My years as a fortune teller

I slowly opened my eyes amid a violent shaking and tingling pain.I looked at myself lying in the teacher's arms, Fatty Liu, "Fire Eye Dragon King" and mandrill were all staring at me.

I tried my best and said to the teacher: "There is a huge snake head in the teacher's cave, which should be on the picture. Let's get out of here quickly, or it will become its prey."

The teacher smiled, then patted my forehead lightly and said: "No matter how you look at it, you are a big and thick old man, but you are scared like this by a snake head who has been dead for many years."

"Ah, the head of a dead snake?" After listening to the teacher, I looked at Fatty Liu and asked, "Is it dead?" Fatty Liu looked at me and nodded. "I can't believe it!" I stood up while shouting, "Is there any mistake, how do you look like the real thing?" Just after I finished speaking, everyone including Fatty Liu covered their mouths laugh.

I grabbed Fatty Liu's ear and said, "Your sister, what were you yelling just now? I thought it was real, that's why I was so scared." Then I turned around and patted the mandrill and said, "What are you doing? You, a dead monkey, are so frightened like that. You are a mountain elf, you are afraid of a fart! It made me crazy too."

After listening to the teacher, the teacher smiled and said: "First of all, it is the fear in your heart, which is why this kind of thing happened. Is it useful to blame others? If you have the confidence, Mount Tai will collapse in front of you without changing your face." After listening to the teacher's education, I scratched my head and walked to the black hole again.

I didn't expect that when I went to take a look, there was still a huge snake head stuck in the cave.Two red eyes stared at me firmly.Isn't this the head of the giant snake?how... how?

I just thought of this when someone tapped me on the shoulder.Looking back, I saw that it was the "Fire Eye Dragon King", and I heard him say, "Don't be afraid, little fat man, it's normal for you to react like this when you see such a big snake head. I checked just now, and this snake has been dead for a long time. Because the owner of the card is a ten-thousand-year-old cold cave, the body is well preserved."

"The cold cave of ten thousand years," I repeated, "Master Gou, don't forget that snakes are cold-blooded animals. They can hibernate in cold places, and they will come back to life when the weather turns warm."

The teacher laughed and said to the "Fire-Eye Dragon King": "Old Loach, you think my fat apprentice is full of grass! Let me tell you, there is knowledge in his belly. Let's see how you answer him now." question." After speaking, he squinted his eyes and smiled.

"Fire Eye Dragon King" blinked his eyes and said: "The fat boy's question really stumps me, but I have a solution. It depends on whether you have the guts to play with me." looked at me with a smirk.

I poked my nose and said, "Master Gou doesn't need to use this aggressive method. I'm better at these things than you. Just tell me what you want to do, and I'll just accompany you. With you, Master Gou, what can I do?" Scared? After finishing speaking, I looked at him indifferently."

"Hey!" "Fire Eye Dragon King" said with a smile: "I didn't expect this kid to join my army, okay! I have a way to help, let's go down the gap between the snake's head. You will know, this snake Is it dead!"

After listening to his words, I stared and said: "Master Gou, I knew you had no good intentions, you will admit it! The snake head is so big, and the hole is so small. It's just that there is no snake head stuck here, my body It’s even hard to get in. What’s more, I’m still stuck with a snake’s head, how do you want me to get in. Isn’t this a joke!”

The teacher laughed and said, "Old Niqiu, you think my fat apprentice is easy to deceive, right? He has a lot of eyes, not to mention ordinary evil spirits. It's just because some monsters are fooled by him. Yes, I think you should calm down and think of other ways!"

"Fire-eyed Dragon King" said with a smile: "Okay, I was wrong! It's really hard to fool this kid. Now if you want to know if there is the cauldron you mentioned behind the snake, you have to pull the snake out. As for how to do it, you see Do it!"

After he finished speaking, he sat on the ground and looked at us.It means that I have made up my mind, and you see what to do with the rest.I have no choice but to rely on you? You figured out a way.

The teacher looked at it and said with a smile: "There is a way, but you have to tell me. If the snake is not dead, how long will it take to wake up? As long as you can be precise about this, you don't have to think about the rest. "

"Fire-Eyed Dragon King" looked at us with a helpless smile and said, "I told you that you must be dead, but if you don't believe me, I'm going to bite you a few times. If such a snake wakes up, it usually takes more than three or four hours. And as long as Even if Banla's body is still in the cave, even if he wakes up, there won't be much threat. The premise is that he can't let it move forward."

The teacher nodded and said, "Little fat man, do you know what I mean? Our inference of being an old loach is wrong. We need to pull the snake out to see if there is a tripod on its tail. What method do you think we should use?"

I smiled and said: "Teacher, are you testing me? This is very easy to do. The first is to lock the soul array to trap its soul. The second is to put a large array outside. If you can't trap the soul , Immediately activate the formation to destroy it."

The teacher nodded and said: "As expected of being the proud disciple of Shui Laodao, it is indeed right. But do you know what kind of big formation to use outside?" The teacher is testing my knowledge.This is a piece of cake for me.

I immediately smiled and said: "Teacher, I am also your apprentice! In addition to the Soul Locking Formation, I think the Thunder Fire Formation should continue to be used. It is best to have someone use the Five Thunder Techniques to guard the third gate. Once you reach the Thunder Fire Formation, immediately Release the Five Thunders."

The teacher nodded in satisfaction, turned around and whispered a few words to the "Fire Eye Dragon King".He also nodded, and then whispered a few words to the teacher.

The teacher nodded and looked at me with a smile, and said, "Go ahead, set up the formation as you want. Let's find a way to pull out the snake's head, and the mandrill will go in immediately after the snake's head comes out, and tell us what's going on inside. .” After speaking, without waiting for our promise, he arranged for us to do all this.

Although this is my first time setting up an array, it doesn't sound good.If you haven't eaten pork, haven't you seen pigs running?These can't help me, and I also understand that this is the teacher testing me.

There is something that can be used here, that is, the eight braziers.Although part of the fat inside was poured out, the rest was enough for me to set up the formation.Outside the simple soul-locking array, I set up a Yin Lei Yang Fire Array.Then he pulled out the silver slave and inserted it in front of the array.As long as the Soul Locking Formation can't block the giant snake, it will reach the position of the Yin Thunder Yang Fire Formation.I immediately urged the silver slave to destroy it with the thunder method sealed on it.

After I have laid out all this, I will ask the teacher to come and see.The teacher looked at it and said with a smile: "Yes, it is indeed good. Even if I enter this formation, it is not easy to get out. Besides, there are a handful of silver slaves guarding it, and you have gathered the world, thunder and fire. I am very satisfied with this formation. Go and help Xiao Liu pull the snake's head!" After hearing this, I sat down on the ground with a thud.

I stared and asked: "Teacher, you are the one who asked me to set up the formation. Just now I said that you are the one who pulls the snake's head, and this will become my business again. Is there any reason for this?" I just finished speaking , After the teacher pulled me up, he kicked my ass.I can't even remember, this is the first few feet.Just use my ass as a sandbag!

The teacher looked at me and said, "How old are I and the old loach? Are you willing to do this kind of physical work? Go ahead, we touched the oil around the snake's head, and it can be pulled out with a little effort. "He said and pushed me.

I reluctantly walked up to Fatty Liu, glanced at him and picked up the rope.Pull the snake's head with Fatty Liu as hard as you can, not to mention whether the snake is dead or alive.Just this snake head, which is bigger than a truck, took a lot of effort from both of us to pull it out of the hole a little bit.

When the teacher saw it, he immediately yelled to stop, and Fatty Liu and I immediately collapsed beside the snake head from exhaustion.The mandrill entered the cave in a flash, and its movements were very agile.

That's when I saw that the snake's neck had rotted away, and some white bones were exposed.But the rest of the body is still intact.I don't know what this means, but it is certain that the snake must be dead now.

The teacher looked at the giant snake and sighed: "It's a pity, he died of poisoning. Otherwise, in such a thick giant snake, there would still be some in the bad Neidan." After speaking, he shook his head.

"Fire-eyed Dragon King" stepped forward to look at the snake and said: "Actually, this snake skin is not bad, you can make a piece of armor after it is taken off. Hey, it seems that this thing should be mine!" The knife began to peel, revealing the half of the snake's skin at the entrance of the hole.

While peeling, the mandrill suddenly jumped out, standing there and squeaking. "Fire-Eye Dragon King" stopped and looked at it, and said with a smile: "It seems that the snake skin is gone, hey, why do I carry it like this!"

The teacher asked him what was wrong, and "Fire Eye Dragon King" said with a smile: "This cave is vertical, and there is an underground river below. The body of this snake is almost eaten by the fish in the river. You think I can still have snakes?" Skin? But there is good news, there is a piece of copper underneath, but it is not tied to the tail of the snake."

After hearing this, the teacher took off the rope from the snake's head, threw one end to the mandrill and said, "Go and tie it to the copper plate, and we will pull it up. By the way, be careful when you go down. I don't think this snake is the one on the mural." .” Seeing the rope, the mandrill went down again without saying a word.

I pulled the teacher and said, "Where did you get the rope? It looks very thin, but I didn't expect it to be so strong. And it can be as long as you want. Tell me quickly, and I will get one too."

"Fire Eye Dragon King" hit me on the head and said: "Is this a rope? This is the tendon of the giant snake I gave the old guy, let alone the snake's head. Even if it is pulling a truck, his length is enough. "

I was stunned when I heard that it was snake tendons.No wonder it is so easy to use, looking at the thin one so tough.How can I get one too?Looking at this thing, I am a little greedy.

Just thinking about it, Fatty Liu pulled up the mandrill and the copper piece together.The teacher went over and first pulled the mandrill over, and then took the copper piece to look at it.This piece of copper is bigger than what we got, and there are a few words engraved on it.

The teacher looked at it with a smile and said: "Look at the little fat man, these words are exactly the same as Qinling's curse. It seems that we are getting closer and closer to success. As long as we find the remaining copper pieces, people in Qinling will not have to curse in their hands." It's gone." Looking at the excited teacher, I couldn't laugh.

"Fire Eye Dragon King" looked at the copper piece and said: "I'm sure, I must have seen this in the mountain. It's just that I don't know which way to go. Do you think we should go down this cave or retreat?" Go out and go to another cave."

The teacher looked at me, then at him and said, "I mean, continue to walk through the cave you walked through. After all, you saw it there. There is a copper piece here, which can't explain it. The tripod you mentioned is here. .” He nodded.

I have no objection to this proposal. Teacher Shuozhen's analysis is correct.But the giant snake on the mural has not appeared yet, is it hidden somewhere?If this is the case, it means that the tripod is on the giant snake.When you see Ding, you also see the giant snake!Oh my God!Is this snake still alive? ...