My years as a fortune teller

Human life is limited, but we must do more good deeds within the limited time, good deeds.This life is not in vain, even if I close my eyes, I will smile easily.

But there are many people who are deeply trapped in wine, sex and wealth and cannot extricate themselves.Because of these four things, I often do things that violate human relations, take bribes and break the law.Do you still remember the portrait of Qin Hui and his wife kneeling there to apologize?He looked prosperous and wealthy during his lifetime, but he was reviled for thousands of years after his death.

Originally, I was troubled by the fact that there were too many people coming, and I was afraid that I would not be able to protect them well after entering the tomb.Although I came here voluntarily, since I am in a team, I have to think about everyone's safety.

So at the beginning, I wanted to give each of them a talisman.Then teach some self-defense spells to "Little Mantou", Chen Wu and "Four Eyes".This will protect everyone when I am busy.Teaching "Little Mantou" is entirely because she is a girl, the weakest of us.If Mr. Lin had anything to do with her, Chen Wu would definitely save Mr. Lin first.

Now that I have "Lu Wu Tun Ghost Fighting", I can rest assured.Is the ink line inside here an ordinary line, and it is not something you can tear off if you want to.And look at this ink fountain, it has been used for at least several generations.The person who can use such an ink fountain is not an ordinary carpenter.At least they are all people who have studied Luban for several years.

I took a look at Chen Wu's mountain machete. The handle is thick and short, the blade is thick and heavy, the head is flat, there is no hook or point, and it is specially used for cutting big trees and hardwoods. Therefore, the knife must be of good steel and the blade must be It should be sharp and heavy enough. When the knife is swung out, the huge inertia wraps the sharp blade into the wood with a "click".It's really a good knife. I took the chicken blood and drew a talisman on each side of the blade.Then with Chen Wu's assistance, he used the thread on the "Lu Wu Tun Ghost" ink fountain to make a dense circle.The distance between ink lines is two fingers wide.

Looking at the machete wrapped with ink thread, I tried it and handed it to Chen Wu.I asked for the bell that Qiu Er had used for Professor He again, and it turned out to be the "opening mountain bell" used by the camel caravan in the past.I also wrapped the thread from the ink fountain around it.

After finishing all this, I stretched my waist and said, "It's almost done, let's rest first. If the tomb passage appears tomorrow, we can go in. By the way, Xiao Mantou, please stay, I'm teaching you a few spells for self-defense. "

When the rest of the people saw that I had issued the order to evict the guests, they all got up and prepared to leave.At this time, Fatty Liu said to me: "Big fat, you can't value sex over friends. Why don't the second master and I have anything?"Am I not ready yet, a self-defense weapon for them?

I glared at Fatty Liu and said, "You don't want to mess around anymore, don't you, don't I take it one by one slowly? You go to rest first, and I'll make it for you after I finish teaching Xiaomantou."

When Second Master Cui heard this, he patted Fatty Liu and said, "You are the only talker, can Xiao Zhang pull us down? Let's go and wait for Xiao Zhang's arrangement." He said and pulled Fatty Liu out.

Seeing the crowd slowly dispersed, I said to Xiao Mantou: "Sit down first, I have something to say." He Simin took a look at me, sat across from me with some embarrassment, and then said in a low voice: "I'm sorry Brother Zhang, I used to look down on you, so..."

I immediately interrupted her and said: "Don't talk about the past, you have your reasons, and I have something wrong. Now listen quietly, and I will tell you a few formulas. Be sure to memorize them. If there are zombies Pounce on me, you can use this spell." As I spoke, I taught all the spells to "Little Mantou".Seeing that she is familiar with it, he took her to the open space outside and asked her to practice Tiangang steps and hand formulas.

Seeing that she was almost done practicing, I asked her to go back and rest.I saw that it was almost half an hour, and the **** time passed so quickly.In a blink of an eye, it was here, and the self-defense weapons of Fatty Liu and Second Master Cui were not ready.It seems that I will not be able to rest for a while.

Thinking of this, I braced myself and took out a sword made of copper coins from my backpack.This is not a magic weapon. I saw it in the antique market of Baxian Temple. Some people made it up to deceive some people who are greedy for cheap.Although there is no practical effect, after I wrapped it with ink thread, I painted it with black dog blood again.Tomorrow, I will use the Jiang Xin mirror to open it up, and the effect will not be as bad as cutting a machete.

As for Cui Erye, I have made up my mind, I'd better give him the silver slave.Although Yin Nu's effect in the hands of Cui Erye is far less than mine, but at least there is no problem for him to defend himself.

After finishing all this, I think it's almost time, and I was about to meditate, and suddenly it occurred to me that Mr. Lin was still there.But if you think about it carefully, with Chen Wu protecting Mr. Lin, there won't be many problems.Thinking of this, I immediately closed my eyes, and meditated with my arms crossed and Hun Yuan in my arms.

I was meditating when I suddenly heard a scream.I immediately opened my eyes, took the silver slave and rushed out.Unexpectedly, the rest of the people also ran out and looked around.

This is Chen Wu pointing to the front and shouting: "Look, you see that the tomb passage has appeared..." I immediately looked there when I heard it, right? It's just a huge snake head rising up slowly.There was also a zombie with red hair standing on the head of the snake, jumping and shouting at us.

"Four Eyes" came to me gently and said, "Master Zhang, it seems that this snake head tomb can not only lie flat, but also stand upright. I don't know what mechanism is used to control it."

I looked at it and nodded and said, "Yes! You can only know this when you go in. Look at that zombie, it was beaten during the day and jumped around at night. It's provoking us and wants us to go in!" The four eyes also hummed.

I looked back at everyone and said: "It seems that we can enter the tomb passage tomorrow, everyone go back to rest quickly. At noon, we will enter the tomb passage on time."

Cui Erye and Chen Wu asked at the same time: "But we don't know, how to open the door of the tomb passage and how to enter?" I smiled and pointed to Qiu Er and said: "Then ask Qiu Er brother, he is an expert in this field .”

Qiu Eryi nodded and said: "I can try, but it may not be able to open. Don't have too much hope, or you will be even more disappointed."

As soon as I heard it and smiled, I asked everyone to go in and rest.I took another look, and the tomb passage and the red-haired zombie on it turned around and entered the tent.

When I opened my eyes for the second time, it was past ten o'clock.I stretched myself and slowly walked out of the tent.But they found that Qiu Er and "Four Eyes" were surrounding the snake's head looking for organs.

I didn't bother to wash my face, so I came to the two of them and said, "You are not afraid of any zombie appearing, so you ran over to find the mechanism!"

"Four Eyes" looked at me and said with a smile: "You arranged for us to enter the tomb passage at this time, you must know that zombies dare not appear during this time. So we came."

I smiled and nodded when I heard it: "Yesterday, I didn't know that zombies avoided this time period when they appeared. So I thought, even if this kind of yin thing is powerful, it should also avoid this extremely sunny time." Then read Look at the giant snake and said: "You haven't found the mechanism yet!"

Qiu Er shook his head and said, "It's fucking hard to find." I smiled and said, "Come on slowly, I'll wash my face first." As I said that, I turned around and was about to leave. He looked at it and said, "Why does this snake only have one tooth, what about the rest? The head of the snake is too big, it doesn't look like a snake at all..." After speaking, he turned and left.

I had just finished washing my face when I heard Qiu Er shout excitedly: "It's open, the tomb door is open." As soon as I heard this voice, I immediately ran out to have a look, and sure enough the tomb door had opened.A dark hole appeared under the snake's mouth.

Qiu Er said excitedly: "Master Xiao Zhang, your eyes are really poisonous, you can tell at a glance that the mechanism is on the snake's tongue and teeth..." I ignored him, turned around and shouted: "Get ready, let's enter the tomb passage." But my sentence is tantamount to shouting in vain, and they are all behind me.

Immediately, I wrapped the ink fountain thread around everyone's body a few times, so that it would not hinder the progress and also be self-defense.Then I handed over the prepared self-defense weapons to Cui Erye and Fatty Liu.Cui Erye saw that I gave him the silver slave, and said nothing.I told Erye Cui that I still have Jiang Xinjing, he will take this first, and I will give it to me if I need it.

Then with everyone, that good equipment entered the dark tomb passage...