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The first thing that catches the eye is the famous Heishan Laosao Jinshuihan!Oh no, this guy is not called Jin Shuihan, this guy's surname is Mo, and his name is Mo Qingnan!

Then, apart from Mo Qingnan, who else do you think I was looking at?

Hunting girl, Lan Xue'e!

Sigh, don't tell me, Lan Xue'e is doing her best today!Wearing a slanted-shoulder evening dress style black dress, high heels, bare legs, and a red wine glass in hand, she looks like a socialite talking and laughing happily with a few old men with sexy breasts.

In addition to Mo Qingnan and Lan Xue'e, I also saw a pair of men in green hats.

The two couples were standing side by side arm in arm, as if they were going through the same thing, and were politely greeting the people around them.

Hey, I don't know what day it is today, if the gate of hell is not closed or something.

The demons and ghosts are all gathered together.

Vivienne took my hand and walked straight in.

This little girl is good at everything, but she is a little fluffy.

Let's just say, she has the temperament of a big silly girl, and besides, sometimes she is very shy when she comes up with that energy.

At this moment, Vivienne's silly girl burst out with energy, took my hand, and rushed into the room in a daze, and went directly to his brother, the immortal cultivator Lu Shanghua.

I leisurely, with a smile in my eyes, slowly pay attention to the class enemies Comrades Mo Qingnan and Lan Xue'e.

Mo Qingnan and Lan Xue'e, two Heishan Laosao, slightly opened their small mouths with lip gloss, and their upper and lower lips were closed just right to form a circle that could accommodate some kind of object. His eyes were fixed on me.

I smiled, staggered, and was pulled by Vivienne, saying hello as I walked, and at the end, I didn't forget to scrape the pink and smooth little shoulders of the blue snow moth with my fingers: "Hey, how did you come out last time? "

Blue Snow Moth gritted her teeth, her face was black, her forehead swelled with three thousand black lines, and her eyes burst out with flames, wishing she could destroy this place for me in an instant.

This man really doesn't know how to be funny!I shook my head and smiled helplessly.

next second.

Whoosh!

I let Vivienne get dragged away.

Vivienne led me straight into the back half of this big house, and in a big study room, I found her eldest brother, Lu Shanghua, who was tired of the prosperity of the world.

On the surface, Lu Shanghua and his sister looked more like father and daughter than brother and sister.

This stuff is old!

The temples have gray hair, and the brows are full of vicissitudes.

At that time, he was sitting upright in a corner of the remodeled study room, with a cotton pad made of yellow cloth under his buttocks, wearing a brand-new Taoist robe that he found in a small shop, with a dust whisk in his hand, and a tea table in front of him. , Burned incense on the table and made tea.

What a faction, the morality is leisurely!

When Vivienne went to the study room, she saw that the floor was covered with something that looked like tatami mats. She gritted her teeth, flipped off her high heels, pulled me up, walked up, brought me to Lu Shanghua and said, "Brother, I will put Ji My husband is here, and I think he may be able to persuade you not to give up the property left by your father, and to do business well."

Vivienne, you're so direct, frank, unobtrusive, come up, and you'll sell me off!

I gave Vivian a blank look.

Vivian was taken aback for a moment, then looked at herself again, as if she didn't understand what she did wrong.

Why!Sister, psychological intervention is impossible to be so direct. Once you are so direct, the other party will have a resistance. From now on, you ask brother, how can you continue.

Lu Shanghua slightly closed his eyes and did not speak.

After a while, this person closed his eyes and smiled faintly: "You two, please sit down. After I take the elixir, I will talk to you in detail."

Elixir?

This guy takes pills?

At this time, I saw Lu Shanghua lightly opened his eyes, reaching out to take two gourds, one big and one small, by his side.

That's right, a real gourd.

Lu Shanghua reached out and pulled out the mouth of the little gourd, and poured out a black pill from it. After looking at it, he threw it into his mouth, gritted his teeth, stared, puffed up, and swallowed it alive with all his strength.

Then, Brother Lu took the big gourd again, poured out a black pill from it, and swallowed it with the same expression and movement.

Ouch, it's delicious.

I was terrified when I looked at it, and hurriedly asked: "Brother Lu, Ji is young, with little talent and knowledge, and does not know the magic of the world, can you bring the pill you swallowed for me to see."

Lu Shanghua sneered, stretched out his hand and placed two gourds, one big and one small, in front of me and said, "Young man, learn to learn, and take a good look. This thing costs 5000 Hong Kong dollars a piece!"

I shivered slightly.

The price is sky-high.

I have to do some research to see what kind of elixir this master is refining.

I took the two gourds, poured out the medicines in them respectively, put the palm of my hand to take a closer look, and sniffed the last seeds close to my nose, and then carefully looked at the fine endoplasmic structure.

After 3 minutes, I have the score.

Not only have I seen these two elixirs, but I am also very familiar with them.

It is far from being some precious peerless pill.

Its name is very simple in ancient times, one is called Wushi San, and the other is called Bigu Dan!

In ancient China, fairy art was prevalent during the Wei and Jin dynasties.

At that time, ordinary people all over China, if you didn't mention cultivating immortals, you would be ashamed to say hello to others.

But cultivating immortals, what is the practice of cultivating immortals?

ok!The common people are smart, so they invented the following formula.

The first thing to eat is cold food powder, also called five stone powder.

The formula is as follows: stalactite, white quartz, stone sulfur, amethyst, red stone fat.These five kinds of natural ores are equally divided, ground into powder, or taken with water, or kneaded into pills.

Wushi San belongs to the prescription of doctors, and its function is to treat impotence, dyspnea and cough due to lung cold, palpitation with fear, forgetfulness, dysuria and other symptoms.

But Wushi powder is a very hot thing, if you eat it for a long time, the body will be hot, and it will trigger a series of wild behaviors.

After eating it, you will feel the blood rushing all over your body, and you seem to have endless power (not to mention aphrodisiac.) Then, you will feel that you are very powerful, all human beings are like small shrimps in front of you, and your arrogance goes straight to the sky. Look down on the common people, look down on everything!

At that moment, you can't calm down anymore, you will throw away your clothes and walk away, climbing high and singing.

For example, Everbright Standing on the traffic post in the middle of the intersection, he let go of his voice and yelled "The end of the sky is my love, the green hills are rolling, and the flowers are blooming at the foot..."

Hey, is this person out of spirit?

wrong!Looking at it now, we think he is spiritual, but in ancient times, this was called Xian'er, this was called real person, and this was called Xian'er Fan'er!

This is probably the earliest organized and orderly large-scale collective drug taking incident in Chinese history.

As for another drug.

Its name is Bigu Dan!

The ingredients used are big black beans, hemp seeds, plus sunflower kernels, wolfberry, and ginseng.All the above-mentioned substances are steamed in a pot, dried in the air, ground into powder, mixed with honey, kneaded into pills and taken.

This prescription has the effect of strengthening the body.

But it has nothing to do with Daoist bigu and swallowing spiritual energy.

It can be regarded as a ration formula for marching and fighting.It's for marching outside. Officers at the first level carry this on their backs. When they are hungry, they take out two of them. After eating, they can strengthen their strength and consolidate their energy.

The two medicines that brother Lu's family took were just such things.

The cost is estimated to be around tens of dollars for one hundred pills.

The other party paid 5000 Hong Kong dollars for one pill.

Black!Really dark.Moreover, slaughtering people's money doesn't count, these guys still want to kill people's hearts, drag people into the Tao, let their normal lives live, what kind of immortals are they cultivating!

And, the scariest thing is Wushi San!That thing is a poisonous medicinal prescription, and since the side effects are too great in modern times, almost no one uses it.

Because, eating Wushi powder will not only cause mental problems, but also cause many diseases of organ failure due to the long-term accumulation of heat in the body.

So, eat, eat, eat more, it will really be ahead of time, and the gods will go to the birds!

After I finished looking at the two peerless pills, I put them back into the gourd, then sat there, looking at Big Brother Lu with good eyes.

The eldest brother of the Lu family took the gourd and checked it carefully. Seeing that there was no missing medicine, he put the gourd at hand without worry.Then, he formed a Yin-Yang seal with the hands of the dragon and the tiger hugging each other, and crossed his two dry legs, his mind was too empty.

Vivian was startled.

She was wearing a skirt, and it was not convenient to cross her legs. She had two beautiful legs slanted, and she was sitting next to me.

Immediately, she stretched out her foot and kicked my leg.

I turned to stare at him.

Vivienne blushed slightly, pointed to her elder brother and said to me: "Mr. Ji, he, he is..."

I folded my arms and watched coldly, raised my hand and looked at the watch on my wrist and said, "Wait, in ten minutes or so, the strength of the medicine will increase, and he will have to loosen the strength of the medicine. When the time comes, just look at it."

Vivienne was puzzled.

I smile, don't speak, just wait and see, the changes.

Tick, tick!

About 10 minutes passed.

Lu Shanghua, Brother Lu, suddenly opened his eyes.

He glanced at me and Vivienne with boundless brilliance in his eyes. The guy suddenly raised his head and laughed loudly. He stretched out his hand and tore off the expensive Taoist robe he had scavenged. , wearing only a pair of underwear, stretched his dry legs, and shouted loudly: "Life is not satisfactory in this world, and the Ming Dynasty spreads out to make boats! Hahaha!"

Vivienne was terrified, put her arms around me, pointed to her elder brother and asked, "Mr. Ji, what's wrong with him?"

I said lightly, "Take the medicine, the medicine is coming up."

whoosh...

In an instant, I felt a flesh shadow flash before my eyes.

Brother Lu, he stretched out his hand and pulled out a three-foot Qingfeng (handicraft sword.)

He stretched out his hand and lightly wiped the edge of the sword with two fingers.

Muttering in his mouth: "Furious, leaning on the railing, resting in the rain..."

Big brother, singing a song full of red, holding a long sword, jumped out of the study room, bared his teeth and claws all the way, and went straight to the backyard.

I stood up silently.

Vivian sat up hastily, shook my arm and said, "Mr. Ji, he...he looks like this, what should we do."

I thought slightly: "Go, go there first, look at him, don't let him scare the little friend, even if he can't scare the little friend, it's not okay to frighten and destroy the flowers and plants."

So, Vivienne and I put on our shoes, whoosh, and moved to the backyard again.

When I got to the backyard, I took a look, oh, I'm going!

Brother Lu is not alone!

Accompanying him were two shirtless white middle-aged men, one of them was shaking his head while the other was drinking Cantonese Opera Empress Flower, and the other was humming and haha ​​punching Hong fist.

This is hilarious!Forget it.

I was just admiring it, when suddenly, I saw Mo Qingnan, the elder sister of Heishan, and Sister Mo, twisting a pair of big ass balls, came over faintly.

"Mr. Ji, long time no see." Mo Qingnan reached out to me.

I smiled and stretched out my hand: "Long time no see."

Mo Qingnan: "Mr. Ji's friend's body, how is it now?"

I said lightly, "Dead."

"Ah..." Mo Qingnan was startled, turned her head in an instant, giggled twice, and finally said quietly: "That's really, what a pity."