My years as a fortune teller

The cooperation between Lu Haosi and I was really cool, we knew what we were going to do with just one look and one movement.I was even thinking just now, this guy can't be the roundworm in my stomach!It seems that we can cooperate more with him in the future, maybe we will become the new peerless twins.Ha ha!

This monkey is a bit scary, and we haven't figured out its identity and origin.They have been tied to the waterwheel for half a day, but when the waterwheel stopped, they would immediately come out to hurt people with their tongues.But it's okay, it's not me who strangled the neck.

You look at the barbs on its tongue, it shows that even we can get the tongue off.There will also be many marks left on Sheng Ergou's neck.In addition to the print of the tongue being strangled, it is estimated that there are also prints left by these barbs.

I remember a cat I had in the past who also had some barbs on his tongue.Unexpectedly, this can scrape out the minced meat in the bone seam very well.Therefore, cats generally cannot eat fishbone, let alone get stuck by fishbone.From this point, it can be seen that this monkey also eats meat.

And Lu Haosi said that there is a very thin tube under the tongue, although I didn't see it.But it is also conceivable that it must be the same as a mosquito straw.It penetrates deeply into the human skin, and then sucks out the blood unconsciously.

This monkey is typically a little devil. If Sheng Ergou was restrained for a long time, it would be useless to save him.It's not that I haven't thought about cutting with a knife as Lu Haosi said just now.But Sheng Ergou is so big, he can be dragged to the ground by it.It shows that the strength of the monkey is still great, and the tongue is not only very soft, but also very hard.So I don't need to use a silver slave to see if I can cut it off.

Now I can only think of other ways to see if I can save Sheng Ergou.When Lu Haosi and I pretended to come out, the monkey obviously tightened its tongue again.Not only did I see this, but even Lu Haosi saw it.

He gently tugged on my clothes, I didn't say anything but went straight to the monkey with him.The monkey looked at us with a pair of big eyes, and then tightened its tongue.

Sheng Ergou's face has turned purple now, we have to hurry up, otherwise this kid will die.Lu Haosi stood up suddenly, turned around and took a lit candle.The light here is relatively dark, so braziers and candles are generally used.

Lu Haosi took out the candle and put it under the monkey's snake head.A burning smell came quickly, and an ugly expression appeared on the monkey's face.But he still didn't retract his tongue, and even tightened his tongue again.

At this time, the monkey's tongue was deeply embedded in Sheng Ergou's neck.This kid can't even move now, I hastily blocked Lu Haosi's hand holding the candle.Now the monkey's goal is very clear, as long as you deal with its tongue, it will kill Sheng Ergou immediately.

Thinking of this, I sniffed and said to the monkey: "Little monster, I know you can understand me, and you also know that you have a human mind. Let me ask you a question now, do you want us to let you go?"

The monkey actually made a smiling expression, and then stared at me without moving its eyes.If it is released now, Lu Haosi and I, and even the two people lying on the bed, will never get out alive.

So I bit it, and said to the monkey: "Well, you loosen your tongue first. Let me talk with Lao Lu about how much our friend can breathe. If you kill our friend, I will kill you." Put it on a big water truck and faint you to death."

The monkey didn't even think about it after listening, and immediately loosened its tongue.Seeing that Sheng Ergou was able to take a big breath at this time, and his complexion became much better in a blink of an eye.I patted his hand lightly, and led Lu Haosi to the room just now.

"What should I do?" I immediately asked as soon as I entered the room: "This dead monkey is typical for us. You see that you burned for a long time just now, and there is no other smell except for a bad smell. Change. It seems that it is exactly what I thought, this tongue is not so easy to break."

Lu Haosi nodded, but immediately said: "But no matter what, you can't let this little monster go. You saw it when you caught it. There will be no such opportunity.”

As soon as I heard this, I immediately objected: "If it is to sacrifice a life to keep the monkey, I think it is better to let it go. Human life is more important than the sky, you have heard this sentence! We should focus on saving people, not harming monkeys." Lord, this matter is so decided, as long as Sheng Ergou's life can be saved, let's talk about the rest later!"

After finishing speaking, he didn't want to listen to Lu Haosi, so he turned around and walked out.But as soon as I went out, I immediately retreated.Lu Haosi looked at it and immediately said: "What's wrong with you? Did you think of a way?"

I put my finger on my lips and hissed, then pointed out secretly.Lu Haosi looked over with my fingers, and the corpse appeared at some point.It walked up to the monkey, stuck out its tongue and licked under the monkey's armpit.The monkey trembled all over, and his tongue loosened a lot.

Lu Haosi and I looked back at each other and smiled, and after he tossed about in the room for a long time, he brought something and handed it to me.I saw it turned out to be a pheasant's tail. Why is there everything in this guy's room?

Only then did I take a closer look, and it turned out that this was one of his storage rooms.There are all kinds of things inside, but it can be seen that they are all funerary objects in the tomb.Haha, it turns out that the treasures are all here. When you leave, you must come in and pick up two.

Lu Haosi patted me and directly pulled me out.Seeing that his master had come out, the corpse immediately ran over jubilantly.Lu Haosi touched the corpse's head, and I walked to the monkey's side.

"I said brother!" Lu Haosi pretended to say to me: "You said that if we really let the monkey go, what should we do if it rests and comes to trouble us? We can work together, neither is it's opponent .”

While talking, he deliberately used a chicken feather to sweep around the monkey's armpits.The monkey visibly trembled, it seemed that this monkey was really ticklish.This is all right, Sheng Ergou is saved!

Thinking of this, I also deliberately swept his hind paw with a chicken feather, and the monkey trembled even more.But I pretended not to know, and said to Lu Haosi with a smile: "The problem is, look at this monkey, it's too rough and thick to deal with it. If you don't let it go, my brother will die." Then there is no life."

Lu Haosi winked at me, and I secretly looked back.The tongue wrapped around Sheng Ergou's neck has loosened a lot, and if he has the strength, he can get rid of it.But at this meeting, Sheng Ergou only had the strength to breathe.

Lu Haosi and I didn't talk too much, we speeded up the scratching.With a swipe, a red line flew back into the monkey's mouth.Lu Haosi and I had sharp eyesight and quick hands, and at the same time, we took something and stuffed it into the monkey's mouth.I didn't expect Lu Haosi to use only one hand, and use the two things alternately, and the speed is as fast as mine!

When I was about to stuff it into the monkey's mouth, I stopped suddenly.Lu Haosi thought I was letting him in, so he stuffed the thing into the monkey's mouth without saying a word.Then he clapped his hands twice and said to me: "Everything is done!"

I was a little excited and didn't know how to speak for a while.Because the moment I stuffed it into the monkey's mouth, I suddenly found that what I was holding was not a stone, but a relatively round bead, but it was a dark green bead.Although I can't be sure at the moment, I believe that there can be no general thing here.

Just as I was secretly delighted, I heard Lu Haosi say: "That is an authentic night pearl, don't even think about taking it away from me, kid. If this thing appears outside, it will definitely lead to death. Wait." You'd better be obedient and put it back to the original place for me."

Weighs to death, this guy is really a roundworm in my stomach, why do I know everything I want?have to!I thought I got a treasure, but now I have to obediently send it back to others.Thinking about it makes me feel a little useless, but it doesn't matter if I know that the things are there, I will get him back sooner or later.At this time, there was a call from a junior brother, it seemed that his senior brother had woken up...