My years as a fortune teller

As my body recovered, I slowly started to do daily divination work.Thanks to the recommendations of Cui Erye and Cheng Jie, I have gradually gained a little reputation here in Baxian Temple.

So I hung a sign outside and only counted Wugua for one day, so some people called me "Zhang Wugua".I don't care what you call me, almost every day I go to the Taoist priest whom Cui Erye looked for last time, when we have nothing to do, we make a pot of tea and talk about the scriptures. These days are very pleasant.

It was a Saturday and there were a lot of people going to burn incense, and there were also a lot of people asking for divination.I finished the task early, and I was going to close the door to find the Taoist priest for tea.

A pair of red Guangben parked in front of my door. I really hate other people parking their cars in front of my door, because there are two stores next to me. Parking at my door will definitely affect other people's business.

I was about to tell the car to get out of the way!A girl with toad glasses, black suspenders on her upper body and denim shorts on her lower body got out of the car.

Before I had time to speak, the girl asked: "Excuse me, are you Master Zhang? Sister Cheng introduced me." I was confused when I heard it. Sister Cheng has been introducing clients recently, and it's nothing when she comes. Feelings, marriage, and even descendants.

And almost no one said no to abortion, even thinking about it gave me a headache.What can I say about a group of silly women who don't know how to cherish and protect them?

"I am, but I'm not a master" Looking at the girl, I still admit that I am. "Great, finally found you!" The girl said happily.

"Don't be happy first." I glanced at it and said, "You turn the car around, you can see that it will affect other people's business..." Before I finished speaking, the girl ran to her car and opened the door Go back up.Why!Speechless, it seems that I can only show her a divination.

The girl parked the car and came to me to order, and I poured her a glass of water.Not because she was introduced by Sister Cheng, but because she wanted her to calm down.After she calmed down, I asked her to ask for a divination according to my method.

I looked at her hexagram and asked her what you want.But the result I got was the same as I thought, the relationship between husband and wife was not good.But I looked carefully at the age of this girl, and when I asked, I found out that she is only 25 years old, and she is the mother of one child.

I am so helpless!Looking at the hexagram, I said to her: "Your husband recently committed a crime, and there is a woman next to him who has an affair with him. And the hexagram shows that your husband has been imprisoned recently."

The girl was very nervous after hearing this, and quickly asked me to resolve it. I only told her how to resolve the peach blossom. I knew that the prison disaster could not be resolved, so I didn't say anything.

After seeing off the girls, I was taking a lunch break after dinner when suddenly four men broke in.One of them, with a bare head, grabbed my clothes and pulled me up from the reclining chair: "You are that master, aren't you?"

I was a bit wronged by his rough behavior, I gently used my internal strength to remove the strength of his hand: "What do you want to do with me, just tell me, don't touch me."

The man didn't say much: "Huh, let me tell you, I'll smash it for you." As he said that, he started smashing my shop together with those three men. Watching them smash my store.

Fatty Liu saw all this from a distance, and immediately dialed 110.After 110 came, my store was smashed apart from the patriarch's table, and the house was in a mess.....

I didn't know until 110 came to subdue a few thugs.It turned out that the bald head was the husband of the girl in the morning. The girl went out from me and hurriedly burned incense in the first hall of Baxian Temple and came out.

Because facing the main entrance of Baxian Temple, there are many sellers of antiques and fortune tellers.The girl was held back by a man wearing a Taoist hat, and she followed him to a fortune-telling, but the result was completely different from mine.

When I got home, I told her husband what I did and what that person did.People like to hear good things, and don't like to hear bad things. This is a truth that has not changed since ancient times.

After listening to the girl's husband, he had a drink with a few friends and talked about it at noon. They said that he had been cheated and came to my place to make trouble under the influence of alcohol.

After listening to this, I was really angry at the time, and I was thinking about how to deal with it.Both Sister Cheng and the girl came, and Sister Cheng and the girl were dumbfounded when they looked at the ones in my shop.

There were people standing outside and inside the store, and the police kept asking me what to do.I thought for a while and said with a sneer: "Comrade police let them go, we will deal with them privately."

The police are most willing to listen to this sentence: "You can deal with it, let's go." This kind of thing is not often handled.I grabbed the policeman and said, "Don't leave yet, I'd like to ask you to prove it!"

Everyone present was stunned, I pulled the girl over and asked, "I didn't ask for your and your husband's horoscope this morning, did I?" The girl nodded.I said, "Okay! Comrade policeman, Sister Cheng and all your friends, give me a certificate today. I say this person will be imprisoned within [-] days."

I pointed to the bald head and said: "He didn't believe me and smashed my shop. Today I make an oath here. If this person does not go to jail within fifteen days, my surname Zhang will take off the door plaque and kowtow three times at the door of his house." I will never do divination again, and I will report myself to the police station at the same time, saying that I am a fraud.”

At this point, I paused: "If he really gets imprisoned within fifteen days..." Before I finished speaking, I heard the bald man say, "I will kowtow three times in front of your door to compensate you for all your losses. .”

I said loudly, "Okay. Those who sit again will be witnesses." The policeman stood up, shook his head, and left without saying anything.At this time, Fatty Liu shouted with his mobile phone: "Don't worry, Big Fatty, I've recorded everything."

I looked at Sister Cheng and the girl and said, "Let's all go back, he provoked the incident. If he goes to prison, I will definitely go to see him..." After I finished speaking, I went to the patriarch's altar and burned it respectfully. There are three sticks of incense.

In the evening, Second Master Cui came, saw the situation and asked me what was going on, so I explained the cause and effect of the incident.Cui Erye directly said that I was too reckless, and I don't regret it at all because I trust my ability.Cui Erye didn't go back either, he and Fatty Liu stayed with me all the time.

Time passed day by day, and people came to see me almost every day.Every time I saw each other, I smiled and said, "Don't worry, I didn't run away. I'm still waiting for someone to kowtow to me!" , is where to meditate.

This morning, as soon as I opened the door, I saw the girl kneeling in front of my door, surrounded by people, including Sister Cheng.I was stunned at the time, and helped the girl up and said, "What's the matter, why are you kneeling here?"

The girl was crying all the time, and Sister Cheng said, "Her husband was arrested, and she came to apologize." As soon as Sister Cheng finished speaking, there were cheers all around, and I saw Second Master Cui, Fatty Liu, and that The Taoist priest of the Temple of the Eight Immortals.I smiled and said, "I was arrested only ten days ago. I'm locked up there. I'll go see him..."

Sister Cheng drove me to the entrance of the Xi'an Detention Center near the Bell Tower, and then Sister Cheng went in for a while, and then came out and told me that I could see him.I got out of the car and followed Sister Cheng to a small room next to the detention room. In addition to the bald head, there was also a policeman standing by the door.

The bald man sat behind a rectangular table in handcuffs, and I looked across from him.The bald head kept his head down, fiddling with the handcuffs on his hands.

I took out my cigarette and lit one for myself.I wanted to give him one but I was afraid that he would not allow it, so I looked at him while smoking a cigarette.When the smoke slowly burned to the end of the cigarette: "I said, you must come to see you when you go to prison. Today I did what I said, and I hope you don't forget your promise." After I finished speaking, I lost my face. Sister Cheng walked out of the room.

When I was about to walk out of the gate of the police station, Sister Cheng grabbed me and said, "I've found so many connections, I can get you to meet him alone. You actually said a word in half an hour."

I smiled and said to Sister Cheng: "Wait until he comes out in a month..." "What?" Sister Cheng looked at me in disbelief.I bought a few mirror cakes nearby and packed them in four or five plastic bags.This is what I plan to go back to worship the ancestors.