Private beauty care doctor

There are three levels of lying. One is precise weaving, watertight, and when telling a story, describe a thing that didn't happen in the first place, convincingly and convincingly.Two, adapt to the situation and come in hand. Although the details are not strict enough, but with good luck, you can still get away with it.Three, it is talking nonsense with open eyes, sloppy face, stubbornness, and nonsense!

Undoubtedly, I am now the model, benchmark, and template of the third type.

I drooped a pair of big eyelids, and shamelessly said that I was Ji Baixiao.

My uncle has convinced myself!

Such a clumsy lie can be made up, I simply have no bottom line.

After the three demon moths heard my self-reported name, they were stunned for a second within two seconds.Soon, the three laughed, laughing haha.

"Ji Baixiao, Xiao Jibai, hahaha! Old Ji, you... are you deliberately trying to tease me to death?" Momo laughed so hard that he even came out.

I was calm, with no expression on my face, word by word, with the rogue spirit of fighting to the end, and said: "I am Ji Baixiao, Ji Baida is not here, really not! Only Ji Baixiao is here."

I widened my eyes and stared straight at Momo, Yi Yeqing, and Li Xue.

My expression is innocent, innocent, not romantic!

The three of them were a little confused by me.

Momo: "Old Ji, have you lost your soul or what? It's all right."

Saying that, this big demon moth is about to come up and start to play with me.

I am so anxious!

I blinked a few times suddenly, I winked my eyebrows, rolled my eyes, curled my lips, stuck out my tongue, in short, I used all the expressions I could think of.

In the end, Li Xue's brain reacted quickly, she immediately felt that there was some kind of inexplicable problem, and she resolutely prevented Momo from molesting me.

"Well, that's good, Ji Baixiao, you go ahead and ask me to send a message to your brother when you have time, just say, we have something to discuss with him."

I nodded and replied, "Okay, no problem!"

Turn around, I'll just run away!

It's so dangerous, at the critical moment, thanks to Li Xue's presence, otherwise Momo would have to get rid of me for her carelessness.

In fact, there is nothing wrong with wearing clothes.

But the problem is, once I admit that I am Ji Baida, then these three demon moths will definitely pester me endlessly.

But I can't disclose the matter of the assessment.

In short, it is all kinds of troubles!

Alright, today I owe Li Xue another favor, let's change the day and repay it!

Shaking off the three big demon moths, I regained the demeanor of a little Taoist doctor, with my little claws on my back, my eyes playful, and I walked towards the swimming pool while swaying.

The boat has been going south, and the weather has gradually become hotter.

There were a lot of people on the deck, but although the weather was hot, it wasn't enough to wear a swimsuit to bask in the sun.It is estimated that this boat will have to go for another day before I can take off my coat and wear a small swimsuit.

People gathered on the deck in groups of three or four, chatting, watching the sea and laughing.

I turned around, found a seat and sat down, and my eyes fell on a pair of burly men.

These two buddies look so fierce!

Bare-armed, sitting there, in front of each person are several big pig's hooves, and a pile of beer bottles, just sitting there, gnawing on the pig's hoofs and drinking beer.

On the two of them, the green dragon on the left, the white tiger on the right, sitting in the middle of the old cow, with Xuanwu behind his head.

That painting is called a flower, it dazzles the viewers.

But don't look at these two guys, they look scary, but they are sick!

The one on the left kept rubbing his arm, and said while rubbing: "Damn it, last time I cut someone with Xiaogang and others, after that, my shoulder was hacked six or seven times. Damn, that doctor is innocent. I'm a veterinarian, after the stitches are finished, she won't remove the stitches for me, and it hurts like hell."

The one on the right took a gulp of beer and said, "Just blow it up, you have three scars, you just say that people will cut six or seven knives, shit! I'm too embarrassed to say that I killed more than 30 people .”

These two big brothers seem to be really drunk, bragging, no drafts!And it's a completely fantasy route!

It's too urban and underworld to fight the wind.

After the guy on the right finished talking about how he had hacked to death more than 30 people, he rubbed his waist and said, "Damn it, this kidney stone is second to none. Sooner or later, my kidneys will turn into stone."

The one on the left replied: "Stones are good, there are so many stones, it's true, and it's worth it to work! Hahaha!"

On the right: "x your mother, your mother is only made of stone, your mother x is made of stone."

"Cio, what are you talking about?"

Take a look... These two big brothers really want to learn from each other.

I was thinking of helping out.

Suddenly, there was a breeze blowing around me, and another young boy, Che Ming, was sitting next to me.

Che Ming glanced at the two elder brothers, then turned his head to me, which meant who should get the job.

I'm a generous person, and I generally don't grab tasks.

I lowered my voice and said, "Let them fight for a while, and when it's over, the one with the kidney stone will be mine, and the one with shoulder joint tissue adhesion will be yours."

Che Ming: "Alright!"

I nodded.

Then, I looked around, and I saw a beer bottle cap on the table. I held it in my hand, pinched it twice, made a sharp edge, and the whole point came out.I looked at Lengzi, and with my fingers, I flipped the cover onto the face bone of the shoulder joint brother's calf.

"Hiss, ouch..." The eldest brother bent down, touched the bone in front of him, opened his mouth and yelled at the person on the other side: "x you x, you kick me ass!"

"I didn't fucking kick you!"

"x you x, what the hell are you playing?" The other party stood up, stretched out his hand and pushed the big brother with kidney stones.

Brother with kidney stones: "Ci'ao! You fucking fuck me, you must force me to take action."

"Go out, you fucked up! You blow it up! You hacked to death more than 30 people, and you chopped up straw people! You let more than 30 people chase and hack!"

"I'm O, you xx! I..."

It's all right!

These two brothers were already very angry, and they were even more angry after being fed a stomach full of cat urine.

This guy, in the blink of an eye, the two of them put their arms together and put on a cucumber stand.

I gave Che Ming a wink, and the latter understood.

The two of us walked over, and I said, "Oh, we're both brothers. Don't do anything while on a boat tour."

It's okay if I don't persuade him, but once he persuades him, the other party will get excited.

"You x, don't let anyone stop me, I will kill you today." Kidney stone brother, stretch out your hand, and hit him with a slap.

I hurriedly ran to the back of brother with kidney stones, put my arms around my waist and said, "Don't do it, don't do it."

The brother with kidney stones was hugged at the waist, his arms were not idle, and he continued to beat: "Damn, I'll kill you, kill you!"

Che Ming ran to the other one, and what he hugged was not his waist, but his arms.

As a result, the shoulder joint brother started to kick his legs when his arms were hugged, one foot after another.

The two were in high spirits and had a great time fighting.

I wasn't idle, so I raised a small claw and pointed it at the elder brother's waist, rubbing and rubbing again and again, all kinds of small secret forces and tricks.

During the period, I did not forget to turn the waist of the elder brother in the other direction, so that the elder brother of the shoulder joint kicked his feet up.

As for Che Ming, he held the arm of the brother with shoulder joints, and he was also busy for a while. From time to time, he would let the brother with kidney stones punch and slap him twice.

Che Ming and I fought for ten minutes.

In the end, the big brother with the shoulder joint flew up and kicked the big brother with a waist on the back of the waist, and I took the opportunity to shake and press hard on the waist with both hands!

Kidney stone brother waved his hand: "Damn it, wait a minute, I'll drain the water, and I'll fight you when I come back."

Brother shoulder joint: "I'll wait for you, rely on..."

Che Ming let go of him, and he stretched his arms: "Damn it! This fight, the shoulder... ouch... ouch... Why did it hurt for a while, but it doesn't hurt anymore."

He clutched his shoulders strangely in a daze.

Che Ming and I, put aside and have fun.

After about 10 minutes of touching, brother with kidney stones came back.

As soon as he appeared, he yelled: "Ci'ao! Don't hit me, damn it, you're a fucking fucker, you kicked all my stones out!"

Che Ming and I looked at each other and smiled.

We dodged and escaped!

Get rid of the problems of these two big brothers, and make me sweat all over.I turned around, walked into the guest room, thought about it, and went in to take a shower.

As soon as he entered the corridor of the guest room, he walked forward five steps, and suddenly, the door on one side was opened.

A little white claw wearing a jade ring stretched out from the inside, grabbed my arm, swish, and grabbed it for me.

Brother's dignity!Morality!Brother is not a chicken, you people, you can't do this!

As soon as I entered the room, I looked upright, and I looked uprightly to see which little demon moth was pulling me.

Uh……

No, this is not a demon moth, but a charming and beautiful Miao girl, Miao Zhenzhen.

Miao Zhenzhen smiled and said, "Little brother, come and sit down!"

I was stunned, in a daze, and I didn't understand what was going on.

I took two steps forward and was about to sit on the bed.

Suddenly, the fragrant wind moved from behind.

I was about to turn around to see who it was.

Bada, a small fragrant handkerchief, just covered my mouth.

I go!How could I forget, Miao Zhenzhen still has a girl, where is Miao Yuanyuan?

The little handkerchief smells so good.

The scent is like orchids and sandalwood.

I sniffed it twice, my heart moved, and I said to myself, this little Miao doctor is really good at tricks, it's like playing a game to upset someone.

My heart was moved, my eyes were darkened, and I fainted!

Like a moment.

Hey, I woke up again.

Opening my eyes, looking around, I saw Miao Zhenzhen, Miao Yuanyuan, looking at me covetously with a sullen little murderous look.

I smiled, I want to move.

As soon as I bowed my head, well, the little hemp rope is tied up.

Let me go, these two sisters, are they going to treat people, or are they organizing a group to rob.Sweat medicine, hemp rope, and a knife...

Uh……

Sure enough, come up with whatever you want.

A small scimitar with a sharp edge was clearly placed on my neck.

I grinned: "What the hell is this?"

"Hmph!" Miao Zhenzhen raised her head, snap!Take the paper I saw last night, which only drew a ball of fire and a gourd, and photograph it in front of me.

"Say it! What do you mean, post twice! What are you going to do? Are you playing us like monkeys?"

I hung my head and thought for a while.

In the next second, I raised my head, showing a shameless face, fascinated by Ji Bai's smile and said to the two Miao girls: "Want to know the truth? If you want to, just untie this little rope."

"Hmph! I don't understand!" Miao Yuanyuan reminded her sister nervously.

I smiled: "If you don't explain it, I will solve it myself."

After saying the last word, I stood up resolutely, took a deep breath, exercised the kung fu of Hubao Leiyin, contracted all my muscles, and then made another violent struggle.

The hemp rope is not thick at all, only a few millimeters in diameter.

Therefore, after I struggled to earn a living.

Boom boom!

Break every inch!

Ha ha ha ha!I raised my head and let out a long laugh!

But I just laughed for two seconds, and I stopped laughing.

Because, I saw a cute little animal lying on my arm with malicious intentions...