My years as a fortune teller

It is indeed difficult to be a good person sometimes, and you often have to endure a lot of criticism.Only when the truth of the matter is recognized can it be recognized by everyone.Garlands and accolades, talent swoops in.

This is pretty good for me, and I got the old man's praise so quickly.Although the old man's speech is sometimes very unpleasant, I can hear the praise just now from his heart.I think it's really not easy for such a messy old man to praise you.

But this is good, since he can say good things about you, maybe he will say something else.I just don't know if this old man knows about those big tombs.It stands to reason that he is a local here, and he gathers medicine in the mountains all year round.You should know a little bit about these things.

Yes, thinking of this, I feel a little bit happy, even if he is not a local here.But if you often collect herbs here, you may hear something.And these things may be what I want to know.

But how to pry this old man's mouth open, old men like this are usually very alert.Moreover, he has been in the mountains for many years, and the people he met are not one or two.No one can guarantee whether he will tell the truth to me.But I still want to try to see if I can get some words out of the old man's mouth, and it can help me.

The old man saw that I was silent, so he stretched out his hand and slapped me on the face and said, "Fatty, what are you thinking? Is it like eating bee excrement, will you laugh secretly? I tell you not to think about it, I am I said that because of your good performance just now."

I hate people pulling my ears and hitting me in the face, especially when they hit me secretly from behind.When I think about things, I usually concentrate.Such a sudden blow made him tremble as if frightened.

The old man seemed to have noticed this too, and immediately said with a smile behind his back: "Look at you, you are tall and big, and you are so fat. You are so timid, so I slapped your face, and your whole body trembled." .”

I said to him angrily: "Master, my dear uncle. I was thinking about something just now, but you slapped me suddenly. Tell me, can I not tremble? People who scare people can scare people to death." , do you dare not be so scary?"

He laughed and said, "Okay, so I interrupted your thinking. I'm sorry first, but you're not quite right. Just walk. What if something happens when you're thinking wildly? It doesn’t matter if you have something to do, the medical care in the city is so good. You can rest for a few days and you’ll be fine, but I can’t, and I don’t have money at home, so it’s hard to go to the doctor.”

"Hey!" I couldn't communicate with him, as if I was better than him in everything in the city.So I said to him: "My dear uncle, do you dare not talk like this? Do you think everything is good in the city? Now you have to find a place to line up even if you go to the toilet. If you go to the doctor, let's not talk about flying around. The cost of medicine is queuing for registration. You have to wait in line for days and nights to meet a doctor. As for air pollution and food safety, that’s all. So sometimes in the city, it’s really not as good as yours. The countryside is good."

When the old man heard this, he immediately said with a smile: "If it wasn't like this, you can come to our country! I think you are very nice, and you will make me happy when the time comes. Maybe I just recruit you as a door-to-door son-in-law. My big The granddaughter's study is not bad, and she can match you no matter what she looks."

I have little black lines all over my face, I really want to throw this old man aside.But after thinking about it, people are also kind.Forget it to tease the old man, so I smiled and asked: "Master, how old is your eldest granddaughter?"

"Fourteen!" The old man continued after telling her age, "Don't look at her as young, she is a leader in internal and external work. And she is very good at studying, she is still a study committee member in the class!"

Well, I nearly passed out on the side of the road.Looking back at the old man on his back, he said helplessly, "Master, your granddaughter is only 14 years old. Do you know how old I am? I'm already in my thirties, and I'm marrying a 14-year-old kid. You say I'm marrying What about the daughter-in-law, or find a girl for myself? Besides, she is underage, if I marry her, the laws of the country will not spare me."

The old man laughed when he heard it, and said to me: "Haha, you fat man is really interesting. I just found it boring to walk behind my back, so I just found something to tease you. My granddaughter is my heart, you Think I will really let her marry you?"

I shook my head and said to the old man: "Okay, you old man is cruel enough to fool me with such words, you are not afraid that I will throw you down? Now I will give you a chance to redeem your sins, tell me about the things you met here. It’s a strange thing to hear!”

"Haha!" The old man laughed loudly on my back, and then said to me: "You fat man, you followed my words for this. You hid deep enough, well, look at you being beaten by me. For the sake of going down the mountain, tell me what you want to know?"

This really stumped me, tell me what I want to know, you can't ask him directly.Ask something else, it's not necessarily what I want to know.Thinking of this, I said helplessly: "Hey, you can see this for yourself. I'm not familiar with here, and I'm not familiar with you. I don't know what you know. In this way, I will tell you what you want to say. Listen to what."

When the old man heard this, he was silent for a while and said to me: "Fatty, I think you should be a learned person. Tell me, is the geomantic omen in our Mangshan area really that good? For thousands of years, There are countless people buried here, and now a cemetery has been built, but it is of no benefit to us farmers, and we are often intimidated by grave robbers.”

I couldn't help but said: "Mangshan belongs to the remaining range of Xiaoshan Mountain. It is nearly [-] meters higher than the water surface of the Yellow River and Luohe River. Choose. In Feng Shui theory, the burial place pays attention to the concentration of qi, the wind cannot blow it, and the flow of water can stop the qi. The "Book of Burial" written by Patriarch Guo Pu explains it this way. The burial place that can bring good news to people depends on The most important thing is the life in the burial ground. The life flows in the ground, and it dissipates when the wind blows, and stops when it is blocked by the water flow. The Mang Mountain area belongs to the Luoshui River in the south of the Mang Mountain in the north. An ideal place for camping tombs where the wind gathers energy."

He paused at this point, and then said: "Although Mang Mountain is not high, it is meandering and long. It is the gathering place of the main veins of Zhonglong. In "Kanyu Miscellaneous Works" written by Li Sicong, a Taoist priest in the Northern Song Dynasty, Luoyang was described as four mountains. Tight arches, melodious rivers and Luoyang" is a big gathering place, and Mang Mountain in the north of Luoyang is not only the gathering place of the main veins of Zhonglong, but also surrounded by the four rivers of Yi, Luo, Yu, Jian and even the Yellow River. The place is certainly considered the best haunted place, and rightfully so. "

After the old man heard this, he tugged at my ear and said, "Fatty, is it really hard for me to say that you are fat? After a while, this patriarch and that Taoist talked a lot. It's not over. What is Shuikou, what is Zhonglong. Does it mean that I am a farmer and I don’t have much culture to say these things on purpose?”

I frowned, thinking right, didn't I ask him?Why did he ask and I answered in a daze?I'm dizzy, why am I so confused today.Being made into this by a dead old man?

Thinking of this, I frowned and said: "Master, you are so unnatural. I originally wanted to hear you tell anecdotes about this place, but why did I tell you about Feng Shui here? And you don't appreciate it , it’s too embarrassing!”

"Haha!" The old man laughed and said to me: "Okay, fat man, you can put me down. You are the first time I have seen such an interesting person. Yes, you can respect the elderly and be sympathetic to the poor. Nice fat guy."

I heard him ask me to let him go, and I let him go without thinking too much.Then he said: "Praise me and it's over, and I have to bring a dead fat man. Can you remove the dead word, why does it sound so awkward?"

The old man smiled and said to me: "Go back, I can go by myself!" He waved his hand at me, walked past me, and walked away without looking back.A gust of wind blew by, and I was the only one standing there dumbfounded...