My years as a fortune teller

Speaking of this, the crazy Taoist looked at me and said, "Boy, do you understand?" I nodded for a moment and said, "You are Li Keren, the closed disciple of Sanyang Zhenren, and Kongwu is my master."

The mad Taoist nodded and said: "These are not important, the important thing is that I have discussed with your master, I have never met a suitable apprentice in my life, so I want to teach you all the teachings of the master, you are you willing?"

I was surprised when I heard it and said, "No way, why are you so kind today?..."

I'm in the mood for the story of the madman!In the end, the old man directly said that he wanted to accept me as an apprentice, which frightened me for a long time.

Since ancient times, it is a big taboo to switch to other sects without the consent of the master. Although it is not so strict now, can the master be happy if I change to other sects?

I secretly looked at Master, this old man actually meditated with his eyes closed!I scratched my head anxiously, not knowing what to do.

I am depressed!The mad Taoist slapped him heavily on the head and said: "Little bastard doesn't like me, right? If it weren't for seeing that you can cook good food, I won't be so old in the future. I will be hungry and full. I won't I want you to learn from me! Other than being fat, you love to make trouble..."

When I heard it, my head was full of little black lines.I got fat all over, and I like to make troubles, and I get into troubles all the time, so I'm just like a pyrotechnician who specializes in cooking and doing odd jobs.

At this time, the master opened his slightly closed eyes, looked at me and said, "It's rare that a lunatic thinks highly of you, so you can just worship him as your teacher. Don't limit your learning, and learn to be inclusive."

What Master said made sense, and I knew that what Master said agreed with me, but I was still a little awkward.do not know why?

The crazy Taoist looked at me and suddenly smiled, and then said to the master: "I like this little bastard more and more, and I understand affection. I am afraid that if you worship under my disciples, I will not be able to do my master-student friendship for you in the future."

After speaking, he walked up to me, patted me on the shoulder and said, "Although you are not talented, you can make up for your weakness with hard work. I am an old man, and I didn't learn much at Sanyang Zhenren. I studied under my mentor for five years. I have become a feather. So there is not much I can teach you. You don’t have to worship me as a teacher, if you want us to be brothers.”

The latter sentence not only surprised me, but also my master felt helpless and depressed.Is it all?He is called my master and brother, and now he wants to call me brother and brother.

Before I could speak, I heard the mad Taoist say: "Why don't you want to tell you about your seniority? When your master meets my master, you have to respectfully call him patriarch. I am a brother to you and I have wronged you." No."

I was completely dizzy when I heard it.My master saw Sanyang Daoist who wanted to become a patriarch, and that crazy Taoist was at least my master's teacher, and he and my master had been called brothers and brothers for decades.Calling me brother and brother now is not killing me!

Thinking of this, I said to the crazy person: "Crazy man, can you not let me go crazy with you?" The crazy Taoist priest was stunned for a moment, and I continued: "You were originally a generation older than my master, and now you are with me. Master calling you brothers means your friendship for decades. If I become brothers with you, will I be called big brother when I meet my master in the future?"

Crazy Daoist laughed and said: "Yes! Little bastard, I just tried you just now to see if you have forgotten the principle of respecting the teacher in order to learn advanced spells. Not bad, I That's right. Lao Shui is mine now."

When I heard the little black line on my forehead, it turned out that the two old men were testing me and almost fell victim to it.Fortunately, I didn't steal and play tricks, otherwise I would not only fail to learn, but also be expelled from the school by my master.

At this time, my master suddenly said: "This child has a kind heart, so don't use your narrow-mindedness." After speaking, he looked at me and said, "It's not that the old lunatic wants to test you. After all, people in this society are sinister. He also has difficulties. Now you worship him as your teacher."

I stood there and thought about it, and saluted the crazy Taoist: "Thank you, Taoist priest, for looking at the kid like this, but I have one request." The crazy Taoist looked at him, and I glanced at him, and continued to say to him : "I already have a master, so I want to ask you not to call me master anymore, I will call you teacher if I want to. In this way, I can distinguish you from my master and respect you."

As soon as I finished my words, Master and the mad Taoist laughed together, the mad Taoist nodded and said: "It's hard for you, well, I will do as you said."

As soon as I heard it, I immediately knelt down and kowtowed.Since then, my days of misery have begun...

I didn't know that my apprenticeship this time was actually the beginning of a life of suffering.On the second day after the apprenticeship, under the arrangement of the two old men, I moved the sofa, coffee table, and dining table in Gao Shengwen's living room to the small bedroom or balcony.

Then the Crazy Daoist actually used seven small bowls on the ground, placed them in the direction of the Seven Stars and Big Dipper, and kept changing them.I have to watch carefully and then walk by myself, and pay attention to their changes at any time when I walk.If you don't pay attention or make a mistake, you will be punished.

I wondered, I was with them every time they went downstairs!Even walking around the community, I didn't see any boards or sticks.

But after going upstairs that time, the two of them actually conjured up a board that was about the length of a forearm. As long as I took a wrong step or couldn't carry something on my back, I would slap the board hard.

Once I was beaten so hard that I couldn't even sit down, so I had to cook and serve the two old men.At night, I either sit on the ground or kneel on the ground to learn Qimen Dharma.

Sometimes I think, when I have an apprentice, it will be the same. If I do not do it right, I will give him a hard board and serve him. If he doesn't spank his butt, I will not be his master.

After two months like this, one day Gao Shengwen came to visit me and the two old men and saw the chaos at home.In particular, there are many spells, Qimen gossip and astrology charts painted on the walls and on the ground.I just saw that Gao Shengwen's head was full of small black lines, and he didn't dare to offend us.

Before leaving, he insisted on leaving some money for us, saying that it was a red envelope for him to help him adjust Feng Shui and have a child, so that his fortune would improve. I couldn't refuse it as soon as I heard it.

Just when I was about to finish my studies, I was really absent-minded that day.I stepped on the wrong steps several times in a row, and my master hit me several times in anger.It's so easy to go right, and then get carried away and go wrong again.

The angry madman hit me hard on my butt a few more times, and my master even hit me on the head directly.As a result, I blocked it with my hand for the second time, but something happened to this block.The third time the old man hit my right wrist, it became red and swollen immediately, and I went to the hospital to check for fractures...

I remember that night when I was sleeping on the floor, I saw Master and the crazy Taoist priest quietly approaching me.I didn't fall asleep at the time, but in the dim light, I saw two lines of tears hanging on Master's face.

I know that Master hates me for being harsh in the morning, and I also understand that if you don't cut a jade, you can't make a weapon. It doesn't matter if you get beaten, as long as you learn the real skills.Besides, if you have an apprentice in the future, you will definitely find it twice, hehe...

Master stayed with Taoist Crazy for another two days, and then told me to go to Shimen Mountain in Tianshui, where I would spend the Chinese New Year with my uncle.They want me to rest in peace here, and they will be looking for me when they come back in the next year.

I think the Chinese New Year is coming, and the road is bad, so I want to send the two old people there.As a result, someone came to the door on the third day. It turned out that the master had contacted there in advance, and he would come to pick him up on a good day.

Before leaving, the mad Taoist handed me a book without a cover, and told me to spare time in the evening to read it carefully and understand it carefully. If I fail to answer the test next time, I will hang my other arm.After finishing speaking, he and the master left with the people sent by the uncle.

I went back into the house and used my other hand to wipe all the writing on the floor and walls.Then find a cleaning company to clean up the house.

Just after finishing these things, I heard my phone rang. I picked it up and saw that it belonged to Cui Erye.On the phone, Erye Cui asked me where I was?Are you going home for the New Year?

I couldn't say it back, but Cui Erye said happily that he wanted me to go to his place to celebrate the new year.I thought that instead of celebrating the New Year here alone, I might as well go to Cui Erye to rest there.So I immediately agreed to Cui Erye's invitation.