My years as a fortune teller

I walked to the front of the big Yin, stood in a place where I could step on my feet, and took off the seal and key.He weighed it in his hand, and said to Siyan and Chi Chao behind him: "These two treasures are still here, which means that this place has not been discovered for the time being." Siyan smiled and nodded. confused.

Now I don’t have too much time to explain to him, I said to the big Yin thing: “I have seen many things about you, you can go back and wait for me at ease. Once I find a way to crack it, I will come back and treat you. Let you Reunite with your family!" The family I'm talking about here is Chi Laodao!

The eyes of the big cunt were actually a little wet, I smiled and let Chi Chao go up first.He has been a special soldier, and he is better at these things than me and four eyes.After Chi Chao responded, he slowly lifted the floor tile to look at it, and then jumped out with a whoosh.But even if he jumped out, he would bend over and crawl out.

After all, there is a bed above, if you jump up suddenly, you will only hit your head.Seeing Chi Chao go up, he said with a smile on his four eyes: "Master Zhang, this time you go up first! I'll give you a support below, so you won't be unable to get up when the time comes."

The little black line on my face, this is typical despise me for being fat!Well, now that you've said that.Little Master Zhang will show you a show. If I can't get out of this place, how can I mess around in the future?

Thinking of this, I rolled my eyes and stepped on the place where I just stepped.Support the person on both sides of the exit with both hands, and use a little force on the legs.My shoulders were out of the hole, I took a deep breath, put one arm on the hole and prepared to climb out.

The upper half of the body has come out, and now the upper half is almost parallel to the ground.It's just that the lower half of my body is still hanging inside, and I know that I just need to move slowly a few times to get out.So I was shaking my ass from side to side, trying to crawl out, and something went wrong!

I don't know if it's because the hole is too small, or because the ass is big, but I'm stuck.To be precise, the waist had just come out of the hole, and the buttocks were stuck on the wall of the hole.I was completely stunned, isn't this making me look ugly?

The upper half of the body cannot be straightened up yet, otherwise it will definitely touch the bed.I looked at Chi Chao who was lying on the ground looking at me, he seemed to understand my predicament immediately.At this time, I heard Siyan laughing loudly, and said to me: "Master Zhang, what do you think of what I said? Is your chassis too big?" His laughter was a bit loud, even lying outside Chi Chao heard it all.

I cursed secretly in my heart: "Four eyes, wait for me, and see how I will deal with you when I go out." Although I scolded in my heart, I was still anxious and my forehead was full of sweat.

Chi Chao suppressed a smile and said to me: "Master, you better stop struggling, or you'll get stuck even tighter. Just wait until I go over there and call someone to take you out of the bed." In fact, I I also know that it is a bed problem.If I could straighten my body, how could I be stuck here.

Chi Chao opened the door and ran out without waiting for my consent.After a while, I saw a group of people coming in from the door from under the bed.After a while, two familiar faces appeared in front of my eyes.

I looked at the faces of Chi Laodao and Taoist Xunshan and said, "This is not a zoo. Are you looking at monkeys or stars? Hurry up and unload the bed for me, sir, I'm stuck here!"

Chi Laodao and Xunshan Daochang looked at each other depressedly, and then suddenly burst out laughing.To be honest, I can't go up or down now.The most disgusting thing is the four eyes, this kid actually supported my legs with his body.If it weren't for this, I would have slipped back into the tunnel long ago.

Chi Laodao and Taoist Master Patrol ordered the people to remove the bed.Fortunately, this is a modern bed. If it was an earthen kang in the past, I would never think of it.When I was young, I got into the earthen kang of my hometown once, and when I got stuck in the black hole, I turned around no matter what.After I disappeared, my old mother and grandma were so scared that they almost hanged themselves.In the end, I slowly retreated before crawling out of the pothole. My father was so angry that he served me with a belt.

More people means more strength, and the bed was quickly dismantled.Then two people came over and easily pulled me out. In fact, I could come out by myself.Before he had time to pat the dirt off his body, the snow wolf rushed in like lightning.He rushed over and hugged my calf, wagging his little tail affectionately.

Daoist Xunshan and Chi Laodao also ran over and hugged me tightly. It took me a long time to push the two old men away.But it can be seen that the eyes of these two old men are full of tears.At this time, the four eyes also came up, and covered the floor tiles back to their original positions.

I looked at Taoist Priest Xunshan and Chi Laodao and said, "You two old fellows, didn't you laugh very happily just now? Why are you full of tears again, why is it like Aunt Qiong Yao's sensational scene?" Then I pointed at Chi Chao and Chi Chao. Four eyes said: "And you two boys, actually saw my joke. Tell you, I am very angry, you can figure it out yourself!"

Old Taoist Chi came over and patted me and said, "You kid still won't write us a letter when you're still alive!"The Daoist patrolling the mountain also shed tears, why do I feel awkward looking at the two of them.

I pushed Chi Chao and said: "Okay, okay, all the sensationalism is on the stage! I have nothing to do, and there is another reason for not letting Chi Chao inform you. By the way, the descendants of the Lu family and the Hao family I found it, if you want to hear it, come with me. If you want to continue to be sensational, then cry here! And I am a little hungry, can you give me a stutter." Said and hugged Xue Langchao Go to the room of the mountain patrol chief.

In fact, I was afraid that Master Xiao would have secret whistles here, but seeing so many people, I immediately understood that it doesn't matter if there are secret whistles, who can recognize me at a glance when there are so many people mixed together.Besides, these people were brought by Chi Laodao, although they were not as skilled as Chi Chao.But it shouldn't be a problem to deal with a few secret whistles, or can the old man show off to me at that time?

So I walked to the yard generously and asked the people behind to help me pat the dirt off my body.Then I went to wash my face before entering the room of the Taoist priest patrolling the mountain.And the rest of the people were waiting for me before I entered the room, and no one entered the room.

I sat on the bed with Chi Laodao and Taoist Master Xunshan, and the rest stood on the ground.I was a little embarrassed, and motioned for them to sit down first.Then I looked at Taoist Priest Xunshan and said, "I heard that you recently learned to play suicide? Did you learn it from a sentimental little girl, and teach me how to play it?"

The mountain patrol chief didn't speak, but lowered his head in embarrassment.Chi Laodao touched me with his elbow, which was very clear.So I immediately changed the subject and said, "By the way, is there a painting missing from you? Is it from Chi Lao Taoist family?"

When Chi Laodao heard what I said, he was immediately taken aback and said, "How did you know about this? That's right, I brought the paintings of my ancestors that day, and after discussing them with Li Daoxiong, they disappeared after we went out to do errands. For two days, I was also worried about this matter!"

I looked at Daoist Xunshan, then at the people sitting below and said, "Li Shouzhong took it and handed him over to one of the descendants of the Shang family. And this descendant of the Shang family got yours. After that painting, five paintings have been collected. Now we have found a new breakthrough, and we will start the official tomb robbery in the near future." The Taoist priest who patrolled the mountain slammed the small kang table in front of us heavily.

I took his hand and said, "Don't worry about Li Shouzhong's affairs. I arranged a very good place for him. Without my instructions, he can't leave there. If he can sincerely repent, maybe he will be fine." There is a chance to come out." The mountain patrol chief looked at me in surprise.

I didn't explain much to him, I just gave a general account of my experience of falling.After listening to the Taoist priest, he looked at me and asked, "You locked Shouzhong here? This is a good place. I hope I can temper his temper."

I nodded and continued: "My time is limited, and we have to divide the work. Because in the past few days, the leaders of the Shang family will do it, and we can't be idle here!" Old Taoist Xunshan and Old Taoist Chi nodded. Nod your head and start discussing plans with me...