My years as a fortune teller

Suddenly I felt that I should have a celestial eye, but this is very difficult to practice.Among the mythical figures of Taoism, the eyes between the brows of Erlang God belong to the eyes of heaven.In addition to being able to see everything in the sky and the earth, the eye of the sky also has the saying of increasing longevity.

Yin and Yang eyes are different, this one can only see Yin ghosts floating in the yang world, and there is also the saying of shortening lifespan.Because Taoism has the magic of enslaving and raising ghosts and gods, using the existing yang energy to open the yin and yang eyes, and then raising ghosts and monsters to prolong one's actual lifespan. These methods are also called witchcraft.Therefore, many Taoist practitioners do not know how to practice Yin-Yang eyes.In Taoism, the yin and yang eyes are also called dazzling eyes.

Western scientists have done thorough research on yin and yang eyes.Because some people have yin and yang eyes caused by a congenital disease, the main cause is that the five elements in the patient's body are odd, or the five internal organs have congenital defects.Its symptoms are mainly to see some vague things without time and place restrictions; occasionally you can also see wandering spirits or ghosts. very bad.

I have seen in the notes collected by Master, the commentary on "Hunyuan Yiqi" written by this sect.Master has explained in detail both Yin-Yang eyes and Tianyan, and in the cultivation of Yin-Yang, Master wrote a big "forbidden" in his notes.

But every time I wanted to learn more about the cultivation method of the Celestial Eye, Master always smiled and told me to wait for the right time to tell me.What is the right time?If Master doesn't tell me, it's not easy for me to ask these questions.

At this moment, I suddenly wanted to have a celestial eye that could see through the old man in front of me.It's a pity that I don't have one, so I can only speculate as much as possible here.But it's uncomfortable to pretend like this. If there are melon seeds or peanuts to eat, it would be perfect to have a can of beer.

So it's hard to pretend like this, there's no way I can't expose myself now.Today's silver slave is also very good, unexpectedly at such a critical moment.There was no light at all, indicating that the current silver slave has connected with me.

I was having fun here when I suddenly saw a head protruding from the crematorium.There is thick hair on this head, but something is smeared on the black hair.One gray, one white, and one brown-red in the middle.

What the hell is this? Why is it so ugly?This is the first time I have seen such a ghost. Could it be that all ghosts who have been burned have this virtue?It seems that cremation really cannot be advocated in the future, or my relatives will become like this.

Just as I was thinking about it, I saw that the ghost seemed to be stuck in the mouth of the crematorium.I was a little shocked when I saw this scene. Could it be that this ghost was fatter than me when he was alive.That's not right, even if you're fatter than me, it's impossible not to get out of the oven?

Just watch him twist left and squeeze right, and after a long time, he finally squeezed out his left shoulder and arm.But it seemed that he had no strength all over his body, so he let out a long breath.Then the head and arms that came out fell to the ground together, as if not discouraged.

It's very funny, that's all there is to it!It's so difficult to get out of a furnace, how can you be a ghost.Hey, I directly served this ghost.It was a failure when I was a human being, and it is also a failure to be a ghost now!

Mr. Meng stood there without moving, just quietly watching the ghost at the furnace mouth.His back was facing me, so I couldn't see the expression on his face clearly.It is estimated that he will be depressed enough this time, he did not expect to meet such a ghost.

The ghost took a breath, rested for a while, and continued writhing.Finally, half of the body was removed from the furnace mouth, but the buttocks were still stuck in the furnace mouth.I saw him slowly lift his upper body, and then tried his best to get out of it.Looking at his pale face, I couldn't help puffing up my mouth to help him.

Who knew that after he exerted himself for a long time, his body suddenly fell down.Then a sentence came out of his mouth: "I can't get out, give me a hand and pull me out. The furnace opening is too small, it stuck my ass."

This sentence almost made me laugh out loud.It turned out that after working on it for a long time, it was pretended by a living person.When I came out suddenly, it really scared me.After a long time, it turned out that it was pretended by a big living person.

It's very funny, what the hell are you pretending for no reason!Could it be that He is with this old man and is going to see me make a fool of myself?It seems that it is not so simple, it is to try me.It doesn't matter, if you want to give it a try, I'll do it, young master, I'm already prepared.

Seeing that Mr. Meng walked over, patted him on the head and said: "Why are you so stupid, can't you get out of other furnace openings? You are such a big man, you don't have a brain at all." Said He stepped on the stove with one foot, and grabbed his shoulders with both hands.

Seeing that the old man's face was flushed red, he heard a snort.The old man stepped back five or six steps, and sat down on the ground.And the people in the furnace fell face-to-face as if they had been squeezed out.

I really couldn't help but laugh out loud. I have never seen such a stupid person before.I'm convinced, I can pretend to be so sharp to scare people.In the whole world, only this pair in front of me!

Mr. Meng stood up from the ground, walked over and pulled up the head of the lying fake ghost.Just a few slaps, and the people lying on the ground were stunned.After a long time, he raised his head, looked at Mr. Meng and said, "Master, why did you hit me?"

Hearing what this guy said was so wronged, I couldn't bear it in my heart.Unexpectedly, old man Meng slapped him again and said: "You are a pig, idiot, idiot, and useless dim sum. Why did I accept you as an apprentice, you can't do such a small thing well." Old man Meng sat down on the ground angrily.

Then he looked at him and said, "Isn't it arranged for you to come out at a larger furnace mouth? Why did you run to this furnace mouth? How dare you not listen to my words?" apprentice.

His apprentice hurriedly said: "The furnace door over there is broken and cannot be opened. I think since you are looking at this, just crawl out of it. It's that simple, I didn't think about anything else. Master, don't blame me ah!"

Master Meng sighed and said, "Hey, I can't blame you for this matter. Just get up and pay attention. When you do things in the future, think about it more, and don't keep making such low-level mistakes."

After his apprentice snorted and stood up, he said to the old man: "Master, what should I do with this boy! Why did you send me a message asking me to test him out? I think he is also very ordinary, there is nothing special about him." .”

Mr. Meng also shook his head, and said to him: "Am I really wrong? When I first saw this kid, I found that he was surrounded by two qi. It looks like the orthodox Hunyuan Zhenqi, which protects the strange scriptures." Eight pulses. But then I couldn’t see it anyway, thinking that this kid was hiding it on purpose. If he is a disciple of a Taoist master, I will stop and can’t implement the plan recently. After going through the test just now, I found out that it is also A useless guy. Go search and see what's on him."

His apprentice responded and walked towards me slowly.I'm dizzy, but don't let him search me.Recently, he has been hiding the silver slave in his shoes, in case everything is found out, everything will be revealed.

Thinking of this, I felt anxious for a while, and suddenly a solution came to my mind.Well, I will use this method.Let's see if you will scare me to death or be tortured to death by me.You old man and brat, you're a little too young to play with me.

I was thinking about it when I suddenly felt a hand touching my body.With my slightly closed eyes, of course I could see who it was.I was just thinking about the problem and didn't pay attention.Seeing his hand touched my waist, I had no choice but to open my eyes suddenly.

He didn't expect me to open my eyes, so he froze for a moment.Then we both yelled together, and I jumped up.He beat his head and face, and shouted while beating: "Damn, you dare to run out to scare your young master!" Although he was yelling and cursing, his hands did not relax at all.Mr. Meng came over and pulled me hastily, he took this opportunity to turn around and run away...