My years as a fortune teller

Old Zhao, a dead old man, didn't tell me everything about the ghost marriage until the end.I also know about this process, and I just want to know about his harm.

The dead old man just left a sentence: "Different yin marriages have different hazards. This should be treated on a case-by-case basis!" After that, he kept nagging, this time Taiyi Tianzun's painting belt is right or something.

The day will pass quickly!The next day we packed up and went to the train station to pick up my master and the others.I haven't seen him for a long time, and I don't know if Master is in good health.

The train arrived at the station, and it didn't come out after waiting for a long time.I just took a sip of the drink in my hand when someone tapped me on the shoulder.Looking back, a woman was wearing a T-shirt with the head of a police officer on it, and a pair of ripped jeans on her legs.He also has a goatee on his mouth.An old man with a pair of huge sunglasses and hair hanging down his back.

I frowned, just wanted to ask who it was?I heard the old man say: "Haha, little fat man, you didn't recognize me. It seems that I'm well dressed this time! I'm handsome!"

When I first heard it was the teacher's voice, and then I looked closely, it really looked like a teacher.But with this look, I'm a little... Just thinking about it, I can't help it anymore, and I sprayed the teacher with a sip of drink.

Old Zhao came over to look at the teacher, and burst out laughing.Clutching his belly, he squatted on the ground, pointed at the teacher and said, "Haha, old lunatic, you are really sick. You look like this...haha..."

The teacher was also fooled by my sip of drink, and his glasses were a little slanted.Standing there motionless and looking at me, I hurriedly took out a tissue to help the teacher wipe the water off his face.

When I took off the glasses on the teacher's face, I found that the old man was staring at me viciously.When I saw this look, I thought something was going to happen.Just then, I saw that a slap flashed towards me.

I twisted my face and didn't hit my face with a slap, so I heard the teacher say: "Little bastard told you to torment me like this, just wait for me and see if I don't peel your skin." He slapped me with hands and feet .

Sometimes I jump and dodge, running around the exit.That is to say, there are few people in the car at this time of year, otherwise I don’t know how to hide.It is estimated that there will be more people watching the fun!

I was dodging when I heard someone shout: "What are you doing, why are you messing around here?" When I heard this, I saw that it was the person on duty at the exit.

I stopped in a hurry, and was grabbed by the teacher before I could speak.The teacher glanced at the staff on duty and said: "It's okay, am I playing with my son?" My god!Can you say it's my uncle?At such an old age, I dress like this again.Treat me as my father, and I will not be fooled in the future.Others must think that I have a nervous problem!

At this moment, he put one hand on the teacher's hand and said, "Okay, okay, when the two of you meet, don't you feel uncomfortable if you don't make a fuss! You also don't wear Taoist robes, so you insist on making it like this. If it were me, I might have kicked you aside as an old goblin long ago."

As soon as I heard the voice, I knew it was my savior.I turned around slightly, hugged Master and said, "Master, save me, I didn't do it on purpose."

Master gave me a hand and said, "You are not a good person. You obviously heard him call you, and you sprayed water on his face. Next time you do this, see if I don't break your leg." A pat on the head.

I hurriedly introduced Guo Yulin and his wife to Master and Teacher.Although the teacher was a little angry just now, it will be much better now.I'm holding his hand and telling him what's delicious here.The old man laughed for a while!

When I returned to the hotel, the teacher went to the bathroom to change clothes and came out, and asked me to tell him and Master what happened in the past few days.I recounted what happened recently, and Old Zhao added on the side.

After listening to the teacher, the teacher said to the master: "Old Taoist Shui sees the matter. It is not as simple as we thought! These people must have a big conspiracy, otherwise they would not be so motivating. "

Master nodded, and took out a coiled snake from his bag.Then gently put it on the ground, and said a few spells to the snake.The snake coiled together suddenly moved, straightened its body and slowly crawled towards the bathroom.

In less than ten minutes, a woman in turquoise clothes came out of the bathroom.But this person is not a normal person, but a misty phantom.

The woman walked to a place not far from me, and made a deep bow.The master smiled slightly and said, "You go, if you have any news, let me know as soon as possible." He waved his hand.

The phantom woman walked to the door and slowly disappeared in the form of a cloud of mist.Not only Guo Yulin and his wife, but also Lao Zhaotou and I were dumbfounded by all this.

Old Zhao stammered and said: "Old Taoist Shui, where did you catch a little snake spirit. It has been cultivated to his level and attached to some people. It will be a great fairy when it comes out!"

Master chuckled and said to Guo Yulin: "Mr. Guo, did you see that? That's how Chumaxian came from. These evildoers who have cultivated to a little bit of weather. Attached to people, they have some supernatural powers that others don't have. But monsters are A demon, as long as the heavens don't recognize him, he is a fairy."

Guo Yulin and his daughter-in-law were stunned and nodded, not knowing what to say.The master smiled and said: "This little demon was subdued by my apprentice unintentionally, because she didn't do much evil. I just added a forbidden curse to her and continued to send her back to the mountains to practice. This time I need her to help me more." Learn more about the situation inside, so I brought her here." Guo Yulin and his wife and Lao Zhaotou nodded.

The master looked at the time and said, "Let's rest first! We will set off together tomorrow morning, and go back to Mr. Guo's hometown to have a look, and find out that knife first."

I rested in one house with Master, the teacher and Lao Zhaotou, and Guo Yulin and his wife took their children in another house.Originally, Guo Yulin wanted to open a house for Master, but if Master disagreed, I didn't want to open it.

Early the next morning, we left the hotel after breakfast.Wang Haian drove the car and waited for us at the door.I arranged this that day, but I didn't expect this kid to be so obedient.

Teacher and I got into Wang Hai'an's car, and old Zhao Tou and Guo Yulin's family were in the same car.In this way, we drove towards Guo Yulin's hometown in a mighty way.

Since there was no obstruction on the road, it took more than two hours and less than three hours to arrive at Guo Yulin's hometown.Our car was driving towards his house when we heard the sound of suona.

Guo Yulin stopped the car first, and then we also stopped the car and looked towards the Suona sound.On a hillside not far from us, a group of people were walking there holding two signs and carrying a coffin.

Old Zhao took a look, came over and said to us: "I really guessed correctly. You think it should be a ghost ceremony. Let's go over and have a look!"

Master nodded and asked Guo Yulin to drive back first.Under the leadership of Wang Haian, we walked over there.Although it is separated by a ravine, it is really troublesome to walk.The most depressing thing for Wang Haian is that he can't keep up with a few old men on the hillside.

Over the mountain ridge, we chased after each other and caught up with the team.From a distance, I saw a big rooster lying on a red coffin.In the queue behind the coffin, no one was wearing mourning.But there is a red ribbon tied around the waist.

The teacher saw this and said: "Let's take a few steps to surpass the queue to see what kind of family this is. The customs here are different from those in other places. You should study it carefully." Walk.

The road ahead is relatively wide, and we easily got around to the front.Only then did I see clearly that the yin marriage ceremony here is really different from other places.

Walking in the front is a man who looks like a mage, wearing a lotus hat like a Tang monk on his head.In one hand, he held a soul calling bell, and in the other hand, he held a stack of red paper money.

Behind him are two rows of people carrying bride price, but it can be seen.The betrothal gifts in the hands of these two rows of people are all fake.It is pasted with paper of different colors!There are quilts, TV sets, washing machines, and even a computer.Of course, there are also some paper gold jewelry.One of the diamonds on the gold jewelry, if real, is probably the largest in the world.

After the two rows of people holding bride price, there are two people holding signs.This sign is somewhat similar to the "mighty" and "quiet" signs placed at the gate of the Yamen in the past.It's just that there is a photo of a person on each of them.One of the above photos is a girl, and her age should be around [-].She looks very sweet, with her chin resting on her hands.This photo should not have been taken for a long time, and it can be seen from the color and clarity that it was taken by a digital camera.

The boy on the other card seems to be about ten years old.It can be seen from the color and clarity of the photo that it is an old photo from the 80s.

Behind the photo is a face with thick powder and red lips.Old woman in a red dress.But to be honest, his outfit was comparable to what the teacher wore last night.

Behind the old woman are two children.The two are also very festively dressed, the boy's right hand and the girl's left hand are tightly bound together with a red ribbon.

Seeing this, I quietly asked Master, why did you do this?The master told me in a low voice: "The person in front is a land master here, that is, a feng shui master. He used the soul bell to drive away lonely ghosts and wild ghosts, and then bought roads with happy money. The coquettish woman in the middle is Xi Po The black belt of the fried dough sticks around the waist means that this time it is a matchmaking for ghosts. The two children behind should be the children of relatives of the same family. They will not be out of five clothes. They are tied together with red ribbons, representing the children in the photo. The boy and the girl are one. If there is no mistake, there are two children's horoscopes in the photo in their clothes. They will be burned at the man's house at night."

After listening to Master's words, I realized that there are still so many things to pay attention to.Especially the belt around Xi Po's waist, I didn't see it.It seems that when observing things in the future, we need to be more careful.

I was thinking about it, just watching the coffin pass us.The rooster on the top jumped up, desperately unwilling to continue lying on the coffin.The earth master came over and chanted the mantra for a long time while shaking the soul-calling bell, but the rooster did not calm down.

At this moment, a bald man came over and chanted a few spells at the rooster.The rooster obediently lay on the coffin without moving.The team continues to move forward slowly!

After finishing all this, the bald head suddenly turned around and smiled at me.Then he also followed the team and walked forward slowly.

I hastily pulled Master's hand, and said in a low voice: "Master's bald head appeared that night. It is said that he is the uncle of the horse fairy in the city. He also set up a formation of rats and poisonous snakes!"

The master looked at it and said with a smile: "Sure enough, there is a lot of tricks in it. A young girl died. A rooster was actually placed on the coffin. These people really play a lot of tricks here!"

While the master was talking, a man ran from behind the line.He spoke to us in local language for a long time.Wang Haian translated for us: "Several masters from the same family said, please go to the wedding together."

As soon as the teacher heard the sound: "Let's go!" He said and strode forward.Master shook his head and followed suit.

It seems that there are many mysteries in this yin marriage!It's okay, with Master and Teacher here, what am I afraid of?Thinking of this, I also strode forward...