Private beauty care doctor

Old Li killed people in the first half of his life, and lived a life like a devil.In the second half of his life, under the influence of the medicine king, he put down the butcher knife, became an adult immediately, and returned to the ranks of normal humans.

In recent years, some unscrupulous rich people in Hainan have the bad habit of eating monkey brains (this is really a bad habit! It’s so bad that it makes people gnash their teeth! I wish I could beat him up to relieve my anger!)

Lao Li is a native Cantonese, but he hates this kind of behavior of eating wild animals indiscriminately (I want to say this for Cantonese people, everyone has misunderstood, in fact, not everyone there likes to eat wild animals, they are just good at normal Food……)

So after booking the island, Lao Li took time to visit the underground wild animal trading market in nearby cities, and found someone selling macaques, so he bought them with money, brought them back to the island, and put them in a mountain area.

One is to protect the monkeys, and the other is to have tourists come to play, which is also a landscape.

I led everyone to go to Monkey Mountain.

On the way, Xiaoqi asked me: "Brother, it's still about the big banyan tree just now. I thought about it. That big tree grows so big that it needs to consume a lot of nutrients, but the soil is limited, so where do the nutrients come from?"

I scratched the bridge of Qiye’s small nose and joked: “Leaves and broken branches, these things fall to the ground, are buried in the soil, and after decay, they will provide nutrients to the big tree. The process of giving and then taking is like money. When a rich man earns money, he must take it from the people and use it for the people. In this way, his business can last forever."

Xiao Qi was overjoyed, clapped his hands and laughed: "Brother is awesome! Dad said the same thing, our Zhu family's money is earned from the hands of the common people, and we can't make it. Sooner or later, we will guard a pile of money Starve to death. The money earned must be invested and paid, and this repeated cycle can finally ensure the prosperity of the family business..."

The more Xiao Qi thought about it, the more beautiful she became, her eyes were full of excitement, seeing that posture, if it wasn't for the crowd, she would have to come up and kiss her again.

While talking, we arrived at Monkey Mountain.

Groups of monkeys are playing and playing.

At this time, I called Annie's little handsome guy, pointed at the monkey and said, "Handsome guy, look at this monkey, does it have any tricks?"

The little handsome guy stared at it for a while: "It's very interesting, fun."

I said: "It's interesting, fun is only on the outside. Look deeper, look, that..." I pointed to a monkey with a strong face and several big scars on its face and said: "Look at it, it should be this group The leader of the monkeys, then..." I pointed to the rest of the monkeys and said, "Look at these people who are playing, they are all his people."

The little handsome guy listened to me and nodded to show he understood.

Not long after, a little monkey picked up a small plastic toy discarded by tourists and was scratching its head and playing with it.

Suddenly, another monkey rushed up to snatch it.

The two little monkeys were about to fight together.

The monkey king was on the move, he swished twice and jumped between the two little monkeys, snatched the toy off, and slapped the one who snatched the toy.In the end, it confiscated the toy and sat on its buttocks, so no one could play with it.

I said to the little handsome guy: "See? The little monkey is the one who plays. It can only play and can't do anything else. And the Monkey King, although he doesn't play, he is the owner of this monkey mountain." Rule maker! It determines the rules in the territory, that is to say, if you want to play, you must follow its rules!"

I picked up the little handsome guy’s ipad, and I said to him: “It’s like this thing, it looks like you’re playing with it, but in fact, it’s playing with you. It controls everything about you, your current Life, your hobbies, everything about you. You don’t want to study, eat, or improve for it. Everything about you is tied to this little game. You... let this game play you gone."

The little handsome guy opened his mouth in surprise, and he froze.

I said again: "I mentioned my classmate before, do you know why he doesn't play? It's very simple, he said, I'm happy to play again. But, I always have a feeling of being played by the game. Because , I found that all my energy was attracted by it."

I paused: "When a certain way of playing for entertainment is about to dominate your whole life. Then it is not you playing it, but it is playing you!"

I said: "What is a normal game like? It should be able to move freely, have leisure, deal with everything, and play for a while if you want to play. If you don't want to play, just throw it aside decisively. This is what you call a player." And those so-called senior hardcore players have thrown a lot of money on it, hundreds of thousands or even millions of people, they are not players, they are players!"

I continued: "They, by the game company, by the creator of this game, by the developer, have played a big game! But the sad thing is, they don't know it..."

The little handsome guy is very smart, he knows everything, so he thought about it.

A little, he said: "Then your classmate, what did he do afterwards?"

I said: "His study is actually considered above-average, not particularly good. But he has an ambition, which is to play with people! At present, he is working as a development engineer for a mobile game company. Although it is very hard, he is only one of the countless IT migrant workers. A member of the team, but he has a strong heart that wants to play everyone!"

The little handsome guy smiled: "He will succeed."

I said to the handsome boy, "What about you?"

The little handsome guy thought for a while: "I think I will be a good ordinary player, but I don't want to play with people."

I was relieved: "This is enough!"

At this time, Brother Nine, who was standing aside and eavesdropping on my conversation with the handsome boy, came up and said, "Mr. Xiao Ji, I think playing and being played are actually the same as life."

I was stunned for a moment: "I hope to hear good advice."

Lao Jiu tilted his head and thought for a while and said: "Life is like a game. If life brings you great joy, great sorrow, and great joy, your emotions are easily affected by objective factors, and then you do some impulsive and irrational things. Then, it can be concluded that You will be played by life and destiny! If you can always have a happy, positive, brave, and upward heart, you can afford it, let it go, and calmly experience and look at the joys and sorrows in life , joy, anger, sorrow, joy. Then, you are the winner in life, and you are playing with fate! And this has nothing to do with money and wealth!"

I happily patted Lao Jiu on the shoulder: "Okay! How did you realize it!"

Lao Jiu grinned: "Last night, after the gout, I lay on the bed and realized it."

I gave a thumbs up: "Not bad!"

Old Nine: "Then let's drink some more tonight."

I was speechless: "This is just right, you... still drink!"

Lao Jiu said embarrassedly: "Who can understand the heart of a foodie?"

Hey... I sighed slightly: "At night, you can make up your mind."

"Alright!" Lao Jiu was excited! ?

After finishing speaking, Lao Jiu spoke again: "Well, Teacher Xiao Ji, I heard from the team leader, Teacher Yi, that you are still a doctor. This, man, you know, can you strengthen your waist and kidneys without wasting time?" , it’s not troublesome, and besides, there’s not so much to say, the most important thing is that you don’t take medicine, don’t get injections, it’s a fast-acting method.”

Uh……

this?

I was stunned suddenly.

Yes, the method I introduced before is stance, this, and that, although it works.But the problem is that it is more troublesome to implement, and there are many essentials to follow, which is not suitable for the hardworking people like me who rush around for five buckets of rice every day!

In fact, I really understand us working people, we don't want three wives and four concubines, we just want to have a happy and happy little sex life with our own daughter-in-law!

What a humble request.

How can I stay out of it, let go of it, I am like that, am I still human?

"Okay! That's it! Old Ninth Brother, you are responsible for summoning the boys in our class. At three o'clock in the afternoon, we will gather in the largest suite in the building where we live. I will send one of you. It is easy and comfortable, and there is no need to labor for others , without taking medicine or injections, and without so much talk about strengthening the waist and strengthening the kidneys**!"

"Come on! Teacher Ji! This is what I want!" Lao Jiu slapped me on the shoulder.

With a dark face, I glared at Lao Jiu: "Can you be gentle, how many things are there to pick on this, what if it breaks..."

In the afternoon, after taking a nap, I told Old Li to spare me a big guest room, and Lao Li agreed without saying a word.

At three o'clock, the male students gathered with me in the big suite on time.

There are more than ten of us, and we will open the house collectively!

The scene is spectacular, hehehe!

When we got to the room, everyone greeted each other for a while, and then all looked at me.

I said: "Men who are struggling in the front line of career and in bed! Do you know who is the most important relative for us men?"

The gold medal lecturer first answered:

"father……"

(Hey, here it is, so cute.)

"mother?"

The gold medal lecturer was puzzled.

I shook my head and said, "Not parents, this relative is just a metaphor. His name is Uncle Chen!"

Uncle Chen...?

Uncle Chen?Uncle Chen...?

Lao Jiu was the first to understand. He patted the mattress and said, "Yes! It's morning wood!"

I said: "A woman's important relative is my aunt, and a man's important relative is Uncle Chen. Uncle Chen's presence means that we still have strength and can fight in bed. If Uncle Chen leaves, it will last for a few days or months. If we don’t come, we may have to bid farewell to the battlefield of struggle.”

Everyone sighed with emotion.

I took the opportunity to say: "So, when Chen Bo comes, we can't indulge, and we can't have sex in the morning. That would be very harmful. On the contrary, we should take advantage of Chen Bo's time to exercise and take care of it. In this way, as long as you keep it right, even if you pass 65, Every few days, I can also enjoy a small life."

All the men's eyes brightened, and they asked together: "How should I take care of it?"

I directed Brother Nine: "Come here, take off your shoes, and go to bed."

Brother Jiu took off his shoes as I said, and went to bed and lay down.

I approached: "Undo the waistband of your trousers."

"Ah..." Lao Jiu was shocked, and finally said weakly: "Mr. Xiao Ji, you won't..."

My black face: "Don't worry, I will never let you show your lifeblood."

After listening to my guarantee, Lao Jiu untied his belt.

At this time, I asked another student to bring a quilt and put it behind Lao Jiu's waist.In this way, Lao Jiu is lying on the bed in a leaning position.

Then I said to Lao Jiu: "Now, you find a location, which is the area ten centimeters above the navel, and then turn your hands behind your back, so that the palms of both hands are attached to the back corresponding to this area, that is, the kidney glands on both sides of the spine. "

Lao Jiu did as I said.

I asked him, "How does it feel?"

"Well, it's slightly hot and comfortable, and the waist is very useful." Lao Jiu couldn't help nodding.

I also said: "When doing this movement, the arms may feel a little uncomfortable. The solution is to raise the waist and back with soft pillows and pillows. Before putting it on the kidney, you must do a palm rubbing action, so that rubbing your hands warm, sticking them on it, and lying down comfortably is more effective than any tonic you take."

As soon as I finished speaking, all of a sudden, the room was full of people, all looking for places to lie down.

As I walked around and helped them adjust their postures, I said: "This, in the morning, when Chen Bo comes, the effect is the best, and before and after doing it, please remember not to live a xxoo life. Think about it, wait until night, before going to bed before, and then go through the normal number of times."