My years as a fortune teller

I guessed right, standing behind me was Fatty Liu Er who was selling antiques downstairs.I grabbed Fatty Liu Er's hand and said, "Your sister frightened me, when did you jump up, why didn't I see you?"

Fatty Liu Er chuckled, "I came up when you grabbed the beautiful woman's hand just now. Fatty, you have changed your taste now, you like old women, heavy taste..."

Hearing what Fatty Liu Er said, I hurriedly said: "Fuck you, what nonsense did Er Fatty say? Just now..." "Okay, okay, I'll make you anxious." I called Fatty Liu before I finished talking. Cut me off: "I don't know who you are, that's what I was talking about just now. Why is the client I introduced to you today not bad? Do you have to buy me a drink after opening?"

I opened my eyes wide when I heard it: "No way, you introduced it to me, are you kidding me? Where did you come from such a customer, wouldn't it be the customer who bought your fake antiques again?".

When Liu Erpang heard this, he blushed and said: "What, please invite me to dinner, and I will tell you while I eat." I nodded helplessly: "Hey, it's not easy to open a business. How come you are such a plague god? When I clean up, let's go together." After finishing speaking, he turned to clean up the house without responding.

This Fatty Liu Er sells antiques differently from others. He is originally a second-to-fifth eye, and he only needs basic books to understand antiques.Therefore, some good things are often sold as high imitations.

If it is an imitation product recognized by a master, if someone sees it, he will tell people whether it is real or not.Even if it is imitated, it will tell when it was imitated.He is also more honest, and naturally has many customers around him.

Sometimes a customer sees other people's things, and when he finds out, he will drag the customer to bargain.If a friend he knew bought someone else's fake product, he would also go to help the person return the product and ask for money.So people here say that he is a "melon baby".

Because of the close distance and similar age, we often sit together to drink tea and chat, and our relationship is much better than others.Especially every time the landlord came to ask me to urge the rent, he would help me when I was in a tight situation, so the relationship between us is better than brothers.

In addition, I am fatter than him, and people who have a better relationship here call me fat and fat.Because of some of his deeds, I call him Erpang.

Liu Erpang and I went downstairs to a noodle shop on the corner of the street.There were relatively few people inside, so I sat in front of a table, gave Liu Erpang a wink and said, "Sit down, what are you doing watching?"

Liu Erpang was a little depressed: "No way, I will introduce a client to you to open the business, so you can treat me to noodles, it's too stingy."I ignored Liu Erpang, and said to the proprietress: "Two big bowls of fried noodles, one vegetarian cold dish, and a bottle of cold beer and one Bingfeng." The proprietress responded and turned around.

Er Fatty sat opposite me helplessly, I glanced at him, and said with a proud face: "It seems that I usually come here for noodles, today I will add a cold dish for you, cold beer is fine!"

Er Pang said angrily: "You are a stingy skin, so please treat me to a mutton steamed bun..." I didn't allow Er Pang to interrupt him directly: "You are so fat that you still eat mutton Paomo, well, I will definitely invite you next time. Tell me, where did you snatch the client for me?".

As he spoke, he lit a cigarette for himself, and Er Fatty also lit a cigarette. Er Fatty didn't raise his head, picked up the cigarette and put it in his mouth, saying, "Who else is there, it's Cui Erye."

"What, cough, cough..." When I heard the words Cui Erye, I took a sudden puff of cigarettes and almost choked me to death.Er Fatty grinned: "No way, I was so scared when I heard Er Ye's name, it's nothing, I have everything..."

I took the words directly: "Go to hell, the second master is one of the few old people I respect here, and after robbing his clients, he will tell me how to behave..."

Before I finished my words, I heard an old voice behind me: "Forget you, you still have this snack..." I didn't need to ask after hearing this voice, I knew that Cui Erye had already stood behind me at some point.

Hearing this voice, Er Pang stood up abruptly: "Second Master, look, I didn't see you getting old with my dog ​​eyes, I just looked down..." Er Pang just lowered his head to smoke, and also No attention behind me.

I also hurriedly stood up, pulled the stool and wiped it with paper a few times: "Second Lord, sit down, lady boss, add another tomato and egg noodles, and a bottle of "Laotaibai"..."

Cui Erye snorted heavily and sat next to me. The proprietress brought cold dishes, "Old Taibai", beer and Bingfeng.Cui Erye glanced twice: "Who wants this beer and Bingfeng, take it away."

I hastily said to the proprietress: "Take the beer away, and get me two appetizers." The proprietress looked at me in embarrassment: "We only sell noodles and cold dishes here..." I couldn't allow the proprietress to say, "Just keep it simple and have some candy." Mixed tomatoes, fried green peppers with eggs, all regular customers help."

The proprietress walked into the kitchen helplessly, and I immediately picked up the bottle and poured a glass of wine for Er Ye, and another glass for Er Fatty: "Second Master, you see that I am a vegetarian and can't drink alcohol recently, so I will use Bingfeng to toast you, and Liu Fatty too Seeing that I haven't opened for a long time..."

Cui Erye picked up the glass, ignored me, took a sip of wine, pointed to Fatty Liu and said, "If you don't mess with Er Ye for a day, you will feel bad, don't you? If someone comes to divination, I will go to the toilet, and you will be robbed." Thankfully, it was for Xiao Zhang, what if I do something wrong for someone else, what if I hurt him?."

Erpang said with a hippie smile: "Look, Erye, I still don't know the severity of this. It's because I know Dapang's ability that I introduced him to him because you were not around..."

Second Master Cui didn't wait for Fatty Liu to finish speaking, and then said to me: "You are the only one I have eyes for here, see if you can still remember Er Master's good words, let's forget about today's matter..."

Hearing what Cui Erye said, Fatty Liu and I hurriedly picked up our cups and clinked glasses with Er Ye.Seeing the smile on Cui Erye's yin and yang face, I think this test is finally over. I winked at Fatty Liu, and Liu Fatty immediately understood and toasted frequently, and drank with Second Master Cui.

While drinking happily, the proprietress brought up cold tomatoes and scrambled eggs with green peppers, and then brought up two bowls of fried noodles and a bowl of tomato and egg noodles.Cui Erye also unceremoniously took a bite of "Old Taibai" and a bite of green pepper and egg. Erpang and I took two bites of vegetables and ate our own noodles.

The three of them didn't say a word, except Er Pang and Cui Erye occasionally clinked glasses, and no one mentioned what happened in the morning.I wiped my mouth after eating the noodles, and just as I took out a cigarette to light it, I heard Second Master Cui say, "Xiao Zhang, did Fatty Liu sell you that piece of jade?"

"Jade" I asked in surprise: "What jade?" Before I finished asking, I was kicked lightly by Fatty Liu, and I hurriedly looked at Fatty Liu.What a shrewd person Cui Erye was, he wiped his mouth and said lightly: "Why, your two brothers can still punch with their feet? Fatty Liu..."

Er Fatty sighed helplessly when he heard this: "Hey, Er Ye, it's not that I don't want to sell you, the main reason is that I think that jade is a treasure, and I want to be the treasure of the store."

Second Master Cui took a sip of his wine and said, "That jade is too evil, you can't hold it down..." "Wait" I hurriedly interrupted Second Master Cui, "What jade, why did you pull me in?"

Liu Erpang looked at me and said, "I collected a piece of jade in my hometown a few days ago, and this jade turned into blood when it encountered blood..." "Blood jade!" Before Erpang finished speaking, I was shocked Hudao, Cui Erye and Liu Erpang both looked at me in surprise.

Looking at the surprised eyes of the two, I quickly said: "Don't you two, you will look at the little one like this, and the little one will feel embarrassed. Finish the wine first, and we will chat slowly after drinking. This is not place to speak."

Speaking of picking up my Bingfeng bottle, Cui Erye and Fatty Liu also picked up their wine glasses and touched me.He drank all the wine in the glass.

But the two still looked at me with a strange look.Those eyes were clearly asking me: Xiao Zhang, what do you really know?How did you know?People are like this, full of curiosity about things they don't know, and look at what others say with a suspicious and distrustful attitude.Everyone is the same, so am I...