My years as a fortune teller

It was already late at night when we got home, and Chi Chao and Siyan were sleeping on the sofa.Jin Nantian and I didn't wake them up either, and went to the bedroom.Originally, I wanted to huddle with Jin Nantian on the bed, but I know he is good at talking in sleep.So I took my thick clothes and went out to the living room outside to sleep.

Xiang, who was sleeping, was shaken awake from the dream.I yawned and rubbed my eyes to see that it was Chi Chao.After stretching, he stood up and said, "What time is it, did you bother you last night?"

Chi Chao shook his head and said to me: "Little uncle, why don't you go to sleep in the bedroom? We both slept in the study because we were afraid that you would come back late at night. Why don't you go in and squeeze with Master Jin?" Just a little bit!"

I stood up and moved my body and said: "I want to squeeze in too. The problem is that someone talks too much in sleep at night. If you listen carefully, it almost looks like a novel. So forget it, I will find a quiet place Just a place to rest."

"Shout!" Jin Nantian stood at the door of the bedroom and said, "This seems to be talking about me! Sigh, I don't know who sleeps like thunder, but who would have the nerve to say that I am talking in my sleep. One is wearing crotch pants, Don't make fun of anyone who is naked."

I smiled and looked at Chi Chao and said: "How was yesterday, what kind of changes did that guy have? Now we have confirmed that he is the murderer who killed the girl. Now let's see how to lure him out. You Looking at his whereabouts in the past two days, there is nothing that can be used for reference."

Chi Chao thought for a while and said to me: "Little uncle, this kid went to the hospital yesterday. Guess which department he is studying?" Why is it such a magical question?I am not a god, let alone clairvoyant, how could I know.

Chi Chao didn't wait for me to speak, and said with a smile, "He went to the Department of Reproductive Diseases. By the way, it's also called the Department of Urology. When I inquired later, it turned out that it specializes in the treatment of sexually transmitted diseases. What does this kid think?" STD, so I ran to get treatment."

I stared at him in a daze and said, "Are you sure?" Chi Chao nodded, and I looked at him and said, "I remember that Director Ren said that several girls got genital warts, a venereal disease. It is estimated that criminals will also get it." Could it be that Wen Xinghe really got this kind of disease?"

Jin Nantian came out of the bathroom and said to me: "What else are you thinking about? Didn't Granny Huang explain everything clearly yesterday! Why are you thinking about these things here again? You really are looking for trouble."

I smiled and said, "Isn't this trying to verify all kinds of evidence! Now that all the evidence is concentrated on him, then I can feel more at ease in everything I do."

Just as he was talking, there was a knock on the door. It was usually Gao Shengwen and Cui Erye so early.But the sound of knocking on the door didn't sound like it, so I opened the door and saw that it was the teacher.

I hurriedly let the teacher in, saluted with a smile and said: "Teacher, why are you here, old man? Did you find out the mystery in those pictures?" The teacher knocked on my head as he walked in.

He first put incense on the patriarch, and then went straight into the study.I hastily followed behind and asked, "What's wrong with you today? You've become so serious that I don't know you old man."

The teacher sat cross-legged on the sofa, looked at me and said, "We studied those pictures and copied no less than ten formations. Each of them has several variations, so we have no way of determining which one it is. Formation."

I was completely disappointed when I heard this. I originally wanted to use those blueprints to find the formation, and then look for the soul of the evil ghost.Then it seems that Wen Xinghe is the only way to go, but I don't know if he can tell the truth.

The teacher looked at me, patted me and said: "Okay, little fat man, go wash your face first! Your eyes are covered with eye feces. If you don't practice well, you will sleep late."As he spoke, he slapped my ass again!This shot happened to be at the spot where Jin Nantian hit me yesterday, it hurt so much that I clutched my buttocks and jumped a few times.

The teacher looked at his hands strangely, and then at the way I was covering my buttocks.Looking at the teacher, I must be thinking, I didn't use much strength, why did the little fat man jump around while clutching his butt?

I didn't have the nerve to say, I went to wash my face first and then burn incense to the ancestor.Then he came back and said to the teacher: "Yesterday I was whipped by that bastard Jin Nantian, and the place where you just took a picture of me was exactly where I was whipped."

The teacher immediately lowered his face, looked at Jin Nantian and said, "You bastard, you can also spank the little fat man's ass? Remember, only I can spank and no one else, do you understand?" I was dizzy what this was all about Warning, what does it mean that only he can fight.

I gave the teacher a hand and said, "You're fine, why can you only spank my ass? Now let's talk about serious things. We went to see Granny Huang yesterday. She told us the ins and outs of the incident, and she also saw Song Yi It can be said that this matter has been solved, the only thing that has not been said is where the evil ghost's soul is."

The teacher sighed and said, "Oh, this old lady has finally figured it out. Old Taoist Shui and I have looked for her more than ten times, but she either hides and refuses to see us, or pretends to be dumb when we see her, which makes us not bothered. I know what to do. Taoist Shui called us together, in addition to helping the cursed people lift the curse, he was preparing for this catastrophe. But he didn’t expect that the tribulation would come before all the people had gathered.”

It's no wonder that several uncles will stay when they come. It turns out that there is another reason for this.Thinking of this, I said to the teacher: "Brother Tian saw a water pool in the human skin diary. Later, I met a ghost of a person who was killed by an evil spirit in the hospital. For a brothel, you have to walk around a water pool a few times first, otherwise you won’t be able to get in. I think the problem lies in this water pool, but you won’t be able to see it during the day.”

The teacher looked at me and said, "Water pool? It seems to be the place with the most problems. Little fat man, do you think those ghost prostitutes know something? How about we find some ghost prostitutes and ask the reason?"

I looked at the teacher and shook my head and said: "Ghost prostitutes are all forced, what can they know in it? I think the key to the problem lies in Wen Xinghe. How to open the ghost brothel and how to use the pool should be It's all in his heart."

The teacher looked at me and said, "Not necessarily. The establishment of such a place cannot be controlled only by humans. Humans cannot control it. It is necessary to combine Yin and Yang. Or to put it bluntly, use Yin and Yang according to the changes of the weather."

Listening to the complex look, I scratched my head and said, "You mean, just like the tide of the Qiantang River, it must take a certain period of time to form a tide of this scale, right?"

The teacher nodded, and I raised my head and thought for a long time and said, "It's still not right. If this is the case, it would be impossible to open the door every day. If I remember correctly, the ghost of the hospital told me that the door is open every day."

"Absolutely impossible!" The teacher said decisively: "Think about it, if it is really open every night, then sometimes it is sunny, and this day is full of sunshine at night. How is this brothel open? Even It can be opened, even ghosts and whores can't stand the yang energy rushing to the yin body."

I froze for a moment and said, "Am I wrong? But the ghost in the hospital didn't need to lie to me. It also wanted to use my hands to get rid of this evil ghost. Why do you make your old man say that? It cheated!"

The teacher thought for a while, and said to me: "Maybe I wasn't deceived, but I used another method. It's just that we don't know yet. How about this, little fat man, take me there tonight. Maybe you will Find something."

I looked at the teacher and nodded and said: "This is the best, but I haven't been to that place, so I don't know if I can find the right one. Teacher, let me take all those female ghosts with me. They have been ghost prostitutes there. Yes, let them lead the way, I think we will find something."

The teacher nodded and motioned me to bring the female ghost over first.I didn't know what the teacher was going to do, but I followed his arrangement and went over to bring the gourd pretending to be a female ghost.The teacher took over and pulled out the gourd plug on it...