My years as a fortune teller

When those people in black robes saw me coming out, they seemed to rush forward. Unexpectedly, Tianzun didn't even return his face and said: "I'm not going to retreat, a bunch of useless..." Hearing this, the people in black robes obediently retreated to the side up.

I bravely took a few steps forward, and heard Tianzun say: "Your mouth is sleepy, is it tiring to keep holding things in your mouth? Are you afraid at this moment, so I guess I should say a few foreign words to strengthen myself , you look very relaxed, don't you?"

When I heard this, I thought that this person is very powerful, and he has seen through all of this.It seems that I don't need to pretend, and I can't pretend.Besides, I was not his opponent!

Thinking of this, I immediately felt relieved, and walked towards him: "You are really right, aren't you! You are amazing. But I have always wondered what a person like you looks like? Can I take a look at you?" !"

Tianzun laughed when he heard my words: "Didn't you already go this way? As long as you are not afraid, come and see!"

"Hahaha" I said with a smile as I walked, "You are really generous, I am not afraid..." I walked a few steps to a place not far from his front, and looked at this Tianzun.It’s okay if you don’t read it, but I completely regret it when I saw it. This is the thing I regret most in my life.

I saw a skinny face as if it had been scalded by boiling water, all of which were covered with wrinkles, the right eye was round like a mouse, and the left eye seemed to be pulled out by something, and the eyeball was actually pulled out of the eye socket .The nose is barely visible, with only two nostrils pointing upwards.The upper lip is divided into two halves, and the lower lip is tightly bitten by two front teeth.

I was so stunned that I was completely speechless, and at this moment, I only heard Tianzun say: "Your determination is good, even if this group of trash starts to see me, they will be scared to death."

It's not that I'm not afraid, it's that I was frightened and didn't know what to say. How can I be human!Is it simply the reincarnation of evil spirits!I swallowed deeply and said, "It's a pity that you don't go to make ghost movies. It's really a loss of this appearance! What should I call you?"

Tianzun glanced at me and said: "This deity is under the command of the ancestor who killed the gods..." I immediately stopped and said: "Stop, don't take it too far, I'll call you ghost way for your appearance!"

As soon as I said this, the men in black robes immediately shouted.Unexpectedly, this person whom I call Gui Dao smiled without anger: "You are so courageous, you provoke this Tianzun again and again, aren't you afraid that I will kill you?"

I smiled helplessly and said: "Can you still let me go, just kidding, you will kill me sooner or later, and I can't beat it, no matter what, people have to die anyway, let alone my half-way practice..."

Guidao laughed wildly when he heard my words: "Okay, concentration is really good, I like you more and more now, how about you worship under me, I will accept you as an apprentice, I not only let these children go, but in the future I will pass on my mantle to you, and you will be the next new Empyrean, and the heavens and the earth will be the only ones for you..."

"Fuck" I interrupted him directly, "You think that I learned Taoism for longevity, and for longevity I do things that are harmful to the nature and reason, and are not as good as pigs and dogs. You think me too simply. My family was not good when I was young. I went to slaughter pigs and cows in the slaughterhouse. My hands were covered with blood. I learned Taoism to repay these blood debts. If I followed your example, even if Master didn’t kill me personally, God would kill me too. Besides, although I am not from Yushu Linfeng, I feel ashamed if I want to learn from you, who is not human and ghost, how can I see my parents in the future, you shameless dead eunuch... ..."

I thought I couldn't survive anyway, so I wanted to vent my anger by cursing.As for what to scold, I don't know how to come out.But I didn't know that in the depths of the darkness, there were two pairs of eyes watching my every move.

Ghost Dao was completely irritated by me, stared at me with his right eye and said, "You are so brave, you dare to insult me ​​like that. Who is your master?"

"Fuck" I said to him immediately after hearing this: "You also want to know who my master is with this face? You don't take a piss to take a picture of yourself, but ask my master... By the way, you are a eunuch, that Ouyan Weiwei or Chen Wenwen pissed on this shameless Heavenly Venerable, let him see his face before we talk..."

I haven't finished my sentence yet, and today I'm screaming like a ghost.Then I ran straight towards me. I instinctively blocked it with my hand, but I didn't expect a silver light to flash from the silver slave in my hand.

Gui Dao covered his face with his hands and said, "What kind of weapon is this?" When I saw that he was afraid of Yin Nu, the dancer Yin Nu immediately danced and said, "I tell you that you don't know. It's useless to ask, you just wait." Die!" I was so proud...

I just heard Guidao said: "Do you think that the deity is really afraid?" As I said that, my eyes blurred, and then I felt a heavy slap on the back. I immediately flew into the air and fell heavily to the ground.

With a "poof", I spat out a mouthful of blood and said, "Your sister actually knows how to use the clone technique to hurt people in the back. It's too shameless." I slowly raised my head and saw that I was falling at the feet of Chen Wenwen and others.

The mouths of the children were tightly gagged, and they looked at me in horror.I didn't expect to save them, but now I have to throw my 180 catties here.

At this time, I was really afraid that my old father was still lying on the hospital bed, and I hadn't extended his life yet.I still have a master, who has taught me so many things and still haven't reported on the master.But now I am actually going to be killed here by this ugly thing, I am not reconciled...

I wiped the blood from my mouth, turned over slowly, looked at Guidao and said, "You're just like this, what else can you do."

Gui Dao slowly walked to the front of the group of men in black robes: "Later, I will kill this kid first, so that you can taste what the blood of a practitioner is like." After speaking, the men in black robes all laughed.

I sat cross-legged with difficulty and said to them: "Do you think this is all you can do, young master? You underestimate me." As I spoke, I drew a talisman in the air with a silver slave and said, "God! Thunder boom boom, thunder boom, thunderbolt, heaven and earth are inconsolable... Urgently, like a law." When I read the last sentence, I saw a thunderbolt falling from the top of the mountain.

When Gui Dao saw it, he dodged for a moment, and the thunder caused by the silver slave exploded among the group of men in black robes.After a burst of dust, all the men in black except Gui Dao fell to the ground.And there was a smell of burnt meat.I looked at it and said with a smile: "Sure enough, they are a group of beasts, so smelly..."

I only heard the dark ghost say quietly: "I really underestimated you, you actually know the Heavenly Thunder Curse. I thought you knew a little about Wulei's little method, careless, careless." After a pause, he continued: "This way Tianlei has also used up a lot of your energy, let's see how you respond to this Tianzun's trick."

Talking about chanting mantras and pinching formulas.I knew this would kill me, nothing but death.I don't have any strength, I can't run away and I can't make a trick.I raised my head and shouted into the air: "Master, this disciple did not disgrace you." As I said that, a flash of lightning shot towards me...

At this moment, a red light wiped out the lightning, and a bald-headed man in a tattered gray monk robe appeared in front of my eyes.I rely on this time to make movies, and there are really noble people appearing.I was ecstatic, how could I look at the back so familiarly, and asked weakly: "Master is merciful, I don't know which master came to help."

"Little bastard, why don't you even know you, Mr. Crazy Taoist?" The man said without turning his head, "You are too heartless. Hey, I said, old guy, your apprentice is about to die, why don't you come out?"

No way, am I dazzled? The person standing in front of me is actually a crazy Taoist. How does he know that I am here?There are too many reasons, listen to his words, is the master also there?......

I saw an old man in a white robe slowly coming out of the corner. "Master," I choked up and called out, "I thought I'd never see you again."

Master ignored me, and said to Guidao who was hiding aside: "Don't you want to see me? I'm here, don't you dare to come out?"

"So it's you two immortals?" Gui Dao walked out slowly: "I thought you were all dead, but you're still alive. No wonder this kid is so stubborn, so it's you two immortals behind him?"

Before Master could reply, I heard the mad Taoist say to Master: "Go and see your apprentice and those children behind, and leave this evil to me!" Master walked up to me without the slightest expression.