My years as a fortune teller

Seeing all the ghosts jumping up nervously on guard, I suddenly realized that I was a little reckless.After all, he had an invisibility talisman on his body, and he was having a good time. It was really wrong to shout like that.In fact, don't call it a ghost, even people will get angry when they are frightened while playing cards.

So I don't dare to speak now, I can only watch quietly, hoping that this matter will pass like this.But the tree wants to be quiet but the wind doesn't stop, a tall and fierce ghost actually scolded me, and the more he scolded, the worse it sounded, and there were several ghosts who followed suit.

It seems that I can't keep silent anymore, if I continue to be scolded by a few ghosts, I will lose face too much.Besides, if you don't restrain them, maybe they will make another mess later.

Thinking of this, I cleared my throat and said, "Who are you scolding? I'll get down to you, sir. Standing so high, you think I can't see you, right? You son of a bitch, I don't want to mess around anymore, I can't stop scolding!"

I was walking while cursing, so these ghosts didn't know my specific direction.The ghost who was still full of resentment was clever, and immediately guessed that it was me.Quickly asked: "Could it be you?"

"It's not me, who else could it be?" I walked up to it while talking, and at the same time tore off the invisibility talisman on my body.When I appeared in front of them, all the ghosts panicked.Some ghosts immediately turned and fled in fright, while others looked for places to hide.But those ghosts who scolded me just now, and the ghosts who were full of resentment did not move.

I was about to speak to the ghost full of resentment, when the leader ghost said angrily, "It was you, fat man, who disrupted our game just now?" He called me a dead fat man.

I got angry all of a sudden, pointed at it and said, "What did you call me just now? Call me again if you have the guts to try!" As I spoke, I pointed a sword formula with my left hand at the ghost!

The ghost who was the leader scolding me saw it, and immediately softened his tone: "I just called out casually, just now you messed up our game. I happened to win money, so I was a little angry."

I saw that his tone softened, and I also put down the sword formula and said: "I didn't mean it just now, I just saw that this guy was too memorized. He actually lost with a good hand of cards, so I shouted out in a moment of impatience."

"So you are a master!" The leading ghost said with a smirk: "How about we play two games? Don't worry, we won't play tricks, we will do whatever we want."

The uncle is playing with me, the bastard just doesn't want to mess around!I still don't know what they mean, if I lose, I want to leave half my life or do something for them.You can still fool me with such a trick, you underestimate me.

Thinking of this, I smiled and said: "Yes, but I'm afraid you can't afford to lose! You'd better discuss it. If you can afford to lose, we will win or lose. My bet is very simple. If you lose, listen to me. I If you lose, listen to you!"

Since you want to play with me, why don't you subdue these ghosts.Maybe you can help me in the future, why not do this kind of business without losing money?Thinking about it, I laughed!

The ghost full of resentment pulled me, and said in a low voice: "I know you are very powerful. This kid was originally a fool. He played tricks in the hospital and died in the end. So after becoming a ghost, he is still the boss here. The two fights with me were as desperate as they were alive."

I looked back at it, and said with a slight smile: "Anyway, I still have a way to deal with this kind of small character. You can just watch the show later, and definitely let it know what an expert is!"

The leading ghost suddenly called all the ghosts to discuss. From the fact that it summoned all the ghosts, it can be seen that this guy does have some skills.It seems that subduing such a ghost is also necessary.

After a long while, it looked back at me and said, "That's it. Remember that if you lose, you can listen to me. Now you can choose, whether it is a pair, mahjong, or digging holes. !"

I stretched my waist and said: "Mahjong is too slow, I don't know anything else, just dig a hole! If you can't do it, you can also fight the landlord. You can just call me when you make your choice." I said with a smile.

They quickly chose a ghost and sat there with the leading ghost.I stretched and suddenly: palms facing each other, the middle finger of the right hand is holding the ring finger of the left hand, the middle finger of the left hand is holding the ring finger of the right hand, and the little finger of the left hand is stretched out from the second ring finger.

This is the Ghost Binding Art, which is known to all ghosts, so when I took out this hand art, everyone including the leading ghost was taken aback.It was too late to even run away, so they stood there stupidly.These ghosts all knew that it would be a piece of cake to deal with them with such a hand.

I let go of my hand and patted it and said, "I'm sorry, it's a natural habit. Sometimes I always pick up my hand like this. In fact, it's nothing. Don't be afraid." Yu took it out and put it in another pocket.

Although these ghosts didn't know it was a blood jade, the red light emitted by the blood jade still startled them.I did this on purpose, just to let them know not to play tricks on me.

The ghost sitting opposite the leading ghost immediately stood up and said, "I'm not feeling well, let's play with you!" Then he stood up and was about to run.The leading ghost didn't even have time to scream!

"Stop!" I yelled, walked over to sit down, and said, "Just now you scolded me very fiercely, so you want to run away like this? There is no door. Now that you are sitting at the gambling table, you have to finish playing Go! Otherwise, you will not give me face, be careful that I will lose my temper!"

The ghost who had run away turned back and sat opposite the leading ghost.The two ghosts bit their ears and said a few words, then began to shuffle and deal the cards.I know this is negotiating how to punish me, I have seen this kind of scene a lot.For ordinary people, it may start to work, but for me, don't even think about it.

I deliberately took a hand sword in my right hand and put it under my chin to look at the two ghosts.Then he picked up the card with his left hand and looked at it, how could I be so disgusting.If you want a link and no link, you want a bomb and no bomb, the biggest one took a two.

But I still snatched the landlord. As for how to play, I have already prepared in my heart.I took out the [-]**, threw it on the table and said, "Lianzi!"

All the ghosts were stunned, and then I continued to hold my hand and said: "Why don't you want it? If not, I will continue to play cards!" As I spoke, I pointed my hand at them.

Both ghosts swallowed their saliva and shook their heads, and then I continued to mix and match cards like this.The two ghosts just took a look, no one dared to take the cards in my hand.It's just staring there, not even having the courage to draw your own cards.

After I played the last card, I clapped my hands and said, "Okay, you lost, and I will be the boss here from now on. If anyone refuses to accept it, you can come out now and go heads-up."

The leading ghost snapped away the cards and said, "You cheated and threatened us not to give up the cards. This card is not counted. I will ask for a fair play again, or I will not be convinced." He looked at the card angrily. with me.

"Fair?" I looked at it and said, "Is there any fairness in this world? You are ghosts and I am human. It is not fair to play cards together. What are you telling me about fairness here? Isn't that just nonsense?" ! If you don’t accept it, come up and challenge. If you don’t have that ability, just shut up and sit down!”

I basically yelled to sit down, and the leading ghost took a look around and sat down quietly.I glared at it and said, "Don't think I'm afraid of you just because you're a ghost. To me, you're not as good as a tree. So you better be honest, or I'll kill you more easily than crush an ant."

After speaking, he looked back at the ghost full of resentment, pointed to it and said, "From now on, this will be my spokesperson. I will tell you through it. If you let me know who of you dares to harm others, don't use my law." It’s just a ghost-binding curse and I can take care of you.” After speaking, he greeted the ghost full of resentment, and walked out the door.To deal with these ghosts, you can't be pleasant, you must restrain them.Otherwise, sooner or later, I will rebel against you, so I have to find a way to transcend them...