My years as a fortune teller

No matter what kind of ghost, or what kind of Feng Shui.We all have a way to solve it, but only the desire in people's hearts, we have no way to solve it.Sometimes sex can make a person stronger, but sometimes sex can make people fall into a bottomless abyss.

With the lighting of the human bone lamp, I gradually saw the surrounding environment clearly.This is no longer the luxury and luxury I saw when I came in, what appeared in front of us was an empty hall.

At this time, there was a burst of giggles, and then a female ghost in red appeared in front of us.Wrong not one, but a group.I looked at the teacher and master, and the two old men looked at the female ghost in red calmly.

The leading female ghost in red looked us up and down and said, "You are Taoist priests? Why did you come to our place? Is it because my aunt's intake of spirits has been reduced recently, so you send me to the door and give my aunt some supplements?"

The master and the teacher still didn't say a word, I couldn't bear it anymore, and said to the female ghost in red: "Come if you have the ability! I'm afraid that your bad teeth will break your old teeth. By the way, I have to Just to remind you, there was also an aunt a few days ago who dressed like you and said she came from the casino. She also sucked me to make up her body, but it's a pity..."

When I said this, I deliberately stopped, and the leading female ghost in red rolled her eyes, and immediately asked nervously: "What a pity? You are talking about Miss Hong, what did you do to her?"

When I heard that it was indeed a group of acquaintances, I smiled and said: "Unfortunately, it is just like you. It looks old and ugly, and it doesn't suit me. I put it in a formation and burned it with fire. It's a pity. There is not enough time to cook it, otherwise I will definitely invite you to have a taste. It is said that the braised Ligui tastes very good, and Grandpa Zhong Kui loves it."

As soon as I finished my words, I heard the teacher burst out laughing.Seeing that Master endured it, the corners of his mouth still raised several times.And the leading female ghost yelled and shook her head violently a few times.

Then I looked again, the female ghost who had black hair immediately turned into a full head of white hair, her pale face immediately became wrinkled, her eyes disappeared, and there was only a black hole left.

The teacher also joked after seeing it: "You little fat man, what are you doing to stimulate your aunt ghost? You were a pretty ghost at first, but now you have stimulated him, and now he has become old and ugly. Show him the mirror , at least dress up, or how can we collect it!" Said the teacher said Jiang Xin mirror authentically into my hand.

I immediately understood what the teacher meant, and leaned the mirror against my arms.He took a few steps forward and said, "Auntie, I'm sorry, I provoked you just now. You can see that you are so beautiful, but you are so ugly after being stimulated by me. I will lend you the mirror, and you can clean it up after looking at it. But in advance, you You'll see what you look like later, so don't be scared and yell."

As I said that, I turned the mirror over, recited the Lihuo mantra in my heart, and handed the mirror to the leading female ghost.I saw a golden light shoot out from the mirror, and shot directly at the leading female ghost in red.

Hearing it cry out in pain, the flames spread rapidly from its body.At this time, the rest of the female ghosts in red shrank back in fright, trying to escape quickly.

But there is no chance, just listen to the master and the teacher's ghost-binding curse at the same time.The Ghost Binding Mantra recited by Master and Teacher at the same time is many times more powerful than the one I recited.

I saw that all the red-clothed ghosts couldn't move anymore, they just kept struggling and screaming.The teacher said at this time: "Little fat man, stop looking in the mirror and take out the gourd from my bag."

As soon as I heard it, I understood that the teacher was going to take all these female ghosts in red.Then try to eliminate the hostility in their hearts, and then reincarnate them as human beings. .

I immediately walked around behind the teacher and took out the gourd from his cloth bag.I originally wanted to use the gourd to catch the female ghost in red, but the teacher snatched it away.Without saying a word, unscrew the lid of the gourd.He silently recited the incantation of collecting ghosts, and put all the female ghosts in red into the gourd.

I thought the teacher was afraid that I would take the gourd as my own?After looking at it, I realized that the teacher can take in five or six ghosts at a time, but I can take in at most one at a time.Hey, it seems that I have to continue to study hard!

After collecting the red-clothed female ghost, the teacher shook the gourd and said to Master and me: "Old Master Shui, this is the first time that my Purple Star Nine-Turn Gourd has collected so many ghosts. It was in my master's hand. I have never taken in so many ghosts. Where do you think that evil spirit gathered so many ghosts..."

Before the teacher finished speaking, the master called out to be careful, then pulled my collar and dodged aside.When the teacher heard it, he ran a few steps quickly, and then jumped into the air.

I saw two long things flying past us, and quickly flew back.I looked down and saw a small man who was not tall, holding long things in each hand, staring at us with red eyes.

When I saw it, it was an old acquaintance—a thousand-year-old little ghost king.Immediately said to the master and the teacher: "Master, teacher, this is the thousand-year-old little ghost king. You see, in order to welcome us, he cut off his own penis again. Do you think this child is too polite!"

As soon as I finished speaking, Master patted my head lightly.Later, Master once told Mrs. Yuanyin about this matter, and said that Teacher and I were born to be demon hunters.Not only did the ridicule come out of the same mold, but the methods were somewhat similar.

When the teacher heard that this was the thousand-year-old little ghost king, he took a few steps forward and looked at it, "Master Shui, why is this the thousand-year-old little ghost king? Why do I look like an ordinary little ghost king?"

The master also looked up and down, and suddenly clapped his hands and said: "I know, this is just the air of a thousand-year-old imp. A little ghost king."

The teacher immediately said: "I know, that is, in the Song and Yuan Dynasties, someone refined the little ghost king and poured corpse oil on the little ghost king. But the little ghost king couldn't absorb all the corpse oil. So the corpse oil flowed down. And the corpse oil that flows down is also mixed with the corpse oil of the little ghost king himself. Gather these corpse oils and use them to sacrifice the little ghost in front of you. A thousand-year-old little ghost king will be formed."

I was directly depressed, this is the time.Master and teacher actually still have the heart to discuss how this little ghost king came out here.I am really convinced, this is the real Mount Tai collapsed in front of me, without changing my face.

After the teacher finished speaking, he looked the little ghost king up and down several times and said, "Boy, come quickly and show grandpa how good you are."

Unexpectedly, the little ghost king snorted and didn't respond.Saying that hands are crossed on the chest, and some spell is silently muttered in the mouth.Suddenly, with both hands straightened, two green flames shot straight at us.

I heard the teacher shout: "Oh! This kid is better than the little fat guy, and he knows the Nine Nether Fire. Quickly move, the fire is poisonous." The person has already moved aside.Master pulled me to the other side quickly.

The little ghost king saw us and hid.He laughed for a while, and said: "Boy, I brought two immortals. Do you think I will be afraid? Surrender obediently, otherwise there will be more powerful ones."

As soon as I heard this, I broke away from Master's hand and jumped out.Waving the silver slave, draw a "thunder" character in the air, and then silently recite the sky thunder spell.A thunderbolt hit the little ghost king viciously.

Because I jumped out suddenly, the little ghost king was not on guard, and was hit by my sky thunder.He fell heavily to the side, with a little black smoke rising from his body.

The teacher walked out and said, "You can't be quiet, kid, you jumped out suddenly. You're going to scare me and Old Taoist Shui to death." After speaking, he took a look from a distance, and the little ghost king who was lying on the side said to the master: "Shui Old Daoist, do you think this little ghost king is too careless to be beaten so lightly by the little fat man? Could it be that he died, this is too unreasonable!"

As soon as the teacher finished speaking, he saw the little ghost king slowly crawling down from the ground.Then he looked at us with a strange smile, and said: "With this little ability, it's like beating me. You guys underestimate me too much. If it's so easy, am I still the king of ghosts?"

Said to turn quickly.I looked at the master and teacher and said: "Maoshan five ghosts, its younger brothers are about to come out. This is the most powerful killer move."

As soon as I finished speaking, I saw five identical little ghosts standing opposite, except for their different clothes, the rest were exactly the same.

The teacher glanced at it and said: "It seems to be the five ghosts, but there are too many fake things in it, making it nondescript. Don't hesitate to get rid of these five little ghosts first, no matter how you look at it, they are also diehards. "

As soon as the teacher finished speaking, he saw three little devils standing below, and two little devils standing on the shoulders of the three little devils.I don't know what to say in my mouth, and I saw five weapons pointing at the sky together.

The master yelled: "Hide quickly, the Nine Thunders of the Netherworld." He took a measuring ruler and silently recited the divine mantra to block in front of me.The teacher also held the Jiang Xin mirror, shining a golden light.Hearing the sound of thunder in the air, the master and the teacher both took a step back.