My years as a fortune teller

This guy Guo Yulin didn't know what he had collected, and he actually attracted the gang of "immortals" to attack frequently.This old man who is "a horse fairy" should not be considered a master, but just a low-level "brother horse".Even so, I was taken aback by the shaking of the curtain.

This is the shrine of the "Chuma Immortal", and with the curtain drawn, who knows what is behind it.Maybe there is a weasel who is practicing, or maybe it is a jumping snake?

Snakes were still worshiped before the earliest times in ancient China, especially some ancient gods were depicted in the shape of a human head and a snake body.For example, the famous Nuwa Empress!

In [-], a painted pottery vase was unearthed in Gangu County, Gansu Province. On the belly of the vase, there was a monster with a human head and a snake body painted in ink.Since then, similar pottery products have appeared in many regions!

But in the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, when rituals collapsed and music was destroyed, the status of snakes was challenged by dragons.Gradually, the bird's beak holds the snake, or the eagle's claw catches the snake.For example, the "bird cover gourd" now in the Shaanxi History Museum is engraved with the pattern of a bird's beak pecking at a snake.

In addition to all this being related to the historical development of Chinese civilization, another reason is that the greed of snakes has a lot to do with day and night.Later, in the development of Taoism, it was discovered that the cultivation of snakes is the fastest among all animals.However, in order to avoid catastrophe, there are many incidents of snakes attaching to the human body.

Humans are a body with a balance of yin and yang, while snakes are a body of pure yin.Modern science has also discovered that snakes are cold-blooded animals.Often after a snake possesses a body, it will take away the pure yang of the human body, and even some pure yin.Once the balance of yin and yang in the human body is broken and cannot be fully restored, the person will lose his life.Therefore, Taoism in later generations secretly rejected snakes!

Although many "chuma immortals" now call the animals they practice as "immortals", in fact they are still called "monsters" in orthodox Taoism, and they are not listed in the five grades of "immortals" in Taoist practice.To become a god, you must first become an immortal. Only when you reach the five "immortals" recognized by Taoism, can you have the opportunity to enter the "God" class.

Moreover, I have always had a fear of snakes since I was a child, and there are some things about "snakes" attaching to human bodies to absorb yang after practicing.So when I saw the trembling curtain here, I felt a wave of panic in my heart.

The bald man ignored me, as if he didn't sense my panic.I just kept going there, telling Guo Yulin that this shouldn't be taken and that shouldn't be taken.

I suddenly had a bad feeling. If this meeting doesn't go away, we probably won't be able to leave here.This feeling is very strong, especially the shaking of the curtain is getting faster and faster.

I immediately interjected and said to the bald man: "If this is not the case, Mr. Guo and I will go back and have a look. If Mr. Guo really took something that shouldn't be taken, we will send it here. Then you can cast a spell on Mr. Guo." , to solve the problem in his mouth."

When the bald man heard this, he nodded happily and said, "That's right! That's right! Mr. Guo, your assistant is very smart! I think it will be your main helper in your career in the future!" Smiling, he stroked his beard habitually.Then he continued: "I can't name this thing, you go back and look for it slowly, you will definitely find it!"

The bottom of his mouth is cleaner than his hands, so where did the beard come from?This action is too weird, and it makes me feel more and more dangerous.If you don't leave now, you probably won't be able to leave later.

Guo Yulin is so clever, he probably also saw the shaking of the curtain.So when I heard what I said, I stood up and took out a wad of money from my body, and forced it to the bald man.While bowing with both hands, he and I hurriedly left the Buddhist hall.Just as I was about to go out, I saw a tail emerging from the curtain...

We were about to go out the gate of the yard when we saw the woman who started talking to us standing upstairs calling us and telling us to go up.And I was on a window, showing a triangular head.At one point, mung bean eyes looked at me eeriely.

"Which colorful snake is it!" Thinking of this, I immediately pulled Guo Yulin and ran away.He jumped into the car when he arrived, and asked Guo Yulin to drive back to the hotel without saying a word.

After entering the guest room, Second Master Cui, who came back by himself, was drinking tea with Lao Zhaotou.Seeing that we came in, Old Zhao smiled and asked me if I was chased by a ghost.

I picked up a cup of tea and drank it down, panting, and told Old Zhao Tou and Cui Erye everything I saw and heard in "Chuma Fairy" just now.

Old Zhao took a sip of tea after hearing this and said, "Actually, you should have thought about it a long time ago. The people here will be notified over there. Where did you go so carelessly? Let everything be clear now!"

Cui Erye then said: "Earlier and later, it will be revealed sooner or later. Besides, we have caused enough trouble over there. If we don't inform this side, it will be a real ghost."

Old Zhaotou and I glanced at each other, and had to admit that what Cui Erye said made sense.These guys are eyeing us anyway, but they didn't take their things for Guo Yulin.In order to avenge the middle-aged Taoist who was injured by me, I will come to the door sooner or later.

Thinking of this, I immediately asked Guo Yulin: "Mr. Guo, what did you take from them? They made you curse like this." After I finished speaking, I looked at Guo Yulin.

Unexpectedly, Guo Yulin, who was standing on a plate, looked at me and said, "I really don't know what they took, and I don't collect them. I don't like those weird things. I can't take their things."

Hearing this, I looked at Old Zhao and said, "The blackness on Mr. Zhao's face has also gone down. Shall we go to Mr. Guo's house first. If I can't find this thing, I really don't know what to do."

Old Zhao said with a chuckle, "I guessed that you were going to tell me this, but you can find something to talk about. But if you ask me to help you deal with Pa Maxian, I really don't have the ability now." I nodded.

Although the blackness on Old Zhao's face had faded, he was probably injured enough by the fire curse he rebounded.Perhaps it is still possible for him to protect himself now, if he is allowed to directly deal with those people, he may only die.The only hope now is to get Master to come, otherwise I don't know how sure I am.

Thinking of this, I called them and went to a nearby restaurant to eat a bowl of the famous local mutton noodles.Then he drove towards Guo Yulin's house.

Guo Yulin's home is not far from the hotel where we live, in fact, it's just across the street.As a result, due to the requirements of municipal planning, we went around in circles before arriving at his house.

After entering Guo Yulin's house, he met with his wife.Then Guo Yulin talked about the situation aside, and led us to rummage through boxes and cabinets to find things.

To be honest, Guo Yulin was a typical nouveau riche who didn't know a few words.His wife is not much better, and her culture is not very high.So in addition to some gold and silver jewelry at home, there are all kinds of cosmetics and clothes in a mess.Of course, there are also various famous cigarettes and wines, and some high-end supplements.

I searched the whole house and couldn't find what those people said.Could it be that Guo Yulin didn't take their things, and those people deliberately planted them.We were all dumbfounded, sitting on the sofa in the living room.

I said to Guo Yulin, "You are thinking about whether there is anything else in the place. If there is nothing, it is framed by someone."

"Or what did you give away?" Old Zhao Tou interjected, "Think about it, is there something that looks more precious. Did you give it to others as a gift?"

Guo Yulin shook his head and said, "We people in northern Shaanxi usually give gifts in cash, and rarely give people calligraphy, painting and antiques. We don't know that either, and we are afraid that we will be laughed at if we give it wrong."

Just as he was talking, the nanny Guo Yulin hired came in with his four or five-year-old child.The little guy is very sensible. When he came in and saw us, he called his uncle and grandpa to say hello.Guo Yulin fondled his child's head and told him to play by himself first.

The little guy responded, and hopped into his house.After a while, I took a robot and a car and ran out to play in front of us.

I looked at the robot in the child's hand very familiarly, but something seemed wrong.I asked to come over from the child's hand, and it turned out to be the "Starscream" in Transformers.

I smiled and said to the child: "Why has this red spider changed, it seems that the body is not like this!" Then I hugged the child into my arms.

The little guy took the "Starscream" from my hand and said proudly: "I put on a coat for him, so that he looks more majestic." He giggled while talking.

I gently stroked the clothes on "Starscream", it was smooth when I touched it, and it was scratchy like fish scales when I touched it backwards.Why is this dress like this, it seems to be some kind of animal skin.

Thinking of this, I immediately handed the "Red Spider" to Old Zhao and said, "Master Zhao, look at the thing on it. It looks like animal skin to me. It's soft and smooth, not like human skin." It can be done by hand.”

Old Zhao picked up the "starscream" and gently touched the thing on it, and then smelled it with his nose.Looking at this thing, I shook my head, but I couldn't tell where it came from.

So Old Zhao called the child over, hugged him in his arms and asked, "Baby, tell grandpa who gave you the clothes on this robot?"

The child snatched the robot and said: "This is a red spider, not a robot." Playing with the "star spider" in his hand, he said: "This is a gift from Uncle Wang, and there is a small box! Don't make me tell Dad!"

As soon as I heard it, I immediately asked: "What about the small box? Go get it for uncle. Let uncle see, what kind of box is it? If you get it, after uncle returns to Xi'an, he will buy another Optimus Prime for you." !"

"Really" the child jumped up happily when he heard it, and said: "Uncle, you can't lie to others. The teacher said that children who lie to others will have longer noses." He pointed to his own nose and gestured.

Upon hearing this, Guo Yulin immediately said, "Hurry up and get this kid, even if uncle won't buy it for you. Dad will definitely buy it for you too. Go get the box out!"

As soon as the little guy put down the toy in his hand, he stomped and ran into his small room.After a long time, holding a small dark red box, I ran out excitedly.

He stuffed the box into my hand and said, "Here for your uncle, remember to give me Optimus Prime!" He shook his head and looked at me.I smiled slightly and twisted his nose.

I carefully looked at the box in my arms, it should be made of a kind of mahogany.There is not a word on it, only the pattern carved by hollowing out.The handwork is not like that of modern people. It seems that this small box has been around for some years.

I looked at the head of Old Zhao who had already stretched his neck and handed him over.Old Zhao looked at the box, then put his nose close to smell it.Then slowly opened the box, it was already empty.

But there is a piece of paper at the bottom of the box, something from that era is firmly stuck to the bottom.There are a few traditional characters written on it that I don't know, which should belong to the official script category.

Old Zhao read the words on it carefully, and threw the box far away with a trembling hand.Shouted in shock: "It's the Heavenly Dragon Armor! It's the Heavenly Dragon Armor! The Demon King is here!..."

His move not only scared the child into his mother's arms, but also made me shiver.What is Tianlong Baojia?Why are you getting involved with the Demon King again!Looks like the answer to the question has surfaced...