My years as a fortune teller

We are all thinking about this question, where does the cold jade come from?Is there any ghost in this jar, that has not been refined.Once these problems are connected in series, any problem can be solved.But we can't connect anything now, so everyone is silent.

Fatty Liu suddenly yelled: "Whoa, whoa! What are you sitting here thinking about? After you finish your meal, you'll have a good night's sleep. After you wake up, everything will be settled. Let's go!" Stand up and pull me and Cui Erye.

I checked the time on my phone and it was almost time, so I said with a smile: "Let's go, everyone, you all know what I think. You should rest assured now, let's go. I will treat you at noon today. Flat noodles, sticky tubes Full. Let's go!"

Cui Erye and Gao Shengwen grabbed me at the same time.After taking a look at Gao Shengwen, Second Master Cui said to me, "Can you stop being so stingy, every time you treat guests with noodles or noodles. Be generous, can you get two stir-fried vegetables and a bottle of good wine?"

Fatty Liu also squinted and said to me: "Last time at Baxian Temple, I introduced a client to you and agreed to treat me to dinner. In the end, this kid came with two bowls of noodles, and added cold dishes and wine when he saw the second master coming. Later When I went out, I still paid for it, but he didn’t say thank you. I don’t care if I don’t believe it. I want to eat bang bang meat today. If it’s not enough, steamed meat is fine. The worst thing is, give me three roujiamo, the meat needs to be fat That’s the way to eat beauty!”

"Amitabha" I said with a smile and said: "Almsgiver, you have already eaten fat and big ears. After eating like this, you will become fat like a pig. For the sake of your body, poor monk, you should eat some vegetarian food! These two The old benefactor eats too much meat, so he is prone to various diseases and should be taboo! As for this..."

Before I finished speaking, Gao Shengwen interrupted directly: "Stop it, even if you say that the sky is falling, you have to treat us to a good meal today. Besides, whoever said that wine and meat have passed through the intestines of the Buddha has something in his heart! You you Tell me that you are not a good Taoist priest, you have to be a monk of wine and meat. What kind of dog meat is sold under the guise of a sheep, I know there is a good stir-fried dish here. Today, everyone let go of your stomach and eat hard, let's go!" Holding my hand, he dragged me out involuntarily.

Professor He and Erye Cui smiled behind and locked the door for me.Second Master Cui said to Professor He from behind: "When you meet Fatty Liu, there is nothing you can do if you don't agree. I just didn't expect that Xiao Gao is also very reckless today."

Gao Shengwen turned around and said to Cui Erye: "I was a rascal, and I have been bullied by Huzi for more than a year. Today is our turn to bully him, otherwise I will always feel unsatisfactory." I smiled. Helplessly shook his head.

Because the weather was a bit cold, it was at a wild big fish shop on Taibai South Road at that time.Inside is a stove similar to the kang style of the past, with a large iron pot sandwiched above it.Gao Shengwen helped choose and made a bunch of food.A whole fish weighs more than ten catties, we split up and asked for half.Then I ordered another bottle of Zephyr 30 Years before I started to eat it slowly.

I ate halfway and suddenly said: "Oh no, I was dragged out by you without my wallet. Now it's over, it seems that Brother Gao has to pay the bill again. You see, if you have to drag me out just now, you can't ask me Have you got your wallet yet?" Gao Shengwen and the others stared at me blankly.

Fatty Liu was eating fish, and slowly raised his head and said to me, "Big Fatty has something to tell you, don't be angry. When I pulled you just now, I saw your wallet was on the table. I think you want to treat me anyway. , It would be embarrassing not to bring a wallet. So I brought the wallet out for you, so that you won’t be ashamed if you can’t pay the bill.” He took out the wallet from his pocket and handed it over.

I was taken aback for a moment, then I couldn't help laughing when I saw him handing over the wallet.Cui Erye, Professor He and Gao Shengwen also laughed.Fatty Liu chuckled and threw the wallet into my arms.

Cui Erye wiped away his tears with a smile, and said to me: "Order tofu in marinade, one thing is one thing, the two of you are not brothers, but brothers are better than brothers. With you two together, I can eat one more bite of this meal. I can take another sip." He shook the empty wine bottle and asked the waiter to bring another bottle.

I hurriedly stopped, and said to Second Master Cui: "It's not that I'm stingy, Second Master, I don't invite you to drink. It's because I can't drink this wine anymore. I have another important matter tonight and I need you to help me."

Cui Erye stared drunkenly, and said to me: "What big thing you said, let me see if it is true. If it is fake, tell you Huzi and give me another bottle. After so many years, I am still the first It's such a pleasure to drink for the first time." He patted the table as he said.

At this time, the waiter came over with another bottle of wine, and I took it in my hand and let her go first.Then he put the wine on the table and said to Cui Erye: "The wine is here, see if what I'm talking about is a big deal. If it's not a big deal, you can open it and drink it." He looked around and whispered to him: "I'm going to go to school with you at night, do you understand?"

When Second Master Cui heard this, he was taken aback for a moment, then looked at me and said, "What exactly do you mean? How can I be a little confused if you just say it directly. Why are we going to school at night? Why are we two going!"

I hiccupped and said to Cui Erye: "If you think about it, the female ghost can come out during the day, which means that there is a most yin monster in the school. But we don't know about the body, so we go to see it at night. .”

Fatty Liu blinked his eyes and said to me: "Big Fatty, why don't you take me with Professor He and President Gao. No matter how bad we are, we can help you!"

Cui Erye slapped his face with his hand, and said to Fatty Liu: "Huzi only told half the truth. He asked me to go with him because I used to be a tomb robber. Going to these places at night, and experience Know how to avoid. At the same time, we go not only to look at the ghosts, Huzi wants to lure the female ghost out as much as possible. At the same time, we search in the school to see if someone is causing trouble somewhere in the school. You are not as good as me in these aspects, and you all have your own. Things have to be done. If something happens to the two of us, Mr. Gao and Professor He will come forward to rescue us. Don’t you!”

"Okay!" I patted Cui Erye on the shoulder and said, "It seems that Er Ye is really not drunk, and his mind is so clear. This is what I want to do, but I don't know how to say some words just now." Then I said to Cui Erye Second Master said: "Second Master, why don't we open this bottle of wine and let's continue drinking?"

Cui Erye snatched the wine and hugged it in his arms, and said to me: "Huzi, Er Ye drank too much. But Er Ye knows clearly in his heart, don't drink this wine, let's drink it after this matter is settled. "We all smiled and continued to eat.

When I paid the bill, I was a little distressed by the small one thousand meal money.But there is no way, it is rare to invite them to a meal.So even though my heart was bleeding, I settled the bill and helped Erye Cui back to the house where I lived.

Cui Erye fell asleep as soon as he entered the door, and I tidied up and stared in the study for a while.I didn't wake up until around ten o'clock in the evening when my phone rang.Called Cui Erye, tidied up and we went out together.

We didn't take a taxi and walked to the school gate along the way.Then I found a small street stall, ordered some supper and observed the surrounding situation while eating.It looks very deserted here today, and there are not many people on the street.

Cui Erye checked the time, it was only past ten o'clock, which was a bit abnormal.Cui Erye said to the boss while eating supper: "Brother, do you have boiled water? Give me a glass of boiled water. I'm thirsty."

The boss looked back at us, and said to my second master Cui: "The business has been very bad these two days, so there is no boiling water. How about bringing you a Bingfeng, see if it works."

Second Master Cui wiped his mouth and said, "Is that all right, what's wrong with you? You are doing business at the gate of the school, and you still say that business is not good. Then you can say where you do business, and it will get better."

The boss came over with two bottles of Bingfeng, put them on the table and said in a low voice, "Hey, you don't know. The school was closed last night, saying that there was an accident in the school recently."

Cui Erye handed the boss a cigarette, and said, "Now that school doesn't have these things, it depends on how you look at it. If closing the school can solve it, we should focus on the quality of the students."

The boss looked back to see that there was no one in the booth, so he sat next to Cui Erye.He said in a low voice: "Brother, you don't know. This is the cemetery in our village. Later, the village rented the land to the school, and part of the cemetery was moved away. You can see the small path over there, and you can walk a little further to the cemetery. The door. At least half of the cemetery is there, just separated from the school by a wall. You understand now!"

I looked up at Second Master Cui, then nodded secretly.Cui Erye said: "Hey, my brother and I also said that next year, we will get the baby here to go to school. Are you afraid of people being cruel when you say that, I think we have to choose a new one."

At this time, I also finished eating, and gave Cui Erye a light kick.Cui Erye took out the few cigarettes he had just opened, and handed a piece of twenty money to the boss.Then walk with me towards the cemetery to see what's going on here.

Cui Erye said to me as he walked: "Just now, the boss who sells snacks and I spoke Shaanxi dialect, you can understand me. Could it be because of this cemetery that caused the evil spirits to surge out at the same time?"

I shook my head slightly, and said to Erye Cui: "The cemetery has been here for such a long time, and the school has not been haunted. Why did it come out this time? This is not the main reason. But it must have something to do with it. We still have to Observe and observe for yourself."

Speaking of which, we came to the small iron gate, a low red brick wall as high as a person.Cui Erye looked at me, then looked around and said to me: "There will be no one here, let's go directly over the wall."

I looked at it privately, and said to him: "What are we going to do if we go in, we might as well find a way to get into the school. There is no point in wasting time here. Do you think what I said makes sense?"

Cui Erye ignored me, climbed up the wall and said to me: "Didn't you hear that boss said that there is only one wall between the cemetery and the school? Think about it, since they are so close, is the wall on that side not high?" .Let’s climb over that wall, or it will be over. Don’t be too fat, you can’t climb over the wall!"

I heard it too, and the old man was right.Besides, I was too underestimated, what would I become if I couldn't climb over a low wall.Thinking of this, I took a few steps back, and with a little run-up, I climbed over the wall smoothly.

Second Master Cui smiled and said to me: "The boy is not bad, and his skills are not bad. You can see that the wall opposite is also built of red bricks, but there is no place for you to run up. But if you look at the corner, there is an obvious difference in height. Just go up from wherever we go, we just turn over to the school."

I nodded and was about to go with him.Suddenly something like hair floated past my face, I looked at Second Master Cui and he was also looking at me.Needless to say, we all understand that we met a kid in the cemetery.

I patted Erye Cui and said, "Let's go and ignore her. If she dares to scare us, she won't be able to do anything." As I spoke, I pulled Erye Cui across one grave after another, and walked towards the corner.

But just when I got to the middle, I suddenly couldn't move back.Both legs seemed to be stuck separately, and the left and right sides of a grave bag could not move.

I looked at Cui Erye, he seemed to be stuck here just like me.I sneered, the ghosts in this cemetery are quite interesting.They actually use this method to scare us, without looking at who is standing in front of them...