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There were a lot of people queuing up, and everyone huddled together and waited with all kinds of reverence and expectations for the fairy.After about an hour and a half, it was already late at night.At this point, almost everyone in the north is asleep, but the south is used to nightlife.

For those here, the nightlife has just begun.

Maybe it is fate somewhere, my number 007 is the last one today, that is, the No. 30 person who came to ask for medicine.

Tianjin fellow is the No.20 nine.

I waited until the fellow from Tianjin came out, and I went over and asked, "Hey, how's it going? Did the fairy say anything?"

The fellow from Tianjin was in a trance: "Fairy, fairy...why is this also called a fairy?"

I watch his facial expressions.

It was obviously greatly stimulated.

Poor fellow, what is wrong with you.

Although the fellow from Tianjin looked wrong, he still paid the consultation fee and took a bunch of herbal medicine wrapped in straw paper from the boy in the shop.

I was curious and asked my fellow villagers, "What disease do you have?"

The fellow felt aggrieved and spit out two words: "No!"

Hey, don't talk about it, I heard him say the word "not to move", and then I carefully observed the complexion of the fellow. Sure enough, the root of the mountain was shrouded in sickness, and it looked extremely gray and dry, without blood, and without moisture.

Looking at the second eyes of the fellow, it was indeed gloomy.

It seems that this fairy is quite accurate when he is cured of his illness, but why does the fellow look like this? ,

"Next." The man called me.

I took the number plate and handed it to him.

The man pointed to a small dim corridor and said, "Go inside, at the end, turn left, and you will see the fairy."

I followed what he said, entered the small corridor, walked a dozen steps, turned left, and saw...

Oh, I'm going, oh god!Is this human?Is this...?

I was terrified by the thing that appeared in front of me, my chrysanthemum tightened, and I almost fell to the ground.

Right in front of me, five meters away, there is a big desk. Behind the desk is an antique picture of a fairy picking medicine. The picture looks old, but the brushwork is very exquisite. From famous people.

But the picture is not the point.

The point is the man behind the big bronze incense burner on the desk!

First of all, she is a woman, about 20 years old, with long hair, fair skin, and fair facial features. She should be a beautiful woman.

But, but why is she so fat?

There are several types of fat, slightly fat between strong and fat, slightly fat, obese, big fat, super fat, huge fat, and, the legendary existence, Shanhai Fat!

What is mountain and sea fat?

This is the man who appears in front of you no matter what posture he takes.He (she) will always give you the feeling of mountains and seas.

Yes, he (she) must weigh more than 300 kg.

Also, this is a conservative figure.

My fairy!No wonder Brother Tianjin has such an expression.As far as any man is concerned, if he knows that the fairy in his heart is this face, it is estimated that his weak heart will be shattered into countless pieces in an instant.

Fortunately, I have no extravagant hopes for fairies, so my heart is not broken.

But, is this one in front of you really Fan Daxian'er's female apprentice?

Three seconds later, I heard a sentence, and then I wanted to run...

"Who is coming, sign up to come!"

Loud voice, pure man's movement, not inferior to North American Aunt Xiong's masculinity!

I go!

I was wrong, fairy, please forgive me!

With trembling legs, I wobbled to the stool in front of the desk, sat down, raised my head and forced my mind to stabilize, and said softly: "My surname is Ji, from the mainland, I want to ask the fairy to give me medicine."

"The horoscope is up!"

The fairy took an oversized beef burger on the table, put it in her mouth and took a big bite, puffed her cheeks, and chewed hard, then put it on the desk and took an extra large cup of Coke, bit the straw, She took a deep breath, and suddenly, she glared at her eyes, struggled to swallow a big mouthful of food, stretched out her fat claws, wiped the remaining salad dressing from the corner of her mouth, and then asked me in a deep voice: "Why don't you say horoscope?" ?”

I confess, I was mesmerized by the faery demeanor!

I have never seen such an existence with such unrestrained behavior and such a shocking appearance. I want to take a second look so that I won't be able to see it again in the future.

"I'm asking you a question! You're in a daze, what a state you are!" The fairy was slightly annoyed.

me……"

When I recovered, I said, "What did you ask me?"

Fairy frowned: "I'll ask you to bring the horoscope."

I regained my composure, and my mind suddenly wanted to mess up.

well!How can I do this?Just trying to mess things up...

I narrowed my eyes, leaned closer, and asked with a smile: "Master Fairy, I heard that you have approved my horoscope early in the morning. Why does it take two times, old man, call that little sparrow here, and give it to me directly." That box..."

I took a look, and sure enough, there was an antique sandalwood box near the corner of the big book table.

The eight-character fate book mentioned by Tianjin Ke should be lying in that box!

Seeing this, I got up and reached out to get it.

boom!

A big fat claw slammed onto the desk, shaking the ground, causing dust to form on the walls of the canopy, filled with smoke and dust...

"Bold!"

Mountains and seas trembled on Fairy's body, and her anger value went from zero to [-] in an instant...

My hooligan is not afraid of her playing tricks!Hmph, Hong Kong is a society ruled by law, if you dare to touch me, try it all at once, hum!

I proudly stood up, stood, and said to the fairy: "I said it all, you can approve the fate book in advance. I see that it is getting late at night. I don't want to bother you, so I just want to save trouble and go straight." Open the box, let me take the life book, read it, pay the money, take the medicine and leave, you should go to sleep, it's time for supper, you supper, look, this is so good, why bother, Asking about the horoscope and asking about this and that, our fairies go out to deliver medicine, isn’t it just a speed, save trouble, you and I can rest assured, everyone is happy. Hey, tell me, am I right..."

huh... huh... huh...

Your uncle!You... you actually fell asleep!

Yes, I saw very clearly our Master Fairy, with his big head drooping and a long hala on the corner of his mouth, piled up in a chair, sleeping soundly.

Thin people are so hot!Therefore, people with thin bodies like to stay up late, can't fall asleep, mentally, and are prone to insomnia.

Fat people are so wet!Wet and sleepy, so fat people like to sleep more, don't like sports, like to sleep, and once they fall asleep, unless there is a thunderbolt, the landslides, otherwise, if they don't sleep enough, they will never wake up!

In addition, the ability of Mrs. Fairy to fall asleep is directly related to what I said just now.I don't like to speak loudly, and the fairy is probably used to shouting on weekdays, and suddenly let me talk like a tongue twister in the wind and rain.

She went to sleep properly!

Sleep, sleep well!Sleeping makes it easier for me to do things! (Don't think about it too much, fairies are the bodies of thousands of gold, and I have no intention of blaspheming others.)

I put my hands behind my back and walked back and forth in this room.

Yes, the decoration style is very simple, and the decorations are also genuine antiques.

After turning half a circle, I came to the opposite side of the fairy. When I looked up, there was a shiny white steel pole hanging above it. On the pole, there was a colorful macaw squatting.

This parrot is beautiful, big, with pointed claws, and its feathers are like satin. Under the light, it is shining and dazzling.

But the strange thing is, why does this guy ignore me?

I leaned closer, raised my head, and listened carefully.

huh... huh... huh...

Ouch, this guy was also tired all day, so tired that he fell asleep.

I didn't disturb Mr. Parrot's rest, so I turned around and went back to the fairy's desk. When I looked up, I happened to see the sandalwood box.

I was curious, so I walked over and moved the box lightly. Suddenly, I heard a slight click.

I was curious, so I looked carefully at the wall that was blocked by the box.

After looking at it, I found the doorway. It turned out that there was a small pin on the wall. It was a small baffle painted in a wooden color. The baffle was movable and could only be opened from the inside. Accidentally leaned closer and looked at it without any flaws.

That's right!

I understood it, opened the sandalwood box, and there was nothing in it.

Look at the inner wall of the box again, and reach out to touch it carefully. Sure enough, there is also a pin, which is also a baffle, which can be put on the outside and poked inside.

This time, I understand.

Dare to love, this is a double reed song.

The one outside, sitting here is frightening, even frightened and asked, and asked eight characters.

Someone inside listened and approved the horoscope in a short time, wrote it on a small piece of paper, and then stuffed it into the wooden box along the small pin.

In order to prevent guests from checking the wooden box, a big parrot student was specially arranged to be a guest express delivery.

The parrot flew over with flapping wings. It was so beautiful, so all the attention of the guests would be attracted by the parrot, and then the wooden box and the wall would be completely ignored!

This is a wonderful partner, a real master, hiding on the other side of the wall!

I fiddled with the wooden box and smiled knowingly.

turn around...

shocked.

Our classmate Shanhai Fairy, who didn't know when, had already faintly woke up, and was staring at me with a pair of big eyes full of infinite murderous aura.

We just stare at each other.

After about three seconds.

The fairy shouted: "Ah! You are coming to the scene! You are looking for death! Pujie boy."

boom!boom!boom!

call!

A heavy solid wooden chair was wrapped in a heavy wind, whizzing towards me.

I blink.

boom!

The chair hit the wall and shattered!

The fairy walked heavily, booming, moving the mountains and seas, and rushed straight at me.

I panicked, dodged, and said in my mouth: "Don't, don't, I'll go with you, I..."

"Ah, colleagues! I'll beat you to death!"

I regret that I shouldn't say the word peers, what is peers?Colleagues are enemies.

I……

I flash again.

Fairy bang bang, blocked the way I came here, quickly took advantage of the favorable terrain, bent over with great effort, reached out to pick up a thick chair leg, ran towards me, bang bang bang...

I gritted my teeth, turned my head, and saw that there seemed to be a door on the left side of the desk.

I swished, ran, pulled, alive, I turned my head to see the fairy coming towards me in anger, I didn't care about anything, opened the door, bowed my head, and hit it.

I go!What is this, so soft, and still fragrant...?