My years as a fortune teller

These little ghosts appeared in front of my eyes somehow, and they would move their hands when they came up, and if they made a mistake, they would move their mouths when they came up.Did I really grab your lollipops and eat them?

I didn't bother to ask these questions, and I couldn't ask them.Since I can't open my mouth so far, I don't know why?I only know that I am meditating. Could it be that my soul is out of my body?

I was still thinking wildly, and a piercing pain hit the back of my hand.I looked down, and it turned out to be a little ghost, biting the back of my right hand.

I didn't even have time to shout, and then I felt a pain in my upper right ear.I don't need to look to know that there must be a kid biting my ear.Uncle, this is not a pig's ear, why bite here!

As soon as I thought of this, I saw a little ghost.He rushed towards me with an evil smile on his face, before I could see his appearance clearly, he bit my nose hard.

"Oh my god!" I jumped up in pain: "Damn! Do you think this pig's nose can be bitten if you want?" I rubbed my nose and stomped my feet.

Because I jumped up too fast, the kid was thrown to the ground by me.While looking at me, they stood up slowly and quickly returned to the strong kid.

At this time, I suddenly realized that I could stand up!Moreover, and can speak!I was so excited that I almost jumped up, but the moment I turned my head, I was stunned!

I was actually sitting on the ground with my legs crossed, holding Hunyuan in my arms.I'm dizzy!I actually, I actually really got out of my body.God!How is this going?

There have been many incidents of the primordial spirit leaving the body since ancient times.For example, the well-known story of Wei Zhengmeng standing in the Dragon King.Legend has it that the Dragon King of Jinghe changed the time and amount of rain privately in order to make Yuan Shoucheng's fortune-telling fail.

In this way, he used this as an excuse to smash Yuan Shoucheng's hanging stall.Yuan Shoucheng told the Dragon King with certainty that he would be beheaded by official Cao Wei Zheng for disobeying the imperial decree.And told the Dragon King to ask Tang Taizong to intercede if he wanted to survive.The Dragon King didn't believe it at first, but the Jade Emperor wanted to kill the Dragon King because the Dragon King changed the imperial decree privately.The Dragon King was shocked and hurried to find Tang Taizong.

Tang Taizong dreamed that the dragon king came to intercede with him, so he agreed to him, and ordered Wei Zheng to play chess with him in the court, so that Wei Zheng had no time to kill the dragon king.As a result, Wei Zheng fell asleep on the table. Taizong was overjoyed when he saw it, and thought that he would not be able to kill the Dragon King.As a result, Wei Zheng was very tired when he woke up, so Taizong asked why he was so tired. Wei Zheng said that he dreamed that he was a prison and beheaded official, and executed the Dragon King in his dream.

This is the most famous story of Yuanshen's out-of-body in ancient China, followed by the story of Tieguai Li Yuanshen's out-of-body among the Eight Immortals.But what I want to say here is that the soul out of the body and the soul out of the body are two different things.

The so-called primordial spirit out of the body refers to some practitioners.One's own essence, qi, and spirit are combined to form a small Tai Chi.The combination of this little Tai Chi and the big Tai Chi of the human body is just like a man and a woman getting married and giving birth to offspring.

To put it bluntly, it is the combination of yin and yang in one's own body to form a "baby".This "baby" is what Taoism calls the primordial spirit, which exists in the human body and can be separated from the human body.Leaving the human body is the so-called out-of-body spirit.

The out-of-body experience usually occurs when a person dies, or in a dream.Many people have a feeling when they are seriously injured, or when they are asleep.I can see myself lying there, but I just can't move.You can even see people around you moving and talking, but you just can't communicate with him.At this point, there is an essential difference from Yuanshen going out of body. Yuanshen going out of body can speak and do some substantive things.

Thinking of this, I was secretly happy, but after the secret joy, I was at a loss again.To be precise, I still don't know if I really have the soul out of my body. My cultivation time is short, and how can I cultivate the soul before I have completed the inner alchemy?

But the situation in front of me does not allow me to think too much, I saw all the little ghosts hiding behind a strong little ghost, one pair after another, staring at me viciously.The only thing missing is that little brat just now.

I know that if I don't think about it now, the horror will really be trapped here by the little ghosts.If that's the case, I think I may really have no chance to stand up.

When I thought of this, I was about to move just now.I saw the strong little devil over there waved his hand, and the group of little devils immediately divided into two groups, and rushed towards me from my left and right sides.

How cunning, actually flanking me from left to right.Thinking of this, I silently recited the exorcism spell while walking in the sky.But I didn't expect that all these little devils would run past me before my hand formula was set up.

Now it's my turn to be surprised, is it trying to attack us from behind me?The moment I was surprised, this group of little ghosts who passed by me quickly surrounded my real body.

I can't believe it, what do they want to do?I thought of this and was about to turn around when suddenly a shadow flashed and appeared in front of my eyes.I rely on drift!

I took a closer look, and it turned out to be that strong brat standing in front of me.Looking at me gloomyly, I walked to the left, and he followed me to the right.In short, he always stood in front of me and never left my side.

I looked back and used it, and I was shocked!Those little ghosts actually lay on top of me, biting and gnawing at me, like eating a delicious meal.

It is impossible to go on like this, my physical body must be destroyed.Thinking of this, I continued to walk the Tiangang and silently recited the curse to exorcise ghosts.But I didn't expect that after the exorcism spell was struck, a golden mask immediately appeared on the strong little ghost.

Damn, where did this cover come from? It's actually golden.Could it be...Could it be...I was completely stupid when I thought of this, the golden light can only appear on Gao Shi, why does it have a kid.

Just when I was being silly, a red light flashed over there suddenly.It was this red light that reminded me of blood jade.Not bad, just put the blood jade on the table.

Looks like I'm going to use the spell on the blood jade.Thinking of this, I silently chanted a spell on the blood jade.While reciting the mantra, stepping on the Tiangang step, the middle finger and index finger of the right hand are raised up, and the rest of the fingers are all closed.Make a fist with your left hand, placed across the bottom of your right hand.I saw that the blood jade was first a red halo, then a white halo, and then a golden halo... seven halos in an instant, covering the whole house one by one.Put me and all the ghosts in the ring.

At this time, the little ghosts who jumped on my body stopped biting my body at the same time.There are two ghost hands tightly blocking the eyes, and the body is constantly shaking.

And the brawny little ghost standing in front of me actually used a golden cover to resist the halo from the blood jade.Damn, what a powerful little ghost, is this the legendary little ghost king?The ability is strong enough, but there seems to be something wrong.What exactly is wrong, I can't tell.

All the little ghosts slowly moved closer to the strong little ghost, and then gradually formed a strange figure.Unexpectedly, this weird figure can not only counteract the seven-color light emitted by the blood jade, but also bring the light closer to the blood jade.

"Fuck!" I swear.To be honest, I rarely swear, but this time I was shocked by the situation in front of me.These little ghosts are also too powerful, not only can resist the light of the blood jade, but also can overwhelm the light inside the blood jade.

Thinking of this, I jumped high and jumped over the heads of these little ghosts, and came to the table of bloodletting jade.As soon as I picked up the blood jade, I didn't know where the courage came from, and I bit the tip of my tongue.

I endured the pain, spit out the gushing blood on the blood jade, and said to the little ghosts with the blood jade: "Mingming God, bless my primordial spirit, the blood of the three suns, drive away ghosts and demons, give me the blood sword , Slaying demons and blood demons..." Following my spell, I saw the seven halos of the blood jade, which suddenly turned into a bright red light, and this bright red light slowly turned into a sharp sword, and this sharp sword was divided into several The little sword flew towards the little ghosts.

The strong little ghost saw the sharp sword flying, turned around and disappeared without seeing any movement.Then the rest of the little ghosts also turned around and fled without a trace in an instant.

I was about to close the curse, when I saw the sharp swords flying towards the corner of the door.I took a closer look, and it turned out to be the little female ghost who teased me the first time.

I didn't see her attacking me just now, so I guess she was hiding somewhere.This meeting didn't know how to run, squatting at the corner and shaking.

After all, this little ghost didn't harm me, so I hurriedly retreated. Fortunately, the sharp sword didn't fly to her.I took the blood jade and slowly came to her side and looked at her.

If she is alive, she must be a well-behaved and obedient child.Thinking of this, I touched her head and said, "Why don't you run away and stay with them."

The little female ghost looked at me, shook her head and nodded again.Then looked at my hand and flinched back in fear.I looked back, and it turned out that I was afraid of the blood jade in my hand.

Seeing this, I smiled and said: "That's it, you come and stand here first. I will come to you after I return to my real life. You have to be obedient and I will find a way to make you reincarnated and start a new life. Do you hear me?"

The little female ghost nodded quickly, and I smiled and quickly returned to the fleshy body, slowly reciting the Yuanshen Turning Mantra into the fleshy body.

I really opened my eyes and moved my body.I had a dull ache in my ears, arms, thighs and even my nipples.These goddamn brats, I'm a man and not a woman, actually bit my ass.

While kneading around, I slowly stood up.It seems that the primordial spirit was indeed out of the body just now, but how could I be able to have the primordial spirit out of the body in such a short time?

It seems that I asked the master, I slowly came to the table, and took out the bottle of ground medicine from my bag.Wipe the ground cream on his eyelids, and then look around.The little female ghost was still obediently standing at the corner of the door, looking at me with strange eyes.

I put the silver slave in my bosom, and found an empty bottle.When he came to the little ghost, he said to her, "Can you still hear me?" The little ghost nodded.

I smiled and said to her: "I won't tell you more, I'm a layman of Taoism, and I'm a half-practice. I'll put you in this bottle now, and when my master comes, see him Is there any way for the old man to reincarnate you, okay?"

The little ghost shrank instinctively, I knew she was frightened by people like Teacher Ma.So he smiled and said, "Don't worry, if I want to take you in, I'll just kill you with a magic spell!"

Upon hearing this, the little female ghost nodded immediately after thinking about it.I made a slight move, and bit the tip of my tongue with my upper and lower teeth. With a little force, blood oozed from the tip of my tongue immediately.It really hurts to speak my heart, and I don't know where I got the courage just now.

I got some blood on it, and wrote a ghost-receiving charm on the four sides and the bottom of the bottle, then pointed at the little female ghost, and silently recited the ghost-receiving mantra, only to hear me yell, "Receive".

The little female ghost immediately entered the bottle, and then I wrote another talisman on the bottle cap.He ran into the bedroom with the bottle in his mouth, and Fang Junnan in it probably had enough.