My years as a fortune teller
Chapter 1135 Human Skin Diary Monk Lectures
As I guessed, the master came to ask about the senior brother.In fact, I could tell from Master's eyes and expression that he didn't want me to really clean up the house either.
Thinking about it, the senior brother can be said to be the disciple who has followed the master for the longest time.And no matter what the senior brother does, he always misses Master in his heart.At this point, I have all these self-ashamed.And this time the brother really didn't make a big mistake, he just wanted to use his Feng Shui knowledge to save his woman.
However, I know that Master cannot be persuaded on this point, but there is one thing I know that I can definitely persuade.That is the brother's child, and the master will forgive the brother for the sake of the child.This is one of the reasons why I asked my brother to bring my children to visit Master on August [-]th.
And when I said that the brother died and the child was left unattended, Master's hand slowly clenched into a fist.I understand that Master is also feeling bad, and my proud apprentice almost did something unforgivable.On this point, as a master, it is impossible to justify it anyway.
So he wants to give an explanation to the teacher, but now the brother really did not make a big mistake, and there is an ignorant child.So for the sake of the child, the master will definitely let the brother go.
After a long time, the master looked at me, then at the teacher and Uncle Liu, and slowly said: "You did the right thing this time, if it was me at that time, I might have let him go. But the master must have an explanation, otherwise the master will let him go. It will be very difficult for the nephew of the sect."
As soon as I heard it, I immediately answered: "What are you going to tell me? Isn't it just a punishment? I'll just go and take it if I have nothing to do. This time the matter was originally told to me, and I didn't do it well. Besides, the meat on my ass Too many, it’s okay to suffer a few times. In a few days, I will go to the senior brother who is in charge and get a board.”
The teacher laughed and said, "Old Taoist Shui has a good idea. Anyway, this kid has bribed all those people. The board can't fall on his ass, so let this kid go!"
The teacher's words made the master smile and shake his head, and I suddenly thought of the note from the master's uncle.Turning around, he went into the room and took out the note, handed it to the master and said, "Look at my uncle, I asked the brother in charge to give me a note that day."
The master took it and opened it, looked at it, and said with a smile: "Since the uncle also meant the same thing, I just listen to you. You don't have to go to get the board, and you can clean the cave for Master Shanyuan later. "
"Who?" I was taken aback and asked: "Master Shanyuan? Could it be that monk just now? Why, why should I clean it? Besides, he has already gone down the mountain. What should I clean for him?"
The master stared and said: "If you didn't punish him last night, how could his face be swollen? If you tell you to go, just go obediently, or watch how I punish you!"
I was stunned at the time, Uncle Liu patted me on the shoulder and said: "You were too hard last night, that monk's face was covered with mosquito bites."
The teacher said with a smile: "It's a typical pig's head!" I wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh.But I remember that he slapped mosquitoes at first, and then gave Fengyoujing how could he be bitten into a pig's head?
Seeing that I was still in a daze, Master immediately said: "Don't go, do you want me to get you tools?" When I heard that I hurriedly turned around and went, Master stopped me and said, "Take another two or three days of rest, and you will Let's go down the mountain! The three of us are going to the uncle's place, and if you need anything, go to Qinling to find us."
As he spoke, he got up and patted me on the shoulder and said, "When you do things in the future, don't act recklessly, and think about why. There is a bottle of distilled spirits in the box under the bed, which your Uncle Liu got for you." I should With a sound.
Uncle Liu came over and took my hand, put Suiran in my hand and said: "You will have more chances to go out in the future, and there will be more dangers. I will lend you Suiran first, and I will call it back when I need it." .” I hesitated for a moment or nodded.
The teacher came over, handed the silver slave to me and said: "This property is returned to the original owner, and you can let go of your hands and feet in the future. We still believe in your character, but sometimes you do things impulsively. Remember that if you have trouble, Come to Qinling to find us immediately." I nodded.Looking at the three masters like this, they strode down the mountain.
I put Su Ran in my pocket, and put the silver slave on my waist.Turn around to get the tools, ready to clean the cave for the monk.Master is like this every time, and I am used to knowing that there must be something important in Qinling, otherwise how could Master Xuanhe not go down the mountain.
I roughly cleaned the sanitation of the cave before going to wash up and make some food.The monk came in the afternoon, and seeing his pimple-filled face, I felt a little sorry.Walked over to him and said: "Master Shanyuan, the cave has been cleaned for you, and some mosquito repellent has been placed."
The monk snorted, ignored me and left, I took a deep breath and endured it.It is considered good for the young master to clean the cave for you, but there is no thank you at all.Forget it, if it wasn't for Master's instructions, I would definitely fix you again.
The day passed like this, and the next morning he slept really soundly.Awakened by the noise outside, I put on my clothes and went out to see a few people dressed as if they were from the city, moving things into the courtyard.
I went out and stopped in a hurry, just about to ask who asked them to move things.The monk came shaking his head, looked at me and saluted and said, "That's right, your master said yesterday that I can come here to give lectures."
Master said, why didn't you tell me?But there's no need for this monk to lie to me, and besides, it's no big deal even if he lectures.Thinking of this, I nodded, turned and entered the room.
Dahui didn't know where he went, otherwise these guys would not dare to be so presumptuous.After I washed my face and prepared to go out for a walk, the monk smiled and said, "I'm going to give a lecture to some lay Buddhists, or you can come and listen to it."
I didn't wake up in the first place, but now I want to drag me to listen to Buddhist scriptures.I definitely don't want to, but the invitation is very sincere, and it seems a little wrong not to listen.So I nodded and found a place in the back to sit down.
Maybe it was because I didn't wake up, I fell asleep after listening to it.She was sleeping soundly, when suddenly she was hit a few times.I opened my eyes, and the monk looked at me angrily.
I wiped the corner of my mouth and heard the monk say, "It's fine if you don't want to listen to my lecture on Buddhist scriptures. Why does snoring affect my lecture?" Can I control my snoring?
Just as I was about to explain, the monk said: "In ancient times when great virtues taught scriptures, even cows and tigers would bow their heads and listen. Why are you not as good as a cow?" I was stunned, this was a naked provocation.
I stood up and ignored it, and walked down the mountain.About half an hour or so later, I arrived with a cow rented from a villager at the foot of the mountain.The monk was still talking vigorously there, so I tied the cow in front of the monk.
The monk froze for a moment, looked at me and asked, "What do you mean? Why did you bring a cow?" I sneered, but I didn't understand.What I said just now, I actually forgot now.
I stretched my waist and said to him: "You said that cows and tigers will bow their heads to listen to the Buddhist scriptures. I couldn't find the tiger, so I had to find a cow. I couldn't understand, so let the cow listen to it." Let me bow my head to you!"
"You!" The monk blushed with anger, and I turned around like a normal person and went to the river over there.Then he touched two fish and came back, but the monk stopped preaching.All the people don't know where they went.
After I threw the fish into the bucket, I drove the cattle down the hill.Uncle, you are a little too young to fight with me.If it wasn't for the sake of you being a cultivator here, let's see what I can do.Why don't you just tell a scripture? As for this?Hmph, if you talk about me again, see how I deal with you.
After I returned the cow to the people, I came back here and found that the monk and the people were sitting in meditation.The Buddhist zazen is very powerful, which I also admire very much.I slowed down and walked slowly to prepare to pack the fish...
Thinking about it, the senior brother can be said to be the disciple who has followed the master for the longest time.And no matter what the senior brother does, he always misses Master in his heart.At this point, I have all these self-ashamed.And this time the brother really didn't make a big mistake, he just wanted to use his Feng Shui knowledge to save his woman.
However, I know that Master cannot be persuaded on this point, but there is one thing I know that I can definitely persuade.That is the brother's child, and the master will forgive the brother for the sake of the child.This is one of the reasons why I asked my brother to bring my children to visit Master on August [-]th.
And when I said that the brother died and the child was left unattended, Master's hand slowly clenched into a fist.I understand that Master is also feeling bad, and my proud apprentice almost did something unforgivable.On this point, as a master, it is impossible to justify it anyway.
So he wants to give an explanation to the teacher, but now the brother really did not make a big mistake, and there is an ignorant child.So for the sake of the child, the master will definitely let the brother go.
After a long time, the master looked at me, then at the teacher and Uncle Liu, and slowly said: "You did the right thing this time, if it was me at that time, I might have let him go. But the master must have an explanation, otherwise the master will let him go. It will be very difficult for the nephew of the sect."
As soon as I heard it, I immediately answered: "What are you going to tell me? Isn't it just a punishment? I'll just go and take it if I have nothing to do. This time the matter was originally told to me, and I didn't do it well. Besides, the meat on my ass Too many, it’s okay to suffer a few times. In a few days, I will go to the senior brother who is in charge and get a board.”
The teacher laughed and said, "Old Taoist Shui has a good idea. Anyway, this kid has bribed all those people. The board can't fall on his ass, so let this kid go!"
The teacher's words made the master smile and shake his head, and I suddenly thought of the note from the master's uncle.Turning around, he went into the room and took out the note, handed it to the master and said, "Look at my uncle, I asked the brother in charge to give me a note that day."
The master took it and opened it, looked at it, and said with a smile: "Since the uncle also meant the same thing, I just listen to you. You don't have to go to get the board, and you can clean the cave for Master Shanyuan later. "
"Who?" I was taken aback and asked: "Master Shanyuan? Could it be that monk just now? Why, why should I clean it? Besides, he has already gone down the mountain. What should I clean for him?"
The master stared and said: "If you didn't punish him last night, how could his face be swollen? If you tell you to go, just go obediently, or watch how I punish you!"
I was stunned at the time, Uncle Liu patted me on the shoulder and said: "You were too hard last night, that monk's face was covered with mosquito bites."
The teacher said with a smile: "It's a typical pig's head!" I wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh.But I remember that he slapped mosquitoes at first, and then gave Fengyoujing how could he be bitten into a pig's head?
Seeing that I was still in a daze, Master immediately said: "Don't go, do you want me to get you tools?" When I heard that I hurriedly turned around and went, Master stopped me and said, "Take another two or three days of rest, and you will Let's go down the mountain! The three of us are going to the uncle's place, and if you need anything, go to Qinling to find us."
As he spoke, he got up and patted me on the shoulder and said, "When you do things in the future, don't act recklessly, and think about why. There is a bottle of distilled spirits in the box under the bed, which your Uncle Liu got for you." I should With a sound.
Uncle Liu came over and took my hand, put Suiran in my hand and said: "You will have more chances to go out in the future, and there will be more dangers. I will lend you Suiran first, and I will call it back when I need it." .” I hesitated for a moment or nodded.
The teacher came over, handed the silver slave to me and said: "This property is returned to the original owner, and you can let go of your hands and feet in the future. We still believe in your character, but sometimes you do things impulsively. Remember that if you have trouble, Come to Qinling to find us immediately." I nodded.Looking at the three masters like this, they strode down the mountain.
I put Su Ran in my pocket, and put the silver slave on my waist.Turn around to get the tools, ready to clean the cave for the monk.Master is like this every time, and I am used to knowing that there must be something important in Qinling, otherwise how could Master Xuanhe not go down the mountain.
I roughly cleaned the sanitation of the cave before going to wash up and make some food.The monk came in the afternoon, and seeing his pimple-filled face, I felt a little sorry.Walked over to him and said: "Master Shanyuan, the cave has been cleaned for you, and some mosquito repellent has been placed."
The monk snorted, ignored me and left, I took a deep breath and endured it.It is considered good for the young master to clean the cave for you, but there is no thank you at all.Forget it, if it wasn't for Master's instructions, I would definitely fix you again.
The day passed like this, and the next morning he slept really soundly.Awakened by the noise outside, I put on my clothes and went out to see a few people dressed as if they were from the city, moving things into the courtyard.
I went out and stopped in a hurry, just about to ask who asked them to move things.The monk came shaking his head, looked at me and saluted and said, "That's right, your master said yesterday that I can come here to give lectures."
Master said, why didn't you tell me?But there's no need for this monk to lie to me, and besides, it's no big deal even if he lectures.Thinking of this, I nodded, turned and entered the room.
Dahui didn't know where he went, otherwise these guys would not dare to be so presumptuous.After I washed my face and prepared to go out for a walk, the monk smiled and said, "I'm going to give a lecture to some lay Buddhists, or you can come and listen to it."
I didn't wake up in the first place, but now I want to drag me to listen to Buddhist scriptures.I definitely don't want to, but the invitation is very sincere, and it seems a little wrong not to listen.So I nodded and found a place in the back to sit down.
Maybe it was because I didn't wake up, I fell asleep after listening to it.She was sleeping soundly, when suddenly she was hit a few times.I opened my eyes, and the monk looked at me angrily.
I wiped the corner of my mouth and heard the monk say, "It's fine if you don't want to listen to my lecture on Buddhist scriptures. Why does snoring affect my lecture?" Can I control my snoring?
Just as I was about to explain, the monk said: "In ancient times when great virtues taught scriptures, even cows and tigers would bow their heads and listen. Why are you not as good as a cow?" I was stunned, this was a naked provocation.
I stood up and ignored it, and walked down the mountain.About half an hour or so later, I arrived with a cow rented from a villager at the foot of the mountain.The monk was still talking vigorously there, so I tied the cow in front of the monk.
The monk froze for a moment, looked at me and asked, "What do you mean? Why did you bring a cow?" I sneered, but I didn't understand.What I said just now, I actually forgot now.
I stretched my waist and said to him: "You said that cows and tigers will bow their heads to listen to the Buddhist scriptures. I couldn't find the tiger, so I had to find a cow. I couldn't understand, so let the cow listen to it." Let me bow my head to you!"
"You!" The monk blushed with anger, and I turned around like a normal person and went to the river over there.Then he touched two fish and came back, but the monk stopped preaching.All the people don't know where they went.
After I threw the fish into the bucket, I drove the cattle down the hill.Uncle, you are a little too young to fight with me.If it wasn't for the sake of you being a cultivator here, let's see what I can do.Why don't you just tell a scripture? As for this?Hmph, if you talk about me again, see how I deal with you.
After I returned the cow to the people, I came back here and found that the monk and the people were sitting in meditation.The Buddhist zazen is very powerful, which I also admire very much.I slowed down and walked slowly to prepare to pack the fish...
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