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"Old thing..." Momo stared at the back of the island owner and muttered.

I pulled Momo down and said, "I can't blame others for this matter. If I want to blame, I have to blame you and Linlin for wearing that thing. Hey, let me say, can't you take a conservative line?"

Momo was disdainful, and proudly puffed out her chest: "Just be sexy, just show off your career line, what to do!"

I clap my fists!Impressed!

After finishing the work, I replied: "Tomorrow, I will also squeeze in a career line Xiuxiu?"

Momo Dale: "Old Ji, you show off your career line, do you have one? Your... your airport doesn't even count, your place is just a depression."

Second Austria, dare to say I am a depression.

I flew up and grabbed Momo's ear with my hand.

Momo yelled: "Teacher Ji hit someone, the teacher hit the student."

All of a sudden, monster moths rushed up with all kinds of water guns.

I fled, staggering.

The whole day, I played with the students and crossed the waterline!

We are divided into two groups, one for the police and one for the bandits.

Take the capture-the-flag tactic.

That is, if a certain item is designated as a military flag, whoever's military flag is snatched by the opponent will lose the game.

The party that loses the most will be responsible for grilling food for the other party at night.

At the beginning of the battle, items were designated as military flags. Later, it was discovered that someone cheated, and the number of military flags was increased by several.

Later, the designee was changed to the military flag.

On our side was Ren Ling, and the other party sent a six-year-old girl.

Grab it!Grab a living person, grab a child!

After winning three rounds, Ren Ling expressed that she was no longer a military flag, and she was upset that she could not criticize people as a military flag.

So, I, Teacher Ji, tragically turned into a military flag, protected by a group of monster moths and elders, so as not to be snatched by others.

At first we always lost, but later, Xiaoqi found a trick, she took the initiative to get along with the six-year-old girl of the other party's military flag.

As soon as the battle started, the opponent's military flag ran away and took the initiative to throw it to our position.

This is for everyone's joy, haha!

After playing crazy all day, everyone is tired.It doesn't matter whether you win or lose at night, it's just a barbecue, eat and drink enough, and then go back to the room to sleep, yawning.

I didn't sleep, so I took the time to communicate with the manager of the villa and asked her to help me prepare tomorrow's lecture props and arrange the venue.

I worked until one o'clock in the morning, and then I went back to my room to take a shower, fell into bed, and fell asleep.

Get up early the next day, have a meal, and start class at nine o'clock.

We arranged the students in a dense forest behind the villa.

Then, take out the prepared props and put grass skirts on everyone.

In the end, all the men were shirtless, and the women... the women were free to wear grass skirts.

Qi Ye put on a grass skirt and said with a smile, "Teacher, what class are we having today?"

I glanced at the group of men, women and children in grass skirts in the open space, girl, I said with a smile: "Today, we will be primitive people!"

"Wow!" the young girls and kids on the team were the first to yell.

The elders couldn't laugh or cry, and looked at me with the eyes of Mr. Xiao Ji, you are sure this is not just playing.

I signaled for everyone to be quiet, and I said, "It's Haix time, [-]:[-] am. From now until night, we are all primitive people. We are brothers and sisters of a tribe. Okay, now, let's start Elect a tribal leader."

All of a sudden, the old men came up around.

"I want to be the leader."

"Choose me, Mr. Ji, I baked five oysters for you last night."

I said to the men: "Calm down, calm down, I understand your desire to be the leader, but in primitive society, the tribal leader is usually not a man, but a woman!"

I emphasize: "At that time, women were the masters."

Yu Linglin followed suit: "Wow, primitive society is good."

I glared at her and whispered, "Okay? It's true that a woman is the leader, but she's responsible for almost all the internal affairs of the tribe."

Yu Linglin refused to accept, "Hmph! In modern society, the status of women is also very remarkable."

I don't have the time to talk about women's status with her.

I said, "Now, let's start to elect the leader of our tribe,"

Everyone took the initiative to divide the women into groups, and then we, a group of old men, pointed at the women standing in a group.

"Teacher Xiao Ji, I think she can do it." Male x pointed Lin Bingbing to me.

Man y: "Well, she looks very cold, she can do it."

Well, the y man also refers to Lin Bingbing.

You are the one!

I pointed at Lin Bingbing: "Leader, please come out."

Lin Bingbing was taken aback for a moment, and then was pushed out of the team by several women.

At this time, I signaled everyone to stand in front of Lin Bingbing, and I said loudly: "Everyone pays homage to the tribal leader."

"My lord, long live."

Plop, a short, thin, middle-aged man who played tricks unexpectedly knelt at Bingbing's feet.

I pulled it up and said, "Hey, this is the form, you don't need to kneel, you don't need to kneel."

Everyone laughed.

Lin Bingbing was extremely proud, and the demon moth's aura instantly exploded.

"Ah..." The middle-aged man slapped his knees, pretended not to understand, and complained to me, "Then why didn't your teacher Xiao Ji tell you earlier, hey, this is a big deal."

I sneered in my heart, I didn't say it earlier, hum, I'm afraid it's almost as good as you want to really kneel, you pervert!

The leader was elected, and I asked everyone to surround the leader and sit down on the small bench I brought with me.

I called out three men, and I said to them: "Now, when you go hunting, you pass through a forest. Suddenly, there is a thunderstorm. This thunder is very loud. Are you afraid? What are you thinking?"

Z man said: "Thunder is a natural phenomenon, find a cave to shelter from the rain."

I said angrily: "You are a primitive man, what do you know about nature? You are a primitive man who doesn't understand anything."

Man z closed his eyes in pain, thought for a moment, and then said: "I will be scared, very, very scared, we will run immediately, run to the cave, and hide like a few frightened mice."

I nodded: "That's right. Next, the heavy rain stopped. You walked out of the cave carefully. Suddenly, you found a dead tree struck by lightning in the forest, and the tree was burning."

"At this time, you..." I pointed to the V man. "You are curious, oh, what is this, I have never seen it before, so you go over and put your hand into the fire..."

V man cooperated with me and stretched out his hand.

I said, "What's next?"

Man v said: "It hurts! It's burnt out."

I said: "By the way, you feel pain and your hands are burned. You are so scared that you run back to the tribe and find the leader..."

I brought V man in front of Lin Bingbing.

"What should you tell the leader?" I asked.

Man V drooped his claws: "Report to your lord."

Lin Bingbing was arrogant: "Call me Your Lady Queen!"

Man V wanted to laugh, but he was afraid of laughing, so he said strangely: "Report to Her Majesty, my hand is broken, I don't know how I did it, please take a look, Her Majesty the Queen."

Lin Bingbing glanced at it symbolically and said: "It's burned, go back and rest for a while, just apply some badger seed oil and miso."

I glanced at Bai Lin Bingbing: "Is there badger seed oil in primitive society? Is there miso?"

Lin Bingbing returned to the plot, then she frowned and looked at me, then asked me: "Then what should I say?"

I said to Lin Bingbing: "At that time, you didn't say anything, but looked at his burned hand and thought of something?"

Lin Bingbing was puzzled: "What's the matter?",

I said: "The smell of meat, the smell of barbecue. You don't know what fire is. You are in the era of eating raw and cold food. When you suddenly smell this aroma, of course you will think, hey, this thing smells delicious. Why? How did you do it? Where did you bake your hands, yes, you have to think so."

Lin Bingbing was enlightened: "Where did you bake your hands, and how much is a skewer?"

I served it!

I corrected my words again, and then I was turned back on the right path.

Next, I guided again, since I know that fire can make food more delicious.As the leader, Lin Bingbing began to organize people to study fire.

After research, people found that fire comes from wood, and it must be dry dead wood, dead wood, and it is not easy to produce fire like towering trees and shrubs that are flourishing.In addition, fire is related to the sun. It is easy to light a fire when the weather is hot, but it is not easy to light a fire in winter when it is cold.

then……

There are two types of fire, one is Binghuo, which means the sun, the god of fire in the sky.The second is Ding Huo, which means a small fire artificially produced.

In addition, there are two kinds of wood, one is Jiamu, which refers to the thicker wood in the forest, and the other is B, which refers to the wood of flowers and plants.

ok!Through the whole morning, I taught everyone to recognize Jiayimu, Bingdinghuo.

In the afternoon, I took everyone to know the Wutu on the sunny side of the mountain, the shady side, and the Jitu in the swamp.

Wutu is yang soil, facing the sun, the soil is dry and can absorb water.Ji soil is shady soil, backed by the sun, and has a wet texture, which can add water to Jiayi wood.

After talking about this, I said to everyone: "Next, Her Lady Queen, I have an idea. She is tired of barbecue now, and wants to change her taste and eat boiled things, so she needs to make pottery."

I said to everyone: "If you have an idea, and this idea is born, it is called a human thing."

As for personnel affairs, the heavenly stems cannot be used alone, but the earthly branches are needed.

So, what do you need to use to make pottery?

You need Yinmu (dead wood, wood for fire), Chentu (because Chentu is a reservoir of water and has the function of storing water, so all fires such as pottery pots belong to Chentu), Zishui (can condense clay , and the water that is shaped, that is, useful, active, and water that can promote the growth of things and produce functions. It means that it can promote the growth of things in things, and when it is used in people, it means reproduction, sex, and the like. )

After I made a comprehensive description of the earthly branch representations used in pottery making, I analyzed the relationship between birth and restraint.

For example, wood can make fire, but what kind of wood?You need Yin wood, that is, dead wood, to make a fire.

What if there is no Toragi?This needs to be taken from Maomu, how to take it? ok, bronze utensils come up, chop!

What does the bronze belong to?gold!

And it is the sharp Shenjin, that is, Yangjin.

Use Shen Jin and Yang Jin to cut womb, the branches fall to the ground, and become Yin wood, and then regenerate Sihuo, and Sihuo is used to cook food and burn utensils.

During the firing process, the Si fire got out of control, and when something else was ignited, it became a noon fire.

I let people pretend to be primitive people through a variety of objects in reality, and experienced the generation process of the heavenly stems and earthly branches.In this way, let them firmly remember the 22 characters of Tiangandizhi.

In the evening, let alone adults, even children can recite the Heavenly Stems, Earthly Branches and the corresponding Yin-Yang and Five Elements catchy!

In the evening, I took a bottle of mineral water, stood under the shade of the trees, and watched adults and children point out which plant is Jiayimu, which is soil, and what they can produce.

I smiled with relief.

But at this moment, a cold voice came from behind me.

"Huh! I know a lot, but it's a pity! My mind is not right! It's hard to be a master!"

Depend on!Old man, you have never finished!

I turned my head and was about to reason, but when I saw the situation in my eyes, I stopped...