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A thousand different thoughts floated through my mind.

But I quickly rejected it again, because those are unrealistic yy.

I examine them.

From messy long hair, to drooping head, to proud chest, to slender, round, smooth breasts.

I rubbed my eyes and pinched my thighs, first of all I made sure that it was not a dream or a hallucination, and then I locked on to Her Lady Queen in the first place.

She is the most dangerous drunk creature!

Now, whenever she drinks, I will think of Frostmourne and the unspeakable pain.

I have to stabilize her first, turn around, and then slowly tidy up one by one.

"You exist...in my aunt's mind..." I hummed a little song and happily approached the drunk girl.

Sudden.

The moment my big feet passed Ren Ling's beautiful legs, I found someone moving quietly.

It's nothing to move.

The point is, what she moved was not other places, but her eyelids.

She opened her eyes slightly, glanced at me, then closed them immediately, pretending to be drunk and unconscious, leaning against the wall, motionless.

Her name is Xiao Fei.

Xiaofei's move reminded me immediately.

I stand still.

Squinting his eyes, he looked at the drunk girl beside him.

On the outside, it does look like that, everyone is drunk and unconscious.

If you observe carefully, you will find that they are actually very different from real drunks.

For example, if you really want to drink to the state of being unconscious, at least the mouth will be half-closed, there will be saliva dripping, and, under the premise of rapid heartbeat, breathing will become very rapid.

Their small mouths are tightly closed, very strict, trying to maintain the beauty as much as possible.

I listened quietly again, and their breathing was very steady.

In this way, all signs directly prove one thing.

They are pretending to me, pretending to be a drunk cat, pretending to be unconscious!

Moreover, this was a premeditated, planned, and organized mass drunken incident.

What are they trying to do?

Feminine heart, sea needle!The painful lessons experienced by countless senior masters tell us that at this time, men must not pretend to be big names and pretend to know women well. In that way, there will be no other way except to make your death worse.

I thought about it and decided to find a breakthrough from Xiao Fei.

Xiaofei is young, loli, easy to attack!

I gently moved in front of Xiao Fei, stood up and thought about it, bent down to pull her arm, and tried to lift it upwards.

Xiaofei was very cooperative and stood up obediently from the ground.

Xiaofei's state is very strange. Simply put, she is awake physically but lethargic on the outside.

In fact, it is pretending!

I sneered in my heart, and pretended to be wrong with me, and see how I can fix you in a while.

I half dragged and dragged Xiaofei to the living room.

Leave you!

I threw her on the sofa.

Xiaofei sat down on the sofa, but still moved her little head to find a comfortable position to lean against.

I sat down next to Fei, ignoring the group of fake drunk girls in the foyer.

I said softly, "Xiaofei... Xu Xiaofei."

Xiaofei didn't respond, and leaned her head on the sofa, her eyes and mouth were closed, and her hair was a little messy.

I pushed, no response.

I stretched out two fingers and scratched gently under her armpits.

Xiaofei's body moved slightly, and it was obvious that she was gritting her teeth to bear it, but she still didn't respond.

I glanced over at Pfeiffer's three o'clock area.

I think it's better not to be too rogue.

With an idea, I grabbed Xiaofei's little foot and stretched out my hand to scratch the tender sole of the foot.

Xiaofei's leg twitched instinctively, and then she opened her eyes.

I put down my little feet, smiled, and watched.

Xiaofei stretched out her index finger and raised her mouth, and shushed softly...

I nodded and leaned over.

Xiaofei put her head on my shoulder, closed her eyes and murmured in a low voice: "Uncle, do you think I'm alright? I'm not like them, so you can take me as your apprentice."

My black face: "You can't use any excuses to threaten me, otherwise, you will be disqualified from the assessment."

Xiao Fei pouted and hummed softly...

I said, "Come on, what kind of moths are they playing?"

Xiao Fei: "This is Sister Xue's idea..."

It turned out that these little beauties didn't drink too much, they got together and called me immediately.But my mobile phone was turned off, there was no way, they went to Jiangnan.During the dinner, for some reason, everyone first turned the topic to men's sexuality, and then turned to me.

Li Xue asked all the girls, I am not lustful.

Xiaoyu directly said that I was a big pervert and a big hooligan.

Xiaofei said that she stood up at that time (this will be verified after the fact), Xiaofei said that I am not lustful at all, I am a good person, a good uncle, not a strange uncle.

Xiaofei said that she was unanimously attacked by everyone.

In the end, Zhang Qian said that to verify whether a man is lustful or not, all she needs to do is pretend to be drunk.If a man is a pure pervert, he can easily lose control and attack women who drink too much.

If you are a gentleman, absolutely not.

Zhang Qian finally affirmed that in the past few months she has been a policeman, 90.00% of all rape cases were obtained after the woman got drunk.

The girls agree.

Then Qiqi put pressure on Aunt Lan to make her call me.

As for Xiaoqi, she didn't know anything, because she fainted after drinking the first sip of wine.

After I listened, I solemnly said to Xiaofei: "Xiaofei, no matter what you say is true or not, you are a good person! You have worked hard in latent work. Be careful next time, and don't expose everything too early, otherwise, it will be easy for them Be vigilant."

Xiao Fei tried to nod seriously: "Yes! I will definitely hide it deeper next time."

I asked Xiaofei to go back to the bedroom to rest.

Xiaofei shook her head and said in a low voice, she wants to see how I deal with these drunk girls.

I thought to myself, this little loli really has a dark belly.

I arranged Xiao Fei to lie on the sofa.

When I was done, I turned and went back to the hall.

They are still pretending, but their postures have changed slightly.

I sneered.

Starting with Xiaoyu, he stretched out his hand to grab her by both arms, and dragged her directly from the hallway to the living room in a standard dragging manner.

It's okay this time, the floor doesn't need to be wiped, hehehe!

In the living room, I let Xiaoyu lie on the floor in a standard way of lying on his back.

In summer, the weather is hot and the floor is not cold, so it is good to lie down.

After finishing Xiaoyu, I dragged the queen, Yu Linglin, Ren Ling, and Zhang Qian to the living room.

In turn, according to the age I know, sort from left to right.

After lining up, I turned and went to the bathroom.

I filled a bucket full of cold water with the mop-washing bucket in my room, carried it to the living room, stood where the feet of all the girls were facing each other, looked down at the little faces pretending to be drunk, and said in a deep voice: "The old saying goes: Splashing on the head is worse than a thousand ways to hangover. Everyone, I’m sorry, I’ll splash it first.”

I carried the bucket, stepped back, and made a gesture to splash...

At that moment, four figures that were faster than rabbits jumped up from the ground in a whoosh.

I smirked, gritted my teeth, and cursed in my heart, to see how dare you tease the landlord, to see you...

I accidentally spilled a bucket of water.

Cold, clean tap water, not a drop, all splashed on a person.

Her name is -- Zhang Qian.

Buddhism talks about cause and effect, and cause and effect are true!

If there is a cause, there will be an effect, and if there is evil thought, there will be retribution! ! !

Before describing Zhang Qian's many reactions after being splashed, let us take a look at Zhang Qian's dress today.

Angel of Darkness, of course, is taking the black route, forever, everlasting, unchanging black!

She is wearing a suspender-style black gauze dress and midi skirt today.

This kind of yarn has a characteristic, that is, it is usually worn conservatively, but it must not get wet, and it will change from an angel to a devil instantly when it gets wet.

Dark Angel, exposed.

That pair of white and tender breasts hidden under the black veil, except for three important parts, the rest are presented in my eyes one by one.

This visual effect is even more popular than **.

It's wet body!It's really powerful wet temptation!

I can swear to God without hesitation, if she pretends to be drunk with me at this time, I will never be polite.

I will silently say sorry to Secretary Zhang in my heart, and then...

what to do.

But soon, I found out that I was wrong.

Because, Zhang Qian, she was really drunk.

She lay on the ground and said in a daze: "It's time to train, get up...get up..."

Then, she moved.

Zhang Qian definitely practiced.

No girl can perform the standard martial arts movements of splitting, spinning, hitting the ground, and getting up immediately after being splashed with cold water.

Zhang Qian did it.

Two long pure white and pink legs dragged wet water droplets in a graceful arc in the air.

I haven't had time to see what's in between the legs.

Zhang Qian slapped her feet!He hit the ground with a bang, and leaned forward.

Originally, she could stand up smoothly, but because the floor was wet and slippery, and she was barefoot, she slipped and fell tragically.

But that's not enough. When she fell to the ground, Zhang Qian stretched out her hand to lean on the ground.

This does not matter, because the human nerves are in a state of tension when drunk, and the strength cannot be controlled well.

therefore……

Zhang Qian just leaned on it, her face turned pale, she covered her shoulders with sweat and sat on the ground.

If I'm not wrong, it should be a dislocated shoulder.

The girls were all stunned.

One by one, they stopped pretending to be drunk and just stood there stupidly.

I gritted my teeth: "What are you doing in a daze? Playing with the thousand-year-old drunk cat one by one, help her up quickly. Xiaofei, stop pretending, open your eyes, and make room."

Xiaofei received it one by one, retracted her two long legs, and jumped to the ground.

Everyone rushed to help Zhang Qian onto the sofa.

At this moment, Zhang Qian should have sobered up too. She first sighed, and then subconsciously reached out and wiped her nose: "What's going on? How could there be nosebleeds."

I approached with a black face: "I've never seen you like this. Everyone pretends to be drunk, but you are honest, playful, really drunk, really drunk. Get drunk when you are drunk, and you will smash yourself against the wall when you are drunk." , and even played anti-joint small grappling with me, hey... I really admire you."

Zhang Qian hum!

Turning his head, his face was cold and disdainful, pure dark angel style.

I shook my head and smiled.

The queen asked with concern: "How is it? Is it broken?"

I lightly touched the tender flesh of Zhang Qian's shoulder with my hand, and checked the surrounding skin, no obvious swelling was found.

I looked at the shape of the shoulders again. The small round shoulders were now square.

Standard dislocation symptoms.

However, this is only the appearance, I don't know if there is any accompanying fracture.

I reached out, touched Zhang Qian's crisp shoulder, and began to rub it vigorously.

Zhang Qian: "Ouch... hey... hey... take it easy."

I said, "Your shoulders have fallen off and your wings have been broken. Can you stop the pain?"

Fingertip touch, the shoulder joint capsule has obvious hollow and loose symptoms, and the rest of the bones have no major problems.

If shoulder dislocation is reset in a short period of time, the better it will be, the faster it will be, and the effect will be particularly good.

"Lie down..." I ordered.

Zhang Qian replied, "Can you do it?"

I turned my head and walked away.

All the girls pulled me back together.

Boss Zhang Qian lay reluctantly on the sofa.

I turn around and walk away.

All the girls stop.

My black face: "I'll take the needle!"

All the girls bowed their heads in embarrassment...

I took out the needle box, sterilized it, and began to arrange the needles.

Before the joint is reset, acupuncture is the method of the local doctor of Ji's family. The purpose is first to relieve pain and second to relax the muscles, because the more thoroughly the muscles are relaxed, the better the reset effect will be.

I plug in, I plug in, I plug in, plug in, plug in...

Five needles were used.

Pierce, spin, lift, sink, scrape.

After doing it a few times, Zhang Qian's expression was slightly relieved.

Seeing this, I started stitching one by one. At the moment of pulling out the last stitch, I suddenly grabbed Zhang Qian's arm, exercised a soft force, pushed and pulled, and finally, pushed hard.

click!

There was a pleasant reset sound from the shoulder joint.

Done, call it a day!

I pack my things.

Zhang Qian stared at me and asked me: "Why, half of the treatment, and then died. Do I have such a big enmity with you?"

I was speechless: "Beauty! Your shoulder joint has been reset. Next, you just need to rest and recover for a few days and you will be fine!"

Zhang Qian: "That's not right... I, why didn't I dislocate and reset like this when I was in college, I remember, at that time, it was very painful."

I laughed: "That's a university doctor, I'm a local doctor."

Turn around, hide your achievements and fame, and go back to the bedroom.

After a while, I turned to the kitchen again and got eggs from the refrigerator.

Zhang Qian looked at the egg, puzzled.

I lifted her injured little wing and stuffed the eggs into her armpits.

"I don't have a reset belt on hand, so just grab an egg and make it!"

"Jack egg...?" Zhang Qian wondered if I was playing with her.

I explained: "The purpose of sandwiching eggs is to better relax the shoulder muscles, and at the same time restrict the movement of the shoulder joints, so as to avoid the occurrence of secondary dislocations. Do you understand?"

Zhang Qian nodded with a half understanding: "Understood."

At this time, I sat on the sofa and reached out to greet the girls.

Heroines from all walks of life surrounded me in various poses.

I coughed lightly: "Cough! Well, who is the mastermind of the group pretending to be drunk tonight?"