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Chapter 160 We all laughed when we knew the truth
When a woman invites you to eat, go shopping, watch movies, or buy clothes.
You must not think that she is hinting something to you. Often times, the probability is about 80.00%.
They invite you to dinner and a movie, really just a meal and a movie.
If you think too much, you are serious.
You are really out.
It's like me now, a beautiful woman, asking me to tie her shoelaces, and she buys me a cup of coffee out of gratitude.
event!It's that simple, beauty, I really didn't think too much about it.
As for me, I might have thought too much about it a few months ago.
But since the group of demon moths came to my house, and I got to know Xiaoqi again, I found that I was much calmer.
We walked into the cafe with a natural look.
The beauty put down her things and ordered a glass of mocha, and I ordered a glass of pure black.
We drank very naturally and seriously.
The beauty's eyes wandered, wandering at the door of the coffee shop.
I asked, "Wait for someone."
She smiled, looked at the phone and checked the time: "Yes, it was agreed, but I haven't come after so long. Hey, the man who is late is really immature."
As soon as I heard about the man, I got excited, and I said with a heart that fanned the wind and ignited the fire, adding fuel and jealousy: "Yes, I really agree with you. If you say that this woman is late, there are reasons for it. Man, I really can't forgive you , so, he will come later, you have to ask him to pay us for the coffee."
She shook her head and smiled, stirred the coffee with a spoon and said, "What about you? Wait for someone too."
I sighed softly: "Yes, I am waiting for a woman who is not punctual. You women, I am really convinced. Tell me, it doesn't matter if she is beautiful or ugly, she is sure, she is always late I don’t know, why do you think women have no sense of time? Oh... sorry, I didn’t mention you. You are special. When I look at you, I know that you are very punctual and have a special sense of time. girl."
The corners of her mouth raised slightly, and she smiled slightly: "How do you know I'm punctual?"
I raised my head slightly, pretended to think for a while and said: "You, look, I will analyze it from your actions. You walk faster. How fast are you? I don't know if your shoelaces are untied. This is the same as ordinary Girls are different. Ordinary girls, one by one, can’t wait to hang a 360-degree stereo lens in front of them every second, and always pay attention to their own image, fearing that there will be a slight flaw exposed, making people mistakenly think that she is not Beauty."
She lowered her head, chuckled, raised her face again, reached out and took off her baseball cap, revealing her long black hair like a waterfall.She casually stroked the ends of her hair with her fingers, and said nonchalantly, "The girl I told you about is actually similar, and she also pays attention to her appearance."
I have a dark face, serve coffee, and look away.
I wipe!I've never seen such an ungodly girl, chatting with her is really a waste of my saliva.
She stopped talking, just put a cube of sugar into the coffee, and stirred it gently with a spoon.
I glanced at it and sneezed again.
"Put so much sugar? Don't be afraid of being too sweet."
She held the cup, took a sip, stretched out her pink tongue, gently sipped off the coffee froth around her lips, showed two white teeth, and said with a smile: "Sugar can neutralize the caffeine in coffee. If the human body consumes Too much caffeine can easily lead to insomnia and tachycardia.
"Oh, by the way, your black coffee is too stimulating, and you don't add sugar. Be careful of your heart." She pointed at my chest with a spoon.
With a black face, I said bitterly: "My heart beats slowly, only forty beats a minute. If you don't drink, it will stop beating."
She turned her head and reached out her hand to cover her mouth intentionally or unintentionally.
I could see that she was giggling.
I withdrew my body back, lowered my head, and glanced at the potted flamingo (also known as anthurium) on the ground: "Hey, what? Are you learning from French uncle Jean Renault? Everywhere you go, you hold a pot of flowers." ?”
Her eyes lit up: "You also like 'This killer is not too cold'?"
I laughed: "An antique movie, but very tasteful, I've seen it at least six times."
She gave a thumbs up: "Not bad!"
Me: "Then the inspiration for your potted flower...?"
She laughed and said, "It has nothing to do with Jean Reno's movie. I dug this flower in the Brazilian rainforest with my own hands. Also, in this flowerpot..."
She wanted to say something, but stopped talking, she just shook her head and said, "Why hasn't that man come yet?"
She took out her mobile phone, checked the time, and seemed to want to dial, but she never did.
"Hey! I'm really convinced by this man. It sounds like such a thing, but it's a big taboo to be late." She sighed to Kong, her tone was both reproachful and helpless.
I joined in the fun: "Don't mention your man, I still want to say that I met this woman with me. It's helpless, it's all helpless."
She glanced at the phone in my hand: "Why don't you make a call."
I laughed: "Why don't you fight?"
She laughed: "I want to see how long it takes for him to come here, and to testify to this person's character by the way."
I replied: "Are you on a blind date? I haven't heard of a blind date at the airport."
She couldn't help laughing: "You're so funny, blind date? Don't mention it, I even got a real one a few days ago, but it's the best."
The beauty is probably idle, so she told me about it.
It is said that a few days ago, the family asked her to go on a blind date with a returnee intellectual man.When she arrived at the place, it was normal at first, but later she found that something was wrong. The man clearly wrote down all the consumption, including the money for water, in a small notebook.
She asked the man what was going on.
The man replied: "I'm calculating how much it will cost to date you once, so as to evaluate the cost of our marriage."
She had fun talking about it.
I didn't smile at all.
I said: "This man is very nice. If I were a woman, I would marry him."
She took a deep breath, shook her head and said, "Hey, you don't know how serious he was at that time, I... I can't stand it, really. And, most importantly, you know? We're dating, he's a penny I didn’t even pay, I was paying the bill.”
I lowered my eyes, scanned the coffee on the table and said, "Are you implying that I should buy the coffee bill on this table today?"
She smiled: "I don't mean that. If you really want to buy it, I have no objection."
My reaction to this remark was to say nothing, just smile.
A girl, if she doesn't object, you pay her.Then, your position in her mind will have two possibilities.One is that she accepts you and has a slight liking for you.Second, she treats you like a fool, a fool, a prodigal who has money but no land to spend.
My money is all hard-earned money. I won't just give it to a woman I don't know!
then.
The scene was cold again.
She took her mobile phone and looked for your sister out of boredom.
Who doesn't have a mobile phone, so do I, and I'm looking for your sister too.
I was looking for it, and suddenly found that she was looking at me.
I looked up and met her eyes, she smiled and said, "How come we are so coincidental? It just so happened that the person I was waiting for was late."
I put down my phone: "It's actually not a coincidence. You have to see where it is. If we meet people who are waiting for each other late at the gate of a leisurely neighborhood, that would be a coincidence."
She laughed again: "By the way, what do you do?"
I replied: "Migrant workers, hard-working wage earners. What about you?"
She sighed to herself: "Student party, the miserable student party who just graduated and was unemployed."
I said, "We can drink a jug now. I wonder if this place sells wine?"
She laughed and said, "I've never heard of anyone who can meet a stranger at the airport, chat for a while, and then have a drink with him at the airport."
I replied: "We are all young, we have to create some history for future generations to learn from."
She let go this time, giggling.
I suddenly felt that this laughter was a little familiar, but I didn't think about it.
We sat for a while longer.
Half an hour later, she couldn't sit still anymore, and looked at her mobile phone repeatedly, thinking in her mouth: "Who is this, this is too outrageous, I have been at the airport for an hour, and I missed a flight, Is it possible, let me fly that trip at night."
I resented: "That's right! Waiting for that man is too wicked. For this kind of person, stand aside on a blind date, and go where it's cool when you're looking for a job! For other cooperation or something, just break up with me."
She responded with a like, and at the same time did not forget to say to me: "Your one, can't be your girlfriend."
I was serious: "Look at my town house face, and my miserable working status, do I look like I have a girlfriend? My girlfriend, I don't know who is going to take care of it now. It's my turn. Maybe it’s the year of the monkey and the month of the horse.”
She said: "It's not your girlfriend, and it doesn't look like a relative. I'll help you curse her to death when she comes to be an aunt."
I laughed: "It is said that the heart of a woman is the most poisonous, it is true. By the way, not only will it hurt when her aunt comes here! It will also make her unable to marry for the rest of her life! He is a perverted uncle and a pure hooligan, and he can't meet a decent person."
She leaned forward and back happily: "You still say I am poisonous, but you are even more poisonous, hahaha."
We found a common thread.
The one who started to curse the other party for being late.
When I heard that she hadn't met the man before, I came here directly: "Don't expect to meet a human face, his face is ten times worse than mine , have you seen those blue-faced immortals painted in Thangkali, Tibet? Yes, he looks even more shocking than that, and he even shakes the world and weeps ghosts and gods."
She agreed and said: "Well, I guess that girl you haven't met is also a big fat girl. Sister Feng is reborn, and she is reborn without salt."
I said, "Stop spoiling Sister Feng. People who compare Sister Feng's beauty with her will just compare her to nothing. No salt, not to mention, people who have no salt are ugly, but people have IQ, IQ High! I guess half of her brain is made of water, half of it is made of flour, and when it moves, it's all muddy."
"Hahahaha!" She pointed at me and said, "Chatting with you is more enjoyable than listening to Master Guo's cross talk."
I hahaha: "Chatting with you is more amusing than watching Aunt Dandan's sketch."
We looked at each other and laughed again.
When it was over, she shook her head and said, "No, I really can't talk anymore. I have to call him. If he really can't come, the flight will have to be cancelled."
I feel a little sorry that I haven't talked enough, but I can't stop him, so I can only sigh slightly and go to sip the root of coffee in my cup.
She took her mobile phone, clicked a few words, and put her ear to listen.
few seconds...
My cell phone rang suddenly.
I cheered her up: "Look, when you make a call, my cell phone rings, hey, what a coincidence."
I picked up the phone and pressed it without looking at the number.
"Hello." I said.
"Hello, Doctor Ji?"
Just as I was about to answer, I suddenly felt something was wrong. I put the phone away, looked at the girl sitting across from me, and gave a hello.
She was stunned, and also gave a feed.
We stared at each other dumbfounded for ten seconds.
it's over...
Hahahahaha!
We both burst out laughing, it was a tragic laugh!More than half of the people in the coffee shop are attracted to turn back frequently.
You must not think that she is hinting something to you. Often times, the probability is about 80.00%.
They invite you to dinner and a movie, really just a meal and a movie.
If you think too much, you are serious.
You are really out.
It's like me now, a beautiful woman, asking me to tie her shoelaces, and she buys me a cup of coffee out of gratitude.
event!It's that simple, beauty, I really didn't think too much about it.
As for me, I might have thought too much about it a few months ago.
But since the group of demon moths came to my house, and I got to know Xiaoqi again, I found that I was much calmer.
We walked into the cafe with a natural look.
The beauty put down her things and ordered a glass of mocha, and I ordered a glass of pure black.
We drank very naturally and seriously.
The beauty's eyes wandered, wandering at the door of the coffee shop.
I asked, "Wait for someone."
She smiled, looked at the phone and checked the time: "Yes, it was agreed, but I haven't come after so long. Hey, the man who is late is really immature."
As soon as I heard about the man, I got excited, and I said with a heart that fanned the wind and ignited the fire, adding fuel and jealousy: "Yes, I really agree with you. If you say that this woman is late, there are reasons for it. Man, I really can't forgive you , so, he will come later, you have to ask him to pay us for the coffee."
She shook her head and smiled, stirred the coffee with a spoon and said, "What about you? Wait for someone too."
I sighed softly: "Yes, I am waiting for a woman who is not punctual. You women, I am really convinced. Tell me, it doesn't matter if she is beautiful or ugly, she is sure, she is always late I don’t know, why do you think women have no sense of time? Oh... sorry, I didn’t mention you. You are special. When I look at you, I know that you are very punctual and have a special sense of time. girl."
The corners of her mouth raised slightly, and she smiled slightly: "How do you know I'm punctual?"
I raised my head slightly, pretended to think for a while and said: "You, look, I will analyze it from your actions. You walk faster. How fast are you? I don't know if your shoelaces are untied. This is the same as ordinary Girls are different. Ordinary girls, one by one, can’t wait to hang a 360-degree stereo lens in front of them every second, and always pay attention to their own image, fearing that there will be a slight flaw exposed, making people mistakenly think that she is not Beauty."
She lowered her head, chuckled, raised her face again, reached out and took off her baseball cap, revealing her long black hair like a waterfall.She casually stroked the ends of her hair with her fingers, and said nonchalantly, "The girl I told you about is actually similar, and she also pays attention to her appearance."
I have a dark face, serve coffee, and look away.
I wipe!I've never seen such an ungodly girl, chatting with her is really a waste of my saliva.
She stopped talking, just put a cube of sugar into the coffee, and stirred it gently with a spoon.
I glanced at it and sneezed again.
"Put so much sugar? Don't be afraid of being too sweet."
She held the cup, took a sip, stretched out her pink tongue, gently sipped off the coffee froth around her lips, showed two white teeth, and said with a smile: "Sugar can neutralize the caffeine in coffee. If the human body consumes Too much caffeine can easily lead to insomnia and tachycardia.
"Oh, by the way, your black coffee is too stimulating, and you don't add sugar. Be careful of your heart." She pointed at my chest with a spoon.
With a black face, I said bitterly: "My heart beats slowly, only forty beats a minute. If you don't drink, it will stop beating."
She turned her head and reached out her hand to cover her mouth intentionally or unintentionally.
I could see that she was giggling.
I withdrew my body back, lowered my head, and glanced at the potted flamingo (also known as anthurium) on the ground: "Hey, what? Are you learning from French uncle Jean Renault? Everywhere you go, you hold a pot of flowers." ?”
Her eyes lit up: "You also like 'This killer is not too cold'?"
I laughed: "An antique movie, but very tasteful, I've seen it at least six times."
She gave a thumbs up: "Not bad!"
Me: "Then the inspiration for your potted flower...?"
She laughed and said, "It has nothing to do with Jean Reno's movie. I dug this flower in the Brazilian rainforest with my own hands. Also, in this flowerpot..."
She wanted to say something, but stopped talking, she just shook her head and said, "Why hasn't that man come yet?"
She took out her mobile phone, checked the time, and seemed to want to dial, but she never did.
"Hey! I'm really convinced by this man. It sounds like such a thing, but it's a big taboo to be late." She sighed to Kong, her tone was both reproachful and helpless.
I joined in the fun: "Don't mention your man, I still want to say that I met this woman with me. It's helpless, it's all helpless."
She glanced at the phone in my hand: "Why don't you make a call."
I laughed: "Why don't you fight?"
She laughed: "I want to see how long it takes for him to come here, and to testify to this person's character by the way."
I replied: "Are you on a blind date? I haven't heard of a blind date at the airport."
She couldn't help laughing: "You're so funny, blind date? Don't mention it, I even got a real one a few days ago, but it's the best."
The beauty is probably idle, so she told me about it.
It is said that a few days ago, the family asked her to go on a blind date with a returnee intellectual man.When she arrived at the place, it was normal at first, but later she found that something was wrong. The man clearly wrote down all the consumption, including the money for water, in a small notebook.
She asked the man what was going on.
The man replied: "I'm calculating how much it will cost to date you once, so as to evaluate the cost of our marriage."
She had fun talking about it.
I didn't smile at all.
I said: "This man is very nice. If I were a woman, I would marry him."
She took a deep breath, shook her head and said, "Hey, you don't know how serious he was at that time, I... I can't stand it, really. And, most importantly, you know? We're dating, he's a penny I didn’t even pay, I was paying the bill.”
I lowered my eyes, scanned the coffee on the table and said, "Are you implying that I should buy the coffee bill on this table today?"
She smiled: "I don't mean that. If you really want to buy it, I have no objection."
My reaction to this remark was to say nothing, just smile.
A girl, if she doesn't object, you pay her.Then, your position in her mind will have two possibilities.One is that she accepts you and has a slight liking for you.Second, she treats you like a fool, a fool, a prodigal who has money but no land to spend.
My money is all hard-earned money. I won't just give it to a woman I don't know!
then.
The scene was cold again.
She took her mobile phone and looked for your sister out of boredom.
Who doesn't have a mobile phone, so do I, and I'm looking for your sister too.
I was looking for it, and suddenly found that she was looking at me.
I looked up and met her eyes, she smiled and said, "How come we are so coincidental? It just so happened that the person I was waiting for was late."
I put down my phone: "It's actually not a coincidence. You have to see where it is. If we meet people who are waiting for each other late at the gate of a leisurely neighborhood, that would be a coincidence."
She laughed again: "By the way, what do you do?"
I replied: "Migrant workers, hard-working wage earners. What about you?"
She sighed to herself: "Student party, the miserable student party who just graduated and was unemployed."
I said, "We can drink a jug now. I wonder if this place sells wine?"
She laughed and said, "I've never heard of anyone who can meet a stranger at the airport, chat for a while, and then have a drink with him at the airport."
I replied: "We are all young, we have to create some history for future generations to learn from."
She let go this time, giggling.
I suddenly felt that this laughter was a little familiar, but I didn't think about it.
We sat for a while longer.
Half an hour later, she couldn't sit still anymore, and looked at her mobile phone repeatedly, thinking in her mouth: "Who is this, this is too outrageous, I have been at the airport for an hour, and I missed a flight, Is it possible, let me fly that trip at night."
I resented: "That's right! Waiting for that man is too wicked. For this kind of person, stand aside on a blind date, and go where it's cool when you're looking for a job! For other cooperation or something, just break up with me."
She responded with a like, and at the same time did not forget to say to me: "Your one, can't be your girlfriend."
I was serious: "Look at my town house face, and my miserable working status, do I look like I have a girlfriend? My girlfriend, I don't know who is going to take care of it now. It's my turn. Maybe it’s the year of the monkey and the month of the horse.”
She said: "It's not your girlfriend, and it doesn't look like a relative. I'll help you curse her to death when she comes to be an aunt."
I laughed: "It is said that the heart of a woman is the most poisonous, it is true. By the way, not only will it hurt when her aunt comes here! It will also make her unable to marry for the rest of her life! He is a perverted uncle and a pure hooligan, and he can't meet a decent person."
She leaned forward and back happily: "You still say I am poisonous, but you are even more poisonous, hahaha."
We found a common thread.
The one who started to curse the other party for being late.
When I heard that she hadn't met the man before, I came here directly: "Don't expect to meet a human face, his face is ten times worse than mine , have you seen those blue-faced immortals painted in Thangkali, Tibet? Yes, he looks even more shocking than that, and he even shakes the world and weeps ghosts and gods."
She agreed and said: "Well, I guess that girl you haven't met is also a big fat girl. Sister Feng is reborn, and she is reborn without salt."
I said, "Stop spoiling Sister Feng. People who compare Sister Feng's beauty with her will just compare her to nothing. No salt, not to mention, people who have no salt are ugly, but people have IQ, IQ High! I guess half of her brain is made of water, half of it is made of flour, and when it moves, it's all muddy."
"Hahahaha!" She pointed at me and said, "Chatting with you is more enjoyable than listening to Master Guo's cross talk."
I hahaha: "Chatting with you is more amusing than watching Aunt Dandan's sketch."
We looked at each other and laughed again.
When it was over, she shook her head and said, "No, I really can't talk anymore. I have to call him. If he really can't come, the flight will have to be cancelled."
I feel a little sorry that I haven't talked enough, but I can't stop him, so I can only sigh slightly and go to sip the root of coffee in my cup.
She took her mobile phone, clicked a few words, and put her ear to listen.
few seconds...
My cell phone rang suddenly.
I cheered her up: "Look, when you make a call, my cell phone rings, hey, what a coincidence."
I picked up the phone and pressed it without looking at the number.
"Hello." I said.
"Hello, Doctor Ji?"
Just as I was about to answer, I suddenly felt something was wrong. I put the phone away, looked at the girl sitting across from me, and gave a hello.
She was stunned, and also gave a feed.
We stared at each other dumbfounded for ten seconds.
it's over...
Hahahahaha!
We both burst out laughing, it was a tragic laugh!More than half of the people in the coffee shop are attracted to turn back frequently.
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