My years as a fortune teller

The first ray of sunlight in the morning shone on me through the window, and I stretched hard.Yawning and slowly sitting up, while rubbing his eyes covered with gum, he shouted: "Keep quiet!"

"Here we come!" A voice answered, and gently opened the door and entered.He came to me and said in a low voice: "Uncle Master woke up, did you sleep well last night?"

"Yeah" I didn't turn my head but just hummed lightly, which was considered a reply.Stretching his neck a little, he turned around and asked, "Teacher, are you out of the customs? Where are your master and the others?"

Standing in front of me was a boy of fifteen or sixteen years old. He was the boy who was arranged by the teacher to take care of me after we returned to Luofu Mountain with the teacher.I was of the same generation as his master, so he called me Shishu.

"Master hasn't left the customs yet?" He replied softly: "Master and Uncle He Suming have just finished their morning class, and this club is taking a break. Uncle, what can you do?"

"I'm fine," I replied, "Go get me a basin of water, and I'll wash up."

"Yes, I'll go right away. Master wait a moment!" He turned around and walked out of the room slowly, closing the door gently.

I clearly remember that day I got on the elevator with Master and Teacher, and went back to the guest room to have a look.The four of Fang Junnan were still sitting in the formation, at first we thought we would only be there for one night.As a result, after careful questioning, it was actually the noon of the next day.They just sat there and waited for us for a day and two nights.

The master shook his head and told them that the matter had been dealt with and they could go out now, and no evil spirits would trouble them any more.When the four of them heard it, they all fell down, and after a while, there was a sound of snoring.

Seeing this, not only me but the teacher and master also let out a helpless sigh.We rested in the guest room for another afternoon, and saw four people lying on the ground sleeping soundly at night.Let me pinch, pinch, hit and kick all wake up.

After the four of them woke up reluctantly, they looked at me stupidly.I didn't say anything, and told them to go and make a meal quickly, and the hotel will be able to open normally tomorrow.An Demin didn't believe it at first, but when he saw his master nodding at last, he jumped up excitedly.

If you insist on pulling us out to eat, the first is that I am injured, and the second is that Master and the teacher are very tired.He politely refused.When An Demin saw it, he took Sister Cheng out to get a big table of food and came back, and opened a bottle of wine.Master, my teacher and I just ate some simple vegetarian dishes. , and rested in meditation.

The next day, we changed the feng shui of the casino, and repeatedly told Fang Junnan not to open a casino in the future.When it was over, I was afraid that Fang Junnan would forget the pain when his scar healed, so I threatened him that if he opened a casino again, the kid would come back to find him...

At this time the door opened slowly, and Shou Jing came in with a basin of water.He looked at me and said, "Master, the water is ready, please wash your face quickly! Master asked me to tell you that the master will leave the customs at the time of application, please go and meet him."

I nodded, got dressed and went to wash my face.It has been almost a month since I arrived at Luofu Mountain, and the injury on my foot is almost healed.

During this month, I almost made Luofu Mountain very restless.Many Taoist priests on the mountain saw me and avoided me.Some were even more victorious, closing the door as soon as they saw me.I also gave it the nickname "Mt. Zhongnan's Disaster". I don't know who I have harmed at Mount Zhongnan, but I know that the practitioners here have indeed been harmed by me.

Luofu Mountain is located in Changning County, Huizhou, Guangdong. It is one of the ten famous mountains of Taoism in China and is known as "the first mountain in South of the Five Ridges".

During the Eastern Jin Dynasty, Ge Hongge, one of the four celestial masters, cultivated Taoism and alchemy in the mountains, collected medicines to help the world, wrote books and established theories, and created the inner alchemy that influenced the development of Taoism in later generations--Dan Ding School, and created Jiutian Temple, Huanglong Temple, Chongxu Temple, Crispy Mash Temple, and White Crane Temple.As a result, Luofu Mountain has become a famous Taoist mountain in the south of the Five Ridges, and a large number of immortals and aspirants come here to learn and ask questions.

Master Wang Chongyang of the Quanzhen School in the late Southern Song Dynasty fully comprehended and comprehended Inner Alchemy, and created the Quanzhen School of Taoism that practiced with Inner Alchemy.Since then, the Quanzhen sect, which focuses on inner alchemy practice, has grown rapidly, and has become the only other major Taoist sect that can compete with the Zhengyi sect that dominates the "Three Mountains" with talismans as the mainstay.

Because my teacher has a high seniority, he practiced in a small Taoist temple in the back mountain.So every time I come back, I will attract a large number of practitioners from the mountain to visit.

Especially after coming back this time, plus my master.The people who came to visit were like a tide, wave after wave.In the end, after discussing with each other, the two elders went directly to retreat.

Fortunately, the small Taoist temple was arranged by the government, and a disciple of the teacher and brother took over as the host.By the way, this host is still my brother, but he is over 60.

Many people in Taoist temples who are about the same age as me call me Shishu, and some call me Shishuzu. There is no way who can call me older?The good point is that there are relatively few Taoist priests in the Taoist temple, or else it really annoys me to death.

So relying on the seniority, and the backing of the teacher, he has a very strong waist.If you have nothing to do, go to the scripture storage room of this Taoist temple to have a look, or go to the scripture storage building of that temple if you have something to do.Seeing that there are better classics, I just go ahead without saying hello.It's almost done after going back to see, and then send someone to deliver it.

Because many classics are Ming and Qing editions, or the Republic of China.The paper quality is very bad, so a lot of it is damaged, which is not what I want.

Sometimes I'm bored and can't sleep. When I see Taoist priests and monks doing evening classes, I can't help but pull them over to chat with me.

I remember one time, a middle-aged monk in his forties was meditating in a relatively hidden place in the back mountain.It is said that his meditation is very powerful and is not affected by anyone or anything.I came across it by accident, and you said I could not try it.

So I sat next to him and sang softly: "Little monk, with a bald head, wearing cassocks, and the little wooden fish beeping..." It wasn't any obscenity, so I sang it The first time, and the second time, before halfway through singing, people turn over and leave.

Later, I actually heard: "Such an unpleasant voice, almost catching up with howling ghosts and wolves. I actually sang to him..." Your meditation is very powerful, sir, I just sang casually, and you couldn't sit still.Dare to learn Buddhism...

Another time, a monk led all the believers to release animals there.When I saw it, I went over to him and asked him, what if the released animals died after they were released?The little monk was at a loss for words for a while, and the believers behind him were unwilling and insisted on reasoning with me.I told them that these things are domesticated and cannot survive in the wild, especially fish.

As a result, people didn't believe it, so they insisted on releasing him.The next day, there was a lot of dead fish floating on the river, which attracted the names of the surrounding villages to catch them first, and the TV station even came to interview them.And the chicken that was released!bird!He didn't adapt to the wild life, either he was caught by the villagers, or he was eaten by some wild beasts.

Out of good intentions, I went to the temple every day to talk about the biological chain to the monks.Or should I remind them to eat some meat properly so that they can replenish their body's nutrition...

Or occasionally talk to the young monks about the Taoist longevity technique or the technique in the room.Some young monks blushed and ran away, and some had physical reactions... To be honest, I had good intentions, and I became the most unpopular person in the temple.

As for those Taoist priests, they are really pitiful.Every time I go to these Taoist temples for a walk, I see things like cornucopias offered to gods, or consecrated dragon turtles.I asked them why the Taoist temple put these things?

I didn't expect it to be all one sentence, where to put it, if someone invites it, please spend some money to put it at home, to ward off evil spirits and increase wealth or something.

As soon as I heard it, I'll leave it to me, and all the customers of Xiaoye need it.Wrap up the spell, turn around and leave.If anyone stops me, just say: "If you have any opinions, tell my teacher. If my teacher wants me to let him go..." After speaking, he turned around and left, leaving behind a bunch of stunned Taoist priests.

There is a well in the Taoist temple here, which is said to be the well used by Ge Zhenren to make alchemy. It is usually covered with an iron cover and a lock is locked on it.Except for major festivals, it is generally not opened. As a result, I have a barrel a day after I go there, and I have to pack it first...

There is no way to tell me that my teacher has a seniority, even if the leader of the Religious Affairs Bureau comes, he has to give up three points.That Taoist temple will be elected as a host, and my teacher's opinion is very important.So with the teacher around, no one dared to touch me.This is called a fox pretending to be a tiger...

Because I practiced in Zhongnan Mountain, everyone secretly called me "Zhongnan Mountain disaster".Later, I still heard that it doesn't matter if there is a disaster, it is a disaster.If I don't harm you, how can I have a great way...