife, the doctor smiled contemptuously and said, "Brother, I'm not good at talking. We just came to your clinic. If you offend me, why don't you hit me!" He shook the shining scalpel.

Xiao Mo looked at Brother Huang Tu who looked like a fool, "Director, it seems that I paid the money, right? Why are you so excited?"

"Why should you pay? What's wrong with me? Jiang Xiaomo, just wait for me."" Brother Huang Tu was still very angry, glared at the doctor, turned and left.

Xiao Mo glanced at the doctor, looking very dishonest, he took out a steel hammer from his pocket and threw it with a "snap", just hitting the bright scalpel.

He directly yelled "Director!" to Brother Huang Tu in front of him.

Director Huang was extremely angry now, and turned around suddenly, with an extremely serious expression and super annoyed.

He was about to open his mouth to curse, when he saw the doctor in front of him, standing there stupidly with a broken knife, and the other stabbed in his shoulder.

Xiaomo walked over and said directly: "Waka, Director, have you made a move? As expected of the old Jianghu, if you don't make a move, it's fine, and making a move is a unique move!"

Brother Huang Tu enjoyed such words very much, nodded, and said rigorously: "The world's martial arts, so you can't break it quickly!" and blew his fingers pretendingly.

All his actions were seen by the doctor, who murmured tremblingly: "Nimma, I remember you, you cheated!" Pretend to be hacked, save me quickly..."

The corner of Huang Tuge's mouth twitched, "Hmph, Pediatrics, Jiang Xiaomo, did you see that? What would happen if you provoked me? If I hadn't had a kind heart for you, you would have been over long ago!"

Does Xiao Mo know what's going on?

He also just smiled in his heart, people like Brother Huang Tu are usually used to bullshit, he must be given a higher step, let him go up, and make himself look small enough to ease the anger in his heart.

Therefore, Xiao Mo said very politely: "Wow, Director, you are so powerful, do you have special functions?"

"That's a must!" Brother Huang Tu maintained the movement of blowing his fingers just now, "You just wait to die."

Xiaomo followed Huang Tuge's words and said: "Director, please give me a way out, I really didn't mean it just now. I really didn't make that fork, I swear to God."

"It's useless to swear, just wait to be baptized by the god of death."

Brother Huang Tu said very seriously, "Come and carry me on your back!"

"Director, what happened to your finger?"

Xiao Mo couldn't help asking when he saw that Brother Huang Tu had kept the same look as before.

Brother Huang Tu looked around to see that there was no one there, and shook his hands and shouted, "It hurts me so much! I have cramps, hurry up and carry me on your back, don't force me to throw a knife..."

I'll go, it's enough for 2, have you watched too many sci-fi movies with urban abilities?

Xiao Mo stared at a shepherd dog passing by, "Director, are you sure you did this?"

"Ah."

Brother Huang Tu punched Xiao Mo directly from behind, "Hurry up, or you will be punished by the school!"

Seeing that the shepherd dog was about to pass Huang Tuge, Xiao Mo raised his foot and kicked it at supersonic speed.

"Woof..." The shepherd dog glanced at Brother Huang Tu.

Brother Huang Tu also glanced at it...

After that, with an "ah", I didn't care about the injury on my buttocks, and ran with my buttocks up.

Xiaomo looked at the person and the dog in front of him, and shouted loudly, "Director, wait for me!"

"When did you still say such unrealistic things, you fucking grabbed that dog!"