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Chapter 40 The Crazy and Terrible Hangover
Looking back now, I missed a crucial step back then.
That's right, I didn't pull up my pants and I didn't wear a belt.
Both my underwear and outer trousers were half down to my knees, and when I entered the living room, I felt hot again, so I took off my coat.
The living room was very dark.
The little girl will live, save electricity, and turn off the lights.
I could vaguely see the moonlight shining into the room, and there were two snow-white, slender, pink things on the sofa.
My eyes lit up, and a smile appeared on the corners of my mouth.
But this is just my personal feeling, the real situation, I was probably the idiot smile unique to drunks at that time.
In addition to laughing, I also said something very 2b.
"Hey... big white radish, juicy, sweet, thirst-quenching!"
I staggered and rushed to the sofa, and just halfway there, I stumbled on the half-taken pants under my feet, and I scrambled onto the big white radish.
"Scent..." I sniffed it carefully.
It smells like sweat, body, and shower gel, but it doesn't smell like radish.
My brain froze, I twisted my head and said, "Who the hell washed my two white radishes with shower gel."
The house is very quiet, and no one is serious about being a drunkard like me.
I was disdainful, and snorted coldly: "Shower gel...it's okay...it's not as toxic as gutter oil. Brothers eat gutter oil all the time, so I'm afraid of it."
I climbed onto the pink, round, and clear 'radish', first stuck out my tongue, and licked it a little.
Smooth, very good tongue feel.
My saliva was about to flow down, so I simply opened my mouth wide, put the whole 'white radish' in my mouth, and sucked it vigorously while thinking: "Master, where did you buy the radish here? Why is the skin still soft and warm?"
I gnawed, bit, and sucked obsessively...
My lips moved back and forth on the 'white radish', and finally, I looked at a pair of white feet and said, "Damn! This radish beard is quite stylish."
I grabbed the 'radish beard' and put it near my mouth, wanting to bite it, but I smelled it carefully, and there was a strange smell mixed with a faint smell of sweat and subtle body fragrance.
"Who... who bought the radishes? I don't even know if they're rotten, hmph, people are being deceived, aren't they?"
In my hand, I played with ten pink, tender and white 'radish whiskers' for a while, and my mind twitched again, wanting to see if the radish roots were rotten.
I was just groping forward with my hands, when I suddenly heard someone in the dark shout: "It's hot...it's too hot, it's killing me today."
I muttered in my mouth: "Hey! Did you buy the radishes? The beards are all rotten, and, you... why are you washing the radishes with shower gel?"
"Rely on your uncle's radish! Hurry up, help me release the shackles, my sister wants to be released, and she wants to get rid of the shackles!"
"Hmph..." I swayed over, and in the dimness, I saw Her Lady Queen's hands randomly pulling at her chest.
I laughed strangely: "Devil head, I am Gandalf the gray robe mage, you have been sealed by me."
"Ah... mage! Please, lift my seal, I am willing to be your servant." The Queen echoed the nonsense.
"Okay! Let me chant the spell." I muttered something in my mouth, I stretched out my hands on the queen's chest, and stretched the back of the chest.
thump!
Two balls of white and pink things jumped out.
I tilted my head for a while.
His brain twitched again: "Snowy Bean Paste... Hehe! Little devil, how do you know that this sorcerer likes Snow Cloth Bean Paste."
"Hmm... Master Mage, my little girl specially packed it for you, thank you for lifting my seal."
I covered my stomach: "Master I'm hungry, I want to eat snow-clothed bean paste."
I climbed up in a daze, lowered my head and opened my mouth, put a 'Snow Dressed Bean Paste' in my mouth, smashed it while eating and said, "It's strange, why does this bean paste have a small pointed end."
I suddenly heard a strange laugh: "Ah...hahaha! Gandalf, you have been fooled by me again. I have poisoned, and there is a strong poison in it, the eternal doom, you are going to die, ahahaha."
My brain twitched: "Devil, if you dare to plot against this mage, I will kill you."
I stretched out my hands and pulled Her Lady Queen, she got up, I was unsteady on my feet, followed her and rolled to the ground confusedly.
In the haze, I reached out and grabbed a 'Snow Dressed Bean Paste', and I was still thinking about releasing some spells in my mouth.
Her lord queen raised her arms, and grabbed the most important thing in my body with her slender hands. She sneered and said in a deep voice, "Alsace! I have already held your Frostmourne, you Surrender, the end of the death knight is at hand."
I sneered: "I have cursed the death knight on the sword. In this world, no one can pull it out except me."
"Ahahaha! I don't believe it, I'm going to pull it out." Her Lady Queen held it tightly with her tender palm, and pulled it out repeatedly.
My brain twitched: "This... what kind of magic is this, why do I feel bloated, feel..."
In fact, there was nothing else in my brain at the time.
A surge of supreme and powerful happiness replaced all my senses and permeated every corner of my body.
I felt thirsty, and in confusion, I grabbed a small piece of 'white radish' and put it in my mouth, sucking desperately, trying to suck out the juice.
But the more I suck, the thirstier I become.
I don't know how long it has passed, my brain suddenly goes blank, and my whole body is like a volcano before it erupts, rapidly accumulating super-strong energy.
boom!
As if I were shocked by electricity, the volcano instantly entered a state of continuous eruption.
My whole body was weak, my eyes were dark, and I was extremely exhausted.
In the haze, I vaguely heard Her Lady Queen say: "Fuck! This Frostmourne is actually enchanted. It seems to be some kind of dirty poison-spraying magic. It's useless, it's too useless, so I don't want to play it anymore."
thump!
A limp body fell into his arms.
I hugged her, and grinned idiotically: "Silly b, there is no mana, why did you go so long ago, the next dungeon is not worthy of a mage with mana."
Her Lady Queen twitched her body: "I don't have blue, I still have red, Frostmourne, I don't believe I can't pull you out."
All right!here we go again!
I vaguely remember tossing and tossing twice more that night.
Frostmourne was not pulled out by Her Lady Queen in the end.
At the end, the queen said she was going back to the city, and she didn't have a hearthstone, so she asked me to borrow it, but I couldn't open the bag no matter what.
The more anxious I was, the more I couldn't open it. In the end, I fell into a deep sleep.
In the morning, Her Majesty the Queen and I were awakened by a piercing scream at a super high decibel level at the same time.
The first time I felt a terrible head pain, my body felt limp and weak, as if something had been drained from my bones, and my whole body was extremely weak.
The sun shines through the curtains, into the room, and directly into my eyes.
I squint and rub my head.
At this time, the screaming had stopped, and there was another slamming sound of the door.
I wondered in my heart, where did the screams come from on this sunny day, could it be true that the rooms in the building are haunted?
I smiled to myself, and when I was about to get up, I suddenly saw Her Lady Queen's eyes that had just been opened.
In an instant!
It was like a movie was playing in my mind, and I went through the scene of going on a blind date with the queen last night and then going to KTV in three seconds.
In the end, the picture was fixed on the part of drinking, and I really can't remember what happened afterwards. ps: Voice-over (Actually, I had an impression at the time, but I just refused to admit it. Some specific details were remembered after a long time.)
The queen met my eyes, and we both squinted down at the same time.
Looking down, you can see a snow-white mountain peak on the queen's chest.Further down, I found that my inner and outer pants had been kicked down to my ankles.
And on the most important part of my body, there is a slender jade hand lying horizontally, and the palm of that jade hand seems to be holding something.
If you look closely, you can see that the delicate skin of Yushou is covered with evil seeds.
massive!very many……
I looked away, and then fell on the queen's pink and white thighs.
These slender legs, the white skin is covered with red marks, very, very dazzling, looking closely at the marks, it is obviously the mark left by some animal after being bitten.
One piece, another piece, spread all the way to the pair of snow-white and crystal-clear feet.
I withdrew my gaze, and turned to Her Lady Queen's chest again.
On the two white peaks!
The same is also branded one after another with the imprint of sin.
The queen shuddered slightly.
I shivered.
The queen said tremblingly, "I... what did we two do last night?"
Me: "I... I really can't remember, I have a headache."
The queen replied: "I also have a headache."
I said, "Alcohol is really not a good thing."
Queen: "I hate wine to death."
I said: "Don't be so busy hating, please take your hand away, I'm in a hurry to pee!"
"Ah!" the Queen screamed.
There is no way, no matter how tough and fierce a girl encounters this kind of thing, she can only scream except screaming.
I got up, moved my fluttering legs, walked into the bathroom, first released the storage in my body, and then went to the mirror to have a look.
Well, the eye circles are a little dark, how many times did this queen harm me last night.
No matter how powerful the big health care is, it can't stand such a toss.
I sighed, remembering that there were medicines in my backpack to supplement my strength, and if I took it in a while, it shouldn't delay my work during the day.
I tidied up and was about to wash my face.
Her Lady Queen slammed open the door and went into the bathroom.
I rolled my eyes at her: "Why! Men and women are different, pay attention to your image."
The queen stared: "From now on, don't mention the word image between us. The image between us is moral. Since last night, it has been broken into pieces."
My black face: "Then you can't make it easy in front of me."
The queen snorted coldly: "It's convenient, I'm washing my hands! Damn! This thing is like glue."
While she was washing her hands, I said with emotion, "I said Li Yizhuo, you have to pay for my "punishment"."
"Where to hit?" The queen was taken aback for a moment, and soon she figured it out.He said bitterly: "You are still beating! You have grown up so much, I don't know how many times you have been beating."
I said, "That's self-sufficiency, you're doing it by force, it's coercion!"
The queen disdained: "Okay! Don't take advantage of it and act like a good boy, just be yourself, artificial...donate it!"
Artificial...donate!
I donate!Who did I donate to?
That's right, I didn't pull up my pants and I didn't wear a belt.
Both my underwear and outer trousers were half down to my knees, and when I entered the living room, I felt hot again, so I took off my coat.
The living room was very dark.
The little girl will live, save electricity, and turn off the lights.
I could vaguely see the moonlight shining into the room, and there were two snow-white, slender, pink things on the sofa.
My eyes lit up, and a smile appeared on the corners of my mouth.
But this is just my personal feeling, the real situation, I was probably the idiot smile unique to drunks at that time.
In addition to laughing, I also said something very 2b.
"Hey... big white radish, juicy, sweet, thirst-quenching!"
I staggered and rushed to the sofa, and just halfway there, I stumbled on the half-taken pants under my feet, and I scrambled onto the big white radish.
"Scent..." I sniffed it carefully.
It smells like sweat, body, and shower gel, but it doesn't smell like radish.
My brain froze, I twisted my head and said, "Who the hell washed my two white radishes with shower gel."
The house is very quiet, and no one is serious about being a drunkard like me.
I was disdainful, and snorted coldly: "Shower gel...it's okay...it's not as toxic as gutter oil. Brothers eat gutter oil all the time, so I'm afraid of it."
I climbed onto the pink, round, and clear 'radish', first stuck out my tongue, and licked it a little.
Smooth, very good tongue feel.
My saliva was about to flow down, so I simply opened my mouth wide, put the whole 'white radish' in my mouth, and sucked it vigorously while thinking: "Master, where did you buy the radish here? Why is the skin still soft and warm?"
I gnawed, bit, and sucked obsessively...
My lips moved back and forth on the 'white radish', and finally, I looked at a pair of white feet and said, "Damn! This radish beard is quite stylish."
I grabbed the 'radish beard' and put it near my mouth, wanting to bite it, but I smelled it carefully, and there was a strange smell mixed with a faint smell of sweat and subtle body fragrance.
"Who... who bought the radishes? I don't even know if they're rotten, hmph, people are being deceived, aren't they?"
In my hand, I played with ten pink, tender and white 'radish whiskers' for a while, and my mind twitched again, wanting to see if the radish roots were rotten.
I was just groping forward with my hands, when I suddenly heard someone in the dark shout: "It's hot...it's too hot, it's killing me today."
I muttered in my mouth: "Hey! Did you buy the radishes? The beards are all rotten, and, you... why are you washing the radishes with shower gel?"
"Rely on your uncle's radish! Hurry up, help me release the shackles, my sister wants to be released, and she wants to get rid of the shackles!"
"Hmph..." I swayed over, and in the dimness, I saw Her Lady Queen's hands randomly pulling at her chest.
I laughed strangely: "Devil head, I am Gandalf the gray robe mage, you have been sealed by me."
"Ah... mage! Please, lift my seal, I am willing to be your servant." The Queen echoed the nonsense.
"Okay! Let me chant the spell." I muttered something in my mouth, I stretched out my hands on the queen's chest, and stretched the back of the chest.
thump!
Two balls of white and pink things jumped out.
I tilted my head for a while.
His brain twitched again: "Snowy Bean Paste... Hehe! Little devil, how do you know that this sorcerer likes Snow Cloth Bean Paste."
"Hmm... Master Mage, my little girl specially packed it for you, thank you for lifting my seal."
I covered my stomach: "Master I'm hungry, I want to eat snow-clothed bean paste."
I climbed up in a daze, lowered my head and opened my mouth, put a 'Snow Dressed Bean Paste' in my mouth, smashed it while eating and said, "It's strange, why does this bean paste have a small pointed end."
I suddenly heard a strange laugh: "Ah...hahaha! Gandalf, you have been fooled by me again. I have poisoned, and there is a strong poison in it, the eternal doom, you are going to die, ahahaha."
My brain twitched: "Devil, if you dare to plot against this mage, I will kill you."
I stretched out my hands and pulled Her Lady Queen, she got up, I was unsteady on my feet, followed her and rolled to the ground confusedly.
In the haze, I reached out and grabbed a 'Snow Dressed Bean Paste', and I was still thinking about releasing some spells in my mouth.
Her lord queen raised her arms, and grabbed the most important thing in my body with her slender hands. She sneered and said in a deep voice, "Alsace! I have already held your Frostmourne, you Surrender, the end of the death knight is at hand."
I sneered: "I have cursed the death knight on the sword. In this world, no one can pull it out except me."
"Ahahaha! I don't believe it, I'm going to pull it out." Her Lady Queen held it tightly with her tender palm, and pulled it out repeatedly.
My brain twitched: "This... what kind of magic is this, why do I feel bloated, feel..."
In fact, there was nothing else in my brain at the time.
A surge of supreme and powerful happiness replaced all my senses and permeated every corner of my body.
I felt thirsty, and in confusion, I grabbed a small piece of 'white radish' and put it in my mouth, sucking desperately, trying to suck out the juice.
But the more I suck, the thirstier I become.
I don't know how long it has passed, my brain suddenly goes blank, and my whole body is like a volcano before it erupts, rapidly accumulating super-strong energy.
boom!
As if I were shocked by electricity, the volcano instantly entered a state of continuous eruption.
My whole body was weak, my eyes were dark, and I was extremely exhausted.
In the haze, I vaguely heard Her Lady Queen say: "Fuck! This Frostmourne is actually enchanted. It seems to be some kind of dirty poison-spraying magic. It's useless, it's too useless, so I don't want to play it anymore."
thump!
A limp body fell into his arms.
I hugged her, and grinned idiotically: "Silly b, there is no mana, why did you go so long ago, the next dungeon is not worthy of a mage with mana."
Her Lady Queen twitched her body: "I don't have blue, I still have red, Frostmourne, I don't believe I can't pull you out."
All right!here we go again!
I vaguely remember tossing and tossing twice more that night.
Frostmourne was not pulled out by Her Lady Queen in the end.
At the end, the queen said she was going back to the city, and she didn't have a hearthstone, so she asked me to borrow it, but I couldn't open the bag no matter what.
The more anxious I was, the more I couldn't open it. In the end, I fell into a deep sleep.
In the morning, Her Majesty the Queen and I were awakened by a piercing scream at a super high decibel level at the same time.
The first time I felt a terrible head pain, my body felt limp and weak, as if something had been drained from my bones, and my whole body was extremely weak.
The sun shines through the curtains, into the room, and directly into my eyes.
I squint and rub my head.
At this time, the screaming had stopped, and there was another slamming sound of the door.
I wondered in my heart, where did the screams come from on this sunny day, could it be true that the rooms in the building are haunted?
I smiled to myself, and when I was about to get up, I suddenly saw Her Lady Queen's eyes that had just been opened.
In an instant!
It was like a movie was playing in my mind, and I went through the scene of going on a blind date with the queen last night and then going to KTV in three seconds.
In the end, the picture was fixed on the part of drinking, and I really can't remember what happened afterwards. ps: Voice-over (Actually, I had an impression at the time, but I just refused to admit it. Some specific details were remembered after a long time.)
The queen met my eyes, and we both squinted down at the same time.
Looking down, you can see a snow-white mountain peak on the queen's chest.Further down, I found that my inner and outer pants had been kicked down to my ankles.
And on the most important part of my body, there is a slender jade hand lying horizontally, and the palm of that jade hand seems to be holding something.
If you look closely, you can see that the delicate skin of Yushou is covered with evil seeds.
massive!very many……
I looked away, and then fell on the queen's pink and white thighs.
These slender legs, the white skin is covered with red marks, very, very dazzling, looking closely at the marks, it is obviously the mark left by some animal after being bitten.
One piece, another piece, spread all the way to the pair of snow-white and crystal-clear feet.
I withdrew my gaze, and turned to Her Lady Queen's chest again.
On the two white peaks!
The same is also branded one after another with the imprint of sin.
The queen shuddered slightly.
I shivered.
The queen said tremblingly, "I... what did we two do last night?"
Me: "I... I really can't remember, I have a headache."
The queen replied: "I also have a headache."
I said, "Alcohol is really not a good thing."
Queen: "I hate wine to death."
I said: "Don't be so busy hating, please take your hand away, I'm in a hurry to pee!"
"Ah!" the Queen screamed.
There is no way, no matter how tough and fierce a girl encounters this kind of thing, she can only scream except screaming.
I got up, moved my fluttering legs, walked into the bathroom, first released the storage in my body, and then went to the mirror to have a look.
Well, the eye circles are a little dark, how many times did this queen harm me last night.
No matter how powerful the big health care is, it can't stand such a toss.
I sighed, remembering that there were medicines in my backpack to supplement my strength, and if I took it in a while, it shouldn't delay my work during the day.
I tidied up and was about to wash my face.
Her Lady Queen slammed open the door and went into the bathroom.
I rolled my eyes at her: "Why! Men and women are different, pay attention to your image."
The queen stared: "From now on, don't mention the word image between us. The image between us is moral. Since last night, it has been broken into pieces."
My black face: "Then you can't make it easy in front of me."
The queen snorted coldly: "It's convenient, I'm washing my hands! Damn! This thing is like glue."
While she was washing her hands, I said with emotion, "I said Li Yizhuo, you have to pay for my "punishment"."
"Where to hit?" The queen was taken aback for a moment, and soon she figured it out.He said bitterly: "You are still beating! You have grown up so much, I don't know how many times you have been beating."
I said, "That's self-sufficiency, you're doing it by force, it's coercion!"
The queen disdained: "Okay! Don't take advantage of it and act like a good boy, just be yourself, artificial...donate it!"
Artificial...donate!
I donate!Who did I donate to?
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