My years as a fortune teller

Seeing him smiling, I feel like I've fallen into a trap.But before I regained my composure, I heard him say, "This is what you said you wanted to pay back, don't say I forced you to ask for it."

I opened my mouth and was about to say something back to him, when he continued, "It's not much, the total is five hundred and eight yuan and seventy-two cents and five cents. You don't have to give the mantissa, give me five hundred and eight." That's it."

I faint!How is this account calculated?There is actually a two-and-a-half percent.Don't say you don't want it, even if you want it, I have to give it to you?Coins and banknotes of [-] cents are not in circulation now, let alone the five cents.Do you want me to tear the one-yuan banknote into seven or eight parts, and then give you as much as one part?

He looked at me and didn't speak, thinking that I didn't believe what he said, so he took out a small book, flipped through it and said, "You don't believe it, do you? I have accounts here, how about I read it to you? Last year In the twelfth lunar month, send medicinal materials..."

"Come on, stop!" I heard that my head was already getting big, and I even reimbursed me.So I said to him, "I'll give you five hundred and eight yuan, right?" As I spoke, I took out the wallet in the bag I carried with me.

I opened my wallet and counted the money in it, and it was exactly five hundred and five yuan.I blinked my eyes and thought, why is this number similar to the one in my bag?But I didn't think much about it, so I took it out and handed it to him.

Watching him count the money and verify it, I smiled and said, "Don't worry, it's all real. I won't fool you with counterfeit bills. But there's only so much. There's still three yuan left and I'll give it to you when I have a chance next time." As he spoke, he opened the wallet and showed it to him.

Who knows that he really came over and looked inside, and said to me: "Young man, since you gave me the big head, let's look again, three dollars is not a lot of money to you. To me, But it’s two meals. If you look for it again, you’re sure to find three dollars on you.”

I almost fainted from anger, the wallet is already empty and I need to find it, isn't this deliberately embarrassing me?But what he said is also right, three dollars is nothing to me, but it is still very important to him.

So I looked through the wallet again in front of him, and said to him: "You see, there is really nothing in the wallet!" Then I stood up and took out the pocket again, and said to him: "Look, there is no! You should believe it now, right?"

Who knows that he actually said to me: "Young man, there is a zipper in your wallet that has not been opened. There must be money in it. You don't want to show it to me, so you don't let me see it?" I was really angry this time. up.

But I didn't get angry, I held back my breath and opened the zipper as he said.I was stunned immediately, there were three coins in it, no more, no less.How come there are three one-dollar coins?Oh, yes, this is what I use for divination.I haven't asked for divination recently, so I forgot.These three coins are all consecrated, and they were prepared by Master for me.I'm sure I can't give this?

Thinking of this, I turned around to look for Lu Haosi, but this kid didn't know where he went.By the way, he is wearing zombie clothes, and it is impossible to have money on him.It was estimated that this would be because he was afraid of scaring people, so he found a place to hide.

I was thinking this when I heard him say: "Look at you, young man, you are not honest at all, you only have three dollars! You still hide it and don't want to give it to me, why are you people in the city so stingy? You still come to worship God, you are like that Will God bless you?"

Restraint, restraint as much as possible.Sir, I did a good deed to pay back the money for others, and the person who asked for the money actually said that about me.Could it be that I owe you money?If you change to a younger one, I will let you taste the fist of the young master.

Thinking of this, I took a deep breath, forget it, give him these three coins first!When I go back, I will ask Master to enlighten me again.Anyway, there are a lot of coins in my place, at worst, all of them will be consecrated and blessed by me.

Thinking of this, I forcefully forced a smile, handed him the money and said, "I'm afraid of you. I gave you all five hundred and said I was stingy. Come on, I'll give you enough money. Look at me, old man." Do you want to take a break, or go straight down the mountain!"

He said with a smile on his face: "Why are you still resting? Go back and give money to your granddaughter. The current school is a place where people eat people and don't spit out their bones. If you give it a little later, you won't let the children go to class." The dirty handkerchief put the wallet in and put it close to the body.

When I heard that it was for children to go to school, the anger in my heart suddenly subsided.He got up from the ground with difficulty, and then limped to pick up the bamboo poles and go down the mountain.I'm dizzy, how can I go down the mountain like this!

I hurriedly grabbed him, and asked with a smile: "Old man, where is your home? Can I take you back?" Hearing what I said, he immediately blocked the place where the money was put just now, and looked nervously. I.

I understood that he was afraid that I would snatch the money back. I shook my head and said, "Look, it must be very dangerous for you to go down the mountain like this. Let me help you go, or there will be some accidents if the money is not delivered to you." .Besides, I gave you all the money, if you snatch it back, the gods all over the sky will destroy me."

He looked at me suspiciously, then at the sky and asked, "Are you really going to send me down the mountain?" The old man's suspicions were too heavy, and I wouldn't kill myself for 500 yuan.So I nodded helplessly with a smile!

He thought for a while and said to me: "That's fine, anyway, my house is at the foot of the mountain. I'm not afraid of you stealing money! If you run away, the monk can't escape the temple. If you run away, I will ask people from the village to come to the Taoist temple to ask for money. I don't believe it." , these dead Taoist priests can still lie to me?"

What a mess, I sighed and helped him take a step.He immediately bent down in pain and cried out ouch.It seems that the bones are hurt, and there is no way to treat him even if he is allowed to stay.I'm okay with normal sprained feet, but if I hurt my bones, I can't do anything about it.It is impossible for him to stay, and he still has to send money to his granddaughter.Besides, I don't know when the Taoist people will come, so it's not a problem to wait like this.

I thought of this and said to him: "Old man, just throw the bamboo basket here. How about I carry you down the mountain? Otherwise, if you are like this, even if you can walk, something will happen." He hugged him tightly. Live in bamboo baskets.

What are you doing?I'm not robbing, so what?He looked at me and said, "My dead wife entrusted someone to buy it. What do you think when you let me leave it here? I don't think you are a good person!" He hugged the bamboo basket and stared at me.

I won't snatch your bamboo basket, so why are you so nervous?I knew it would be useless to talk to him, so I smiled and said, "This old man, can I carry you on my back, and then help you carry the bamboo basket?" I think this is the best.

As a result, he rolled his eyes and said to me: "You can carry me on your back, but you can't carry a bamboo basket. What if you walk on the road and drop it by yourself?" I was worried when I heard this!How to meet such a person.

But I didn't expect him to say in a blink of an eye: "If it weren't for this, I would carry the bamboo basket on my back and then you would carry me on your back." I am confused what do you think I am?This is not asking me to carry you, this is a typical example of killing me!But I looked at the bamboo basket and it wasn't very big, and there were some herbs in it.Seeing the old man's age and body should not be very heavy, I gritted my teeth and wanted to try it.It is estimated that there is not much weight, I just need to speed up a little bit.

So I nodded and said, "Okay, I'll do as you say." He immediately helped me stand up straight with joy, put the bamboo basket on his back, and motioned for me to bend down squat down.I sighed and shook my head, half squatting on the ground.

What is this here for? It is said to be here to meet people.I haven't seen anyone before, but I actually met such a dead old man, which made me feel like I owed him money.Hey, why am I so unlucky!When I was thinking this way, suddenly I felt as if a huge stone fell from the sky suddenly and landed heavily on my back.The knee of one of my legs was almost touching the ground.I'm dizzy!Why is this old man so heavy, he looks very thin, how did he jump so heavy on my back?Could it be that there is a huge stone hidden in his bamboo basket...