My years as a fortune teller

Master suddenly said that I had completely angered this ghost, but I remembered that I had completely eradicated it!Why did the master say that if I provoked it, it would be hard to go on the road in the future?

Master looked back at me, and said without expression on his face, "Do you think you have really eradicated it?" Is there any need to ask this question?I definitely think so, and I can assure you I do.

The teacher looked at me and said, "Silly fat man, if this ghost was so easy to deal with, I wouldn't have told you on the phone. If you want to really destroy this ghost, you must find its soul."

"Wait!" I hurriedly interrupted the teacher and asked, "You mean this ghost also has a soul? You're not mistaken, only those who have cultivated to a certain level can have a soul. It's just a ghost. How can a ghost have a primordial spirit?"

Master patted me and said to me: "Do you still remember the snake spirit that was given to me back then?" I thought about it and nodded immediately.I heard the master say: "The experience of this ghost is somewhat similar to that of the snake spirit."

I opened my mouth wide and looked at Master, and said after a long time: "Is this ghost also attached to the snake spirit that was hit by the thunder after it died? But if this is the case, it should look like a snake. How is it possible?" Is it a ghost?"

Uncle Liu then said: "To be precise, both of them are dead, so it has a lot of hostility and resentment. We all thought it was dead, but we didn't expect it to be alive."

I blinked, looked at several masters and said, "Why does it feel like you all know it? Did you all fight it back then?" This question surprised me.

Uncle Xuan He looked at Master and said, "Master Shui, let me talk about this matter. I was the one who picked it back then, so let me tell this matter to Fat Boy." Master nodded.

I'm dizzy, it's actually related to several masters!No wonder the teacher told me again and again when he called me.I just don't know who is right and who is wrong in this matter.

Uncle Xuan He sighed and said to me: "When your master and the old lunatic traveled around the world, they met me and Daoist Zhengqing at the junction of Fujian and Jiangxi. I knew Taoist Shui the first time, so we sat on the ground. We started talking about Taoism. Then Zhenghe also came, that is, the old Zhao head in your mouth. Everyone practiced different methods, so the debate was fierce. Just when we couldn’t argue, your Uncle Liu came down from Longhu Mountain We also met together."

The flesh on my face jumped a few more times when I heard this, although these people were very young at the time.But they have already achieved success in practice. Although they are not as ordinary as they are now, they were considered outstanding at that time.If they were arguing about cultivation at that time, no one would be convinced.

Uncle Xuanhe said indifferently: "At that time, your master was a little older, and the rest were not much different. Moreover, my master was also a well-known high-level Taoist. So when we argued, no one was willing to give in. We have been arguing After three days and three nights, I remember that everyone did not eat or drink at that time. They were just fighting there, and they must believe that their method is the number one."

I'm dizzy, it seems that several masters were like me when they were young, they were straight-tempered when they said it nicely, and they were a bit silly when they said it badly.But if it were me, I wouldn't argue.There is nothing to argue about. Even if yours is the best, it must be suitable for my study. There is no point in arguing so much.

Uncle Xuanhe looked at me and said, "Did you think we were jerks when we were young, arguing over such trivial things?" I don't know why he asked me.

But I thought about it, nodded and said: "Yes, but you can't use the word jerk. Argument is good, and there is development when there is argument. But there is no need to chatter, you can do what you think is good." Practice. I think I’m good, so practice according to me. If you fight too much, you might as well be a shit!”

Master patted me on the head, and I immediately knew that I had said something wrong.Uncle Liu clapped his hands, and said haha, "Haha, this bullshit is very good. Don't say that this kid is really weird, but he can think so. Old Taoist Shui, you have a good vision!"

Uncle Xuanhe shook his head and said: "Yes, this bullshit works well. At that time, we just couldn't turn this corner. If we could figure it out then, it wouldn't be such a trouble today!"

I was stunned for a moment, and then I heard Master Xuanhe say: "None of us can convince anyone, so we made an appointment to find something. Then, according to our own cultivation skills, let this thing recover quickly."

I thought about it, and said to Uncle Xuanhe: "You mean to find a wounded spirit. Whether it's a demon, a spirit, or a ghost, you must use your own method to make it recover quickly?"

Uncle Xuanhe nodded, pointed at the teacher and said, "This is the idea of ​​the old lunatic, it sounds crazy. So he also started to call the lunatic later, and specially posted a post to inform us." I heard this and looked back teacher.

Uncle Liu went on to say: "This is crazy, but even Shui Lao Dao didn't object. So we agreed on a time limit of ten days and started searching in the nearby mountains."

Uncle Xuan He smiled wryly and said: "I found it first, and I signaled them to come over. Fat boy, do you know what I found?" I shook my head.Uncle Xuanhe continued: "A snake spirit that was struck by lightning, but there is a person under its tail."

I immediately understood that this person was the flesh body of that evil spirit.It seems that several masters, Taoist priest Zhengqing and his wife used spells together to save this person.This compares the superiority!According to the plot of the movie, it should look like this.

Uncle Xuanhe looked at me and said, "You probably guessed that this person is the body of an evil ghost. Actually, he was not dead at the time, and we guessed from the items he brought with him that he might be a fellow Taoist of Lushan. "

Needless to say, I know everything, since I am also a fellow Taoist, I will definitely help.Besides, even if they are not fellow daoists, they will still help them if they are ordinary people.This is their nature and there is no way to change it.But why, Master Xuanhe said it was because of him.

Uncle Xuanhe looked at me and said: "But Zhengqing and Zhenghe recognized him, saying that this Taoist priest is not only a master in Lushan, but also a flower picker. I decided to save him. I pulled the snake spirit's stomach open, took out the inner alchemy, and used my own technique to put the inner alchemy into his body."

I was completely speechless, knowing that I was a flower picker, but I still wanted to treat him like this.A bit like a farmer and a snake, if that would get rid of him, there really wouldn't be so many troubles now.Alas, it seems that sometimes, being a bad person is also a difficult thing.

Uncle Liu smiled wryly, and said to me: "You're right, sometimes it's very difficult to be a bad person. I saw that he used his own martial arts, and I was anxious to go up immediately. Except for Shui Laodao, almost everyone Everyone seems to have gone up. In this way, we rescued him and caused ourselves a lot of trouble."

The teacher then said to me: "When he opened his eyes, I remember very clearly that there was a thunderbolt on a sunny day. At that time, except for Shui Laodao, we all consumed a lot of energy. If it weren't for Uncle Qian and your uncle If it appears. It is estimated that none of us can survive. The inner alchemy of the snake spirit is poisonous and has completely invaded his brain. Let him become fierce, and the first thing he does when he opens his eyes is to suck our Yuanyang When Old Taoist Shui and his men were exhausted from fighting, Uncle Qian and your Uncle Master appeared. Only then did we subdue this monster, and we were naturally punished severely. We were supposed to get rid of him, but it happened that the bitter Zen Master Ran passed by, but he just abolished his Taoism and imprisoned the inner alchemy, and then was taken away by Zen Master Kuran!"

I frowned and said, "Why did you let a monk take it away? Is there any problem here?" The teacher sighed and nodded.I suddenly knew why the Zen master had to take it away.Alas, it seems that good intentions cause disaster...