My years as a fortune teller

I don't have eyes in the back, so I don't know if someone is coming to attack me.But this snake knew it, and easily helped me relieve my worries.Fortunately, there was only one person who came up. If there were too many, I didn't know what to do.No matter how powerful this snake is, it may be hard to beat with two fists and four hands.

Mr. Meng's brother suddenly shouted: "This snake really belongs to you. No wonder I saw traces of a snake crawling in the dark room that day. You found this place a long time ago and suspected us!"

I gave him a blank look, and said with some disdain: "Don't open your mouth and shut up talking about this snake, is that snake good? It's a shame to use this kind of big formation to harm people. I'm ashamed for you!"

The faces of Mr. Meng, his brother, and his brothers immediately turned red.Mr. Meng looked at me and said, "Isn't this a snake? You kid is slandering us again, trying to provoke us with such words, isn't it? Then tell me, what is this if it's not a snake?"

In fact, I just want to stimulate these two old guys, this one must be a snake.But what I didn't expect was that the old man Meng immediately turned against me.Yes, what should this snake be called?

I thought for a while and blurted out: "Sun Tzu? Nine Places says that those who make good use of soldiers are, for example, Shuran. The one who is rash is the snake of Changshan. Hit the head and the tail will come, hit the tail and the head will come, and hit the middle will go Both head and tail. "Shen Yi Jing", which is what we call "Xi Huang Jing", said that a colorful snake also has two ends. When a person touches it, the middle head will reach the tail, the middle tail will reach the head, and the middle waist will reach the head and tail. And to. It is said that it is in front of you, but it is not called a snake, but it is called reckless."

Speaking of this, he smiled contemptuously, and continued to them: "When you are free, go home and read books. You don't even know what kind of Taoism you are practicing. Why do you have the face to harm others? Why don't you go home and have a wife and children?" How good it is to have a hot kang head!"

In fact, the term "Frankness" was just a nonsense that I couldn't think of other words for a while.But what I didn't expect was that I not only blindfolded Mr. Meng and his two senior brothers.At the same time, another person was also covered, but I don't know it now.

Mr. Meng and his senior brothers looked at each other for a long time, and his senior brother suddenly said: "It has nothing to do with us. Boy, I have only one sentence to tell you! If we leave here now, we can still be friends in the future. If not, just Don't blame us for being cruel."

"Damn!" I spat and said, "Stop saying such disgusting things, even if you want to be friends with me, you have to see if you are qualified enough. Just like you, you are a prostitute and a murderer. , do you think I can be friends with you? To be honest, I am friends with you. I am afraid that when I go out, people will find out and press me against my spine and call me shameless and ruin the school. But you want me to leave It’s also okay here, first let me take these four people away. Secondly, you have to change your mind.”

Mr. Meng's senior brother glared at me after hearing this and said, "Since this is the case, then there is nothing more to say. It seems that the old man is going to start killing today!"

I hastily blocked it with my hand and said: "Wait, I still have a question, please answer it, it's not too late for us to start, otherwise it won't be fun to fight like this. Let me solve the doubts in my heart first, how to fight?" It's all right."

Mr. Meng's brother heheed, turned to look at Mr. Meng and said, "This kid has a lot of things, but this is good. Let him be a ghost, otherwise he won't be able to close his eyes if he dies so confused."

Damn, it's pretty sure to say it.I sneered twice, and said to him: "Your teacher and Comrade Meng Guangxian who came in later, there are five people in total. You are the second child, but you are also brothers with him!"

I'm just guessing this question, because the two look so much alike.If it's not my own brother, I really can't think of any other reason.So I want to take a gamble and see how correct my guess is.

"Haha!" Mr. Meng's brother laughed a few times and said, "Could it be that only brothers can look so similar? Haha, but you still guessed right. We are indeed brothers, but outsiders don't know it. I’m not afraid to tell you my real name for this dying person, so you can remember it and sue me in the underworld. My brother’s name is Meng Guangxian, and I’m Meng Guanglin.”

I clapped my hands, and immediately said, "No wonder! I've always wondered why you look so similar. It would be really hard to tell if one had a beard and the other didn't. You two should have been born when you were born. Castrated. Later, one person went to Taoism, and the other went to Buddhism. The purpose was not to practice, but to make yourself a real man through the collections of Buddhism and Taoism. It’s just that you changed before you worshiped Taoism. You changed your appearance, and later when your brother entered the Taoist sect, others didn't see it."

When Meng Guanglin heard this, he looked at me in surprise and asked, "How do you know this? There should be no third person who knows about these things between us. What else do you know?"

I spread my hands helplessly, looked at him and said, "Actually, it's easy to guess, but you need someone with a brain. Think about it, if you all looked the same at that time, wouldn't your master not be suspicious?" I think he, the old man, can't figure this out. Since you admit that you are twin brothers, but your master and senior brother didn't see it. It can only explain one problem, one of you has changed your face. Since they are brothers, the conditions in the family were good in the past. But he joined Buddhism and Taoism, what is the problem? Comrade Meng Guangxian is because of his lower body, isn't his elder brother?"

In fact, I mainly just heard that Meng Guanglin thanked Meng Guangxian for donating the elixir.Originally, these few words could not be connected, but because they admitted that they are twin brothers, I made such a bold guess.

Meng Guanglin nodded, and said to me: "Your analytical ability is very strong, and you have guessed everything you can guess. Can I ask you, who is the master under that famous mountain?" , not so easy.

I smiled and said: "Mr. Zhang, I have such good analytical skills. I didn't rely on my master to teach me. I used to go to school and work and gradually cultivated them. And what you said is right, I guessed some things, and some things I didn't guess." What I said was not a lie.When I was an intern in college, I worked in a futures company, and what I did was data collection and analysis.

Then I looked at the two brothers Meng Guanglin and said to them: "Although Meng Guangxian kept calling you senior brother before I came out just now, I can see that the way he treats you is not as simple as senior senior brother at all. And I know you are in the mountains When you were studying art, you basically didn’t communicate with each other. The one who really communicated with Meng Guangxian was the third of the five of you. But the third did not turn against the water, and the second, Meng Guanglin, did. What does this mean? It can only explain one problem , you have a common interest. This interest is the method left by your master to eradicate your disease. Unfortunately, to treat that disease, oral pills are not enough. You must use the girl born in the cloudy year, the moon, and the cloudy day to dissolve yourself for the pill furnace The poison of Yuanyang in the body."

"Haha!" Meng Guanglin smiled and said to Meng Guangxian: "Brother, this kid is indeed very powerful. Not only is he strong in analysis and deduction, but he also knows some tricks of home cultivation. When you did it back then, even the senior brother didn't fully understand it. This kid actually Figured it out, it made me a little embarrassed."

I know why he's having a hard time, because I can say that in his eyes.It means that I have mastered some Taoist secret arts, and there is probably something they need in it.So this will not know whether to kill me or keep me by my side.In fact, they don't know, I can think that these all come from Brother Qiu's narration.

Meng Guanglin looked at me and said suddenly: "Boy, there are two ways for you to go. Either follow us, or be killed by us. You have to think clearly, even if the snake behind you is reckless, but we brothers They are not ordinary vegetarians. Besides, there are so many of our subordinates behind you. Even if they are not your opponents, they will take turns to fight, and they can exhaust you to death." After speaking, I laughed...