My years as a fortune teller

To be honest, the first time I saw Hu Zhiping, the "God Killer", I was really flustered.To be honest, among all the things and evil things I have encountered so far, he is the one I am most afraid of and least willing to meet.

It can be said that he and I are intertwined in the grievances and grievances of several generations, and they are not weaker than my master and teacher.I remember that in Anhui, the master joined hands with the teacher, but he still escaped with injuries.With this ability, there are few opponents in the world.

This time there is also an inner coffin containing the heads of the ministers, and Hu Zhiping moved around when he didn't show up just now.If it is really connected with what Hu Zhiping said, and there is no master and teacher, we people will not be eaten as snacks.

Although I haven't been eaten by anyone, I think the taste of chewing must be uncomfortable when I am bitten in my mouth.So I can only flatter him first, and when I am not paying attention, use the Supreme Lightning Fire Curse to beat him into serious injuries.

Unexpectedly, this guy is so stupid that he really thought that the black dog blood was replaced by him, and it actually irritated me.At this point, I happened to drive the donkey along the slope, and poured the blood of the black Tibetan mastiff on the inner coffin.Why!It's no wonder that heroes like Cao Cao will fail in the end.The reason is very simple, that is, when he was proud, he listened to the flattery of the villain.If Cao Cao didn't believe in Huang Gai's false surrender, would he fail if he wasn't proud?

That is, after this incident, let me know not to be proud or complacent at any time.Because this time is also the most dangerous time.The villains around you will throw you into the fire pit.

Seeing that Second Master Cui was going to pour the blood of the Black Dog King into the inner coffin, Hu Zhiping yelled: "No! Nephew, my good nephew. Those who ask you to stop, don't pour it in. I I promise you, as long as it doesn’t fall down. I will open the gate of the tomb passage immediately and let you out. By the way, there is also the one I caught last time, shall I let it go too?”

When Cui Erye and others heard this, they immediately stopped and looked at me.Mr. Lin ran to my side and said, "Master Zhang, can you let him release Tan Xinjing first and then talk about me?" Professor He nodded again and again.

I pushed Mr. Lin away and said, "You can also believe what he says! This man who is not as good as a pig or a dog not only sucked his father's blood essence and practiced evil skills, but also raised himself, and the master who taught him the skills also killed him. Yes. If you can believe what he said, roosters can lay eggs and hens can crow. Even sows can be professors!" As soon as my words came out, I felt that I made two mistakes. Essence and blood, secondly, is Professor He still present?How did I say the words about a sow being a professor.

But there was indeed some chaos at the time, and Mr. Lin was angry.I don't even think about it, if I really agree to him.Even if we let us go out alive now, I will be chased and killed by him if I don't get out of Qinling Mountains, and I will eat it for dinner.Is it easy to raise my flesh and blood?I don't want to be eaten!

Thinking of this, I yelled: "Fall!" Hearing this, Second Master Cui immediately inserted the bronze sword wiped with the blood of the black dog into the inner coffin.Then along the blade of the bronze sword, poured the blood of the black dog into it.

Fatty Liu is more ruthless than me, and he poured a bottle of black dog blood into it.With a swish, he pulled out the bronze sword, and then swished and swished it into other positions of the coffin lid a few times, pouring black dog blood along the way.

It looked as if the inner coffin had been thrown into a series of firecrackers, and there was a chaotic sound of "boom tom" and "boom boom".The inner coffin also seemed to be dancing, shaking back and forth.

When I saw this scene, I burst out laughing "haha", then looked at Hu Zhiping and said, "Master Tianzun is sorry, your thoughts are about to fail. Hey! Don't blame my nephew?" It was a burst of laughter.

Hu Zhiping's nose was almost twisted by my anger, and he jumped up.He stared at me viciously and said, "Bastard, you little bastard. If I don't kill you today, I'll just peel off your skin and cramps into pieces. I'm not a god-killer." He yelled loudly while talking.

I rubbed my nose and said, "Do you have balls? You just want to be my father. You are so shameless. You can't be my father in this life, and you won't be able to in the next life. You'd better be your eunuch obediently!" "Just as I finished speaking, He Simin laughed out loud.

When I saw it, I joked again: "If you have balls, I'll take her." Pointing at He Simin, I continued: "I'll marry her, my goddaughter, Xiao Mantou. When the time comes, you You can call me old father-in-law, father-in-law father, or just father. I will still reluctantly agree."

As soon as He Simin spit on me, she rushed up to beat me.As a result, Professor He hugged her tightly.Little girl, she stared at me and scolded me in anger.

When Hu Zhiping heard this, he became furious and made a strange gesture.Two dying red-haired zombies came to the side immediately and slowly.

I saw Hu Zhiping standing in the middle of the two red-haired zombies, and then clamping the red-haired zombie behind with his legs.The red-haired zombie in front had a big mouth, revealing two yellowish fangs.Two paws spread out to reveal long nails.

Hu Zhiping lay his body sideways, with his head pointed at the back of the zombie in front of him.While changing the hand formula, while chanting words.The body of the zombie in front of him became lighter and lighter in a blink of an eye.Only the fangs and claws are still clearly visible.

At this moment, a voice suddenly said, "Let you taste my demon fire of corpse desire!" As soon as he finished speaking, he saw the red-haired zombie with only a head and claws left in front of him, spraying from his mouth. Out of a group of green flames.

The green flames flew towards me, and the pair of claws sometimes flew into the green flames, and sometimes came out, spinning around the green flames.Before the flames flew towards me, an unpleasant smell of corpses had already rushed towards me.

Depend on!Taking advantage of my current lack of strength, he wants to sneak attack me.There are no doors, and my young master, I am not a person who only grows meat and does not practice skills.Today's me is not the first time you saw me in Anhui, and I don't understand anything.

It was too late and then too soon, I took out Jiang Xinjing in a hurry.Didn't expect it, since the bag broke, I put Jiang Xinjing in my arms.

Facing the green flame with the Jiangxin mirror, said: "The heaven and the earth are bright, everything has form, let it change, there will be signs in the end, the mirror of yin and yang, show your trace, block your shape, I obey the emperor Haotian urgently like a law, "Xian" said while pinching the sword formula with his right hand, and imaginarily drew the character "Hui" on the back of the mirror.

I saw a golden light emanating from Jiang Xin's mirror, shining on the flying green flame and the pair of claws.Immediately, a sound of "dongdong" was heard, and the green flames and claws flew towards Hu Zhiping with the golden light.

Hu Zhiping yelled "Ah!", and immediately rolled to the ground with the zombies behind, rolling back and forth non-stop.As for the weakened zombie in front, he could see a mass of life burning there.

As soon as I saw this scene, I immediately laughed out loud and said, "Is this the legendary Lai donkey rolling? It is said that it is also your secret technique of killing gods! Why are you willing to perform it today! Xiao Mantou, give it to the young master!" Here comes the package of melon seeds, sitting and watching such a good show, it’s too boring to eat without melon seeds.” Just as he was speaking, his throat tickled, and a mouthful of blood spurted out.

After I used the "Ten Thousand Thunder Earth Fire Curse" just now, my energy couldn't keep up.This will forcefully use the "Haotian Yinyang Magic Mirror Curse" again, it can be said that I have completely exhausted all my energy.If Hu Zhiping launches another attack, I won't even have the strength to fight back.

At this time, Hu Zhiping slowly got up from the ground, looked at me and said: "I never thought that the old man would pass Jiang Xinjing to you, and even teach you to use the Haotian Yinyang Magic Mirror spell. It's a pity! It's a pity that you are too young Yes. I haven’t practiced well yet, and my skills can’t keep up. Now, don’t you feel that your whole body has no strength, your limbs are sore and your mind is dizzy!”

Speaking of this, he slowly walked forward a few steps and continued: "But it's not bad, you can use this Jiangxin mirror to break my corpse desire demon fire! It's not bad, it's much better than in Anhui. But I met me here today, and again and again played tricks on this Tianzun. Now I will destroy you and avenge my second minister Tianzun." He said with a tactic in his hand, and was about to attack again.

Uncle, did you make a mistake? Did I kill your second minister, Tianzun?It was clearly killed by Qin Shihuang's ancestors, you should dig out Qin Shihuang's body and whip the corpse.Why are you bothering me?Even if you want to blame me for spilling dog blood, you should also find Fatty Liu.That guy is more ruthless than me, what does it have to do with me.

As I thought about it, I still didn't say a word.Because I didn't have time to say it, and I didn't know what mantra he recited.A cloud of black mist enveloped a piece of greenish-purple fire, flying towards me.

Seeing that, I hurriedly scolded: "Master, you are not mean enough, I asked you to rest for a long time just now. Now you don't even give me time to breathe, so you attack me. He really is not raised by human beings." of."

But talk is talk, scolding is scolding.The flame shrouded in black mist flew towards me indistinctly, and the young master's life was thrown here after it was over!Master!where are you?Come and save me!Teacher!Where are you, come and save the little fat man! ...