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Chapter 312 The 'Three Punches of Gout' Specialized in Treating Wealthy Diseases
I froze for a moment: "Wage earners?"
Lao Li handed me a towel and said, "There is an orchard, and dozens of outsiders were invited to pick mangoes. But for some reason, the outsiders contracted an infectious disease similar to Forest Hemorrhagic Fever. The owner of the garden sent them to the local area. In the hospital, they were rescued, but there were six or seven weak people who were not recovering. The condition continued to worsen, and the high fever persisted. There was no way.
Old Li chuckled: "That's why we have to collect medicine today."
I laughed and said, "The owner of the garden is really a kind person. If it were an ordinary owner, he might not care about it."
Old Li: "The owner of the garden is my brother! He doesn't care if he doesn't ask, is he brave enough?"
I was surprised: "What? The underworld?"
Old Li laughed strangely and didn't speak.
I don't care if Lao Li is a gangster or not, in short, in my eyes, this person is not bad, his temperament is a bit like Lao Fan, but his way is completely different from Lao Fan.
Lao Fan is a refined Taoist doctor.
This, a true big brother!
Putting on clothes, the day began to change, and the wind was blowing up.
Lao Li missed the little brother who delivered the medicine, and on the way back, he kept in touch with the other party through the maritime intercom.
When we reached the gate of the villa, we got off the car and entered the building.
When the storm was raging, Lao Li said that his brother had landed safely.
Before and after, there is such a difference of one step, one minute later, that buddy may fall into the sea.
Perhaps, this is God's will in the dark!
After going through such a thing, Lao Li also regarded me as his brother.
Back in the building, he specially asked the kitchen to cook some local specialties, took a bottle of medicinal wine, and drank it with me.
After drinking the wine, the old man finally spoke his mind.
It turns out that this old guy is indeed the legendary 'x circle x'!
Back then, he was smuggled into Hong Kong.In Hong Kong, he did a lot of bad things, and later he went to the big island of Chiang Kai-shek, where he also did a lot of bad things.Then, Jiang Gong's men arrested him, and he ran away again. First, he ran to the Philippines, entered the jungle, fought with a group of local factions for more than a year, and then smuggled to the United States.
All kinds of messes, all kinds of bad things.
Then, he fought from the United States to Canada, and finally washed his identity in Canada.
This old man, he is a legend (I promised to help him write a book, but I don’t know when I can code it out, let’s write this first, haha.)
The old man regarded me as a friend, and revealed all the things he had done.
At the end, as he was talking, the old guy was still crying, and the crying was so sad, with a lot of snot and tears.
Later, we were all drunk, lay down on the table, and just fell asleep like this.
I slept for almost a whole day, and when I woke up at night, I had a headache and was about to go back to sleep, but the old guy still wouldn't let me go and took me to fish with him.
After fishing for most of the night, I went back to my room to sleep in the middle of the night.
As soon as I entered the room, I was about to lie down when I suddenly heard groans coming from the next door...
Ouch... Ouch... Ouch!
This voice was especially clear in the silent night.But, next door to me is a man!
It's an old man without a wife, that bastard is called Lao Jiu, he is the director of a certain company, a slightly refined, but actually a coquettish little uncle!
I listened carefully to the groan again, and my mind was fully open to analyze the composition of the sound.
Six seconds later, I analyzed that this was definitely not the sound of intercourse, nor the sound of masturbation, but the sound of illness!
Hey, my poor student, what's wrong with you.
I thought about it, took the landline in the room, and called the next door.
Beep beep.
"Hey……"
This movement is weak.
"That, Brother Nine? I heard something wrong with your voice in this room. What's wrong with you?"
"Hey, don't mention it, oysters, forty... forty oysters, hey, suddenly my hands and feet hurt"
Ouch, this is the fate of greedy mouth. Although raw oysters are aphrodisiac, you can't eat too much. Eating too much is bad, and it is easy to cause acute gout.
I hurried to the next door and knocked on the door. Brother Jiu bent over and opened the door for me.
I went into the room, sat down, and asked him how he was?
Lao Jiu: "It hurts, the muscles of the hands and feet are like needle pricks, it hurts too much."
I asked again, "Did you drink beer with the oysters?"
Old Nine: "Drink, eight bottles!"
Done!Properly, gout!
I took Lao Jiu's hand and looked at it, the fingers were slightly red and swollen, and I looked down at the toes, and the toes also became slightly red and swollen now.
Gout suffers, although I have never tried the pain, but I know it is absolutely uncomfortable.
Lao Jiu drooped his head: "Oh, what should I do, I... am going to die."
Gout is not difficult to treat, but I don't have any medicine on hand right now.
then……
Well, I asked Lao Jiu to insist first, then got up, left the room, and went to the island owner.
I found Lao Li and explained the situation. Lao Li threw me a bunch of keys and asked me to go to his three-story white building to find it.
I took the key, found the building, entered Lao Li's private drug laboratory, rummaged through it, and finally found the medicine I wanted to decoct Lao Jiu.
This is a total of three medicines.
They are Arrowhead Mushroom, Smilax Smilax, and Desmodium Grass!
Lao Li worked for the King of Medicine, and his medicines were definitely native to the mountains, and they were much more effective than the herbal medicines sold in the market.
Take [-] grams of each of the three herbs, about half a tael.
I packed the medicine, went out of the room, turned to the kitchen, said hello to the uncle on duty, got three clean white steel pots, and divided the three kinds of medicines, one for each pot, soaked in clean water for 10 minutes , and began to simmer slowly.
boiled for about 45 minutes,
Turn off the heat, lift the pot, and place it in cold water to dissipate the residual heat.
Among them, the pot must be covered with a lid, otherwise, the efficacy of the medicine will easily evaporate.
When the medicine is cold, I find three big beer bottles, wash them, and pour the medicine into them. When I'm done, I carry the bottles and go back upstairs to find Laojiu.
Go to the room, oops, this old nine is in pain, lying on the bed, kicking his legs.
I put three beer bottles in front of Lao Jiu: "Drink!"
Lao Jiu was dumbfounded: "You still drink, you want to hurt me to death."
I laughed: "It's not wine, it's medicine!"
As I said that, I told Lao Jiu that for these three medicines, first drink the portion made by Shan Ciru, and then, when the pain is no longer severe, then drink the portion boiled with Smilax smilax until the symptoms subside. It's almost there, let's chase after it with the money grass.
When it's over, turn your head back and go to sleep, tomorrow, nothing wrong with it.
Lao Jiu was dubious: "Will it work?"
I calmed down: "Do you have any other options?"
Lao Jiu thought for a while, took a beer bottle, and blew into his mouth...
My trick is very useful!The third uncle is doing business abroad, and he often introduces this trick to his friends.
Because gout is a disease of the rich, it means that too much protein intake causes uric acid to not be excreted, and it exists in the muscle blood in the form of crystals, which of course causes pain.
Therefore, this trick is called "Three Punches for Gout".
Its principle is to first inhibit the production of purine substances in the blood, prevent the further production of uric acid, and then promote the excretion of uric acid through diuresis.
While chatting with Lao Jiu, I watched his reaction to the medicine.
Half an hour after the first punch, the pain was slightly relieved, and the urination began to increase.
For the second punch, I basically ran to the bathroom every ten minutes.
After the third punch, the symptoms of gout have obviously disappeared while urination is increasing.
Lao Jiu is grateful!
"Teacher Xiao Ji, wait until tomorrow, tomorrow I will treat you to grilled oysters!"
Yes, this is foodie!For standard foodie, heal the scar, hurt?What is pain.Mmm, these oysters are delicious...
Lao Jiu felt better. When I looked at my watch, it was almost three o'clock in the middle of the night.
I went back to the house and took a nap.
Get up at eight in the morning.
At this time, the typhoon had passed, and the sky became cloudy and cleared again.
Asking the journey, continue to start.
One day, when we were just walking up the mountain, we saw a very intellectual woman in her 30s who was constantly reprimanding a handsome young man beside her.
The little handsome guy, about twelve or thirteen years old, has beautiful features and is very cute.
I know this woman, her name is Annie, she is a standard Sichuan girl who runs a chain of Sichuan cuisine in City X.
Annie is a typical Chaotianjiao character, she is very aggressive, and she does things in a hurry.
The little handsome guy is about to enter the rebellious period of youth, which is the time when he is interested in the world and curious about everything.
Therefore, at this time, he is the most playful.
Annie talked to me before, she meant that she wanted this handsome guy to receive some education in Chinese culture, to establish a correct attitude towards studying, to study hard, to study hard...
Moreover, before that, Annie said that she had signed up this handsome boy for many summer and winter camps, but with little success.
Right now, I see that Annie's reprimanding is louder, and the little handsome guy, holding an ipad in his hand, really doesn't hear what's going on around him, and only plays small games!
I looked at this posture, if classmate Annie continued to talk, she would probably grab the ipad and fly it away.
That thing is quite expensive, but it can't fly.
I took two quick steps, caught up with Xiao Qi, passed Ren Ling, and came to Annie.
I didn't say anything else directly, but said to the handsome boy, "What are you playing?"
"Temple Run!"
"Is it fun?"
"Of course, I have more than 2 million cents."
"Oh, what a little master of the game." I praised.
The little handsome guy was proud: "That's right, all the classmates around me admire me."
I pretended to think about it and said: "Well, games, especially online games, are really good. Hey, the experience and operation are very good. Once you play, you don't care about anything."
Annie resented: "Hmph! Playing, not eating, not writing homework, not attending remedial classes..."
I signaled Annie to calm down, and I said to the handsome boy, "Although playing games is great, what if you get 100 billion, 1000 billion, [-] trillion points?"
The little handsome guy was stunned for a moment, his eyebrows were obviously a little unhappy.
I laughed and said, "I have a classmate in high school. At that time, the game was not as developed as it is now. Let's go, play all night, what kind of legend, cs. At that time, everyone went to play, and my classmate also He went. But he only went to play three times and stopped playing."
"Why?" The handsome boy was surprised.
I deliberately kept it a secret, so I won't say it!
I turned my head: "Hey, Ren Ling, what you ate is so yellow, it looks like a piece of flying!"
Lao Li handed me a towel and said, "There is an orchard, and dozens of outsiders were invited to pick mangoes. But for some reason, the outsiders contracted an infectious disease similar to Forest Hemorrhagic Fever. The owner of the garden sent them to the local area. In the hospital, they were rescued, but there were six or seven weak people who were not recovering. The condition continued to worsen, and the high fever persisted. There was no way.
Old Li chuckled: "That's why we have to collect medicine today."
I laughed and said, "The owner of the garden is really a kind person. If it were an ordinary owner, he might not care about it."
Old Li: "The owner of the garden is my brother! He doesn't care if he doesn't ask, is he brave enough?"
I was surprised: "What? The underworld?"
Old Li laughed strangely and didn't speak.
I don't care if Lao Li is a gangster or not, in short, in my eyes, this person is not bad, his temperament is a bit like Lao Fan, but his way is completely different from Lao Fan.
Lao Fan is a refined Taoist doctor.
This, a true big brother!
Putting on clothes, the day began to change, and the wind was blowing up.
Lao Li missed the little brother who delivered the medicine, and on the way back, he kept in touch with the other party through the maritime intercom.
When we reached the gate of the villa, we got off the car and entered the building.
When the storm was raging, Lao Li said that his brother had landed safely.
Before and after, there is such a difference of one step, one minute later, that buddy may fall into the sea.
Perhaps, this is God's will in the dark!
After going through such a thing, Lao Li also regarded me as his brother.
Back in the building, he specially asked the kitchen to cook some local specialties, took a bottle of medicinal wine, and drank it with me.
After drinking the wine, the old man finally spoke his mind.
It turns out that this old guy is indeed the legendary 'x circle x'!
Back then, he was smuggled into Hong Kong.In Hong Kong, he did a lot of bad things, and later he went to the big island of Chiang Kai-shek, where he also did a lot of bad things.Then, Jiang Gong's men arrested him, and he ran away again. First, he ran to the Philippines, entered the jungle, fought with a group of local factions for more than a year, and then smuggled to the United States.
All kinds of messes, all kinds of bad things.
Then, he fought from the United States to Canada, and finally washed his identity in Canada.
This old man, he is a legend (I promised to help him write a book, but I don’t know when I can code it out, let’s write this first, haha.)
The old man regarded me as a friend, and revealed all the things he had done.
At the end, as he was talking, the old guy was still crying, and the crying was so sad, with a lot of snot and tears.
Later, we were all drunk, lay down on the table, and just fell asleep like this.
I slept for almost a whole day, and when I woke up at night, I had a headache and was about to go back to sleep, but the old guy still wouldn't let me go and took me to fish with him.
After fishing for most of the night, I went back to my room to sleep in the middle of the night.
As soon as I entered the room, I was about to lie down when I suddenly heard groans coming from the next door...
Ouch... Ouch... Ouch!
This voice was especially clear in the silent night.But, next door to me is a man!
It's an old man without a wife, that bastard is called Lao Jiu, he is the director of a certain company, a slightly refined, but actually a coquettish little uncle!
I listened carefully to the groan again, and my mind was fully open to analyze the composition of the sound.
Six seconds later, I analyzed that this was definitely not the sound of intercourse, nor the sound of masturbation, but the sound of illness!
Hey, my poor student, what's wrong with you.
I thought about it, took the landline in the room, and called the next door.
Beep beep.
"Hey……"
This movement is weak.
"That, Brother Nine? I heard something wrong with your voice in this room. What's wrong with you?"
"Hey, don't mention it, oysters, forty... forty oysters, hey, suddenly my hands and feet hurt"
Ouch, this is the fate of greedy mouth. Although raw oysters are aphrodisiac, you can't eat too much. Eating too much is bad, and it is easy to cause acute gout.
I hurried to the next door and knocked on the door. Brother Jiu bent over and opened the door for me.
I went into the room, sat down, and asked him how he was?
Lao Jiu: "It hurts, the muscles of the hands and feet are like needle pricks, it hurts too much."
I asked again, "Did you drink beer with the oysters?"
Old Nine: "Drink, eight bottles!"
Done!Properly, gout!
I took Lao Jiu's hand and looked at it, the fingers were slightly red and swollen, and I looked down at the toes, and the toes also became slightly red and swollen now.
Gout suffers, although I have never tried the pain, but I know it is absolutely uncomfortable.
Lao Jiu drooped his head: "Oh, what should I do, I... am going to die."
Gout is not difficult to treat, but I don't have any medicine on hand right now.
then……
Well, I asked Lao Jiu to insist first, then got up, left the room, and went to the island owner.
I found Lao Li and explained the situation. Lao Li threw me a bunch of keys and asked me to go to his three-story white building to find it.
I took the key, found the building, entered Lao Li's private drug laboratory, rummaged through it, and finally found the medicine I wanted to decoct Lao Jiu.
This is a total of three medicines.
They are Arrowhead Mushroom, Smilax Smilax, and Desmodium Grass!
Lao Li worked for the King of Medicine, and his medicines were definitely native to the mountains, and they were much more effective than the herbal medicines sold in the market.
Take [-] grams of each of the three herbs, about half a tael.
I packed the medicine, went out of the room, turned to the kitchen, said hello to the uncle on duty, got three clean white steel pots, and divided the three kinds of medicines, one for each pot, soaked in clean water for 10 minutes , and began to simmer slowly.
boiled for about 45 minutes,
Turn off the heat, lift the pot, and place it in cold water to dissipate the residual heat.
Among them, the pot must be covered with a lid, otherwise, the efficacy of the medicine will easily evaporate.
When the medicine is cold, I find three big beer bottles, wash them, and pour the medicine into them. When I'm done, I carry the bottles and go back upstairs to find Laojiu.
Go to the room, oops, this old nine is in pain, lying on the bed, kicking his legs.
I put three beer bottles in front of Lao Jiu: "Drink!"
Lao Jiu was dumbfounded: "You still drink, you want to hurt me to death."
I laughed: "It's not wine, it's medicine!"
As I said that, I told Lao Jiu that for these three medicines, first drink the portion made by Shan Ciru, and then, when the pain is no longer severe, then drink the portion boiled with Smilax smilax until the symptoms subside. It's almost there, let's chase after it with the money grass.
When it's over, turn your head back and go to sleep, tomorrow, nothing wrong with it.
Lao Jiu was dubious: "Will it work?"
I calmed down: "Do you have any other options?"
Lao Jiu thought for a while, took a beer bottle, and blew into his mouth...
My trick is very useful!The third uncle is doing business abroad, and he often introduces this trick to his friends.
Because gout is a disease of the rich, it means that too much protein intake causes uric acid to not be excreted, and it exists in the muscle blood in the form of crystals, which of course causes pain.
Therefore, this trick is called "Three Punches for Gout".
Its principle is to first inhibit the production of purine substances in the blood, prevent the further production of uric acid, and then promote the excretion of uric acid through diuresis.
While chatting with Lao Jiu, I watched his reaction to the medicine.
Half an hour after the first punch, the pain was slightly relieved, and the urination began to increase.
For the second punch, I basically ran to the bathroom every ten minutes.
After the third punch, the symptoms of gout have obviously disappeared while urination is increasing.
Lao Jiu is grateful!
"Teacher Xiao Ji, wait until tomorrow, tomorrow I will treat you to grilled oysters!"
Yes, this is foodie!For standard foodie, heal the scar, hurt?What is pain.Mmm, these oysters are delicious...
Lao Jiu felt better. When I looked at my watch, it was almost three o'clock in the middle of the night.
I went back to the house and took a nap.
Get up at eight in the morning.
At this time, the typhoon had passed, and the sky became cloudy and cleared again.
Asking the journey, continue to start.
One day, when we were just walking up the mountain, we saw a very intellectual woman in her 30s who was constantly reprimanding a handsome young man beside her.
The little handsome guy, about twelve or thirteen years old, has beautiful features and is very cute.
I know this woman, her name is Annie, she is a standard Sichuan girl who runs a chain of Sichuan cuisine in City X.
Annie is a typical Chaotianjiao character, she is very aggressive, and she does things in a hurry.
The little handsome guy is about to enter the rebellious period of youth, which is the time when he is interested in the world and curious about everything.
Therefore, at this time, he is the most playful.
Annie talked to me before, she meant that she wanted this handsome guy to receive some education in Chinese culture, to establish a correct attitude towards studying, to study hard, to study hard...
Moreover, before that, Annie said that she had signed up this handsome boy for many summer and winter camps, but with little success.
Right now, I see that Annie's reprimanding is louder, and the little handsome guy, holding an ipad in his hand, really doesn't hear what's going on around him, and only plays small games!
I looked at this posture, if classmate Annie continued to talk, she would probably grab the ipad and fly it away.
That thing is quite expensive, but it can't fly.
I took two quick steps, caught up with Xiao Qi, passed Ren Ling, and came to Annie.
I didn't say anything else directly, but said to the handsome boy, "What are you playing?"
"Temple Run!"
"Is it fun?"
"Of course, I have more than 2 million cents."
"Oh, what a little master of the game." I praised.
The little handsome guy was proud: "That's right, all the classmates around me admire me."
I pretended to think about it and said: "Well, games, especially online games, are really good. Hey, the experience and operation are very good. Once you play, you don't care about anything."
Annie resented: "Hmph! Playing, not eating, not writing homework, not attending remedial classes..."
I signaled Annie to calm down, and I said to the handsome boy, "Although playing games is great, what if you get 100 billion, 1000 billion, [-] trillion points?"
The little handsome guy was stunned for a moment, his eyebrows were obviously a little unhappy.
I laughed and said, "I have a classmate in high school. At that time, the game was not as developed as it is now. Let's go, play all night, what kind of legend, cs. At that time, everyone went to play, and my classmate also He went. But he only went to play three times and stopped playing."
"Why?" The handsome boy was surprised.
I deliberately kept it a secret, so I won't say it!
I turned my head: "Hey, Ren Ling, what you ate is so yellow, it looks like a piece of flying!"
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