Private beauty care doctor

Basically, people with unspeakable secrets are most afraid of being exposed. On top of this, we medical students have a special medical ethics class, that is, no matter what the situation is, even if someone pours pepper water on you, sits on a tiger stool, and beats you to death Can't say either.

In this regard, I have always done very well. (Actually, I am most afraid of beauty tricks, haha...)

But if everyone can't do well, it's not because he's talking nonsense about other people's illnesses, but because of his attitude towards asking questions.

No, Aunt Xiong and Uncle Xiong had just entered the clubhouse and greeted me. Before the host and guest were seated, I watched Xiaotao walking with a broken cordless phone and talking loudly in an upright tone;

"Well, I hear... what? The penis is short, you want me to make it bigger? How short are you? Oh, it's 25 centimeters, how big do you want it? 25 centimeters? Then let me ask you, who is your sexual partner? Humans or other species? Oh, human beings. Humans, what do you want to do with [-] centimeters? Do you have other uses? No more? Do you want your partner to be happier? Little brother, let me tell you, women’s g-spots are generally in For the three to four centimeters of the front wall of the x road, twelve centimeters is enough for you. Little brother, it is too long and troublesome. Don’t even think about it. Such a big pile of things is so troublesome. The length is not the point. The emphasis is on firmness and durability…”

Xiao Tao took the cordless landline and turned back to the office carelessly.

In the reception hall, Banxian, I, Zhang Yuan, Aunt Xiong, and Uncle Xiong looked at each other...

I laughed: "Well, some customers are like this..."

Uncle Xiong understands Chinese, and I can see that he intends to leave.

At the critical moment, Aunt Xiong got angry and pulled her over.

My face was black: "You two go to the consulting room with me."

I made a gesture of invitation at the front, and led them to the consultation room. Swish, the curtains were drawn, and the door was closed and locked.

Only now did I see that Uncle Xiong's expression became a little more natural.

I pour tea.

Aunt Xiong: "He is not used to drinking Chinese tea."

"Oh, so what, I have no coffee here, you two have boiled water, let's just do it."

I poured two glasses of boiled water and handed them to the two of them.

I looked at Aunt Xiong and Uncle Xiong, and asked in a low voice, "Which one of you will speak first?"

Aunt Xiong gave Uncle Xiong a blank look: "Doctor Ji, let me tell you, he won't lift anymore. Besides, he is physically intolerant of Viagra and can't take that medicine, so I will pull him over and ask you if there is any good way. "

"This..." I subconsciously glanced at Aunt Xiong.Xin said, with Uncle Xiong's physique, you can't even lift it, so, what a skill.

I asked Aunt Xiong: "Leave America alone, is he like this?"

Aunt Xiong: "Isn't that right? There, hum..." Aunt Xiong stopped talking, but I could tell that Uncle Xiong was fierce and fierce.

I said, "When did that happen?"

Aunt Xiong: "Just a few days ago, I just came back. The first time was okay, the second time in the first half of the night was so-so, and the second half of the night was not good."

I faint……

Sacrifice, this is too sacrificial!Too strong, too fierce!

However, considering the comprehensive consideration of race and physical fitness, this number of times, if there is no discomfort after doing it, it is justified.It's just that it was so fierce before, but now it doesn't work all of a sudden, which is strange.

I didn't ask again.

I switched to looking at God to look at Uncle Xiong.

I just took a quick look, and I could see that this guy is not a substantial disease, he is a gas model!

In other words, in layman's terms, it is lack of erection caused by acclimatization and mental stress.

In fact, among our current population, 60.00% of ED patients have this kind of pseudo-erectile dysfunction.

Usually, taking Viagra can relieve it.

But there is a very small group of people who cannot tolerate the medicinal properties of Viagra.

Western medicine is fierce, my little heart can't stand such a toss.

Thinking of this, I said to Aunt Xiong: "Here, I'll prescribe a decoction, drink it a few times when I go home, and adjust my spleen and stomach emotions, that's all."

Aunt Xiong let out a long sigh: "He can't drink the soup, and when he smells it, he'll be sick, and he'll vomit."

Indeed, some people do not tolerate decoctions.

This is easy to handle, and the best thing to do is, isn't there still a needle?

I said to Aunt Xiong: "It's okay to not drink the decoction. Let's get an injection and use the needle to adjust."

Aunt Xiong said again...

"He fainted from the injection. In the United States, he would faint from routine intramuscular injections."

I was stunned.

I thought to myself, these two are not here to mess things up.

Aunt Xiong saw my distressed face, she carefully leaned forward and said, "Why don't you give me a massage?"

I'm embarrassed, and you gave Uncle Xiong the massage. It's not my turn to do this.

However, since he refuses to take the medicine and the needle cannot be pricked, let alone, there is really a way.

In traditional Chinese medicine, "the ear is where the ancestral veins gather" "the twelve meridians are connected to the ear" and then according to the theory that "the points are not separated from the meridians, and the meridians are not separated from the acupoints".Therefore, there is a method of treating diseases together with ear acupuncture. (I don’t have a detailed auricular map at hand now. When I look back, I will go to the hospital to find a friend to ask for one, take a picture, and send it here for your reference. You can also search for it yourself.)

This method is very ingenious. It does not require acupuncture or medication. It is surprisingly effective for some diseases with Qi disorder, especially Uncle Xiong's inaction.

Paste the blabra seeds in the center of the tape, and I made more than [-] in one go.

Then return to the office.

I said to Uncle Xiong: "This one, you don't need needles, you don't need to take medicine, just pinch your ears with it."

Aunt Xiong and Uncle Xiong instantly showed surprise.

I smiled, and used alcohol to sterilize Uncle Xiong's pair of bear ears, and then used purple syrup to find the three parts of the ear reflection area "kidney", "subcortex" and "external genitalia".

Then put Wangbuliuxing medicine stickers on them one by one.

In the process of pasting, be sure to align the medicine seeds with the reflex points, that is, the surface of the medicine seeds is against the acupuncture points.

It's not finished sticking like this, you still need to use the balls of your fingers to press gently.

The pressing time is about 10 minutes, and the two ears are carried out alternately.

I said to Aunt Xiong: "From now on, you can stick the remaining medicine to his ears according to my method, and then, twice a week, every ten times, is a course of treatment. he……"

Hey, I won't say much.

Aunt Xiong was overjoyed, she came and gave me a strong bear hug.

I also told the specific method of using the ear stickers.

Finally, when the two left, Aunt Xiong wanted to throw money at me.

I said: "This little thing is worthless at all, forget it, don't want it."

Aunt Xiong quit.

I said: "Let's do this, you save it for me, and you can count it together later."

Aunt Xiong happily said yes.

But why did I think about it, why did I feel that it was not the right way to save a piece of money, this... opened a medical clinic and did not do business like this, isn't this a curse for people to get sick?

Aunt Xiong and Uncle Xiong walked away happily, hand in hand, side by side.

I stood alone at the door to say goodbye for a while, I thought about it, and then I walked into Xiaotao's office.

It happened that Qixiu wasn't there, so I said to Xiaotao, "Brother, just now you...are you a little more straightforward."

Xiao Tao vomited bitterness to me: "Old Ji, I'm not being direct, but I can't help it. There are everyone in this group of members. Let's not talk about today's one who wants to make himself bigger, let's talk about that day." , you are not here, Qixiu and I are sitting here, and then there is a phone call, there is a woman on the other end of the phone, guess what she asked me?"

I thought about it: "Aphrodisiac? Aphrodisiac? How to get into heat? How to achieve x**?"

Xiao Tao: "Old Ji, you are too pure, what she asked is, cucumber, eggplant, carrot, which one is better?"

I puff...

Thanks to not drinking water, I really sprayed.

After I finished spraying, I was out of breath with joy and said to Xiaotao: "Then how do you answer?"

Xiao Tao gritted her teeth: "I told her, the rolling pin works best!"

"The result?" I continued to ask.

"In the end, she said that I had no medical ethics, so she dropped the phone." Xiao Tao spread her hands with an innocent face.

I sighed: "Well, in the future, if there are similar calls, you ask her to call me. You said that we have an expert who specializes in solving the physiological confusion of men and women in intercourse. You give her (him) my mobile phone number, I will deal with it!"

Xiao Tao clasped his hands together: "Thank you so much, thank you so much. I really appreciate it. I don't want to answer such boring calls anymore."

I said, "Hey, have a correct attitude, food and sex, it's the same as eating and pooping, it's a normal human physiological need, you have to take it seriously, understand?"

Xiao Tao: "Okay, now I'm not pure again."

Before leaving, I said to Xiaotao: "Tell Qixiu, she is a lesbian, if a man talks to her about this matter, it's not good, the same thing, they all lean on me, an expert, and solve the problem." give it to me."

After I finished my confession, as soon as I left the house, the phone rang.

Look at the number, Lin Bingbing.

I go!What is this big demon moth thinking again?

I picked it up, found someone behind me, and connected.

"Hello, Brother Ji?"

I breathed a sigh of relief, the movement was clearly a wheelchair.

"Mr. Luo, what's the matter?"

"Well, I arranged some people and things at home today, come here, I want to fulfill a previous promise."

"Promise...?" I've been so busy these days, I really forgot what Wheelchair Luo promised.

I said, "Mr. Luo, you see you are so out of touch."

Wheelchair Luo's tone was firm: "This is not a polite thing, it's very formal, brother Ji, as soon as possible, we have to arrive before three quarters noon."

After finishing speaking, the wheelchair Luo put on the phone.

Three quarters in the afternoon?Oh, I'm going, isn't this a good time to kill people in ancient times?

I subconsciously touched my neck.

It shouldn't be looking for someone to chop my head off.

Forget it, who cares, go and come back again, the big deal is a taxi fare.

I hurriedly explained the affairs of the clubhouse, went downstairs, took a taxi, and went straight to the wheelchair Luo's house.

I went to the entrance of the wheelchair Luosiheyuan and took a look. Oh, there are a lot of cars, and all of them are European luxury cars with a million-plus class!