My years as a fortune teller

After we returned to the city, we found a restaurant on the side of the street and had some meals before returning to the hotel.I told Gao Shengwen several times not to tell anything about what happened in the hospital today.I'm afraid that some of what he said will be bad for An Jiani.

Gao Shengwen has repeatedly promised that he will not speak out. I trust him on this point. Gao Shengwen has a big heart and will not keep these things in his heart. This is one of the main reasons why I am willing to call him every time I come out.

When I got back to the hotel, I immediately felt sleepy. In fact, the three of them were also the same as me.After I dismissed Erye Cui and Gao Shengwen, I went into the bathroom to take a shower.Hey, if you are in Xi'an, you must find a place where you can soak in hot springs and soak for a while.

When I came out of the shower, I saw that the little monk had taken off all the camouflage on his body.It’s been hard for him these two days, he’s wrapped in a thick disguise, he doesn’t dare to look at the table when we eat together, every time he eats pickles and rice, sometimes even just a bowl of rice.

On this point, I admire him very much. If it were me, I would have stuffed my mouth with big fish and meat.But the little monk did it, not only did it but also did it very well.Twice I also specially ordered vegetarian dishes, but I didn't eat any shallots or leeks.There was even one time when I was asked if I had ever fried other meat dishes in this pot.

Isn't this nonsense, if someone cooks in a restaurant, should he get a separate pot for him?I also don't know, why is the mind of the disciples cultivated by the Zen master so single-minded?So I didn't care about it in the end, he can eat whatever he likes.In short, I admire him very much on this point.

Seeing that I didn't speak, the little monk rushed to take a bath too.After coming out, he actually sat on the ground and began his evening class by gesturing to knock on the wooden fish with his hands.Although I also have evening classes to do, the master usually does not ask for it, unless I am in a special place, I will be asked occasionally.

I glanced at the little monk and said: "Little brother, I turned off the big light and you turn on the small light. Also, I am a light sleeper, so don't read out loud, or you will see me! Well, Mr. Zhang, I Go to bed!"

As he said that, he turned off the bedside light, covered his head and fell into a deep sleep.Just as he fell asleep, he heard the sound of the bed next to him.It seems that the young monk is also asleep. After all, they are young people who do not have the concentration of the old monk.I know his master. I meditated with my master once, and the two actually did it for three days and three nights. I really don’t know if they have roots growing under their buttocks.

Suddenly I don't feel sleepy anymore, no, I have to get up and go to the bathroom.Thinking of this, I reached out to turn on the light, but after pressing it for a long time, there was no response.Strange, is the light in the room broken?But even if it's me that's broken, why can't I press anything else?

At this moment, the little monk said slowly: "Don't press blindly, there is a power outage here. If you don't sleep well, you won't be bothered by pressing it back and forth!" Faint to death, such a big hotel can have a power outage.

Thinking of this, I sat up and kicked the little monk.He just heard him ouch and said: "Senior brother, you have athlete's foot? Even if you kick me twice, it can't cure your athlete's foot. Go to bed, Amitabha!"

I wanted to laugh when I heard what he said, what a little monk that makes people lose their temper.I went to the toilet in the dark and wanted to call the front desk.I thought that if I came to fix it, it would affect my sleep, so I should wait until tomorrow to give my opinion.

Thinking of this, I continued to sleep with my head covered, and just fell asleep in a daze.A powerful force kicked my butt hard.Originally, my back was facing the little monk, and I was sleeping next to the edge of the bed, but now I rolled directly under the bed. This is a naked provocation from the uncle.

I jumped up and looked at the other bed in the dark, only to see the little monk also turned over and sat up.One leg was still dangling on the edge of the bed, and two piercing eyes were staring at me.I was about to lose my temper when he put his finger to his mouth.

I froze for a moment, and saw him lightly pointing out with his finger.What the hell is the little monk doing, is he afraid of my revenge after kicking me?Thinking of this, I was about to go up, and when I was cleaning up this kid, there was a knock on the door.

thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump thump.Who will knock on the door at this time, no need to ask, it must be Cui Erye and Gao Shengwen on the opposite side.The same is true for these two people, just send a message or make a phone call through the internal line, and it's over. Why are you knocking on doors here?

I put on my pants, walked to the door and opened it to have a look.There's actually no one outside, damn it!Who is this prank.The door of the house diagonally opposite is tightly closed.It must not be coming from the opposite side, so who is knocking on our door?

Thinking of this, I closed the door heavily, and walked back to the bed to prepare for sleep.This kind of pranks happen all over the uncle's hotel, can people rest here in the future?I must go to the management of this hotel to complain tomorrow, I don't believe that this bunch of annoying waiters can't be cured.

While thinking about it, he took off his pants and prepared to lie on the bed and continue to sleep.But who knew that at this moment, there were a few more knocks on the door.I turned over angrily, only to see the little monk sitting on the bed as before.

I wanted to get angry when I saw him, but the little monk seemed to see that I wanted to get angry, and immediately put his finger in front of his lips, meaning don't let me speak.I froze for a moment, wondering what this guy was nagging about in the middle of the night?

But at this moment, I suddenly heard a laugh: "Hey, it's so fun! Get up, big lazy pig!" As soon as I heard this voice, I woke up immediately.Damn, this is not a man-made prank, but someone cast a spell in front of our door?

The little monk also sat down on my bed, next to me tightly, his body still trembling.I glanced back and looked at the little monk.Then he moved back a bit, unexpectedly, the little monk also sat close to him.I'm moving back a bit, and the guy still sits close.I moved back again, but I didn't expect to sit on the ground with my buttocks instead.

The little monk hurriedly stretched out his hand to pull me. Although I was a little annoyed, I immediately covered his mouth.Because I would faintly hear: "What two big stupid pigs, they haven't woken up after knocking on the door for a long time, let's go first, and knock again later." Then came out two voices in response.

After the sound completely disappeared, I removed my hand covering the little monk's mouth and said in a low voice: "You are crazy, what are you doing? You can't stay by yourself for a while, so you insist on squeezing me. You are not a woman, What about a big man?"

The little monk also said in a low voice: "Brother, I was a little scared when I encountered such a thing for the first time. That's why it happened, don't be offended. Brother, who do you think is knocking on the door? Why do I sound like a child? But doesn’t it feel like a child?”

I didn't answer him directly, but whispered: "It seems that we can't sleep on the bed, so you sleep in the aisle over there with the quilt. I sleep in the aisle here with the quilt, it's best not to Block your ears as loudly as possible. The purpose of their doing this is to make us not rest well and have a nervous breakdown. Well, you go to rest there, and remember that without my order, you are not allowed to get up and open the door. "

The little monk responded, got up from the ground and walked to the other side.Just as I was about to sleep in the corridor with the quilt in hand, I heard a knock on the door. This sound was nothing like the one just now, and there was anger in the knock.

The little monk looked back at me, and this time I put my finger to my mouth and shushed.The little monk nodded at me, and quickly lay down on the ground.Then there was a sound of smashing and smashing coming from outside the door, as if they were very angry and were about to tear down the door.I looked at the door with a slanted smile, pulled the quilt and lay directly on the ground.Uncle's prank, I don't know how to play something new.My brother taught me this trick when I was just learning spells.I don't know how many people were tossed by us at that time.This will scare me with this kind of unspeakable stuff...