My years as a fortune teller

Originally, the best person to provoke this matter should be Old Zhao.Think about it when you were in the cemetery, the middle-aged Taoist Master Huang was frightened by the sentence that he came from the Heavenly Master's Mansion.

In the end, this old guy actually kicked me out.You said that if you want me to come out and say a word, it will be enough, and you still have such a kick!Grandpa, my butt, although my ass is a bit fleshier, is not something that sandbags can kick whenever they want.

Since kicking me out won't make the old Taoist Heihu feel better, so let's first say that the seal is fake.Besides, the knife was soaked in feces, which was intentionally given to the commander of the Yin soldiers, in order to damage the cultivation of the commander of the Yin soldiers.Hearing these words, the commander of the Yin soldiers understood clearly.

Whether the seal is real or fake, the commander of the Yin soldiers will not be angry.But the knife is soaked in feces, but it is the most taboo of the commander of the Yin soldiers.Whether it is Buddhism or Taoism in the world, it is known to all ghosts and evil spirits.Any magic weapon soaked in feces will lose its magic power.

Yinxie, in particular, is very afraid of this.And I still have an important one left, if I say it, it probably won't be a simple fight like this.But we have to wait for this sentence, it's a bit early to say it now.

I can see that Chang Shuo, led by Yin soldiers, is moving faster and faster, and his moves are all moving towards the vital parts of Heihu Laodao.To be honest, if you use magic, even if there are ten Yinxie commanders, they will not be the opponent of the black Hu Laodao.

But if you want to use martial arts, even a hundred black Hu Laodao are not opponents of Yinbing Commander.Moreover, the Yin soldiers command horses and use long-handled weapons.

Later, I also learned that the old Taoist Heihu was a little afraid of the commander of the Yin soldiers because he had not mastered his ghost control skills.Moreover, he has also sucked some ghosts, so if he is poked by the commander of the Yin soldiers, his cultivation will be lost again.

Black Hu Laodao was anxious to ask Master Huang and others to attack me.While parrying again and again.Poor Master Huang and others really wanted to help Master, but these unresponsive Yin soldiers actually pointed bows and arrows at them.

Seeing this, I secretly smiled and said: "Master Heihu, you are not enough friends. Fortunately, I didn't prepare black dog blood for you, otherwise you would kill me to silence you after you sprinkled His Majesty Khan. Injustice!" Said pretending to cry, sobbing a few times.

As soon as this sentence was said, the three masters laughed straight from behind, and the old man Heihu's face turned green when he heard it.As soon as the leader of the Yin soldiers heard a cry, Shuo swished a few times and rushed towards the lower body of Taoist Heihu.

When I saw it, I immediately shouted: "Your Majesty Khan, it is useless for an eunuch to pierce the old way. You pierce your head, or he will chop you if he does not respond." I said this At the same time, Master and the others couldn't bear it any longer.Let go of your voice and laugh out loud.

When the leader of the Yin soldiers heard this, Shuo flicked on his lower body and rushed to his heart.Old Taoist Heihu was frightened, and hastily blocked his chest with a knife.

Unexpectedly, the commander of the Yin soldiers was also a false move, Shuo only stayed there for a while, and swished towards Heihu's forehead.

The old man Heihu took a step back in a hurry, and smashed it with the square seal with his hands.The leader of the Yin soldiers tilted his head, and the seal was smashed.But the old Taoist Heihu went smoothly and threw the knife out again.

The commander of the Yin soldiers successfully avoided the square seal, but he didn't dodge the thrown knife.The knife was on the shoulder, and half of it was cut off solidly.Although not much was cut off, and the shoulders of the leader of the Yin soldiers quickly grew back.But he still commanded the Yin soldiers, screaming in anger.

Taking advantage of this opportunity, Black Hu Laodao stood there gasping for breath.The sweat on the forehead is obvious, rushing straight.It's like someone poured water from top to bottom.

But I saw that the time was coming, and immediately shouted: "Your Majesty Khan, the knife is not only soaked in feces, but also the woman's dirty blood, I forgot to tell you just now."

After I finished my sentence, I saw the old man Heihu looked at me, pointed at me and said: "You...you..." But he didn't say the next word, and spit out a mouthful of blood with a puff.

There was a loud bang behind me, and I looked back.It turned out that it was the sound of the teacher covering his stomach and laughing, slipping and hitting his head on the ground without paying attention.Even Master covered his stomach and laughed. This was the first time I saw Master so happy.

In fact, I didn't tell a lie. The dirty blood I said is, in the usual sense, women's menstrual blood.Do you think there must be everything on the wooden board of the toilet, although Guo Yulin's mother is very old and may have gone through menopause.

But who can guarantee that women among relatives will not go to the toilet when they come to visit?Besides, when we come back this time, Guo Yulin's wife can come back!

It is very possible that a woman's menstrual blood may occasionally be stained on the knife soaked in feces.So I'm definitely not lying when I say there's dirty blood on it.

So at this time, I regretted a little. If I knew this, I would have asked Guo Yulin to find a sanitary napkin to wipe the knife!If it doesn't work, it's better to get a "riding cloth" used by rural elderly women to wipe it!Anyway, Guo Yulin would do these things, what am I afraid of!It's a pity I forgot.

After hearing this, the commander of the Yin soldiers turned his head to look at the shoulder that had been cut off.Although it has grown well, it is actually emitting black smoke, and immediately screamed angrily on the horse.

The general of the Yin soldiers who was riding a horse with the order flag saw that he waved the order flag a few times.A small group of Yin soldiers holding bows and arrows, and the Yin soldiers holding spears took a look.Immediately, there was a burst of arrows aimed at Heihu Laodao, not to mention throwing the spear over.

No matter how fast Old Man Heihu dodged, he was still shot with three arrows, but luckily they all hit the waist.But above the thigh, a spear was inserted.

Seeing the black Hu Laodao's body, the black air seemed to be released from a balloon.Quickly vent into the air.This is the yin energy he absorbed after years of practicing ghost control!

The commander of the Yin soldiers seemed to be still dissatisfied, so he pulled the reins of the horse sharply.The war horse stood on its two hind hooves, and kicked each other with its front hooves.The Yin Bing general who was holding the command flag immediately waved the command flag.It looked like all the Yin soldiers were crazy, waving the weapons in their hands, and all the people rushed towards them.

At this moment, someone picked up the back collar of my clothes and dragged me aside with a whoosh.I hurriedly grabbed the collar with my hands, and I was a little out of breath.

It was easy to let go, I took a few breaths and saw that it was Old Zhao.Master and the others found a big rock, and we all hid here.

I stared and scolded: "Damn old Zhao, you are going to kill me! You kicked me out just now, and this will almost strangle me again. It's revenge, it's not like this!"

The teacher patted me, and said in a low voice: "Stinky boy, I saved your life. Look at the nonsense here, Lao Zhao and we can throw this fat boy out together."

The master said in a low voice: "Okay, after watching such a wonderful war scene, you actually have time to bicker. Take a good look at what other lineups these dark soldiers have."

The teacher laughed and said, "It would be great if there was a pot of wine and some side dishes. It's really boring to watch, why don't we go up together!"

Having said that, I took a look at it and continued: "Little Fatty, it seems that you are right to go out, but you can think that there is dirty blood on the knife. Look at this play, but you directed it all by yourself."

When I heard it, I laughed and said, "If I had known it would have made Xiao Guozi, go get some sanitary napkins used by women and wipe the knife. Or get a riding cloth and wipe the knife. You can tell me how good it would be."

As soon as these words came out, Master and the others secretly laughed behind Dashi.The teacher also said: "This kind of bad idea, you can only think of it, little fat man. But if you use the right method, it is still very effective."

Old Mr. Zhao actually added a sentence: "Old Taoist Shui, except for this little fat man of yours, probably no one would do such a thing. We old men would never have thought of such a thing."

I stared at the same old Zhao, and said to Master: "Master, here is all loess, where did such a big stone come from? What is this stone for?"

Master looked back at me, nodded and said, "Good question, it's rare for you to notice this under such circumstances. It's good that some progress has been made, and there is still room for improvement."

Then he looked at me and continued: "This is not an ordinary stone. It is used for cultivation at this time. Some people use things like jade and silk to make stones like this. Then people sit in it and walk. The method of breathing. It turns out that we have a book called "Oolong Dan Jing", which contains such records."

I groaned and said, "Master is talking about the last successor of the Lingbao Sect in the early Ming Dynasty, Daoist Ma Wulong?" Master looked back at me and nodded.

I smiled and said: "Then this is what he said in his book, the Xuanyu Qi Gathering Cup? I thought it was a small cup made of jade, where you can drink water and eat. After they fight and lose both, we will put Get this out. After you go back, you can practice here with the teacher."

Master patted me on the head and said, "What are you thinking about? The practice method is different, and it's useless if you take it back. If you don't give me an honest, be careful to drive you out of the teacher."

The teacher smiled and said: "You are also a child of other people's filial piety, you don't need to forget it. Why do you hit other children, it's okay!"

I rubbed my ears and looked towards the stone. Although there are many "horse immortals", there are still very few of them with high abilities.In a blink of an eye, most of them had died under the knife of the Yin soldiers, and the rest were some "horse immortals" with high mana.

The Yin soldiers couldn't be killed no matter how hard they fought, and they were killed with great difficulty.In a blink of an eye, he stood up again and continued to chop with the knife.Moreover, the knives of these Yin soldiers can emit a green flame when they are chopped down.

This is the most troublesome thing for the "Traveling Immortal".Even if the knife cannot cut itself, it will be burned by the green flame.And at this time, the Yin soldiers will rush forward, sucking the air of the "Chuma Fairy".

Originally, these "horse immortals" were attached to the human body by some animals, so they have both yin and yang.These have become the best supplements for Yin soldiers.

Every time those Yin soldiers inhaled the Qi from the body of the "Chuma Fairy", the originally illusory body would gradually become real.It turned out that there was only a cloud of black air under the armor, except for the two eyes that glowed green.

Now it's all right, you can actually see the outlines of some people.When the outline of a person is fully formed, it basically turns positive.But before becoming a real person, there is still a short cycle of yang energy in the body.

Looking at the unbeatable Yin soldiers, each one has the outline of a person.I anxiously said to Master: "If Master continues to be sucked down by these Yin soldiers, not only will they regain their human appearance, but their strength will also be stronger than before. How can we deal with them?"

The teacher said in a low voice: "Once they become fully human, their strength will increase. But they will not be able to release will-o'-the-wisps and use the weapons in their hands without restriction. You must know that those weapons are not weapons in reality, but just Illusion of ghost energy."

I nodded and said: "But the rest are the elites of Chumaxian, and the fight will be endless. When will we be big? Are we going to wait like this forever?"

The master smiled and said: "Don't worry, it's your turn to play right away. When you play, you must remember not to pull out the silver slave. No matter how uncomfortable your body is, don't pull it out. Just use the Thunder Jue, and we will help you out." You're in charge."

I blinked my eyes and said, "What do you mean Master, can you make it clearer?" Master smiled and said nothing, and pointed outside to ask me to pay attention.

I looked along Master's finger, and it turned out that it was assisted by the middle-aged Taoist Master Huang.Black Hu Laodao actually knocked the Yin Bing Commander off his horse, and tried to absorb the Yin Qi from the Yin Bing Commander's body.

It was just to see the commander of the Yin soldiers screaming, swishing a few Yin soldiers and stuffing them into his body.In the blink of an eye, he became bigger and bigger, and grabbed Heihu..