My years as a fortune teller

I opened my eyes and saw a snake head standing in front of my eyes.A pair of sinister eyes stared at me motionlessly, and a snake-shaped snakehead was spitting back and forth in its mouth.It is only an inch away from me.With just a little bit of force, it can bite into my nose in one bite.

Where did this snake come from, and when did it wrap around my neck?This is too scary, it still looks at me with such eyes.Damn, someone help me come over and take this snake away.

Although I don't know the name of this snake, it can still be seen from its colorful body that it is a very poisonous snake, and it can be said to be very rare.So far, I have not seen a snake with such a colorful body.

Sweat slowly dripped from the tip of my nose, and my heart was beating incessantly.The snake actually wrapped around my neck twice, and a part of its body was tightly attached to my face. The wet and greasy feeling made my stomach retch.

I silently swallowed a mouthful of saliva and continued to meditate with my eyes slightly closed.When fear comes, the best way is to treat fear as air.So the best way now is to ignore it by meditating.

When I was slightly closing my eyes to resist the fear, I heard a voice say: "What a mixed body of true qi! The yin and yang two qi are mixed like nature, and black and white are distinct to protect the dragon and the tiger. It seems that the little fellow Taoist came from Shimen Mountain. Daoist Kongwu has something to do with it."

When I heard this, I was taken aback, and I could tell that the true energy in my body was Hunyuan true energy.This is already very powerful, if I can see my teacher's family and inheritance, then this person can be regarded as a master among the masters!

I immediately opened my eyes and saw a thin figure appearing in front of my eyes.Of course, the snake still used that posture, staring at me motionless.The figure in front of him was a Daoist who was only about 1.6 meters five.

You can see that he is wearing a dark blue Taoist robe, his hair is pulled up on the top of his head, and a wooden chopstick is inserted horizontally.The skin on the face is very fair, without any wrinkles.He looks like he is in his forties, and he doesn't have a beard on his mouth.

When I saw him, I wanted to stand up, but who knew that the snake immediately made an attacking posture, which made me tremble all over.He was only thinking about standing up and saluting, but he didn't expect that there was a snake around his neck, and now he would irritate the snake.

When I was thinking this way, I heard the Taoist priest shout: "Don't be presumptuous and rude! Come down obediently, and be careful to be caught and stewed and drank the soup." When the snake heard it, it slid from my neck in a desperate manner. up and down.Whoosh flew into the Taoist priest's sleeve, the Taoist smiled and touched his sleeve.

The Taoist smiled and sat on the stone opposite me, looked at me and asked, "Fellow Kong Wu, how is your health recently? It's been more than ten years since we parted last time, and I don't know if he is still dying now." Nanshan?"

The snake just now was actually raised by this Taoist priest, but now he doesn't know whether he is an enemy or a friend.In case it is an enemy, I said it directly, what should I do if he goes to my master?If it's a friend, it doesn't matter if you say it.

The Taoist priest suddenly laughed: "You little brat, you still doubt whether I am an enemy or a friend. It seems that you are very loyal to your master, and also very filial, afraid that I will disturb his intensive cultivation in the past!"

No way, I can actually see through what I think.It seems that there is no point in not telling the truth. If you are a friend of the master, you can just ask him to ask the mind.If it wasn't for Master's friend, I would suffer now.

Unexpectedly, the Taoist priest laughed again, and said to me: "I know who you are! Some time ago, a Taoist friend came to visit me and told me that now Taoist Kongwu has a fat apprentice who causes troubles all day long. Although apart from a lot of harm, it also caused a lot of trouble for Fellow Daoist Kong Wu, even the head of the sect was unwilling to accept it, so he secretly ran down the mountain! I guess this fat man is you!"

I'm dizzy, it's really good things don't go out, bad things spread thousands of miles!Wait, I haven't done anything bad either!But who said that about me, actually said that I caused a lot of trouble for Master.Isn't this a big joke!

Thinking of this, I looked at the Taoist priest and said, "This Taoist priest, you heard all these gossips! Yes, the person you are talking about is my master and his old man, but everything I do is what I should do. It’s nothing to cause trouble for Master, we are all doing our part.”

The Taoist priest nodded, and said to me: "Neither humble nor overbearing, soft and hard, he really came out of the same mold as Kong Wu. Is he still practicing in Zhongnan Mountain? I must visit him when I have a chance. How did you accept such a good apprentice?"

I bowed to the Taoist priest, and then said to him: "My master, teacher, and Uncle Xuanhe are now traveling around the world. I don't know exactly where. Sometimes I'm in Zhongnan Mountain, sometimes I go to Qinling. Not long ago, I just went to Gansu."

The Taoist priest nodded and said to me: "I still know about his going to Gansu. This old guy is getting more and more at ease now. By the way, the teacher you are talking about is that crazy bald man, Sanyang Daoist close disciple?"

I nodded and replied: "That's right, it's the old man! Could it be that the Taoist master also knows my teacher? He is always with my master now, and he will come back to give me advice when he has nothing to do."

As soon as I finished speaking, I saw the sleeves of the long-clothed snake tremble a few times.The Taoist said with a smile: "When I heard the name of the old lunatic, it scared my dragon. Every time this old thing comes, he has to find a way to catch my dragon and make soup."

I was about to laugh when I heard this, when I suddenly thought of someone.This was quite a long time ago. When I was chatting with my teacher once, he told me about some people in the Taoist sect, and he specifically mentioned a "Dragon Master" in Laoshan.

Thinking of this, I stood up, made a big salute and said, "Could it be that the Taoist priest is the Taoist priest of Laoshan? I have visited the Taoist priest twice in Laoshan, but it has never been fate. I didn't expect to see Taoist priest here today." long."

Daoist laughed, gestured with his hand and said: "Get up quickly, I didn't expect that old guy to mention me to you. Hey, I haven't seen him for a while. If I have time in the future, I will go Look for bad luck with this old thing."

I was a little surprised when I heard the priest admit it.According to my teacher, this "Shenlong Daoist" is over 80 years old, and his ability is not inferior to him and the master.In particular, the practice of inner alchemy is completely derived from the true biography of Longmen Qiuzu.

The Taoist priest looked at me and said, "The name Shenlong was given by someone else, so you can just call me Uncle Liu Mingde. Your master and teacher and I are all of the same generation, so you don't have to be so restrained and see outsiders."

I hastily saluted and said: "Hi, Master Liu, I'm so polite here. I didn't expect to see Master Liu here. It's really a great fate to be blessed by the patriarch! I just have some troubles in my heart, so I would like to ask Master Liu to give me some advice." .”

The Taoist priest looked at me and said with a smile: "You don't have one worry in your heart now, but two worries. The worries in the distance have not been resolved, and now some new worries have been added. Haha, it is as the legend says, You are an expert at causing trouble!"

The little black line on my forehead, when did I become an expert in causing trouble.Who installed this for me?But now there is no way to deny that some things will come to me for no reason.Let's not talk about it, just talk about this time.Isn't it just found for no reason?

Thinking of this, I jumped to the opposite stone and said to Liu Daochang: "Uncle Master, since you can see through my mind, please teach me what to do now, I don't know what to do at all."

The Taoist priest nodded and said to me: "Come with me, this time you have really encountered a lot of trouble. Since God has arranged for you to solve this matter, then you should do it properly. Don't give your master They are ashamed, and let the door be quiet." He said and walked down the boulder on his own.I also hurriedly followed him, got off the boulder and walked towards a cave...