My years as a fortune teller

After dealing with the matter on the construction site, I just called Master and said lightly to persuade Zhu Zigang to surrender himself.Neither the master nor the teacher said anything, but I knew that fire cannot be contained in paper.

Today I was meditating, listening to the phone ring.I stood up and stretched my limbs, went to the living room and picked up the phone.When I opened it, it turned out that it was Master calling. I wondered what the old man was doing.

So I hurriedly picked up the phone, and it turned out that Master wanted me to go back to Shimen Mountain.And they will also take the train back that day, asking me to wait for him and the teacher to arrive at Shimen Mountain.

After I hung up the phone, I felt a little nervous.Let's not talk about the unhappiness caused by the uncle asking me to be the head last time, even those senior brothers are like black-eyed chickens.This time I made so many things, and even used the forbidden law.These people don't know how to punish me, how to make fun of me.

However, according to Master's order, I can't do it if I don't go.After dawdling for two days, I bought a ticket to Tianshui.After arriving in Tianshui City, I looked at the car to Shimen Mountain and thought about it.For the last time, I went to Shimen Mountain after two days in Tianshui City.

I didn't expect that just as I went up the mountain, I was told that the master and the teacher had arrived early.Why!I was so scared that I didn't even pack my luggage, so I ran to Master and Teacher.

Unexpectedly, the ceremony was not finished yet, so the master asked: "How did you solve the matter over there this time, explain it clearly to me. Otherwise, be careful!"

After I scratched my forehead and thought about it, I knew that this kind of thing couldn't be avoided.And there is something going on later, so I have to trouble Master.So I talked about how to invite the "Zhenjun Siming" and how to punish Zhu Zigang.

After the master listened, he looked at the uncle and the teacher and said, "You see, I said that this kid caused me trouble. If you still don't believe me, you can see if that's the case."

Then Master came over and held my ear, and said, "Do you think that your wings have grown stiff and you can't listen to what I say? Look at how courageous you are. You did this without my consent."

The teacher gave me a thumbs up with a smile and kept nodding.The problem is that he didn't come over to persuade the master, and my ears won't be broken if he pulls me like this.But I didn't dare to hide, so I had to let Master hold me like this.

The uncle couldn't bear to watch it any longer, so he came over and took Master's hand away from my ear.He smiled and said: "There is nothing wrong with him doing this, not to mention that the bad guys get punished, and he also realizes what true love is. Isn't that right? I think he did a good job, but it was a little too extreme."

"Hey!" The master sighed and said, "Go, go and find your elder brother who is the head of the sect. Take twenty sticks first, and remember that you can't lose even one stick. If you let me know that one stick is missing, or make a lie How can I deal with you."

After I answered, I rubbed my ears and went to look for the senior brother in charge.Unexpectedly, there is no such punishment yet.After these twenty sticks, I still won't be torn apart.Think about why my life is so hard, and I still get beaten for doing good deeds.

The current head, that is, the person in charge is my uncle's eldest disciple, who is in his 50s.When he saw me coming to him, he smiled and refused to let me salute.Instead, let me sit next to him, and then offer a cup of tea made by mountain spring.

This somewhat flattered me, and I dared not say it.He sat down anyway, picked up the tea bowl and sipped the tea.After driving for half a day, I didn't even take a good sip of tea.For someone like me who loves tea, it is simply a cruel punishment.

The senior brother drank the tea and said to me: "How about this tea, junior brother? This is the best tea I choose here. After washing it with a clear spring, it is then boiled in a civil and military fire."

After I took a sip, I let out a long breath and said to my brother: "The water is good, but the tea leaves are not good. I have a can of West Lake Longjing in my bag. They picked it from their own tea garden. You can try it." How is the taste?"

Then he said to a little Taoist priest who was in charge: "That so-and-so, go and get my luggage. Don't take the suitcase, just take the bag with tea in it." The little Taoist responded and ran away.

Brother smiled and pointed at me and said, "No wonder Master and Uncle like you so much. I like your straightforwardness too." He laughed a lot.

Looking at him, I suddenly understood something, and immediately stood up and bowed and said: "Senior brother, the little brother went out and caused trouble this time. Master asked me to come here to receive the stick. Please, brother master..."

Before I could finish my words, he grabbed my hand and said, "Okay, okay, leave this matter to me. I have also heard about your incident this time. Although some forbidden methods were used, The intention was good. I didn’t do any other bad things, so I think this stick will be spared!”

I just wanted to clap my hands and laugh when I heard it, but I couldn't think about it.Immediately said with an aggrieved face: "You should fight, lest you can't pass the test in front of the old man in the future. Besides, there will be more disciples in the future, and other senior brothers have done wrong. If you beat them, you will definitely pull me to talk about it Yes. It’s not good for your prestige, you should fight! Just show mercy and don’t use too much force.”

Upon hearing this, the senior brother in charge pondered for a long time and said, "Okay, since the junior brother understands righteousness so well, I will not be polite. Feng'er, go and tell your other senior uncles to wait in the Patriarch Hall." One of them who was under 20 years old came in. The Daoist boy responded and turned and ran out.

At this moment, Dao Tong came with a bag, and I immediately opened it and took out a can of tea that I drank, handed it to the senior brother in charge and said, "This is what I drink and I just unsealed it, you can keep it for yourself!"

The brother in charge opened the tea barrel, sniffed it and said, "That's right, it's good tea, so I'd like to thank my brother." Then he put the tea on the table, patted my back and went out with me.

Came to a dilapidated hall at the back, except for the tablets of the ancestors of the past dynasties.There is nothing else, which is similar to Longhu Mountain.Standing twice are my senior brothers and their proud disciples.

After I entered, I greeted each of them one by one, and then the brother in charge announced in public that I had used a forbidden method.Now I have to receive twenty strokes of the rod, as a warning to others.

When the head brother was about to take out the stick, I almost passed out.Where is this a stick? Is this the bolt used on ordinary mountain gates or city gates in the past!Although this one is small, it can be moved by one person.But if I continue to fight this time, I will almost die if I don't die.

I swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and quietly said to the senior brother in charge: "Brother, you wouldn't hit me with this, would you? If you hit me on the butt this time, you will lose your skin even if you don't die!"

The senior brother in charge said with a smile: "You go lie down and be tortured, I am free to measure." As he said that, with a wave of his hand, two Taoist boys came over and pulled me to a bench in the middle.When I wasn't paying attention, Shushua actually used a rope to fix my hands and feet on it.

It's over, it's over.I can't even move, it seems that the senior brother who is in charge just now used the strategy of inviting you into the urn.Why am I such a fool, didn't see through it early?Damn, if I knew this head, I would sit down and see who dares to beat me.

That's when I heard: "Execution!" I looked back and saw a very strong Taoist priest holding a door bolt and was about to knock it down.At this moment, I only heard: "Stop!" The door bolt stopped abruptly, only an inch away from my buttocks.

I looked up and saw that it was the senior brother who was the head of the sect, and I heard him say: "Everyone, brothers and nephews, we have cultivated the world with compassion, so don't watch this cruel scene and go out!" , went out first.Except for the four executioners, all the others left in a blink of an eye.

Damn, this old guy drinks my tea.You beat me with such a thick door bolt, and you have the nerve to say that you are practicing with compassion.Don't call me or go out, if you still have the breath, let's see how I deal with you!

At this time, a little Taoist priest said: "Uncle, let's execute the sentence!" Before I agreed, I saw the bolt hit my buttocks.I was so scared that I yelled loudly...

But after a long time, I didn't feel any pain in my body.I looked back and saw that these few were counting hard while swinging the door latch.Every time the bolt was dropped, one end would thump on the ground.

A Taoist priest ran over and said, "Uncle, you are shouting twice, otherwise, the ancestor must know that we are playing favoritism. Then we will be the ones who will be punished."

I nodded hurriedly when I heard it, and yelled "Ah oh".After fighting for a long time, several little Taoist priests stopped.Standing aside panting, shaking his wrist at the same time.

"Hey," I said with a smile, "Did my senior brother arrange it like this, thank you for your hard work. When I go out, I will definitely bring you something fun."

A little Taoist priest said: "Uncle, when you go out, remember to teach us a few tricks. As for what to wear and eat, we don't care. Especially those things you have experienced, you must tell us. "As soon as his words came out, the other three little Taoist priests followed suit.

I smiled and said, "Mumada, when I go out, I will pass on something to you guys. By the way, is there any water? It makes my throat smoke. Get me some water to drink."

A little Taoist priest said: "Uncle Master has prepared it for you!" After speaking, he waited and went under the table where the patriarch's tablet was enshrined, took out a bottle of mineral water and ran to me.Then ask me to open my mouth and feed me directly into my mouth.

Wow haha ​​this stick, not only did not feel at all.There are people feeding water to drink, and it would be so beautiful if there is another cigarette.But this is the Patriarch Hall, smoking is wrong.

After drinking the water and screaming, my meal of the stick was considered over.To be honest, I almost fell asleep, it was so boring.If it weren't for the binding of hands and feet, he would have sat down to drink water.

After loosening the rope, I was going to go down for a walk.Who knew that four little Taoist priests brought a wicker chair and insisted on me lying down on it.I thought it was because I had just been beaten, so it was indeed a bit wrong to go out like this.So I lay down on the rattan chair and let a few little Taoist priests send me out.

Not far away, I saw a few brothers discussing there. Fortunately, the four little Taoist priests covered me with a blanket.Otherwise, the flaw must be seen!In this way, I was carried into a room, and then the brother in charge came to see me, left me a bottle of medicine and left.

From this day on, except the master, the teacher and the uncle did not come.The rest of the brothers, one by one, gave me some herbs and said a few words to me.Someone is waiting for the meal, except that I can't go out and walk around.

In the evening, a few little Taoist priests came over, either pestering me to explain Taoism, or asking me to talk about those experiences.There's nothing to do anyway, and it doesn't matter if you ask them to order something.

Two weeks later, the senior brother who was in charge came over again and said, "The injury is almost healed, you should get down and move. If you are in such a nest, the uncle really thinks that I beat you so hard that you can't get out of bed."

When I heard this, I smiled and said, "Thank you, senior brother, for being merciful, but why haven't I seen a few old people recently." I asked while putting on my shoes.

The brother in charge said with a smile: "That day after you were tortured, they left, saying they were going down the mountain to do some business. I guess they should come back tomorrow or the day after tomorrow. Junior brother should be careful in doing things in the future, and remember not to be reckless, lest I be in a dilemma. "

I nodded, and then I heard the senior brother continue to say: "If you hadn't sneaked away that day, I wouldn't be the leader. Speaking of which, I should thank you! I am different from you. I became a monk here. When I left Shimen Mountain, I didn’t even know the direction. In addition, without your comprehension, I don’t know what to do if I can’t become the head of the sect!” After listening to the words of the head brother, I understand the point nodded.