My years as a fortune teller

I hurriedly told my little nephew to wait, and turned around to get a cup.The little guy didn't know what I was going to do, so he lifted his pants and shouted: "Uncle, what are you doing, I'm going to pee my pants."

It not only woke up my sleeping father, but also my mother and others by shouting.

I took the cup and pulled down the little guy's pants, and said to the little girl, "Pee quickly, I'll buy you something delicious after peeing." As soon as I heard that there was something delicious, the little guy urinated into the cup.

While catching the urine, I said, "Can you urinate accurately, I urinate all over my hands."After I finished urinating, I took it to my father: "This is your grandson's urine. I took a little for you. Recently, your yang energy is too weak, and the medicine you take is highly toxic. You drink this."

The drinking of boy's urine has existed since ancient times.And my parents often talked about it when I was young, so I am not exclusive about this.

The most important thing is that my relationship with my father is super good, and my father listens to me and believes in me.So without hesitation, he drank the cup of boy's urine.

Watching my father finish drinking the boy's urine, I helped him to lie down, and my mother made food for him.I went to another house and called Master.

I told the master all the things that happened in the past few days. The master asked me to go back as soon as possible, and taught me three talismans by the way, and asked me to draw them and paste them in three directions of the house.I had a hard time putting down the phone. In fact, it was easy to say anything. The key is that my family doesn’t believe in ghosts and gods.

Now I can't control so much, I will go to buy materials first, and buy some delicious food for my little nephew and niece by the way.

When I got home, I gave food to the two little guys.Then shut yourself in a house and open the altar to draw amulets.Then he said to his mother and elder brother: "The reason why my father ran away at night this time is mainly because my father suffered from a long illness and suffered from blood deficiency. I have, but there is no guarantee that it will not appear again in the future. Now I have three talismans here, which can guarantee that my father will not encounter any more things."

My mother and elder brother disagreed with posting at first, but finally, after my hard work, I agreed to post it.So according to Master's request, one was pasted above the head of the bed, one was pasted in the kitchen, and the other was pasted by the front door.

During lunch, I told my family all about how I met Master when I went to burn incense and pray for gods in Xi'an, and how I learned Yi from Master.

Although my mother may feel uncomfortable, but seeing that I have recently adjusted and dealt with my father is not bad, so I acquiesced.As for my brother, he didn't talk to me since he was a child, he just said that I don't want to be cheated.

My father has opened up a lot after this experience, and the only thing he can talk about is that he wants me to get married and have children.God!It's this problem that's bothering me again.Look at my second-married brother, I don't have a problem with myself.

Besides, I don't even want to get married as a practitioner now.That is to say, from this day on, as long as my father is in better spirits, he will talk about what he wants me to go on a blind date every day.

I couldn't take it anymore, it was like wearing a magic spell, whispering in my ear every day that I should go on a blind date.I couldn't take it anymore, so I found an excuse to buy a train ticket, went back to Xi'an to clean up, and then went to Zhongnanshan to find Master.

My parents saw that they couldn't keep me, so they had no choice but to ask me to go.In fact, I also want to stay, and the Chinese New Year will be in a few months.But Master must have something important to ask me to go back.so i have to go back...

Back in Xi'an, I first went to the shop of Baxian'an, but I didn't expect that Fatty Liu was still not there.And my kitten was actually fat and fat eating at the neighbor's house. As soon as it saw me coming, it immediately ran to my trousers and rubbed it around.I didn't bother to hug it, I just went in and got my silver slave, Blood Jade.After buying some food, we set off towards Zhongnan Mountain.

Zhongnan Mountain, also known as Taiyi Mountain, Difei Mountain, Zhongnan Mountain, Zhounan Mountain, referred to as Nanshan, is a section of the Qinling Mountains. "Capital", "Crown of the Cave" and "The Most Blessed Land in the World".

Qin Shi Yinxi was the order of the Hangu Pass, and one day he suddenly saw purple air coming from the east.I had a premonition that a sage would pass by here, and one day an old man wearing a multicolored cloud coat came riding a green bull.After Yin Xi asked, he realized that it was Lao Tzu who had come from the west. Overjoyed, he invited the Taoist ancestor to give a lecture at Louguantai.Since then, Louguantai in Zhongnan Mountain has become one of the birthplaces of Taoism.

In addition to the beautiful natural scenery, Zhongnan is also because it has been an important place for practitioners to practice since ancient times.Especially in recent years, Mr. Bill Porter, an American sinologist and translator of Buddhist scriptures, visited the legendary hermit who practiced in Zhongnan Mountain.

I wrote a book "Orchid in the Empty Valley", which made many Chinese people know that in today's society, there are hundreds of people practicing hermits in Zhongnan Mountain.

But what I know is that this number is very conservative. There are at least 1000 Buddhist and Taoist practitioners practicing here.The oldest of these people is over a hundred years old, and the youngest is also many years old.My master is one of these people.

After driving for nearly an hour, I finally came to a village along the road at the foot of the mountain.I'm going to walk up the mountain here. If I'm lucky, I can walk for four hours to the place where Master is.If you are unlucky and encounter rain and snow, I will find a place to wait for the weather to improve.

I remember one time when I went to Master’s place, it actually snowed in May. Fortunately, there were herb pickers who were with me at that time, and they took me to a hut where the herb pickers rested.

I was lucky this time. Although the road was still so difficult to walk, the weather was fine and the mountains were not very hot.After walking for three and a half hours, I could faintly see Baguading.After walking for more than half an hour to Baguading, I could see Master's cabin.

After walking for a long time, I am a little tired and a little thirsty.There happened to be a spring beside the mountain road, and a small stream of water flowed out of the spring and slowly gathered together.

I walked over and squatted next to it, took some spring water with both hands and washed my face.Then he took some spring water and put it in his mouth, and a cool and sweet taste spread all over his body immediately, which is something you can't taste in the city.

I was drinking water, and suddenly a thing covered with leaves and soil moved a few times.Just a sip of spring water was still in the mouth, and I was startled when I saw something moving, so I spit it out.

I thought I encountered some kind of beast or monster, so I hurriedly pulled out the silver slave.Because Zhongnan Mountain is not only a sacred place for human cultivation, but also a sacred place for some animals, so I suspect that I have encountered something that has become a master.

Just when I was about to concentrate, I saw the thing stretch out its arms and twist its neck.As soon as he made this movement, I saw clearly the monk.

Although he couldn't see his face clearly, the soil and leaves on his neck fell off when he turned his neck, revealing a dirty, hairless head. "Damn, he's a Zen monk," I thought to myself.

I saw the monk moved a few times, then jumped on the ground, and walked to activate the meridians of the whole body.I also looked up and down the monk, and he was only about five or sixty years old.He was dressed in a khaki robe with a dozen or so patches on it. Apart from a little soil, there was actually some bird droppings on his head, and a pair of straw sandals were also opened at the front and back.

I clasped my fists and bowed to the monk: "Great master!" Hearing my voice, the monk was startled, stood beside me, looked at me, and bowed to me with clasped hands: "Amitabha, the benefactor is polite!"

I smiled and said to the monk: "Master is practicing Zen here, I don't know, I'm disturbing Master's cultivation."

The monk glanced at me and didn't answer, just asked me what month it is now.After I answered, the monk said, "How come more than half a year has passed after just sitting for a while." I was very depressed when I heard that, "He sat without eating or drinking for more than half a year. Who is this?"

The monk looked at me and said, "The little benefactor has dry food..."

As soon as I heard this, I hurriedly took out a pot helmet from my backpack and handed it to the monk.The monk took it and didn't thank him. He wolfed down half of it and drank some spring water.Then he bowed to me, took the half pot helmet and left without saying a word.

Fortunately, when I went up the mountain, I bought a few more.There are many practitioners in Zhongnan Mountain, and their tempers and behaviors are also strange.I didn't bother to ask, and looked at his figure traveling far away, and gave him a deep salute.But I always felt awkward in my heart, so I shouted at him: "Master, your monk robe is torn, and your buttocks are exposed."

When the monk heard it, he quickly touched it.After touching it for a long time, I couldn't find it, and then turned to stare at me.I looked at him, it was funny, and I couldn't help laughing.