My years as a fortune teller

While thinking, I followed Cui Erye into the living room of Fatty Liu's house.This is a living room with extremely simple decoration, except for a square table and a few chairs, there is nothing else in it.

There is a room on the left side of the living room, and half a curtain covered with oil stains hangs on the door.I guess this small room should be the kitchen, and there is also a small room with a closed door opposite the kitchen.It is estimated that there are people living in it.Fatty Liu said with a smile, "Big Fatty, Second Master's bedroom is up there. I'll take you up later."

Second Master Cui and I nodded, and Fatty Liu continued: "Second Master, Fatty, the meal is not ready yet. I'll take you out for a walk."

"Okay!" Without waiting for Cui Erye to express his opinion, I rushed to agree.First, I want to see the surrounding environment in order to confirm my speculation; second, since I came out, I definitely want to enjoy the rural scenery.

Fatty Liu led the way without waiting for Second Master Cui to agree. Second Master Cui and I followed Fatty Liu, chatting while walking around the village.

Until we turned around the whole village, we came to a row of fruit trees.Sitting on the ground under a fruit tree, Fatty Liu took out a cigarette courteously.

Cui Erye and I lit our cigarettes, and I looked up at the green apples on the tree. "Fatty Liu, where's your mother? Why don't you see the old lady?" Second Master Cui asked.

Fatty Liu took a puff of his cigarette and said, "What about it? It's in the small room next to the living room just now..." "Is your mother and your wife having a tense relationship?" I immediately interjected.

"Hey, isn't it! I'm so annoyed by the noise every day." Fatty Liu said helplessly.After the cigarette is finished, it's not too early to see.

I stood up and lifted my pants and said, "Let's go, go back to eat, the second master is still busy this afternoon..." As I spoke, I kicked the fruit tree.Fatty Liu also stood up and said, "That's right, I'll trouble the two of you this afternoon." After finishing, he also kicked the fruit tree.Before Erye Cui had time to stand up, he saw something fall from the fruit tree and cover Erye Cui's head.

When I looked back, it turned out that Erye Cui's head was covered with a piece of women's underwear.I don't know if it's because Erye Cui's head is relatively small, or if his underwear is too big, which just fits Erye Cui's head.

Both Fatty Liu and I were taken aback for a moment, and Erye Cui took off the lingerie covering his head and took a look: "***, why is this thing...".

After finishing speaking, two chestnuts came to Fatty Liu's head, and then he kicked hard at the fruit tree twice, cursing and limping towards Fatty Liu's house.

Seeing the angry look of Cui Erye and the scene just now, Fatty Liu and I laughed wildly.Cui Erye turned around and gave me a hand, pulled his face and said angrily: "Xiao Zhang, let's go, where is this f***ing place, as soon as I come here, I will give Er Ye such a bad luck..." I know Cui Er Ye A little angry.

Looking at the angry Second Master Cui, Fatty Liu hurriedly ran a few steps, followed behind him and kept apologizing: "Second Master, I didn't mean to, and besides, I didn't know there was such a thing on it!  … "

I also suppressed a smile to persuade Cui Erye.When we approached Fatty Liu's house, Second Master Cui grabbed my neck with one hand and Fatty Liu's neck with the other and said viciously: "If you two boys dare to tell what happened just now, be careful that Second Master pulls your neck out!" Skin."

Fatty Liu and I held back our laughter, nodded and said, "Don't dare, dare not, absolutely dare not...".Second Master Cui let go and still grabbed Fatty Liu and said, "Especially you, keep your mouth shut, or..."

Fatty Liu stared and swore, before Second Master Cui let him go.The three of us entered Fatty Liu's house one by one.

I saw three or four dishes already placed on the square table in the living room.Fatty Liu greeted us to sit down, and went to the room opposite the kitchen to invite his mother out, together with the old lady and Fatty Liu's sons and daughters.

The older girl is only 6.7 years old, and the younger boy is only 3.4 years old.Fatty Liu introduced us to the old lady, and then took care of us.

Fatty Liu's mother sat on the top with her grandson, Erye Cui and I sat on both sides of the old man in turn, and Fatty Liu and his daughter sat opposite the old lady.I winked at Fatty Liu: "Go ask your wife to eat with you, what else are you doing?"

Fatty Liu chuckled: "I'm making noodles for you two! I'll be here later." The old lady glared at Fatty Liu, and snorted heavily.

After a while, Fatty Liu's wife served several bowls of hand-rolled noodles.Respectfully, he brought a bowl to the old lady: "Mom, eat noodles." The old lady didn't even look at it, and just fed her grandson the vegetables.

Looking at the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, I shook my head secretly.Then I brought a bowl of noodles to Fatty Cui Erye and me.Cui Erye was talking nonsense with the old lady while eating noodles.

Although the food is not as delicious as the restaurants outside, it tastes like a farmhouse and has a special flavor.Fatty Liu's wife saw that I didn't eat meat, so she quickly pointed to a plate of meat dishes with chopsticks and asked me to eat some meat.

I waved my hands and said, "Thank you. I've been a vegetarian recently and don't eat meat." Fatty Liu said to his wife, "Don't worry about him, he's all his own. He can eat whatever he wants."

As he was talking, he suddenly saw Fatty Liu's daughter holding a small bowl with some vegetables in it, turned around and walked towards the stairs.

"Hey, I don't know what's wrong with this baby? It's been like this every day recently, and when it's time to eat, I pick up some food and go upstairs." Fatty Liu's wife said helplessly.

As soon as I heard this, I hurriedly looked in the direction the little girl was walking, and saw the little girl walking with the bowl in her hand without looking back. The moment she went upstairs, the little girl looked at us, showed a weird smile and hurried away. went upstairs.Except for me, maybe everyone was eating without noticing.

After lunch, the old lady took her grandson to rest.Fatty Liu's wife went to the field after finishing the housework.Cui Erye took the compass and I turned around in front of and behind the house.

Fatty Liu followed us attentively, offering cigarettes from time to time.Unknowingly, it was dinner time, and when the meal was over, the little girl walked upstairs again like noon, but this time she didn't look back.

After dinner, Erye Cui and I separated from Fatty Liu and arranged in two guest rooms upstairs.My house is right next to the little girl's room.

After talking a few words with Cui Erye, I greeted Fatty Liu, and I went back to my room to meditate.Start together as usual.

About half an hour later, a cool breeze blew across my cheeks.Ji Lingling, I fought a cold war.Immediately afterwards, a woman appeared in front of me with a gloomy face, staring at me with a pair of resentful eyes.

No, I was shocked.I am meditating with my eyes closed, how could someone appear in front of my eyes.No, I met a ghost and I was shocked...there is a ghost in this house....

Practitioners know that meditation requires meditation.Absolutely no interference from foreign objects, let alone harassment by evil objects.

I have practiced for more than ten years, except that at the beginning I could not meditate occasionally and needed Master to protect the Dharma. Later, no matter what the situation was, I would protect my body with secret mantras every time I meditated, so it is generally There will be no dirty things, even if there are, they dare to show themselves blatantly.

How dare a ghost come out to provoke me today, well, I have no choice but to show you some color.While chanting the mantra silently in my heart, the gesture gradually changed into: palms facing each other, right middle finger holding the left ring finger, left middle finger holding the right ring finger, left little finger protruding from the second ring finger, palms together.

The thumb of the left hand, the index finger and the big, index, and little fingers of the right hand are straightened upwards.If you are a ghost who knows a little bit about the market, you should hide away when you see my gesture, but this one not only doesn't hide, but even shows a mocking look.

Well, you continue to wait.Taking advantage of the trend, the thumb of my left hand clasped the index finger and middle finger, pressed on the ring finger, and the little finger was slightly bent.The whole hand forms a fist shape.The index finger of the right hand is pressed against the ring finger, and the remaining three fingers are straightened outward.He silently recited the mantra in his heart, quickly stretched out his left hand and shouted: "Broken".Just hearing a bang, the female ghost in front of me immediately curled up in the corner of the wall.

Just when I was about to continue using this trick, I felt a powerful force pressing down on me, making me unable to breathe...