My years as a fortune teller

The noisy sound outside just now disappeared without a trace after an ah.I fell to my knees on the ground, gasping for breath.The little monk faced the door and knelt down on the ground.

I didn't have time to care about him, so I took a deep breath.Prepare to go over and take the silver slave and clean up the female ghost in red windbreaker who fell on the ground.But just as I stood up, I saw the female ghost in red suddenly turn over.

I froze for a moment and didn't understand, but I saw her hair grow a lot when she flicked her head.With a whoosh, it flew over with a sound, and hit me hard under the chin.I was like a boxer getting an uppercut.Turning over and falling to the ground again, and this time on the back, I suddenly felt like my spine was broken.

The female ghost in the red windbreaker gave a chuckle, shook her head, and her hair hit her like a whip again.Although I was beaten to pieces, I was really on guard against her attack.Seeing the hair flung over, I hurriedly rolled to the side.

Although her attack failed, she saw a burnt mark on the ground.I rely on it, is this hair?It's like a red-hot whip. If I get hit by it, I won't be able to lie down for ten days and half a month.

Thinking of this, I hurriedly got up, ran forward and snatched the silver slave.But unexpectedly, her hair flicked again.I hastily dodged to the other side and dodged the attack.

Anyone who has stayed in a hotel knows that the place is not very spacious as soon as you enter the door.I'm such a fat man, jumping around and avoiding in places that are not spacious.To be honest, I almost died of exhaustion there.

While hiding my hair, I said to the little monk: "You bald donkey, there is no Buddha on the door. Turn around quickly, or this female ghost will be the next target after cleaning me up."

Hearing this, the little monk turned back and choked and said, "I'm afraid, senior brother, how can I help you?" Seriously, if the little monk wanted to help me, he would take advantage of the time when I was entangled with the female ghost in the red windbreaker. Mantras are also available.

The problem is that this guy is too timid. He was so scared that he peed his pants and forgot such an important thing.If it was normal, I would have rushed to clean up this kid.The problem is that I will be haunted by a female ghost, and there is no way to deal with him.

Thinking of this, I blurted out: "Your uncle, no way, the boy got some urine on his body. Then you come over and she touches you, and you will be unlucky and unable to move immediately." The little monk shouted hello.

After I said this sentence, I immediately regretted it.The boy pissed on the floor and got into the carpet.Even if this kid is rubbing, it is impossible for him to get on his body.But this kid actually yelled hello to me, I really don't know if he has a brain.

The female ghost was also taken aback when she heard it, and beat me faster with her hair.I looked back while hiding, and it was okay if the uncle didn't look at it, but this look almost made me faint from anger.

The little monk was actually lying on the spot where the urine flowed just now, not to mention tossing and turning, swaying from side to side and rubbing twice.What is this, is it just a lazy donkey rolling around!It seems hopeless, this is already an elm head.

Thinking of this, I wanted to cry and said, "My bald donkey grandpa, do you dare to come over and help me? What are you doing, are you cheap on carpets? Hurry up and come here with the mantra of the Six Sons!" I said the mantra of the six sons, and the little monk woke up suddenly.

Touching his bald head, he said, "That's right, why did I forget the Mantra of the Six Masters. Brother, hold on for a while, and let me lift up my pants and I will help you. The master said that the clothes are disheveled, and you can't recite them, or you will blaspheme the Buddha." .”

"Blame your uncle!" I went crazy. I can no longer communicate with this little monk as a normal person. If I continue to communicate with him like this, I guess the door of the mental hospital will open to me.

When the female ghost heard that the little monk was going to read the six-character mantra, she also panicked.With a swipe of my hair, I threw it towards the little monk. Taking advantage of this opportunity, I rolled forward, snatched my silver slave, and then cut it along with the trend, and the female ghost flew back with a sound of ah.

If you let me run away like this, sir, what will I do in the future, sir?Thinking of this, he couldn't care less, and directly bit his index finger with his mouth.One flew over, silently chanted a mantra and drew a word in the void.I saw that the female ghost who was going to fly to the window flew towards me again.

After I stood firmly, I picked up the mineral water bottle on the table, pointed my mouth at the female ghost, and used my index and middle fingers to make sword moves.Draw a character on the bottom of the bottle, and read to the female ghost: "The Supreme Lord, teach me to collect ghosts. Compassion is boundless, and all demons will be punished. First collect the absurd and obscene ghosts in the east, and then collect the monkeys in the west. The ghost, the ghost who pointed out that the deer is a horse in the south, and the ghost who covered his ears and steals the bell in the north, was in a hurry like a law! "Just listen to the female ghost and fly into my mineral water bottle.

I hastily put the lid on and drew a talisman on the mouth of the bottle, and I was relieved!This spell of collecting ghosts is generally used quite seldom.It is best to use this spell after encountering dirty things in the mansion, or after someone is really possessed.

After I put the mineral water bottle on the table, suddenly the lights in the room came on.I suddenly thought of something and patted my forehead heavily with my hand.If I hadn't been too careless just now, how could I have made such a big mistake!

When I went out just now, the lights in the corridor were on.I also took advantage of this light to take a closer look at the house of Cui Erye and Gao Shengwen. If I had paid attention at that time, I would have known what kind of spell was used.

I was repenting when I saw the little monk running over excitedly and shouting: "Senior brother, I have dressed, where is the female ghost? I can read the six-character mantra. Brother, don't worry, although I am not as good as you. But the six-character mantra The mantra can help you solve all your problems.”

Seeing his determination to win, I stood up and knocked on the bald head a few times.Then some hated iron and steel and said: "If you read your head, the ghosts will be taken away by me. If you really meet someone who is stronger than this, I will die, young master. Why do you want to read it? Can you save me?" ?”

The little monk touched his head and said with aggrieved expression: "Brother, didn't I do it on purpose? This is what the old master said. You say I can't go against what the master said, otherwise I will be disrespectful to the Buddha." .”

"Your uncle!" I said to him: "If the Buddha would be here, he would have been mad at you long ago. Before the thing is done, he just took out something vain. Are those vain rituals useful? You Would it really be angry to deny the Buddha?"

The little monk lowered his head and thought for a long time, then said to me: "Senior brother is right, it is true that sometimes you don't talk about these vain etiquettes. Well, I learned another lesson today. But what the brother said just now is wrong, if Does the Buddha dare to come out here?"

I want to vomit blood, really I have an urge to vomit blood.Did I just use a metaphor, why did he use it to say such things?I also know that the female ghost dare not come out when the Buddha is here, but the problem is that this is a metaphor!

Thinking of this made my heart ache, and I put my hands on my chest.The little monk looked at it, and immediately asked with concern: "Brother, what's wrong with you, did you get hurt when you caught the female ghost just now? Oh, what can I do? Although I know a little bit of medical skills, I can't save Brother, oh Oh brother, how good is this!"

I stretched out my hand to cover his mouth and said, "Stop, my little brother monk, my bald donkey grandpa, please shut up. Even if I don't get hurt, I will be pissed off by you. Shut up, old man, what are you doing?" Why don't you go and rest for a while?"

Hearing this, the little monk said to me with a straight face: "Brother, this is your fault. I am your little brother, how could it be your bald donkey grandfather? Besides, if you are injured, you need to be treated. How can you say yes?" Are you mad at me? Also, I think it's cool here now, where else would you want me to go?"

After hearing what he said, I was completely stunned, and picked up the water bottle containing the female ghost on the table.I performed a Buddhist ceremony to him and said: "I see, you were sent by the Buddha to rescue me. But I have a elm head, and I will never be enlightened in this life. Please let me go, master!" The little monk reached the bathroom door and pushed him in.Quickly lock the door, turn around and go back to sleep...