My years as a fortune teller

After the human figures emerging from An Demin and Sister Cheng disappeared, the two of them immediately collapsed to the ground like a ball of ooze.And Cui Erye and Gao Shengwen were exhausted enough, sitting on the ground panting.

I called the little monk over, and carried Sister Cheng to the bedroom first, and then carried An Demin into the bedroom.Seeing that the couple would not wake up for a while, I took the little monk to the living room.

Gao Shengwen has already stood up now, although he still looks a little tired, he still made several cups of tea for us, and we smoked and sat on the sofa to rest.If Uncle Liu hadn't made arrangements in advance, it wouldn't be easy to solve this matter this time.

Second Master Cui saw that I had almost rested, so he asked: "Huzi, who is this five-manifested god? How could he easily attach himself to people? I have never heard of such a god, has Mr. Gao heard of it?" heard?"

After Gao Shengwen took a sip of tea, he said to Second Master Cui: "Second Master, you really know how to ask, these gods are so weird. Except for Huzi, I am always asking you for advice. You came to ask me today? Hey, I have convinced you!"

We all laughed, and I said to Cui Erye and Gao Shengwen: "You have read "Strange Tales from a Liaozhai Studio". The Supplement to "Tong" is titled "You". It is about that the Wutong appeared in the image of a handsome man, and specialized in prostitution of wives and daughters. The Santong who was later killed by Wan Sheng was a horse and two pigs, and was cut off by Wan Sheng. I don’t know what a one-legged one-pass is. In the "And" chapter, I will write the story of the castration of the daughter of the Golden Dragon King's daughter-in-law!"

Gao Shengwen nodded, and said to me: "I haven't read Liaozhai's book, but I seem to have read it in Hong Kong's "Liao Zhai Yan Tan". I forgot who played it. It's been a long time!"

I gave him a contemptuous look and said, "You old pervert, if you don't read classical classics, you'll just read those messy ones. This Wutongshen is actually what we call Wuxianshen today. [-]. Demon ghosts who prostitute wives and daughters. Because they specialize in evil, they are also known as the five rampant gods. This has a very complicated history. One is that it refers to the ghost of Liuzhou in the Tang Dynasty; It is said that they were Japanese pirates who harassed the south of the Yangtze River in the Yuan and Ming Dynasties, burned, killed and raped. In a word, Wutongshen is a group of wild ghosts who do evil. People worship them to avoid troubles and get good fortune, and to make money."

After taking a sip of water, I continued: "Tang? Liu Zongyuan. "Dragon City Records" said: There used to be ghosts in Liuzhou, named Wutong. Yu Shi arrived, but I didn't believe it. One day, I occasionally changed my clothes and turned them into ashes. I sue the emperor for Wenjiao, the emperor begs my heart, Suier Longcheng is absolutely free from evil spirits. From the words of Mr. Liu Zongyuan, we should know that this Wutong existed in the Tang Dynasty. The most interesting thing is Chen Youliang, who is in The Wutong Temple proclaimed the emperor as the emperor. For this reason, people were killed as offerings. This was verified by Zhao Yi, a scholar in the Qing Dynasty."

After a pause, I went on to say to them: "Because the common people are very afraid of Wutong. But I found that they don't eat whole grains, and it is said that when he went to someone's house, the bottles and jars were full. Food. So in the south of the Yangtze River, there is a saying of worshiping the God of Wutong. "Gengsibian": The demon god enshrined by Wu custom is named Wusheng, and the five-manifested spirit is also called Wulang God in the village. Mandrills, wooden guests and the like...the people are so fearful that every family has a solemn temple, and five people are crowned and dressed like five people. "

After hearing this, Second Master Cui said to me: "After all, this is a demon! No wonder it wants to attach itself to people! By the way, Huzi, is a god like this an evil god?"

I smiled and didn't answer. This question is really difficult to answer.The Chinese nation is a nation with complex beliefs, and any religion is acceptable.And he has a kind heart, as long as he can help others, he will worship.Similar to this five links, it is believed that it can bring wealth, so it is enshrined.

So I coughed twice involuntarily, and Gao Shengwen saw my embarrassment.Jokingly said: "Second Master, you are in a daze. What do you want to say about this kind of thing? For example, you are very prestigious and treat me very well. After death, maybe I will worship you as a god. This kind of thing is very It's normal, don't ask Hu Zi!"

Cui Erye's face turned green when he heard it. I knew it was because Gao Shengwen said he was dead.So I hastily interrupted and said: "Hey, by the way, you don't know today, right? My little junior brother is showing great power. Who of you has seen the handprint knot just now?"

When the little monk heard that I had praised him, his face turned red.But who knew that Second Master Cui asked: "Huzi, please don't interrupt me, I have another question, is the spell you just recited called the God Repelling Curse?"

I rubbed my nose and said, "Why have you heard of it before? Yes, it's the mantra to get rid of the gods. But I guess it's similar to what you heard!" Cui Erye nodded, lowering his head as if he was thinking about something.

This God Repelling Curse is different for each sect.And to be precise, I still can't call it with the God Repelling Curse.The name of this mantra is actually "Retire Ten Thousand Gods Mantra".Among the gods, there are some evil gods.

Second Master Cui looked at me and said, "This mantra is indeed a little different from what I heard. Last time in the alley in front of us, there was a magician surnamed Hou who also recited it when Zeng Jin gave away the boy. Similar incantations."

I nodded and said to him: "Actually, this is a bit different from when I sent off the boys and girls. I know the surname you mentioned, Hou, and I have drunk twice. It seems that he came out of the lower courtyard of Maoshan." , but the brand name is Maoshan authentic; it has a square face, a mole under the mouth, and a few black hairs growing on it!"

Second Master Cui immediately said to me: "That's right, it's this old boy. How come you know him too! But don't tell me, this old boy does have skills, but his character is not very good, otherwise he would be a famous person .”

I smiled and nodded, and said to Cui Erye: "My store has just opened, and this old boy came to challenge. As a result, we chatted all afternoon, but didn't make any business, and was tricked by this old boy for a drink." Ton of wine. You don't know that my heart is so cold, it's still bleeding!"

Cui Erye and Gao Shengwen covered their mouths and laughed. I turned to look at the little monk and said, "You're pretty cool, you got that handprint just now. Haha, next time if you let me know that you're sneaking, let me see what I can do." Clean up your kid."

Hearing this, the little monk said with a dark face: "Brother, you have wronged me. In fact, I really don't know what to do! My uncle told me what to do, when to use my fingerprints, etc."

"No way!" I was taken aback and said, "This old man is amazing enough to know the Buddha's handprints! Hey, I really didn't think of this. By the way, what does he want you to do?" ?”

The little monk thought for a while, shook his head and said to me: "It seems that there is nothing else to do except to ask you to listen to me. By the way, brother wants you to listen to me. How come I listen to you later?" ?”

"You die!" I gave him a blank look and said: "Your three-legged cat's kung fu still requires me to listen to you. I'm bah, don't even think about it. But remember me, boy, if you If you dare to cheat like this, be careful, I will peel your skin."

Just as he was talking, there was an ouch from the bedroom. It seemed that Sister Cheng woke up.So I gave Gao Shengwen a wink and asked him to go in and have a look first.Gao Shengwen went in and came out after a while to ask us to go in too.

Going into the bedroom and looking at Sister Cheng who was lying down, I smiled and said, "You stole a money sword from me. Do you think that everything can be solved and all evils can be blocked? This It's all delusion, and if the money sword is not well placed, it is the first evil spirit! If there is no accident at home, the undead will be blamed!"

Sister Cheng blushed and covered her head with the quilt.How I hope she can learn a lesson from this incident, but this is also the last time, it will never be possible, there will be a next time.

Cui Erye and Gao Shengwen knew why I was angry after looking at my serious expression.This is the consequence of being self-righteous, it's a pity that such a lesson came a bit late...